Good job #monsterdon ! Thanks for hosting as always @Taweret ! I _adored_ this one.
My review: "What?" 5/5
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@Taweret thanks again for hosting! slime on #monsterdon
What, are they going to rinse that slime right out of their drain?
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I don't buy them knowing the liquid creature was destroyed just like that. Just because half the city's destroyed #monsterdon
Huh. Okay, so. You set fire to the river. There's no guarantee you got all the monsters. They're probably still out there somewhere, at other nuclear test sites. I guess they did... KIND OF resolve the narcotics thing, so that's at least better than last week's film.
Still, would it kill these things to have an actual ending? #Monsterdon
And we're done. Man do I need Ben Mankiewicz coming on to explain this one to me. #monsterdon #thehman
so we killed it with fire...for now
The End
Thanks for the short and sweet and slimy #Monsterdon @Taweret !
@apLundell they're just going to hitch a ride #monsterdon
#monsterdon Be on your way, H-Men.
@Zerofactorial You have to have an explicitly stated moral. #Monsterdon
@Taweret Thanks! Now we don't have to guess at the theme for our papers due for tomorrow's class!
Ok, but what about those glowing green ghosts? #monsterdon
that was GREAT #monsterdon
"Their destruction is no guarantee for the future" Yeah! F**k You Future! #monsterdon #thehman
@trixter Yeah, called it. But I didn't expect Pompous Guy's voiceover #monsterdon
Love the rubbery sound effect when the people get slimed / melted.
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so stop testing nukes or else slime people will take over the earth
the end
ty for joining, everyone!!
And the day is saved! Thanks to propane and propane accessories.
Mmm fire roasted jello.
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YES light everything on fire!! Destroy the city!!!!
@RobynGoodfellow @trixter oooh i like that idea. you can kind of see echos of it for real. maybe it's more visible in the japanese? #monsterdon
the slime guys casually standing around while getting flamethrowered has got me howling in emotional incongruity #monsterdon
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Yep, that's a Devil Fish ending. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon You can't kill monsters without some collateral damage.
@RobynGoodfellow The motivations of the slime monsters really needs more investigation. #Monsterdon
Who could have predicted that a dozen flamethrowers in a restricted part of town could have gotten out of hand? #monsterdon
These same fire effects were used in the movie Backdraft, right?
@trixter I kind of thought there was some kind of slime monster revenge plot going on against the mobsters but maybe that's not the case?? #monsterdon #thehman
No escape! Too much Army!
Whoops, someone threw a match on the Cuyohoga river again. #Monsterdon
Wait is she the final girl? She's down to her nightie and in a stand off with a monster. Shame she doesn't do anything against the beast.
Oh the cop finds her and they just slowly walk away in the waist deep water.
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Chikako's mom writes her initials on her underwear too! #monsterdon
@Taweret denouements are for the weak and the French #monsterdon
Wait, they're pumping gasoline into the sewers?
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Great stock footage of fire. "Fire, unrelated." #Monsterdon
Oh he got gacked! Well that was an overly fast and quiet death for that evil crook.
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And they fry the monster to the tender strains of the love theme.
Seriously, this soundtrack. #Monsterdon
I hope the actress playing Chitako made bank for this role #monsterdon
the creeping slime is genuinely creepy in the dark #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe the slime is very respectful of the love story, only being in one place at one time and moving at 0.1m/s #monsterdon
"You're safe now."
Is she, though?
Lovebirds better get moving, you're gonna end up getting sauced. #Monsterdon
oops, didn't even get warning on that one. sorry bout your slime, sir. #monsterdon
Thanks to buffering issues, we have fallen dreadfully behind.
@elduvelle and some very nice and inexplicably long lounge singing, a real treat #monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow
π Nice! There are sections of this movie that the zither would have been perfect for.
I predict the ending will be all of Japan having burst into flames #monsterdon
That slime must be citrusy, 'cause it's got quite the .... twang.
