if he reacts to the news of you carrying his baby by angrily storming off to yell at your dad, dump his ass #monsterdon

Wow, Bruno sure has a way with the ladies.

#monsterdon

You can do better than Bruno

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

womp womp

or I guess womb womb

#Monsterdon

He is not promising husband material.

#Monsterdon

I think that was Castle Dracula in at least Hammer film.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

He's not going to marry you, Sweetie.

@moira I assume that was meant to be "debts" but I like it way better your way

#Monsterdon

“Get rid of a few DEATHS?!?” #monsterdon

as soon as he's got over a few deaths? what?

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

opening up with titillation, I see…🧐
#monsterdon

Ohhh a Hammer movie you say?

#monsterdon

Hmm, a lot of written exposition, is that good

#Monsterdon

Vandorf? Borski?? Not trying very hard here are we? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

It starts with reading, that’s how you know it’s gonna be good #monsterdon

Christopher Lee AND Peter Cushing? My cup doth runneth over with austere male British actors. #monsterdon

Oh hell yeah, Hammer Horror #Monsterdon!!! 🗿

Hammer Films: where British accents and ancient legends go to die. #monsterdon

the GORGO -- we saw this alre- oh, gorgoN.

Never mind. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

I feel like I've seen this castle before

any more chromatic progressions and we're gonna run out of notes!!!

#monsterdon

IT WAS A DARK AN- actually it's a rather pleasant day #Monsterdon

Tonights film is a Hammer Film Production...

Stop... hammertime.

Christopher lee... isn't he famous or sommat?

#Monsterdon

Hammer time #Monsterdon

Awwww, remember when we all got to sit and watch the credits before the film started?

#Monsterdon

@Cherizilla @neia Agreed! It sets a "high" bar

#Monsterdon

I literally paused Raging Bull for this. #monsterdon

Columbia pictures presents a Hammer film production. That's Columbia saying "It's not our fault" #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@whknott I believe he's let #monsterdon down before, so he's perfect

Excited to watch The Gonegirl starring Ben Aflac

#TheGorgon #monsterdon

🐍 Turn Down Your Lights 🐍

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

@hollie It was a clever joke, I'll granite you that. #monsterdon

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Mr Heitz seems so strongly affected by the deaths of his brother and father.

Only not.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

Oh the disturbed birds, that's a nice touch.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

@Configures @jsadow I don't think he hung himself ... there was the suggestion of facial trauma like he'd been beaten, and nothing around to have stood on to assist with the hanging. I'd guess the girlfriend's father reacted badly then lied about it, but why have such a loose end laying around?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

@Configures :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

@paco @Configures @YsengrinWolf We can only hope.

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok "I'll say!" #HasntHeardAword #BonesLevelDistraction #monsterdon

@springdiesel so wrong

#Monsterdon

@jsadow
What about the girl's dad found him in the woods, beat him up, hanged him, and totally got away with it. He didn't know about his daughter turning to stone... #monsterdon
@Configures @YsengrinWolf

@otheorange_tag There was at least one Greek female spirit (Megeara) who slayed people, so sure, it was the Amazons. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Wait, the gorgon is not just a werewolf but a siren too?!?!

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

A big thank you to @Taweret for hosting tonight's enjoyable film. That it was also one I hadn't seen before was a plus. A bit light on the death (one hanging, one decapitation, one by misadventure, and two Gorgonizations with a possible third - Cushing dropped pretty fast, might have been a heart attack before the stoning got him) but a ton of costume and scenery and the eating thereof. A proper Hammer film!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

@YsengrinWolf @jsadow Solution 1: Bohemian artist went off to rampage at girlfriend's father, realized he didn't have the moral courage, hung himself. Girlfriend getting Gorgonized was coincidence. Solution 2: Bohemian artist dithered in the woods, then saw his dead girlfriend, blamed himself, hung himself. #TheGorgon #Monsterdon

ACAB Through The Ages

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

Thanks @Taweret for another great #Monsterdon! :)

"The Vandorf Legend" is a terrible name for a legend. You call it "The Legend of the Gorgon". Or even "The Vandorf Gorgon" if you have to.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

@diazona Fair enough, I'm not too familiar with mythology, so the fact I even managed that connection is, to me, impressive.

#Monsterdon

anyway before i forget good job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

anyway thank you again @Taweret for hosting! love me a 60s hammer film, especially with cushing and lee! #monsterdon

@bunnyhero @Lazarou @RobynGoodfellow I was told there'd be no math?! #Monsterdon

@Configures @RobynGoodfellow It's not easy, being green! 🎶 #Monsterdon

turns out it wasn't my apple TV crashing. it was my TV flipping out— it wasn't displaying anything from my playstation either! a hard power cycle fixed it though, phew #monsterdon

@springdiesel What? Heavens, you're right, Patrick Troughton (2nd Dr. Who) played the bad Inspector! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058155/ #TheGorgon #Monsterdon

@ramsey @ohiofi @Lazarou @blogdiva @FeloniousPunk I had to look - I gave that one the same number of stars. Movie ratings can be scientific! #monsterdon

@LingLass

Yup IMDb confirms.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

@YsengrinWolf I guess you are right that it was relevant in the plot sense if not in the moral/thematic sense and um I don't remember.

