well, we'll just have to put someone in there with it and see if they turn into a monster

i don't see an alternative

#monsterdon

"Mister Mayor, we're stating facts." #Monsterdon

nova scotia! #monsterdon

I call all computers giant brain machines. #monsterdon

Overfeed the magnet will cause it to split into two stable magnets......
#Monsterdon

Earth is going to fly INTO SPACE - oh no!
#monsterdon

If they need a force monster idea, what about that thing from the Jonny Quest episode? Remember? They threw paint on it to see it. It's better than what's in the movie now.

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

"Mister Mayor, we're stating FACTS" #monsterdon

I've been to a couple of noise music house shows that sounded a bit like the Serranium processing segments of this film. The things I would put myself through in my early 20s for free beer ...
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#Monsterdon
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Eccentric as in slightly crazy? #Monsterdon

Mr. Mayor: . o O ( this is well above my pay grade )

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

The mayor is gonna be pissed that you messed up his twirly toy.

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

It's time to call THE POWERPUFF GIRLS. #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

the ELEMENT is going to make the earth eccentric??? okay, sure. #monsterdon

the monster is just researchers needing a lot of electricity #monsterdon

this is too much time math #monsterdon

Oh hey! It's the colonel from... What was that, The Giant Claw I think? #Monsterdon

Ergs, now there's a unit I haven't heard in a long time

#Monsterdon

When your monopole bends to the left... ... There's a flowing current? Why? #Monsterdon

I _do_ like a monster with a schedule #monsterdon

@yatsu The Neutron, Danker, the Intern, and What the Parrot Saw #Monsterdon

Indoor Smoking ✅

#Monsterdon

"...if it's not fed, it will implode and double in size!"
"I'm sorry, sir, this is a Wendy's"

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

This is what came back from MANIAC https://youtu.be/AIgJenz0ZK4?si=9WzJYEInlnyhH1w_ #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Danker and the Neutron and what the Intern Saw. #monsterdon

Dunno about you but when I hear increasingly frantic beeping around a material known to cause deadly explosions I run away

#Monsterdon

We could have been watching Mothra FYI
#Monsterdon

maybe we put someone in there with it. see if they turn into a monster

#monsterdon

Jesus christ how is there still half an hour left in this thing? It feels like the final scene should be starting any second.

#monsterdon

No vacuum chamber would be complete without a cathode ray tube, just in case one should want to feed electrons into some hypothetical semi-sapient being contained therein.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu "What the Neutron Saw" #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz

This guy has a fat fetish for sure.

#Monsterdon
#MagneticMonster

If this turns into the shape of ferrofulid I'm out! #Monsterdon

It's the very first Doctor Who opening, right? #Monsterdon

he's actually watching Adult Movies through that viewfinder. #MaximumOutput #monsterdon

Oh, they're trying an electric charge? Of only someone has told them that a week ago. #Monsterdon

@brion They invented the 6th bit in 1964

#Monsterdon

Maybe stop bombarding it with electro… never mind. #Monsterdon

Now you're just teasing us. Nothing exciting is going to happen, but we're getting music and sound effects like there is.
#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

and now the magnetic monster is singing. #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

This really feels like a drawn out Outer Limits episode. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

"Let's feed that thing electrons!"

Oh sure, great idea. I'm sure that won't cause a problem. #Monsterdon

This movie cost like nothing to make, I bet #monsterdon

uh oh, it woke up. it's feeding. #monsterdon

THAR SHE BLOWS

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

When your plan involves consulting the MANIAC, I think it's probably time to reasses what it is you're doing ...
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PLEASE are we getting a trent reznor ambient soundtrack right now #monsterdon

#monsterdon New^WVintage "Math Lady" Overlay meme dropped

C'mooon monster! Show your face I give you kiss #Monsterdon

"that's a live thing!"
unlike this movie. #monsterdon

wuh oh, Nuclear Waste Disposal Area 1 is going up already!

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

@wohali How did you know about my highschool dream after programming the altair through the front panel for day... nuthin! #Monsterdon

have we heard from the maniac? yes, they sent us the script for this movie. #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket it's more that it's very much following radio drama rules for dialogue and voiceover

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They have such touching faith in their primitive abacus, er, GIANT MANIAC BRAIN #monsterdon

“wait…a baby! I knew I was forgetting something!!” #monsterdon

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i don't care who but someone better damn well turn into a magnet monster

#monsterdon

honestly, the "yeah we ran a TON of calculations to figure this thing out" is kinda nice. waiting! as plot!

#monsterdon

Excuse me movie, is all of this going to be on the test? #monsterdon

any other elder millennials out there trying and failing at making a Monster Magnet joke? #monsterdon

I think "the giant brain machine" sounds better #monsterdon

that dude typing into the computer input terminal is the 1950s equivalent of a hacker in a hoodie in front of a bright moniter. #monsterdon

Even the movie is bored of this movie. #Monsterdon

Put all your faith in a computer called the MANIAC. AWAKEN IT!!! #Monsterdon

Pretty good integrals on the "Data to MANIAC" sheet, although I'd be lying if I said I recognized the formulae.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Why oh why did the massive implosion happen offscreen? #monsterdon

I don't even care about a monster anymore. Just give me something more exciting than transcribing lab notes.

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Umm...you know beta particles aren't exactly good for one's health. #Monsterdon

I'm Brian machine so's my wife?!... #Monsterdon

Does Dr. Stewart also get hot about the serranium growing in size? #Monsterdon

@joewynne @yatsu Wow, that's still extremely cheap for a down payment

#Monsterdon

@Taweret If i had paid for this I'd be mad right now
#Monsterdon

The magnetic monster reproduces every 4.4 seconds? I think it would only be a couple minutes until it was bigger than earth. #monsterdon

@sean Big bang! Hey--Oh!!! :: Scientists high five each other :: 🤣
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#Monsterdon
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there better be an actual monster

#monsterdon

Some check, is that real magnet math? I can't do math so I don't know
#Monsterdon

groin process? #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

The monster is a Fourth of July sparkler #monsterdon

"...you mean the giant brain machine?"
"well ... yes"

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Inflation has gone wild, hasn't it? #monsterdon

The Giant Brain Machine?
listen, we don't need to know what you call each other at home, guys.
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Magzilla... Sounds promising

#Monsterdon

"You mean the giant brain machine" is gonna be my response next time someone suggests asking ChatGPT #monsterdon

gazing upon it with our naked eyes via the miracle of 1950’s optics #monsterdon

we don't explode, the magnet does. when it gets hungry. pay attention, army guy

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "What does it mean?" He's a nut he's a nut, he's crazy in the coconut

..........................??????????????????? #Monsterdon #themagneticmonster

The secret of creation looks an awful lot like a sparkler factory on fire. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

@WhiskeySailor A-MEN #monsterdon

The secret of creation is black smoke snakes apparently. #Monsterdon

aw I love it it's just a fuzzy sparkly little secret of creation #monsterdon

“But you have no right to keep a highly dangerous substance in the center of the city …”  🤣🤣🤣

Superfriends Narrator Voice: “MEANWHILE, AT THE SECRET EASTMAN KODAK URANIUM TESTING LABS IN ROCHESTER, NEW YORK …”
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bum bum bum bum bum
Tainted Love

#Monsterdon

Marlon Brando was a #Monsterdon

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Neither do I my friend, I do not follow either
#Monsterdon

@yatsu In today's dollars, that' down payment is about $10,460.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu Hey if a second #Monsterdon movie wants to nuke Louisville I am 100% here for it.

This is definitely what an electron microscope looks like #monsterdon