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Recording the howling. Proper journalism FTW.

@Taweret Why don't they ever make weremonkey films? #monsterdon

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portable cassette recorder awww

This is not doggie style.
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And a brief cut to a Ralph Bakshi movie…

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No way, is this X-Men Origins: Beast?
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Suddenly animation for budgetary reasons #monsterdon #thehowling

Decent TF sequence, B+

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@Taweret Right, proper (male) werewolves have mutton chops. 😤

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Cartoon Werewolf Porn: Check

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That tall bookstore with one guy who knows every book; that's how we got our information before the internet.

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silly-looking rotoscoping, yay

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That orgasm lasted like 45 seconds~!

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furries told me werewolf sex would be hotter than this

this is just a bunch of weird, hairy mugging 😦

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They're reverting to their natural 1970s forms.

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Well this is knot a scene I was expecting.
Hand drawn werewolf hanky panky.
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If it involves growing a neck beard, being a werewolf just ain't worth it!

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Doctor: "Well, sounds like someone is having a good time!"

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honestly, i'd be mad too if my teeth suddenly got that big.

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update: they turned into werewolves

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✅ Teeth

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They actually look like vampires but ok #monsterdon #thehowling

She like these rabid men #Monsterdon

"There! Wolf!" #Monsterdon

You would think werewolves would do it doggy style, wouldn't you? #Monsterdon

So, she comes on to him, he rejects her, so she turns him into a werewolf so he'll shag her.

There has gotta be an easier way to get laid, Marsha.

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They're doin' it doggy style.

are we werewolves? or vampires!??!!?!?!?!? #monsterdon

werewolves, vampires, same thing really.

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Don't have sex IN the campfire. Smokey the Bear doesn't like it. #Monsterdon

Yikes man, you don't have to drool!
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Never before have I been so confident in referring to a soundtrack as ORGAN MUSIC #Monsterdon

Oh wait. Here we go. Just needed to be a little more patient. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@lytta True but I thought it was actually "doesn't eat meat", not "tries to avoid eating meat"

Maybe I missed it 🤷

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@paco Fang contest.
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they're doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

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okay when do they turn into werewolves.

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#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

It's all right, he's had his rabies shot.

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NOT SANITARY, LADY

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Marsha goes full frontal, but Bill's penis is obscured by fire, and that's sexism!

It's a good thing I don't want to see Bill's penis, hmph!

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Butt's a little mushy there, Bill, consider some targeted exercises. #Monsterdon

the cast of characters in my mind is like

and is there in fact also

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The teeth effects are pretty good

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“Fellas that’s a naked lady!” *best Butters from South Park voice* #Monsterdon

So, was the sex....

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I think I see now why they called this "The Howling" instead of "Werewolves." Kind of short on actual werewolves so far. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

#monsterdon 47-48 min in: This is an unreleased track off of the Beach Boys' Smile, isn't it?

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Everybody here is outta sight…
They don’t bark and they don’t…

Well shit.

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gotta love how the lady who got the "and introducing" credit gets the full frontal scene because of course

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eww drool

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That sure is alot of werewolves howling about someone getting laid. Is she the one that bit him?
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[blows whistle]

Too Much Heterosexuality

Five yard penalty

Repeat third down!

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So the rabbit died?

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#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 doin' it on the dirty leafy ground in the woods while the wolves cheer you on

your wife's not gonna like that

i don't know about the rest of you, but i really prefer people not to howl during my full moonlight, in front of the fire, wild nature sexual congress.

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I would like to see some beautiful wolfies now

#Monsterdon come here ugly blonde mustache man, let us make love buck naked in the dirt

oh is everyone in the colony a werewoof

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So far this has been really slow. I don't feel for our protagonist. I mean, it was terrible and all. But I don't care about her much.
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Gee people, bare skin on the middle of the forest, really?
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Since we're watching a werewolf movie I'm reminded of one of my favorite Robot Chicken bits: Silver Bullet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

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The gratuitous nudity is gratuitous

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they're saying "remember to use a condom!" in wolf-talk.

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bewbs #monsterdon

AWOO

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Bill's uh.... Hungry I guess #Monsterdon

*checks off "Something Deeply Disturbing"*

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Romantic campfire meeting? Oh hello. Di i only ever see a tv edit of this movie? It has so much nudity that teen me would have appreciated.
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This movie is bad in a bad way, not bad in a funny way

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Resolution don't fail me now!
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Well then!

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"I get hungry enough, I'll eat anything"

what a good vegetarian.... 🤦

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Just off camera are a bunch of werewolves going "awoogah" with their eyes bulging out of their heads and the hearts bulging out of their chests, etc....

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Okay, guys. If you want to sync up your sex lives, here are some tips:

Don't try to bang your wife less than 24 hours after she was traumatized by a serial killer.

Don't try to bang your husband less than 24 hours after he was mauled by a wolf and given an 80s era rabies shot.

FFS.

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I love my comic relief journalists

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eeeiiiuuuuuuuuuu

Oh yuck #monsterdon

Ah yes, because who needs clothes in the middle of the woods? Totally unnecessary!
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Back when you were allowed to have pubes.

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pumpkinhead did spooky forests so much better tho

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a thing i do not lament is the era when all art felt compelled to ground itself in a slurry of psychotherapeutic nonsense.

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It's an 80s movie so of course we have boobs #monsterdon #thehowling

Screw you then...

No, this is kinda the opposite of that. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh my god the wolf costume...looked like a fucking terrier lmao

the masculine urge to wander out into the woods and -- oh. too bad.

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@lytta The animal bite gave him a little personality #monsterdon

like i don't think it's surprising for someone who 'tries to avoid eating meat', probably for health reasons, to randomly partake in meat

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@kcarr2015 😂 👍

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That's a nice little cove/coast area. Anybody? NoCal is my guess. #monsterdon

So much for veganuary. #monsterdon

I will say, it's good fog.

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Oh I see, Bill is in "Male Mode".

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they're watching the classic movie "Your Friend Bill got Bit by a Werewolf, and Now Bill Will Become a Werewolf, and your Friend Karen is in Grave Danger."

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@socketwench That should be how we know which werewolf is him.
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Damn hippie?

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So this douche kills a poor lil bunny for nothing? #Monsterdon

“If I get hungry enough, ill eat anything….” famous last words #Monsterdon

Wait, he's vegetarian and he went hunting? #Monsterdon

The vegetarian is now eating meat

I’m sure that’s not a sign of anything bad

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