Christopher Lee AND Peter Cushing? My cup doth runneth over with austere male British actors. #monsterdon
Oh hell yeah, Hammer Horror #Monsterdon!!! πΏ
Hammer Films: where British accents and ancient legends go to die. #monsterdon
the GORGO -- we saw this alre- oh, gorgoN.
Never mind. #Monsterdon
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I feel like I've seen this castle before
any more chromatic progressions and we're gonna run out of notes!!!
Tonights film is a Hammer Film Production...
Stop... hammertime.
Christopher lee... isn't he famous or sommat?
Hammer time #Monsterdon
Awwww, remember when we all got to sit and watch the credits before the film started?
@Cherizilla @neia Agreed! It sets a "high" bar
I literally paused Raging Bull for this. #monsterdon
Columbia pictures presents a Hammer film production. That's Columbia saying "It's not our fault" #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@whknott I believe he's let #monsterdon down before, so he's perfect
Excited to watch The Gonegirl starring Ben Aflac
@hollie It was a clever joke, I'll granite you that. #monsterdon
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Mr Heitz seems so strongly affected by the deaths of his brother and father.
Only not.
Oh the disturbed birds, that's a nice touch.
@Configures @jsadow I don't think he hung himself ... there was the suggestion of facial trauma like he'd been beaten, and nothing around to have stood on to assist with the hanging. I'd guess the girlfriend's father reacted badly then lied about it, but why have such a loose end laying around?
@Configures :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon
@paco @Configures @YsengrinWolf We can only hope.
@SordidAmok "I'll say!" #HasntHeardAword #BonesLevelDistraction #monsterdon
@springdiesel so wrong
@jsadow
What about the girl's dad found him in the woods, beat him up, hanged him, and totally got away with it. He didn't know about his daughter turning to stone... #monsterdon
@Configures @YsengrinWolf
@otheorange_tag There was at least one Greek female spirit (Megeara) who slayed people, so sure, it was the Amazons. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
Wait, the gorgon is not just a werewolf but a siren too?!?!
A big thank you to @Taweret for hosting tonight's enjoyable film. That it was also one I hadn't seen before was a plus. A bit light on the death (one hanging, one decapitation, one by misadventure, and two Gorgonizations with a possible third - Cushing dropped pretty fast, might have been a heart attack before the stoning got him) but a ton of costume and scenery and the eating thereof. A proper Hammer film!
@YsengrinWolf @jsadow Solution 1: Bohemian artist went off to rampage at girlfriend's father, realized he didn't have the moral courage, hung himself. Girlfriend getting Gorgonized was coincidence. Solution 2: Bohemian artist dithered in the woods, then saw his dead girlfriend, blamed himself, hung himself. #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
ACAB Through The Ages
Thanks @Taweret for another great #Monsterdon! :)
"The Vandorf Legend" is a terrible name for a legend. You call it "The Legend of the Gorgon". Or even "The Vandorf Gorgon" if you have to.
@diazona Fair enough, I'm not too familiar with mythology, so the fact I even managed that connection is, to me, impressive.
anyway before i forget good job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting
anyway thank you again @Taweret for hosting! love me a 60s hammer film, especially with cushing and lee! #monsterdon
@bunnyhero @Lazarou @RobynGoodfellow I was told there'd be no math?! #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow That's the Martian locusts, right?
@Configures @RobynGoodfellow It's not easy, being green! πΆ #Monsterdon
turns out it wasn't my apple TV crashing. it was my TV flipping outβ it wasn't displaying anything from my playstation either! a hard power cycle fixed it though, phew #monsterdon
@springdiesel What? Heavens, you're right, Patrick Troughton (2nd Dr. Who) played the bad Inspector! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058155/ #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
vulcanised gorgon statues frolicking in the fields, bouncing down the plains
@moira @YsengrinWolf with all this gorgonising we've overlooked an actual murder! #monsterdon
@ramsey @ohiofi @Lazarou @blogdiva @FeloniousPunk I had to look - I gave that one the same number of stars. Movie ratings can be scientific! #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf I guess you are right that it was relevant in the plot sense if not in the moral/thematic sense and um I don't remember.
@diazona @FeloniousPunk Piranha felt like it was twice as long somehow, in my opinion #monsterdon
@jsadow But, if the libertine Bohemian artist (I just like saying that) wasn't in the film, then we wouldn't have had a reason for the father to step in (and get Gorgonized), nor for the father's friend (?) to come to town, and thus, Christopher Lee would never have been involved and the film would have had a very different ending.
But who hung the artist? It was fairly clear he didn't do it himself.
I saw his name in the credits. I'm not that good with faces but maybe he's the police inspector with the pointy helmet.
I genuinely enjoy #monsterdon. My constant complaining about the movies is just part of the bit. Except this time. This time I really meant it.
