That sure is alot of werewolves howling about someone getting laid. Is she the one that bit him?
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[blows whistle]

Too Much Heterosexuality

Five yard penalty

Repeat third down!

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So the rabbit died?

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 doin' it on the dirty leafy ground in the woods while the wolves cheer you on

your wife's not gonna like that

i don't know about the rest of you, but i really prefer people not to howl during my full moonlight, in front of the fire, wild nature sexual congress.

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#Monsterdon come here ugly blonde mustache man, let us make love buck naked in the dirt

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I would like to see some beautiful wolfies now

oh is everyone in the colony a werewoof

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Gee people, bare skin on the middle of the forest, really?
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So far this has been really slow. I don't feel for our protagonist. I mean, it was terrible and all. But I don't care about her much.
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Since we're watching a werewolf movie I'm reminded of one of my favorite Robot Chicken bits: Silver Bullet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

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The gratuitous nudity is gratuitous

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they're saying "remember to use a condom!" in wolf-talk.

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AWOO

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bewbs #monsterdon

Bill's uh.... Hungry I guess #Monsterdon

*checks off "Something Deeply Disturbing"*

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Romantic campfire meeting? Oh hello. Di i only ever see a tv edit of this movie? It has so much nudity that teen me would have appreciated.
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This movie is bad in a bad way, not bad in a funny way

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Resolution don't fail me now!
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Well then!

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"I get hungry enough, I'll eat anything"

what a good vegetarian.... 🤦

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Just off camera are a bunch of werewolves going "awoogah" with their eyes bulging out of their heads and the hearts bulging out of their chests, etc....

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Okay, guys. If you want to sync up your sex lives, here are some tips:

Don't try to bang your wife less than 24 hours after she was traumatized by a serial killer.

Don't try to bang your husband less than 24 hours after he was mauled by a wolf and given an 80s era rabies shot.

FFS.

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I love my comic relief journalists

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eeeiiiuuuuuuuuuu

Oh yuck #monsterdon

Ah yes, because who needs clothes in the middle of the woods? Totally unnecessary!
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Back when you were allowed to have pubes.

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pumpkinhead did spooky forests so much better tho

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a thing i do not lament is the era when all art felt compelled to ground itself in a slurry of psychotherapeutic nonsense.

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It's an 80s movie so of course we have boobs #monsterdon #thehowling

Screw you then...

No, this is kinda the opposite of that. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh my god the wolf costume...looked like a fucking terrier lmao

the masculine urge to wander out into the woods and -- oh. too bad.

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@lytta The animal bite gave him a little personality #monsterdon

like i don't think it's surprising for someone who 'tries to avoid eating meat', probably for health reasons, to randomly partake in meat

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@kcarr2015 😂 👍

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So much for veganuary. #monsterdon

I will say, it's good fog.

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Oh I see, Bill is in "Male Mode".

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they're watching the classic movie "Your Friend Bill got Bit by a Werewolf, and Now Bill Will Become a Werewolf, and your Friend Karen is in Grave Danger."

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@socketwench That should be how we know which werewolf is him.
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@trixter

Damn hippie?

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So this douche kills a poor lil bunny for nothing? #Monsterdon

Wait, he's vegetarian and he went hunting? #Monsterdon

The vegetarian is now eating meat

I’m sure that’s not a sign of anything bad

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Hey, I'm a vegetarian, but food is food!
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“It’s only a movie.” But with some incredible timing. #Monsterdon

wait was that t'pel? I wasn't looking #monsterdon

He's eating meat now? We gonna get werewolf mustache!
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Did they not have the word "vegetarian" yet?

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it's supposed to be a revelation that he's breaking his vegetarianism after the wolf bite but he went hunting before that so like lmao

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oh no I had a pattern for a shirt like that where the sleeves are just like wingshaped extensions of the main shirt they were gross

ah. so he's definitely Changing then. gotcha.

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Bill just lost his vegan powers #monsterdon #thehowling

The editing in this movie is so random and sudden, it gives me a headache #monsterdon #thehowling

So if they only transform when the wolfsbane blooms, that means what, like only in October? #Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket woohoo 🎉 congrats!

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OH HEY THAT BAY IN THE DRAWING. We're in it.
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Just relax
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He’s not getting rabies shots, is he?

Bad choice

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I'll admit I really like the early 80's glasses

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Mister Bill OH NOOOOoooo! #Monsterdon

I too like to meet my besties out in the deep woods #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Besides the werewolf infestation, these cabins are pretty nice. I wonder how much the doc rents them out for.

Rabies
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Perfectly timed movie lines!
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I wonder if he is going to become a moustache werewolf
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Geeze movie. We get it. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

you do not need to introduce the audience to the idea of werewolves with incidental footage we are way on top of it and you can get right to it #monsterdon

Guh, those headboard bookcases give me the creeps! Like you're sleeping on a big pile of junk

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Is this Morro Bay?

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@nev Having grown up with one it's a little less exciting than you'd think? At least in my house where all of the shelves above what I could reach from the ground were filled with 1970s-1980s computer manuals in binders. And the tile floor meant it didn't slide particularly fast because the grout lines made it slow down.

Yes my dad was a giant nerd (who wanted to be cool, the center of the bookcase has a weird mirrored dry bar), why do you ask?

Unfortunately I don't have photos of it (and now a days the photos would be vast majority empty shelves, my mom mostly cleared out the ancient computer stuff).

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Werewolves get a discount at the bookstore, so congratulations!

I can’t believe they haven’t drugged HER yet #Monsterdon

@fabio I was thinking she was Leela of the Sevateem (Survey Team) from Doctor Who (Tom Baker days). #Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 Oh, and here's Dr. Patrick Macnee (The Avengers) treating the werewolf bite.

Is that the rabies shot they used to inject in the abdomen? I was terrified of that after a kid in my school told he got it #monsterdon #thehowling

That roarhowl really ... HOLY FUCK!
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Watching monster movies in your monster movie? Is this Fright Night again?
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Hey, that rhymed!
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Um the psychiatrist is treating the wolf bites with a giant hypodermic?

Marsha's no Elvira, though

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Now I'm wondering whether the movie in the movie is better than the one we're watching #monsterdon

✅ "The Legend Says..." #Monsterdon

damn. he survived.

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Bitten by a dog? Let me just inject this syringe full of pond water...

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Did you get the plate on that werewolf?

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#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 i do like patrick mcnee in this

Congratulations you're a werewolf now #monsterdon #thehowling

"Fortunately, I keep rabies vaccine in stock. Go through it like water up here."

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hey apparently you don't have to get a huge shot in your stomach anymore for a rabies shot

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Marsha's vaguely Elvira thing is reminding me that I spontaneously encountered the official gin of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark last week

it's good!

https://aasbdistillery.com/spirits/gin/elvira-mistress-of-the-dark/

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The nuns are out tonight...
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@RobynGoodfellow OMG I forgot about that

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careful there, the werewolf is

ON A TRIGGER STRING

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Hey moustache man, you left your gun with the weirdo.
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lol https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/115443575062071478

@kcarr2015 They do still exist, of course, just harder to find. (I went to like four of them while I was visiting Seattle and Portland a few weeks ago)

(and bought something from each lol)

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@JoeWynne Damn! #Monsterdon