#Monsterdon

@LingLass

I saw his name in the credits. I'm not that good with faces but maybe he's the police inspector with the pointy helmet.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
#rewind

@diazona @FeloniousPunk Sing it

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

@SnoopJ Yeah I thought that was going to be an easy one!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Investigations and Paperwork: my favorite part of Dracula! And of Avengers fanfic (agent Phil Coulson)! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@YsengrinWolf I forgot that the bohemian/libertine was even in the movie since all of that was pretty irrelevant. I was hoping the gorgon would punish men for their libertinism and it would be a metaphor.

#Monsterdon

@diazona I mean, you used it correctly. 🙂

#Monsterdon

This ⬆️ joke was beneath me but I had a rocky start, let's not quarry about it

<stumbles, falls down, waves everyone else on>

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie @blogdiva I see what you did there!

#Monsterdon

@moira @Terencio Yes. A pair of Precious Moments on a big shelf #monsterdon

I love that @diazona used the word "denouement" in his wrap-up, making #Monsterdon seem all high-brow and such.

No bingo for me sadly

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@blogdiva You’re a poem writer and you don’t even realize it. #Monsterdon

@moira It seems like the really unpleasantly awful films have no trouble passing, doesn't it? #monsterdon

@hollie
Right there with you. So far I'm enjoying every minute of the melodramatic thriller. Well worth the excessive #Tubi ads. 🙏
#Monsterdon

We’re free now, we’re free!

That was the most abrupt end. And really so little gorgonization. Justice for the Gorgon!

Thanks everyone for joining and @Taweret for hosting as always!
#monsterdon

I could maybe try to count "Monster Weakness Discovered" for a bingo, but nah. Not with all the mythology going on in this movie being undercut in the climax.

I had a lot of fun with this one, though! It's unmistakeably of its era, but I think quite fun. The sets were beautiful, the dialogue was all performed quite well. Even the writing had a few nice things going on when it wasn't dripping Greek mythology goop from a blender.

And hey, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing?

#Monsterdon

Do Carla and Paul Heitz get to live together happily ever after? Do we even care? #monsterdon

So did Paul die or is he just going to be all perma-goth now? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon
Welp...kept falling asleep. Guess it was the pacing, or the refusal to see the gorgon. So, no #MonsterdonBingo for me. Drat it. Lol

#Monsterdon The truth is out there!

Classic #monsterdon sudden ending

@overholt You should check out Archive.org each week, to see if there's a video file you can download from there. Often, they have one. #Monsterdon

So, Carla's dead, but the spirit of Megeara lives on? That's the impression that I'm getting.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

@Zerofactorial Closest we got was the madwoman and the nurse and we didn't get there.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

@SnoopJ

YIKES!

#Monsterdon #BehindTheScenes

What they needed was sort of reverse Muppet movie, wherein the entire cast was human, except for exactly one Henson creature shop character. Them fake sneks wuz horrible. #monsterdon

@jonny I thought that was Paul, at the end (although he was kind of a goner anyway by the time Prof. Meister showed up with the sword, so idk)

#Monsterdon

huh, it's the end of Friday the 13th around here…

#monsterdon

OMG the head with snakes!!! Priceless #monsterdon

Not bad, #Monsterdon !

@JoeWynne The stream of @ryan 's ended with a Turner Classic Movies story of those same facts! I'm not sure the garden snakes would have behaved well, but good for the actress for suggesting it. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Chop chop! The end!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

☠️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this solid choice! Can't start the week without it!

and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Nailed it with 'Elaborate Facial Hair'. 👨

🪨 And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Most entertaining tootstream! Now I'm going to get gorgonized. GOOD DAY!

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#Monsterdon what in the mannequin head

Quite downbeat, like Hammer's Frankenstein series.

#monsterdon

It was no “Yeti” but Hammer films always entertain. #Monsterdon

where was the marvel movie moment where someone who was already partially gorgonized righteously sacrificed themselves to the full spray of gorgonic power #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I didn't hate it

@riedlr if they don't tell us what their secret is, I'm going to riot. Or be sad about it. Or something. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

at some point we got the bingo but I don't really know when...

thank you @Cherizilla ... and @Taweret and @JoeWynne and all you delightful #Monsterdonians be careful out there and don't get gorgonized because we need to do this again next time!

@rberlim Dolph was really more comfortable with the blaster pistols #monsterdon