DR SLURPSADDLE #monsterdon

@diazona and abbot & costello #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dick Miller might be a pillar of all our movies. He's in so many of our favorites, like Chopping Mall. YAY! :)

Music for Old Invalids is what our kids think we listen to

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#Monsterdon Mom sure is knocking that bottle back!

#monsterdon My goiter is coming back.. lines I was not expecting to hear..

Yeah I live in Skid Row.

...Yeah, in Popeye's old apartment

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OK so we have an approximation of the One Stooge so far

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#Monsterdon Maybe Seymore should be less sudden?

“Music for old Invalids” because they’re funny to laugh at… get it… get it #Monsterdon

That's my favorite spotify playlist
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@Wyatt_H_Knott “I don’t even like flowers!” #Monsterdon

@nev Putz #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "music for old invalids" ok this movie is not taking itself seriously :)

Mushnik's business budget

flowers 200
payroll 500
lighting 3000

help my flower shop is going under

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This movie def thinks it's a comedy

🙄

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#monsterdon I hope that Mushnik likes the fancy-schmancy plant. Or there might be trouble.

"out you go to Bodeo"

Is that something people said back then?

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#monsterdon Music for Old Invalids

Sickroom Serenade

dang

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everyone's face is a weirdly shaped gray shmoosh with dark bits for eyes

If we don't keep saying we're on Skit Row, we'll forget where we are.

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@wohali I think they want to give a vaudeville impression here to save time #monsterdon

#Monsterdon My goiter's back. Don't hear than much anymore.

Fancy Schmancy Plant!

#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

Ah, I forgot about the flower eater! #Monsterdon #TheLitttleShopOfHorrors

I think the ability to create new forms of life is perhaps a bigger talent than running a flower shop. Angry man needs to go on a holiday.

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Some guy is in the shop eating carnations, and Seymour is played by Johnny Knoxville’s ancestor.

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“I’ve eaten in flower shops all over the world” #monsterdon

@littlemiao Oh you can't say that and leave out how they taste

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#Monsterdon "I've eaten in flower shops all over the world" <- this isn't even the weirdest part of the sentence

Dick Miller so young it's freaky!

#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors1960

he just wants to lick the mystery plant #Monsterdon

whatever this dude who's STILL EATING THE FLOWERS is making, it's not enough.

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Did anyone adjust the color and tint dials on the back of their television, and put on their 3D glasses?

#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

Dude is eating flowers like they're fries #monsterdon

Oh, wow.... The Colorized version is SO much better. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Shot in 2 days" is not a good thing.

You can really tell it with all these long shots.

this is the best Dick Miller performance ever

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I have no idea what’s going on.

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@jonny Thank you!

(I obviously failed at racing the clock tonight)

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He means it #monsterdon

@amyfou This sound is really horrible! So harsh and jarring!
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We also already have more plot than 50% of the movies #Monsterdon https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/115047076570827364

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My goal here is to see how much of this enduring SF horror tale derives from this original film.

#monsterdon, also the AI colorized version seems to be a LOT better picture-wise than I remembered from my last try watching this one. If this becomes the de-facto way to get somewhat decent approximate-print-quality movies, keep in mind you can always completely de-saturate it in VLC and have something semi-watchable

Seymour don’t look too bright. Measure fifteen times, cut to corsage #monsterdon

The flower eater feels like a John Waters character. #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

I think he should eat some monkshood #monsterdon

#monsterdon You have tried carnations, yes? They're actually quite yummy.

Nobody should ever go to that dentist

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@littlemiao also, a florist #monsterdon

CHOMPY chomp
Carnations good
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He's eating them? What in carnation?

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Lots plants cheap. So cheap we can’t afford prepositions.

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Hey Dick Miller! Wait have we had Dick Miller in a movie before? We have to have.
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Mr. Mushnik is like the guy who owned the tire shop where I worked in high school. Seymour is cooler than I was though #Monsterdon

lololol, i'll eat them here. this movie is already amazing.

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"were you calling for me?"

"No, I was calling John D Rockefeller"

Here's your sign.

#monsterdon #BillEngval

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Sadistic dentist sighted.

Alice and Ted and Gretel and Hansel and Tasty Flowers with salt

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Uh so he did say what I thought he said

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We took a quick look at the BW print and it was almost unwatchable. The colorization sucks but at least people have, you know, faces #monsterdon

We need more hand-drawn intro credits

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MOOSH. NICK. 😒

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Bechdel pass! #monsterdon

I didn't know selling flowers was such a cutthroat business #monsterdon

@amyfou only if you’re using the subtitles

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This florist reminds me of Mel from Alice.

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back at Mushnik's!
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So they are on skid row i guess

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You can tell the dentist is cracked because he talks like one of those kooky beatniks. #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

I remember my dad telling me that when he was a kid the dentist had a hand cranked drill

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is it possible that watching the bad print also makes the sound fuzzier

When dentists offices had a floral budget. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon It is a musical! *Seymour singing Auld Lang Syne*

This movie has an anti-dentite taint....

#Monsterdon #Dentists

This scene makes my teeth hurt

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So far the dialogue is better than 95% of the movies we watch #Monsterdon

This is how people get PTSD from the dentist.

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wooof i am not hip to this dentist scene D: #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Who am I to argue with science?"

@cobalt123 @_L1vY_ yesss i see blurry gray things on the screen and they're talking about plants

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Why did that phone's ring sound like a burp?

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That’s a big space for the number of flowers #Monsterdon

Time for "The Little Shop of Horrors" (1960) on #Monsterdon! 🧵

Imagine having a flower budget for the week.

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Jesus the subtitle track that came with my copy (off archive) is AWFUL and I suspect AI-generated. Like I have issues hearing sometimes (like in an autism way not a d/Deaf way afaik) but I can tell it DOESN'T match

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allegedly they shot this in two days #monsterdon

awww, he's already looking annoyed! #Monsterdon

DICK MILLER!!

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@lapis …you can make us

a MAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAA-AA-AAAAAAAAN

?

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... DIBBLER? #monsterdon

@amyfou @_L1vY_ are we there yet?
Asking for a friend
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oh, to die is bad enough, to die in Arkansas starts to look like negligence...

#WrongMovie #monsterdon

“He got blown up”

“That’s nice” #Monsterdon

hey I hear singing!!!!!!!

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Who said there wouldn't be songs? #Monsterdon

Who's on Fern? #monsterdon

The colorization is top notch, for varying definitions of "top" and "notch" #monsterdon

The colorisarion on Tubi is as dreadful as expected #monsterdon