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YAY HE GOT EATEN YAAAAAAAAY #monsterdon
He died as he lived, with shiny slime in his hair. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Do we really want to have H-Men radioactive ash in the air?
fifteen minutes? Good thing they used slow burning gasoline. #monsterdon
Nice helmets, they're ribbed for her pleasure. #Monsterdon
@Taweret All the slime just fucks off into the sea, the end #Monsterdon
I didn't recognize Stormy Face until he scowled again.
i hope the h-man kills this skeezeball #monsterdon
this is a Honda film so i expect a very abrupt ending
@jonny @Taweret Why isn't it The H-Frog? #monsterdon
@Taweret Japanese calvary music
here we go we have 8 minutes remaining for the gasoline attack and flamethrower teams to do their thing #monsterdon
The secret sewer brick safe trick!
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Ever since the third man comment all I can think is "Needs more zither music" #monsterdon #thehman
Genuinely curious what the director was thinking with this soundtrack. Triumphant Theme of Firetrucks! Should we stop during the scene change? Nah! #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial I see no way this plan can go wrong. Good work. #monsterdon
@moira Exactly #monsterdon
@Taweret in what way is the slime a man, they really whiffed that naming meeting #monsterdon
WHy does the fire truck sound like a dying cow?
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@Zerofactorial so you're saying if we take _mario_ and treat him with _radiation_... #monsterdon
Surrpounded by G-men and H-men.
"Take off your clothes" IN THE SEWER!? I Yall sure made this guy extra hateable.
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the music is so triumphant. did we win already?
#monsterdon Is that a sewage drainage truck?
I'm trying to figure out how this "dude finds his drug stash" subplot really fits in to the larger picture but I'm here for it anyways #Monsterdon
Oh man, dude is gonna get a *gnarly* infection down there with that open headwound. #Monsterdon
The only way to fight a liquid creature is with a liquid plumber. Everyone knows that #monsterdon
Mitsubishi really does make just everything #monsterdon
The Liquid Creature would have been a better shlocky b movie title than the H-man tbh
It appears to be a kleenex, sir. Perhaps you're not familiar with them. #Monsterdon
@strangefour my god i didn't see the heels. unforgivable #monsterdon
Dragging her into the sewers in that dress and those heels? This petty crook is truly an evil super villain.
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#monsterdon Late 50s the Japanese still needed more practice at monster fleeing.
fun fact, if you put the slime in a microwave, it expands like a marshmellow peep
great time to retrieve your drug stash from the sewers #monsterdon
this creep better get slimed but quick #monsterdon
Panicked citizen: What evacuation routes do we use for the slime monster?
Policemen: Just follow the Kaiju evac signage past the army line to the mass burial site.
How long do I have to flambΓ© the slime before I know it's done? #monsterdon
Does this really count as a car chase?
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I wanna watch this one again later subbed. This one's got so much great shit going on. #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial Yeah but "What if The Third Man had radioactive goo chasing Harry Lime" is a legit artistic inquiry! #monsterdon #thehman
this cab driver is really game to chase another car #monsterdon
wandering around in the storm drains with that clean trenchcoat and smart yellow suit getting wrecked is not what i signed up for watching #monsterdon
This sewer scene is just ripped off from The Third Man #monsterdon #orsonwelles
YES my hotdog is intact #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Call me crazy but that seems like a total first date red flag. #monsterdon #thehman
Aw man, you're making the lady wade knee-deep in sewage in a *skirt*? There's limits to evil, man, jeez #Monsterdon
@jonny This disaster response has everything. #monsterdon #thehman
disappointed that it wasn't a whole river of slime in the sewers #Monsterdon
...This movie's gonna end like Devil Fish, a bunch of overenthusiastic rednecks pouring gasoline into the water supply. #Monsterdon
Great idea, flamethrowers every two blocks. Really stellar thinking #monsterdon
THAT MAP IS WHERE THOSE BRIDGES WERE HOLY CROW I'm completely serious omg xD xD xD #monsterdon