Good job #monsterdon ! Thanks for hosting as always @Taweret ! I _adored_ this one.

My review: "What?" 5/5
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@Taweret thanks again for hosting! slime on #monsterdon

What, are they going to rinse that slime right out of their drain?
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I don't buy them knowing the liquid creature was destroyed just like that. Just because half the city's destroyed #monsterdon

Huh. Okay, so. You set fire to the river. There's no guarantee you got all the monsters. They're probably still out there somewhere, at other nuclear test sites. I guess they did... KIND OF resolve the narcotics thing, so that's at least better than last week's film.

Still, would it kill these things to have an actual ending? #Monsterdon

And we're done. Man do I need Ben Mankiewicz coming on to explain this one to me. #monsterdon #thehman

so we killed it with fire...for now

The End

Thanks for the short and sweet and slimy #Monsterdon @Taweret !

@apLundell they're just going to hitch a ride #monsterdon

#monsterdon Be on your way, H-Men.

@Zerofactorial You have to have an explicitly stated moral. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Thanks! Now we don't have to guess at the theme for our papers due for tomorrow's class!

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Ok, but what about those glowing green ghosts? #monsterdon

that was GREAT #monsterdon

"Their destruction is no guarantee for the future" Yeah! F**k You Future! #monsterdon #thehman

@trixter Yeah, called it. But I didn't expect Pompous Guy's voiceover #monsterdon

Love the rubbery sound effect when the people get slimed / melted.

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so stop testing nukes or else slime people will take over the earth

the end

ty for joining, everyone!!

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And the day is saved! Thanks to propane and propane accessories.
Mmm fire roasted jello.
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YES light everything on fire!! Destroy the city!!!!

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@RobynGoodfellow @trixter oooh i like that idea. you can kind of see echos of it for real. maybe it's more visible in the japanese? #monsterdon

the slime guys casually standing around while getting flamethrowered has got me howling in emotional incongruity #monsterdon
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Yep, that's a Devil Fish ending. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You can't kill monsters without some collateral damage.

@RobynGoodfellow The motivations of the slime monsters really needs more investigation. #Monsterdon

Who could have predicted that a dozen flamethrowers in a restricted part of town could have gotten out of hand? #monsterdon

These same fire effects were used in the movie Backdraft, right?

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Slime on the water
Fire in the sewer

Deep Purple First Draft

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@trixter I kind of thought there was some kind of slime monster revenge plot going on against the mobsters but maybe that's not the case?? #monsterdon #thehman

No escape! Too much Army!

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Whoops, someone threw a match on the Cuyohoga river again. #Monsterdon

Wait is she the final girl? She's down to her nightie and in a stand off with a monster. Shame she doesn't do anything against the beast.
Oh the cop finds her and they just slowly walk away in the waist deep water.
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Chikako's mom writes her initials on her underwear too! #monsterdon

@Taweret denouements are for the weak and the French #monsterdon

Wait, they're pumping gasoline into the sewers?

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Great stock footage of fire. "Fire, unrelated." #Monsterdon

Oh he got gacked! Well that was an overly fast and quiet death for that evil crook.
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And they fry the monster to the tender strains of the love theme.

Seriously, this soundtrack. #Monsterdon

I hope the actress playing Chitako made bank for this role #monsterdon

the creeping slime is genuinely creepy in the dark #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe the slime is very respectful of the love story, only being in one place at one time and moving at 0.1m/s #monsterdon

"You're safe now."
Is she, though?

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Lovebirds better get moving, you're gonna end up getting sauced. #Monsterdon

oops, didn't even get warning on that one. sorry bout your slime, sir. #monsterdon

Thanks to buffering issues, we have fallen dreadfully behind.

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@elduvelle and some very nice and inexplicably long lounge singing, a real treat #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow
😆 Nice! There are sections of this movie that the zither would have been perfect for.

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I predict the ending will be all of Japan having burst into flames #monsterdon

That slime must be citrusy, 'cause it's got quite the .... twang.

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YAY HE GOT EATEN YAAAAAAAAY #monsterdon

He died as he lived, with shiny slime in his hair. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Do we really want to have H-Men radioactive ash in the air?

fifteen minutes? Good thing they used slow burning gasoline. #monsterdon

Nice helmets, they're ribbed for her pleasure. #Monsterdon

@Taweret All the slime just fucks off into the sea, the end #Monsterdon

I didn't recognize Stormy Face until he scowled again.

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i hope the h-man kills this skeezeball #monsterdon

this is a Honda film so i expect a very abrupt ending

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@jonny @Taweret Why isn't it The H-Frog? #monsterdon

@Taweret Japanese calvary music

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here we go we have 8 minutes remaining for the gasoline attack and flamethrower teams to do their thing #monsterdon

The secret sewer brick safe trick!

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Ever since the third man comment all I can think is "Needs more zither music" #monsterdon #thehman

Genuinely curious what the director was thinking with this soundtrack. Triumphant Theme of Firetrucks! Should we stop during the scene change? Nah! #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I see no way this plan can go wrong. Good work. #monsterdon

@moira Exactly #monsterdon

@Taweret in what way is the slime a man, they really whiffed that naming meeting #monsterdon

WHy does the fire truck sound like a dying cow?
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@Zerofactorial so you're saying if we take _mario_ and treat him with _radiation_... #monsterdon

Surrpounded by G-men and H-men.
"Take off your clothes" IN THE SEWER!? I Yall sure made this guy extra hateable.
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the music is so triumphant. did we win already?

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#monsterdon Is that a sewage drainage truck?

I'm trying to figure out how this "dude finds his drug stash" subplot really fits in to the larger picture but I'm here for it anyways #Monsterdon

Oh man, dude is gonna get a *gnarly* infection down there with that open headwound. #Monsterdon

The only way to fight a liquid creature is with a liquid plumber. Everyone knows that #monsterdon

Mitsubishi really does make just everything #monsterdon

The Liquid Creature would have been a better shlocky b movie title than the H-man tbh

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It appears to be a kleenex, sir. Perhaps you're not familiar with them. #Monsterdon

@strangefour my god i didn't see the heels. unforgivable #monsterdon

Dragging her into the sewers in that dress and those heels? This petty crook is truly an evil super villain.
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#monsterdon Late 50s the Japanese still needed more practice at monster fleeing.

fun fact, if you put the slime in a microwave, it expands like a marshmellow peep

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great time to retrieve your drug stash from the sewers #monsterdon

this creep better get slimed but quick #monsterdon

Panicked citizen: What evacuation routes do we use for the slime monster?

Policemen: Just follow the Kaiju evac signage past the army line to the mass burial site.

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How long do I have to flambé the slime before I know it's done? #monsterdon

Does this really count as a car chase?

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I wanna watch this one again later subbed. This one's got so much great shit going on. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Yeah but "What if The Third Man had radioactive goo chasing Harry Lime" is a legit artistic inquiry! #monsterdon #thehman

this cab driver is really game to chase another car #monsterdon

wandering around in the storm drains with that clean trenchcoat and smart yellow suit getting wrecked is not what i signed up for watching #monsterdon

This sewer scene is just ripped off from The Third Man #monsterdon #orsonwelles

YES my hotdog is intact #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Call me crazy but that seems like a total first date red flag. #monsterdon #thehman

Aw man, you're making the lady wade knee-deep in sewage in a *skirt*? There's limits to evil, man, jeez #Monsterdon

@jonny This disaster response has everything. #monsterdon #thehman

disappointed that it wasn't a whole river of slime in the sewers #Monsterdon

...This movie's gonna end like Devil Fish, a bunch of overenthusiastic rednecks pouring gasoline into the water supply. #Monsterdon

Great idea, flamethrowers every two blocks. Really stellar thinking #monsterdon

THAT MAP IS WHERE THOSE BRIDGES WERE HOLY CROW I'm completely serious omg xD xD xD #monsterdon