lmao that shuffle walk out of the shop
#monsterdon
Seymour's mom calls women females #monsterdon
@wohali small budget⦠#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon the plant HYPNOTIZES seymore???
Audrey canβt what direction a sound is coming from
Maybe Seymour is acting like a complete idiot because heβs a schlemiel #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π₯¬ πͺ π§ π±
wut
that is the fastest hypnotism i've ever seen
Well, I think that can be considered self defense with the use of a vegetable #monsterdon
if you give a plant-hybrid a fertilizer...
Iβm pretty sure getting a trophy from a city floral club doesnβt equal becoming a world-renowned botanist
How is she figuring only now he's an idiot? #monsterdon
the tragic aspect of this scene is that Seymour is trying to disclose his vore kink to Audrey #monsterdon
"You tell me that you love me but you act like a complete idiot."
Sounds like most guys I know.
this is why you don't date on an empty stomach, Seymor.
Wow that turned around super fast.
βInside the big leavesβ #Monsterdon
I NEED SOME CHOW
ventriloquist par excellance.
#Monsterdon ok the ventriloquist bit made me lol
"I'm in love with you too Seymour!"
Acting is when characters say how they feel into a camera. #Monsterdon
SUDDENLY, SEYMOUR!!!
Ah the old witch trick from Hansel and Gretel!
#Monsterdon
Oh my GOD can you imagine his mother with modern-day TikTok?
Seymourβs mom was an almond mom before almond moms #Monsterdon
I mean, you could always give her mononucleosis...
Not the chiropractors and faith healers!!!
#Monsterdon Daughter: free gun!
Oh the drunk old mum/mom is going in the plant....
Why don't you get a real female with mononucleosis or gallstones? #Monsterdon
"never trust a woman who's too healthy"
chronic illness feels
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon "...chiropractors and faith-healers..."!
#monsterdon Never trust a woman who is too healthy.. okay, Ma, maybe you should cut down on the 98% alcohol cures..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS MOTHER
Remember when this story got turned into a marketable Saturday morning cartoon?
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors
"no-goodnik plant" lmao
aloha
I told you: love of money is a killer. #monsterdon
No-goodnik!
ALOOOOOOHAA
#monsterdon Plant banks are not FDIC insured..
You would unpopulate all Skid Row and maybe a few Guns'n'Roses too #monsterdon
#monsterdon plant burps AND spits!
journey to the center of the plant.
Audrey II is always the best part of a Little Shop of Horrors production, even if it's a production like this. #monsterdon
No, Mr. M!!! You donβt have to be a villain too!
$30 is equivalent to $324 in 1961
I too also keep my money in a plant
#monsterdon
This guy isn't an actor, he's actually Corman's financer.
@davesdogmaggie The long and terrible history of calling minorities various types of vermin sort of limits its use.
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
I totally missed the beginning of the movie, and even so, I've seen enough now to know how casting Rick Moranis as Seymour was _perfect_ in the musical version. <3
Tonight's role of the robber will be played Jeffrey Combs, from The Frighteners.
This is why they needed to step up law enforcement in L.A. #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie Thanks! Now I can relax and mellow out during all this Horror!
#Monsterdon
βYouβve been breathing for years, Ma!β
βWell, it ainβt easy son. It ainβt easy.β
Same, honestly
DEPLOY THE CAMOUFLAGE BOUQUET
βYou been breathinβ for years, ma.β
βWell, it ainβt easy. It ainβt easy, son.β
#Monsterdon π₯¬ πͺ π§ π±
why are many of these things occurring tho?
#Monsterdon I liked the iron lung gag.
#monsterdon Honestly I like 1986's Audrey 2's more expressive voice.
I wonder what's more expensive for Seymour. 3 months wages for a ring, or an iron lung
Sweater whip! #monsterdon
Oh yes Iβll just hide in this transparent box. #Monsterdon
"You've been breathing for years, ma!"
"It ain't easy."
sure mum yer boy is only like 40
#Monsterdon
Wait... It's Sunday... #Monsterdon. I'm late... I'm really late...
Have you considered having a ball with Audrey?
this is certainly some cooking. it has a...flavor.
The namesβ¦ π€ #Monsterdon
The only problem with the plant is that βitβs probably indigestible anywayβ #Monsterdon
My kingdom for a Levi Stubbs
@cobalt123 22 or 23 by my math. #Monsterdon
Having had cod liver oil, it's actually pretty good on smoked fish.
I see youβre getting concerned. Donβt worry: the plant doesnβt eat Mushnick at this time. #monsterdon
I hear nothing! NOTHING!
Subtitles have Seymour claiming the oil has "sofa powder" on top #monsterdon
Mother Kreylbourn was an early pioneer in keto
sulfa or sulpher powder?
Not sure if she is actually a good cook...
#monsterdon
@catzilla And they'll eat them like regular chickens #monsterdon
have some soup with your salt.
I am getting this feeling that Seymour's Mom is NOT a great cook!!!
Went for a toast, swung, and a miss!
That's what you get for toasting with cough syrup. #monsterdon
Honestly the bad movies that try to be funny are a thousand percent harder to get through than the bad movies that take themselves seriously. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe If only the plant could pop in and chomp someone #TeamMonster
*You're* near it.
Iβm sure nothing is going to happen tonight to Mr. M #Monsterdon
Heβs gonna tell his mom to cook for his date??? Bold. #monsterdon
Is is the slurpee tonic?
Iβm serious about Jackβs age in this! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors1960
A soup made of cod liver oil, sulfa powder and epsom salts would kill anybody.