@starkraving666 I watched Mysterious Island with my dad a lot as a kid, so watching #monsterdon absolutely hate hurt a bit. So I can relate. 😅

don't give Seymour's mom WebMD

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Trench mouth?! #Monsterdon

now for

THE CEREMONY

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Oh dear.
Seymore looks TIRED.

That’s the fastest hypnosis on record. #Monsterdon

Audrey II is still developing its mutant powers, wait until she joins Charles Xavier's School for Talented Plants #monsterdon

in a revoluting door

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@Taweret Watch out for the abrupt ending… #Monsterdon

The short film withing a film of a woman stalking Seymor like Wile E Coyote stalking the roadrunner is so dumb I love it.
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SKID ROW SEMINARY #Monsterdon

Wait plant hypnosis??? #monsterdon

Wet

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flip a rock is totally a thing
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Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hookers always introduce themselves with their full name.

what is this lady's deal #monsterdon

@Taweret So much eyerolling #monsterdon

@steggy Best pick-up line.
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I suppose hypnosis doesn't mean you have to be unaware of your surroundings

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Kiss me, Seymour!

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Getting complicated. The hypnotism routine..? Really..?

#Monsterdon Hey, maybe you can help, Leanore.

#monsterdon What is GOING ON?? Rain on the rhubarb and the weirdest chick on dude convo..

Seymor's getting A DISH

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Beef is better than veal!

What do you call this, chopped liver?

Master would like more fat.

Wow.

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https://bingobaker.com/view/9295700 Bingo! #Monsterdon

I see why this was made into a musical. With the heightened realism, there’s just nothing else to do with this story

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honestly I think this script was written by throwing english words in a blender

Boom mic spotting!

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audrey wouldn't goat for that

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You complain now but this was originally going to be Cardula, about a vampire music critic
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I don't have a grindr account, but I want to make one just so I can DM people and ask "how's the rain on the rhubarb"

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Every other line of this movie could be a Devil Girl From Mars macro, but that rhubarb line really takes the cake. #Monsterdon

See, this is why I don't have a hypnosis plant
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“How’s the rain on the rhubarb?”

Is that a euphemism?

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Leonora is a Looney Tunes character. #Monsterdon

We learn that the plant has eaten enough people that it has the power of hypnosis, and it thus hypnotizes and commands Seymour to go find it more food.

He wanders trance-like through the city, past several prostitutes who are mad that he isn't interested in them. One of them trips him with a banana peel then tries to proposition him using old timey language that doesn't make sense. He replies "Master is Hungry" then wanders off.

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Do we want to know how the plant learned hypnosis

Next thing we know it'll turn out to have gone to medical school

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Jackie Joseph's cleavage is doing a lot to elevate this production. 👀

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i proposed to @plaidtron3000 after singing “Somewhere That’s Green” to him at an open mic piano bar, and also it's just such a brilliant story, so that’s why i’m so protective of #thelittleshopofhorrors #monsterdon

how's the rain on the rhubarb?

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On one hand the plant is a whiney demanding thing

On the other hand it knows hypnotism

I am still on the fence

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“Never trust a woman who’s too healthy” #Monsterdon

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Skid Row Seminary????

@randy_s Probably the most fiber he's ever had. #Monsterdon

Where'd the banana go?

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Does plant hypnotism count as psychic abilities?

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Wow, very clever plant. this is horror all right
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Maybe someone could feed that vibraphone player to the plant. #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

Seymor Butts.

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oh, the plant knows how to do hypnosis, saw that coming from a mile away

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was it hypnosis or pheromones?

SEYMOR GOT POLLINATED...!

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close your eyes mastodon..
now give me moneys
open your eyes and remember nothing

I had no idea hypnosis was so easy!
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...On the one hand, Audrey II spontaneously developing hypnosis is the laziest shit I've seen in a long time.

On the other hand, I do absolutely believe Seymour could be hypnotized by someone pointing at him and saying "YOU'RE HYPNOTIZED." #Monsterdon

"How is the rain on the rhubarb?"

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@diazona "let's just see where this Horticulturalist ride goes!"

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Fast-acting hypnotic plant pheromones, kinky

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The only good thing about social media is #monsterdon and I don’t even participate

#Monsterdon Slugbug!

plantnotism? PLANTNOTISM?!

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The plant learned hypnotism??? #Monsterdon

Hypnotized by a plant. BINGO anyone?

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Wow, worst hypnotist ever.

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Wait.. What just happened?? #Monsterdon #LittleShopOfHorrors

Seymour's mom calls women females #monsterdon

lmao that shuffle walk out of the shop
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@wohali small budget… #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the plant HYPNOTIZES seymore???

Audrey can’t what direction a sound is coming from

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Maybe Seymour is acting like a complete idiot because he’s a schlemiel #monsterdon

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wut

that is the fastest hypnotism i've ever seen

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Well, I think that can be considered self defense with the use of a vegetable #monsterdon

SHUT UP AND BRING ON THE FOOD

this is a prequel to "Look Who's Talking"

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Okay, so the shop owner tells Seymour to stay in the shop tonight. He does that but brings Audrey too so they can make out. But while they're making out the plant keeps screaming "Feed me!" and because Audrey is easily confused she thinks Seymour is talking about how hungry he is instead of kissing her, so she leaves angrily.

Seymour then berates the plant for being a total cockblock.

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if you give a plant-hybrid a fertilizer...

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I’m pretty sure getting a trophy from a city floral club doesn’t equal becoming a world-renowned botanist

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How is she figuring only now he's an idiot? #monsterdon

the tragic aspect of this scene is that Seymour is trying to disclose his vore kink to Audrey #monsterdon

"You tell me that you love me but you act like a complete idiot."

Sounds like most guys I know.

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this is why you don't date on an empty stomach, Seymor.

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"i've listened to all the nonsense i want to hear"

and yet the move continues.

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Wow that turned around super fast.

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“Inside the big leaves” #Monsterdon

I NEED SOME CHOW

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ventriloquist par excellance.

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#Monsterdon ok the ventriloquist bit made me lol

"I'm in love with you too Seymour!"

Acting is when characters say how they feel into a camera. #Monsterdon

SUDDENLY, SEYMOUR!!!

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Ah the old witch trick from Hansel and Gretel!
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Mrs Shiva is a serial killer isn't she?
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Oh my GOD can you imagine his mother with modern-day TikTok?

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Seymour’s mom was an almond mom before almond moms #Monsterdon

I mean, you could always give her mononucleosis...

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Not the chiropractors and faith healers!!!

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A smart one, huh

are you sure about that

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#Monsterdon Daughter: free gun!

Oh the drunk old mum/mom is going in the plant....

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Why don't you get a real female with mononucleosis or gallstones? #Monsterdon