"never trust a woman who's too healthy"
chronic illness feels
#Monsterdon
"never trust a woman who's too healthy"
chronic illness feels
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon "...chiropractors and faith-healers..."!
#monsterdon Never trust a woman who is too healthy.. okay, Ma, maybe you should cut down on the 98% alcohol cures..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS MOTHER
Remember when this story got turned into a marketable Saturday morning cartoon?
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
"no-goodnik plant" lmao
aloha
I told you: love of money is a killer. #monsterdon
No-goodnik!
ALOOOOOOHAA
#monsterdon Plant banks are not FDIC insured..
You would unpopulate all Skid Row and maybe a few Guns'n'Roses too #monsterdon
#monsterdon plant burps AND spits!
journey to the center of the plant.
Audrey II is always the best part of a Little Shop of Horrors production, even if it's a production like this. #monsterdon
No, Mr. M!!! You donβt have to be a villain too!
$30 is equivalent to $324 in 1961
I too also keep my money in a plant
#monsterdon
This guy isn't an actor, he's actually Corman's financer.
@davesdogmaggie The long and terrible history of calling minorities various types of vermin sort of limits its use.
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
I totally missed the beginning of the movie, and even so, I've seen enough now to know how casting Rick Moranis as Seymour was _perfect_ in the musical version. <3
Tonight's role of the robber will be played Jeffrey Combs, from The Frighteners.
This is why they needed to step up law enforcement in L.A. #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie Thanks! Now I can relax and mellow out during all this Horror!
#Monsterdon
@nev Ma speaks for all of us.
DEPLOY THE CAMOUFLAGE BOUQUET
βYouβve been breathing for years, Ma!β
βWell, it ainβt easy son. It ainβt easy.β
Same, honestly
#Monsterdon π₯¬ πͺ π§ π±
why are many of these things occurring tho?
βYou been breathinβ for years, ma.β
βWell, it ainβt easy. It ainβt easy, son.β
#Monsterdon I liked the iron lung gag.
#monsterdon Honestly I like 1986's Audrey 2's more expressive voice.
I wonder what's more expensive for Seymour. 3 months wages for a ring, or an iron lung
Sweater whip! #monsterdon
"You've been breathing for years, ma!"
"It ain't easy."
Oh yes Iβll just hide in this transparent box. #Monsterdon
Wait... It's Sunday... #Monsterdon. I'm late... I'm really late...
sure mum yer boy is only like 40
#Monsterdon
Have you considered having a ball with Audrey?
this is certainly some cooking. it has a...flavor.
The namesβ¦ π€ #Monsterdon
The only problem with the plant is that βitβs probably indigestible anywayβ #Monsterdon
My kingdom for a Levi Stubbs
@cobalt123 22 or 23 by my math. #Monsterdon
Having had cod liver oil, it's actually pretty good on smoked fish.
At this point I am not pro Seymour but I am not pro Audrey Jr.
Yet. Maybe it will eat a cop.
I see youβre getting concerned. Donβt worry: the plant doesnβt eat Mushnick at this time. #monsterdon
I hear nothing! NOTHING!
Subtitles have Seymour claiming the oil has "sofa powder" on top #monsterdon
@whiskeysailor Mom's cooking is an acquired taste.
Mother Kreylbourn was an early pioneer in keto
sulfa or sulpher powder?
Not sure if she is actually a good cook...
#monsterdon
@catzilla And they'll eat them like regular chickens #monsterdon
have some soup with your salt.
I am getting this feeling that Seymour's Mom is NOT a great cook!!!
Went for a toast, swung, and a miss!
That's what you get for toasting with cough syrup. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe If only the plant could pop in and chomp someone #TeamMonster
Honestly the bad movies that try to be funny are a thousand percent harder to get through than the bad movies that take themselves seriously. #monsterdon
*You're* near it.
Iβm sure nothing is going to happen tonight to Mr. M #Monsterdon
Heβs gonna tell his mom to cook for his date??? Bold. #monsterdon
Is is the slurpee tonic?
Iβm serious about Jackβs age in this! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors1960
A soup made of cod liver oil, sulfa powder and epsom salts would kill anybody.
@moira it is a weirdly klunky name, I was wondering if they were riffing on the name of a real group
#Monsterdon Seymour's ma sure knows her tonics!
Dr. Phlegm's Cough Syrup #Monsterdon
I also forgot about dental fetish guy. #Monsterdon
Dr Phlegm's Cough Syrup. 2% turpentine. 98% alcohol.
oh mai with my throwing my cardigan upon your sofa you have made me swoon good sir #Monsterdon
Feed me, mother.
well sit right down and i'll get you that hearse
oh lord. i was really hoping this movie didn't have time for this dinner scene.
@giltay The subtitles on my disc had it spelled the way I typed. Shrug!
So we are gonna sit through a long embarrassing dinner scene huh :/ #monsterdon
#monsterdon This incel Seymour arc is killing me
The Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
Riiiight.
Hun, there are many of us who *aspire* to Sea Hag.
#monsterdon "I could eat a hears!"
Those are the breaks #monsterdon
15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Mom has a huge Grey Gardens vibe.
oh boy #monsterdon
@wohali I heard Pushtwanger, but I suppose it could be Futchtwanger. #Monsterdon
Dick only cares about edible plants
#monsterdon
He must have an enormous Fushtwanger. #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
Fuechtwanger
@jivens I'm in, let's join
@apLundell
Many exciting signs in this shop!
The abbreviated cop banter is pretty great. #Monsterdon