@diazona @FeloniousPunk Sing it
@FeloniousPunk Some are much worse! It's great!
@FeloniousPunk Oh, my sweet summer child ... most are worse. Much worse.
@FeloniousPunk sometimes they're far worse, sometimes they leave you feeling 'dirty'...
#monsterdon
@SnoopJ Yeah I thought that was going to be an easy one!
@CactuarJoe Investigations and Paperwork: my favorite part of Dracula! And of Avengers fanfic (agent Phil Coulson)! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@YsengrinWolf I forgot that the bohemian/libertine was even in the movie since all of that was pretty irrelevant. I was hoping the gorgon would punish men for their libertinism and it would be a metaphor.
A modern day version of that movie would have so many gorgonisations you'd almost be sick of them, but an algorithm has calculated how many gorgonisations is 'enough' so you'd give the sequel a go.
@diazona I mean, you used it correctly. π
This β¬οΈ joke was beneath me but I had a rocky start, let's not quarry about it
<stumbles, falls down, waves everyone else on>
@log OMG yes
and they'd get distracted arguing with each other and forget about turning people to stone
@davesdogmaggie @blogdiva I see what you did there!
@ottaross You'd think she would have smashed that mirror at some point. #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
@moira @Terencio Yes. A pair of Precious Moments on a big shelf #monsterdon
I love that @diazona used the word "denouement" in his wrap-up, making #Monsterdon seem all high-brow and such.
No bingo for me sadly
@blogdiva Youβre a poem writer and you donβt even realize it. #Monsterdon
@moira It seems like the really unpleasantly awful films have no trouble passing, doesn't it? #monsterdon
@hollie
Right there with you. So far I'm enjoying every minute of the melodramatic thriller. Well worth the excessive #Tubi ads. π
#Monsterdon
Weβre free now, weβre free!
That was the most abrupt end. And really so little gorgonization. Justice for the Gorgon!
Thanks everyone for joining and @Taweret for hosting as always!
#monsterdon
I could maybe try to count "Monster Weakness Discovered" for a bingo, but nah. Not with all the mythology going on in this movie being undercut in the climax.
I had a lot of fun with this one, though! It's unmistakeably of its era, but I think quite fun. The sets were beautiful, the dialogue was all performed quite well. Even the writing had a few nice things going on when it wasn't dripping Greek mythology goop from a blender.
And hey, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing?
Do Carla and Paul Heitz get to live together happily ever after? Do we even care? #monsterdon
So did Paul die or is he just going to be all perma-goth now? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
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#TheGorgon
Welp...kept falling asleep. Guess it was the pacing, or the refusal to see the gorgon. So, no #MonsterdonBingo for me. Drat it. Lol
#Monsterdon The truth is out there!
Classic #monsterdon sudden ending
@overholt You should check out Archive.org each week, to see if there's a video file you can download from there. Often, they have one. #Monsterdon
So, Carla's dead, but the spirit of Megeara lives on? That's the impression that I'm getting.
@Zerofactorial Closest we got was the madwoman and the nurse and we didn't get there.
What they needed was sort of reverse Muppet movie, wherein the entire cast was human, except for exactly one Henson creature shop character. Them fake sneks wuz horrible. #monsterdon
@jonny I thought that was Paul, at the end (although he was kind of a goner anyway by the time Prof. Meister showed up with the sword, so idk)
huh, it's the end of Friday the 13th around hereβ¦
OMG the head with snakes!!! Priceless #monsterdon
Not bad, #Monsterdon !
@JoeWynne The stream of @ryan 's ended with a Turner Classic Movies story of those same facts! I'm not sure the garden snakes would have behaved well, but good for the actress for suggesting it. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
Chop chop! The end!
π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
β οΈ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this solid choice! Can't start the week without it!
and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! Nailed it with 'Elaborate Facial Hair'. π¨
πͺ¨ And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Most entertaining tootstream! Now I'm going to get gorgonized. GOOD DAY!
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#Monsterdon what in the mannequin head
Quite downbeat, like Hammer's Frankenstein series.
My God this film was fun. #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
It was no βYetiβ but Hammer films always entertain. #Monsterdon
I will be saying gorgonized instead of getting stoned from now on and no one can stop me
where was the marvel movie moment where someone who was already partially gorgonized righteously sacrificed themselves to the full spray of gorgonic power #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I didn't hate it
@riedlr if they don't tell us what their secret is, I'm going to riot. Or be sad about it. Or something. #Monsterdon
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at some point we got the bingo but I don't really know when...
thank you @Cherizilla ... and @Taweret and @JoeWynne and all you delightful #Monsterdonians be careful out there and don't get gorgonized because we need to do this again next time!
@rberlim Dolph was really more comfortable with the blaster pistols #monsterdon
OK, I was wrong to doubt it, Carla was the gorgon all along.
Another #monsterdon in the can, thank you everyone for tooting along.
Till next time!