Nice running of the extras!

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director couldn't have enough 'people eating repulsively' scenes, huh

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#monsterdon The wildly varying levels of focus sharpness in that lynch mob pep talk scene actually made me a little queasy. But in this amusement park scene some amazing camera operator managed to pull almost perfect focus all the way around a revolution of that chairs-on-chains ride!? What gives?!

edit: o god why the lingering soft-porn shot of raw chicken legs on the grill?? It's like the filmmakers just hate the audience!

Moar Butts!

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The spiders took the weakest members of the herd first. #monsterdon

So the giant spider wrecked the entire house trying to get to her. Then it fucks off into the cannabis field rather than, like, eat her or anything? Was it just after a peek at her boobs? #monsterdon

Ugh that swing thing is making me sick to look at.

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This movie was really sponsored by Pepsi.

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#monsterdon This guy reminds me of a 60 year old Fox Mulder

you know what they say

wooooooo Packers

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Shout out to the little league team, I think that'll be the force that turns the tide against the spider. #Monsterdon

(shouts of approval) #monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social Only G7s and above, IIRC

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DAMN! There's a *polka festival* here? Why the hell isn't this movie about that!?

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We're all WHITE MEN and we ALL HAVE GUNS, so we ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO

but THIS TIME

it's with SPIDERS

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I hope they eat you all.

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Music to kill spiders or get laid to #monsterdon

#monsterdon bob carl jack peter

In fact everybody's wrinkles are showing up now that I look for it

Who did makeup

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Can any NASA employee call up and order a neutron bomb?
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I really am rooting for the spiders at this point.

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Spider Disco!

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#Monsterdon 🕷️ 🕸️ 🕷️ 🕸️ 🕷️ 🕸️ 🕷️ 🕸️ 😱 #ᄽºὁȍ ‿ őὀºᄿ

I wanna see giant walking in the field spider whenever I go back outside he's a great spider!

Aww! Big pretty roof spider just wants to give a big fuzzy hug.

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Also, an obvious neutron initiator would be PuBe, which unfortunately fits with the movie's scuzzieness

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How do you kill a monster like a spider? How do you grab a web and pull it down? #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

It's SO CRAZY that it JUST MIGHT WORK

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Oh, I feel like a neutron shower myself, should freshen me up.

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Stop mansplaining gravitational fields to Della Street, she's smarter than you. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 *giant spiders grabs woman with a leg through the window*

"this could be us but you playin"

if you have opened a portal to a dimension that is so absolutely packed full with spiders that they spill out the hole the moment it opens then you might as well call it quits as a species because you are probably only getting like the bottom 1% of spiders so far you haven't even engaged with the coordinated response of the political or military systems of spider universe #monsterdon

I do not like this technobabble

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#monsterdon A gizmo is a contraption. These are rocks. Geodes. Egg Cases. JFC, do we have to do all the heavy lifting around here? COME ON SPIDERS GET TO EATING THE CAST!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 at least they let her put a top on for the spiders react shot

Wondering about the Spider Civilisation on the other end of that wormhole and how the geodes contain their shock troops....

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come on, spiders! take no prisoners! leave no survivors!

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"An open doorway from hell!"

Yeah, that's what the TV screen is right now. #Monsterdon

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To find a big ass spider....

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Get 'em!

Get 'emmmmmm!!!

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Look, all I'm saying is we could have had an invasion of giant *jumping* spiders.

(CW photo of the cutest jumping spider I ever kept, "Madeleine").

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I love this giant spider's leisurely journey across the meadow #monsterdon

GO SPiDERS!!! #Monsterdon

DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR SNOWBEAST

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@strangefour you're looking at the Future my friend, the Future.... #monsterdon

Wrong doctor. It’s PEOPLE hunting season! #Monsterdon

that life-sized gigantic spider prop is a thing of beauty #monsterdon

poor rural people really do lead harder lives

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#monsterdon I don't care what anyone says about the rest of the film, the giant spider arm through the window with the half dressed woman is pure art.

I mean it's the sort of art you'd see on a periodical with a title like "Spiders tore my flesh" but

bro the giant spider walking through the field is everything to me i want it to be in every scene from now on #monsterdon

Tires squealing on dirt. Classic.

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It's the Dairy State but there hasn't been any cheese ANYWHERE, no one cared about authenticity

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Careful! You're going to shoot your eye out!

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Is that a spider puppet on a minature set or a giant spider shaped balloon in the woods? what am I looking at ?
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That giant fuzzy spider arm coming in through the window and the walls redeems this movie somewhat.
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That was a giant spider and definitely not someone’s arm in a fuzzy tube sock. #Monsterdon

More butts, more spiders! #monsterdon

The spiders are impervious to drywall! #monsterdon

Me: so what’s the #Monsterdon flick tonight

*searches*

Me: giant spiders? That would be a giant #Nopestodon

Where did the blood come from?

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The film is wise to not show the really big spider that often...

the cousin sure can screech though!

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He drove all that way and blowed up real good and she hadn’t even dressed yet. I call shenanigans. #Monsterdon

Wrapped in the finest (spider) silks

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soundtrack continues to deliver, though, absolutely all over the place

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Also, how are these Wisconsin natives just walking around in cow pastures in their normal shoes?

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@srol There is no shortage of creepy dudes to pull off creepy scenes

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great, another weirdo dead. Keep it coming spiders!
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WE LOVE YOU, CAR WEB SPIDER

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@plaidtron3000 To be fair, that's almost every character.

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That spider's taking revenge for her. Timing.

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"He's dead?"

Let's throw a party! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The camera gleefully zooming in on Terry's bust was one thing, but the lingering shot of her butt as well is just getting a bit gross. Let's please just have some more screen time of people being eaten by fun-furred papier maché eight legged freaks, please.

edit: just to be clear: the close-up breast shot was also gross. It's not that it was acceptable and the butt shot was a bridge too far.

...Did the incestuous pedophile die in a fire?

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You knew there had to be a gas station to blow up at some point.

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so far the spiders are only killing all the people who deserve to die.

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Wait, why did Cousin Skeevvey's car explode before it hit the garage?

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these are space spiders of sweet justice

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Wilhelm? Is that you?

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Good. Yes, kill the incestuous pedophile. Once again, the spiders are the guardians of all that is good and righteous in this world. #Monsterdon

The car took out that giant spider :(

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 YES! i got a giant spider

i'm happy

It's not even fan service, because this movie's got no fans.

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THANK YOU SPIDERS

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YES YES YES YAAAAAAHHHH

blood blood

Say what you will about this flick but at leaset everyone that deserves it is getting it, and how!

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CAMERA YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT GIRL'S BUTT

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AhhhhHHHHH HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

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cameraman zoomed on her ass #monsterdon

Lots of incest vibes in this film

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Is blondie's bad acting part of the act or is it just bad acting?

Also... green yarn for the hair tie. Fashion forward.

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I hope the spiders rip the creepy diamond dude in twain....

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this is grosssss #monsterdon

This f'ing family. Hey Mr Spider, can you eat this one too?

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@bunnyhero yeah, it was never here, to be frank. #Monsterdon

Ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWWWW
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#monsterdon Oh man, that spider chomping scene reminded me of Nope (2022)

#monsterdon Arcade music, so this is the point at which it veers into porn-town.

boobies NOT on the Satellite of Love

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BOOBS #monsterdon #giantspiderinvasion

...Ah, THAT's why this part was cut from the MST3k ep. #Monsterdon

Woo! Boobies! #monsterdon