"never trust a woman who's too healthy"

chronic illness feels
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#monsterdon "...chiropractors and faith-healers..."!

#monsterdon Never trust a woman who is too healthy.. okay, Ma, maybe you should cut down on the 98% alcohol cures..

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS MOTHER

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Remember when this story got turned into a marketable Saturday morning cartoon?
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"no-goodnik plant" lmao

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Lol

"Aloha Oi"

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aloha

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I told you: love of money is a killer. #monsterdon

No-goodnik!

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ALOOOOOOHAA

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#monsterdon Plant banks are not FDIC insured..

You would unpopulate all Skid Row and maybe a few Guns'n'Roses too #monsterdon

#monsterdon plant burps AND spits!

journey to the center of the plant.

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Audrey II is always the best part of a Little Shop of Horrors production, even if it's a production like this. #monsterdon

No, Mr. M!!! You don’t have to be a villain too!

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$30 is equivalent to $324 in 1961

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@phooky #JackNicholdon

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I too also keep my money in a plant
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This guy isn't an actor, he's actually Corman's financer.

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@davesdogmaggie The long and terrible history of calling minorities various types of vermin sort of limits its use.

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Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?

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I totally missed the beginning of the movie, and even so, I've seen enough now to know how casting Rick Moranis as Seymour was _perfect_ in the musical version. <3

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Tonight's role of the robber will be played Jeffrey Combs, from The Frighteners.

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This is why they needed to step up law enforcement in L.A. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Thanks! Now I can relax and mellow out during all this Horror!
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@nev Ma speaks for all of us.

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DEPLOY THE CAMOUFLAGE BOUQUET

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“You’ve been breathing for years, Ma!”

“Well, it ain’t easy son. It ain’t easy.”

Same, honestly

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why are many of these things occurring tho?

“You been breathin’ for years, ma.”

“Well, it ain’t easy. It ain’t easy, son.”

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#Monsterdon I liked the iron lung gag.

#monsterdon Honestly I like 1986's Audrey 2's more expressive voice.

I wonder what's more expensive for Seymour. 3 months wages for a ring, or an iron lung

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Sweater whip! #monsterdon

"You've been breathing for years, ma!"
"It ain't easy."

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Oh yes I’ll just hide in this transparent box. #Monsterdon

Wait... It's Sunday... #Monsterdon. I'm late... I'm really late...

sure mum yer boy is only like 40
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Have you considered having a ball with Audrey?

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this is certainly some cooking. it has a...flavor.

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The names… 🤭 #Monsterdon

The only problem with the plant is that “it’s probably indigestible anyway” #Monsterdon

My kingdom for a Levi Stubbs

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@cobalt123 22 or 23 by my math. #Monsterdon

Having had cod liver oil, it's actually pretty good on smoked fish.

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"I'm hungry!"

ahaha, plant has self awareness and much more language facility

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At this point I am not pro Seymour but I am not pro Audrey Jr.

Yet. Maybe it will eat a cop.

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I see you’re getting concerned. Don’t worry: the plant doesn’t eat Mushnick at this time. #monsterdon

I hear nothing! NOTHING!

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Subtitles have Seymour claiming the oil has "sofa powder" on top #monsterdon

@whiskeysailor Mom's cooking is an acquired taste.

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"I want food"

Audrey Jr. is so relatable.

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Mother Kreylbourn was an early pioneer in keto

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sulfa or sulpher powder?

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Not sure if she is actually a good cook...
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@catzilla And they'll eat them like regular chickens #monsterdon

Tonight I let nobody get near you!

FORESHADOWING!

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have some soup with your salt.

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I am getting this feeling that Seymour's Mom is NOT a great cook!!!

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Went for a toast, swung, and a miss!

That's what you get for toasting with cough syrup. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe If only the plant could pop in and chomp someone #TeamMonster

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Honestly the bad movies that try to be funny are a thousand percent harder to get through than the bad movies that take themselves seriously. #monsterdon

*You're* near it.

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I’m sure nothing is going to happen tonight to Mr. M #Monsterdon

He’s gonna tell his mom to cook for his date??? Bold. #monsterdon

Is is the slurpee tonic?

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I’m serious about Jack’s age in this! #Monsterdon

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A soup made of cod liver oil, sulfa powder and epsom salts would kill anybody.

@moira it is a weirdly klunky name, I was wondering if they were riffing on the name of a real group

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#Monsterdon Seymour's ma sure knows her tonics!

Dr. Phlegm's Cough Syrup #Monsterdon

I also forgot about dental fetish guy. #Monsterdon

lol @ substance abuse

the wacky 60s

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...a cough syrup toast

errr.

err sure.

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Dr Phlegm's Cough Syrup. 2% turpentine. 98% alcohol.

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oh mai with my throwing my cardigan upon your sofa you have made me swoon good sir #Monsterdon

“Want me to take your sweater?”

FLING!

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Feed me, mother.

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well sit right down and i'll get you that hearse

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oh lord. i was really hoping this movie didn't have time for this dinner scene.

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@giltay The subtitles on my disc had it spelled the way I typed. Shrug!

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So we are gonna sit through a long embarrassing dinner scene huh :/ #monsterdon

#monsterdon This incel Seymour arc is killing me

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The Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.

Riiiight.

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Hun, there are many of us who *aspire* to Sea Hag.

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#monsterdon "I could eat a hears!"

Those are the breaks #monsterdon

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.

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Mom has a huge Grey Gardens vibe.

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a trophy?

a pizza trophy?

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oh boy #monsterdon

@wohali I heard Pushtwanger, but I suppose it could be Futchtwanger. #Monsterdon

Dick only cares about edible plants
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He must have an enormous Fushtwanger. #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

Fuechtwanger

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@jivens I'm in, let's join

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@apLundell
Many exciting signs in this shop!

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The abbreviated cop banter is pretty great. #Monsterdon