I'm just kind of relieved that the protagonist isn't aroused by the element doubling in size every 11 hours ...
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#Monsterdon
#TheMagneticMonster
I didn't know GlaDOS started out doing airplane PA work. Neat!
Oh, Charlie Brown's teacher moved on to airport announcements. #Monsterdon
She actually is pregnant with the magnet monster!!!!
#Monsterdon
<he-man> BY THE POWER OF CANADA, EH </he-man> #monsterdon #themagneticmonster
"It's gone forever"
just like the hour and a half i spent on this movie.
#monsterdon
Aw c'mon man, don't tease me with a "the monster won" ending and then pull the punch.
so what was all that with his wife about? why did we spend so much time on that?
The world is attacked by a deadly onslaught of stock footage. #Monsterdon
Totally unclear what's happening now. AS IF IT WAS EVER CLEAR BEFORE #monsterdon #themagneticmonster
Is the little radioactive magnet about to fuck of into the sea? #Monsterdon
@wohali sorta a Super(dave osborne)Nova Scotia?! #iMbeingAskedToLeaveAgain #Monsterdon
@joewynne Whoever it was they did an amazing job for such a cheap flick. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster
The flying magnetic stuff was done _way_ better in Lost.
"Welp, we're screwed. World's doomed, my fault. Sorry." #Monsterdon
@lorgonumputz yup Nazi imagery and all.
Oh wow something cool actually happened on screen! #monsterdon
@rwhe Is the guy with the mustache supposed to be Canadian Hitler? #Monsterdon
@Lundemo PUTTIN ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHHPLGPLTPLG So #monsterdon #themagneticmonster
this is some hardcore edging #monsterdon #themagneticmonster
Oopsie!
didn't realize y'all were watching #monsterishdon for #monsterdon this week
I'm sorry, we blew up Nova Scotia. #monsterdon
Ooops. Just blew up Canada. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster
didn't they enter that building from a city street? #monsterdon
sound design here such a massive win #monsterdon
#monsterdon Fucked off _In_ the sea counts, right?
Definitely use those metal wirecutters to break the 600 million volt circuit #monsterdon
wait. they were under the ocean???
#monsterdon y'all would hate The Colour Out of Space if you can't get behind an element being "the monster"
Lovecraft had that holistic kaiju design mind
Whoops! There goes Quebec. Ah well, no harm no foul. #Monsterdon
Thatβs what happens when you donβt RTFM!
I bet they're gonna name their baby "Sparky"
I think you could have guessed what happens when you leave the guy yelling "you can't do this, this is madness" as the only one in the control room where the madness can be started and stopped
Oh now you've gone and done it and I hope you're happy being the Destroyer of Worlds #Monsterdon
Just thinking of that scifi we had which best scenes were stolen from Soviet scifi
#Monsterdon
@brion yeah, it should have been titled something like "the <something> syndrome" or whatever. not "monster" #monsterdon
"...give me the big cutters"
"oh crap, I only brought the medium cutters!"
@Zerofactorial
There's a meme there somewhere.
Fuckin, beep boop to the extreme!
He's trying to add reverb to the monster. #Monsterdon
does this count as an evacuation scene? #monsterdon
"..CPO! CPO! Close the flood gate doors! CPO!"
Easy on the DANGER stick too #Monsterdon
why does this nonsense have this one set totally worthy of Metropolis? Seriously. why and how?
They specifically chose a director who was an editing specialist to stitch together the German movie footage with the American movie footage.
#Monsterdon I got distracted by cookies for, like, 5 minutes. I don't appear to have missed much. #MagneticMonster
@Zerofactorial it's okay guys can never find the floodgates controls #DeadPanMode #Monsterdon
Fuck you, Canuck! #Monsterdon
So that explains why there's an iron cross on that scientific equipement. Maybe. No. No it doesn't. #monsterdon #themagneticmonster
Is that an iron cross on the middle of the machine console? 0_o
awww yeah, danger zone #monsterdon
Don't go messin' with the FLOOD GATES control there, buddy #Monsterdon
It's nice that #Monsterdon movies tend to be short, but on the other hand I was just thinking I've been watching this for a WHOLE HOUR and I can't believe there are still 10 minutes left argh
C'mon down, you're the next contestant on the price is riiiiight!
WAIT, IS THIS CHEKHOV'S FEEDING FETISH
@Taweret They had to establish that Stewart would rather be house-shopping #monsterdon
Wait, is "The" M.A.N.I A.C. gonna get possessed by the magnetism? I would accept that, as long as they have a fist fight with the big computer brain machine.
Cool effect, I wonder how they did it. Hot air gun on some kind of goop?
Don't push on the danger stick!
OK, they're trying to kill the monster. How? I'm not even trying to follow the "science" at this point. #Monsterdon
@neia Oooh, _this_ was the romantic subplot, okay.
Oh, they're makin' goop! Nice! #Monsterdon
Canadians are British in this movie? I mean, The Americans don't know the difference. #monsterdon
Loving the Frankenstein tubes :D #Monsterdon
Seriously these two are providing like half the magnetism in this movie
#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster
yeah man a fucking iron cross is a danger sign to me too #monsterdon
false coloring having an absolutely baroque time with this startup sequence, everything is simultaneously green and amber and gold #monsterdon
is he at least gonna have to sacrifice himself or something? because why did we spend so much time with his wife?
I look forward to the headphone tube amp named "The Deltatron".
Deltatron, isn't that the new game by the Undertale guy? #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial I'm imagining crudely CGI'd handwriting on a piece of paper
Now kiss
#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster
oh hell yeah this ignition sequence #monsterdon
@paco BOTOX? #MonsterDon
@RobynGoodfellow @bunnyhero They probably stole it from another movie. #monsterdon
"I'm gonna see how much it can take!" Yeah, baby, whip it. Whip it good.
@moira I may have to watch MIB after this as a cleanse
START YOUR GENERATORS #monsterdon
@bunnyhero I'm gobsmacked at that set! Did they really just literally spend every cent they were given for the film on that glorious Art Deco monstrosity? #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster
@diazona If this were a 1990s movie they could have thrown in some crude computer graphics, but alas #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Danger: Lemmy Kilmister
Maybe the real monster was False Canadians. #Monsterdon
the real monster was false advertising
All this personification of the element they're engaging in is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this "monster" movie. I think they just ran out of budget after they wrote in a monster.
The real monster is the friends we made along the way #Monsterdon
@moira The power plant's gonna get shot down by the Red Baron at the film's climax. #Monsterdon
just gonna smoke my pipe during this critical scientific procedure donβt mind me #monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 Must be Sir Robin's armor? sowry armour. #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial And in the case of what's on this paper that says how much voltage they need, neither tell nor show π€¦
The force monster in Forbidden Planet was invisible, but more interesting than this.
That one control with an iron cross on it certainly can't be important now can it?
lemme guess:
fake Nova Scotia with eucalyptus trees and big hills with brown grass on them?
@apLundell oh my god it looks so much better in b&w, the color version is straight up goofy #monsterdon
oooh what's the DANGER bar for #monsterdon
This secret power plant looks right out of Metropolis. #Monsterdon
"I don't question the maniac β"
Is that the only good quote from this movie?
#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster