So, the Gorgon possessed Carla's body, grew snake hair and couldn't get another blouse?

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@Zerofactorial something something feminine beauty standards, makeup industrial complex. #monsterdon

No one left but swashbuckling literature professor Christopher Lee, choppin' necks and havin' sex

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The sword vs coatrack fight is indeed amazing #monsterdon

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And I'm done.

That was Not Bad At All.

...and it's just over, just like that

This feels right

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@yatsu Sephora doesn't want you to say that too loudly #monsterdon

They f-ed off into the “She’s free”

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@SRLevine Lee could go toe-to-toe with Gandalf and win. #monsterdon

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

She's free. Free at last. At least one of the guys had enough clue to get the job done!

Thanks again @Taweret that #Monsterdon rocked!

#monsterdon Every single person in that film. including the gorgon, was incredibly stupid.

that was amazing thanks folks #monsterdon see you next week

Paul is also free now. He's free. Great movie, very enjoyable, thanks all!

We can take the useful lessons of this movie for direct application in the week ahead, I'm sure.

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step 1: knock them over like dominoes
step 2: quick fold escape through the window

Well, let's be fair, that was better swordfighting than the whole He-Man fiasco with Dolph Lundgreen.
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#monsterdon well other than making dinner what do I do now?

#Monsterdon welp, that was amateur hour

And they all got stoned happily ever after!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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@Taweret ty for boingy snake wig!

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Mustache Saruman announces that Madam Carrothairhair is free now, and the Inspector Nick, whose real name was Paul I guess, dies. Then the movie ends.

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From IMDB's Trivia section:

«Prudence Hyman was nearly decapitated for real. She was supposed to duck when Sir Christopher Lee swung the sword, but forgot to do so at the critical moment. The Assistant Director pushed her aside just in time. The scene was then redone with a dummy.»

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So it was Magera's body that had been making her head so unappealing? #monsterdon

No one fucked off anywhere!

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“Can I keep the head?” — Paul

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ah-ha! it is the Fight Arranger's time to shine!

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Roll credits, that's a wrap!

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And her eyes open.

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De-gorgonization. Sob! #Monsterdon

Whatever it is that girl, put a spell on me. #Wildthing #monsterdon

I wonder if that mirror they keep showing us is relevant to the plot.

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@jsadow@c18.masto.host For the ambiance.

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Now, pose for eternity! [click]

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More werewolfism

But she's a stoner

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Oh, what? That's it?

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Paul's looking very Gomez Adams there...

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Oh no not the snakeroos 🐍 💀 💔

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Ooh. Conveniently placed mirror!

Wow - cutting her head off made her eyes go all flat and painted ... and a bonus transformation!

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So, Megaera returns to her...true form? Carla?

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I still want to know why the gorgon came to the castle.

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Last moments knowing you were a fucking sucker
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Just add the horns and you've got a Homestuck cosplay. #monsterdon

harsh, about to turn to stone and found out his girlfriend was a medusa all along...

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Holy crap! The snakes in her hair!

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Looks like Castle Borski has started paying their electric bill finally?

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I DID THE THING! #monsterdon

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

There's the sword.

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And the snakes fucked off back into her hair.

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Oops, just gave yourself a cute whatever this is poisoning

https://officemarx.party/@crazypedia/statuses/01JM8WD76C1VEPWQ9YFMQE3E49

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Perseus move. #monsterdon

And stoning

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Yeah. I'm mad about it. #Monsterdon

Hey, he actually hit the target directly in front of him this time! Much better than the other movie!

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the head... AMAZING #monsterdon

oh, the mirror is a Hammond Theremin!

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OH SNAP!

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A swing and a hit! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Ahhh, the old 'head chop a medusa' move

You can use the head to kill the baddie on the next level

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...why did you turn around

why would you do that #Monsterdon

Bro, try closing your eyes. #monsterdon

the gorgon is here and she is cleaning up shop! gorgonize all the protagonists at once girl we love you! #monsterdon

How much screen time are they going to spend telling us now about the full moon and the effects of the full moon on Maegara? #monsterdon

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I really would have enjoyed many more scenes of the Gorgon and her snakaroos because they're much more interesting than anyone else in this movie

The Haunted Mansion does that mirror effect WAY better.

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Damn that is such a turn off.
How does Carla do it?

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He's escaping his room to hang-out with that bad boy in the 7-11 parking lot.

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"God! would not bang..." #monsterdon

Ofcourse, the cops who came for me weren't wearing cool pointy hats either.

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You brought a knife to a gorgon fight.

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"Well, if Mr. Height isn't here, we'll just have to arrest you instead. Come along." #monsterdon

Peter looked just like Vincent Price for a second there. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Wow, worst stunt double likenesses ever!

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This sword fight needs more witty banter

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@overholt

Yes, because I thought the same thing.

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Oh, see, now everyone watching this film is stoned

It's like the ring, but you get stoned

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Oooohhhhh ... the forehead bumps are supposed to be "snake bites".

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This is an extremely theatrical sword fight. (this is not a complaint)

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GORGONIZED!

ah #foreheadpimples

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Air actuated sneks. #Monsterdon

:ohno: I got STONED! #Monsterdon

get gorgon'd motherfucker!!!!!!! #monsterdon

Or maybe so. That seemed to work.

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GORGON'D!

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ok i'm a little behind but continuing on my computer #monsterdon

EEeeeewoowwwwww that's goooood gorgon!

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DEATH ... by ACNE! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon holy shit someone get me a remix of this fight scene with Duel of the Fates instead of these dumb oboes

you just had to look, didn't you?

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He's gonna drive out the spirit with LOVE #monsterdon

I fucking love the snakes
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Her snake hair looks like a cartoon calliope. #monsterdon

@amyfou Also true about candelabras!

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There isn’t enough gorgon or gorgonization in this movie #monsterdon

That green dress though...

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I did say "oh fuck" at that Peter Cushing reveal. Dude looked like a revenant standing behind the statue with the sword. #monsterdon

@hollie Touché

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Is this fucking dark souls #monsterdon

It’s the night Meg..Carla usually strikes!
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Okay but I'm here for this haunted house found objects melee.

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