Go Packers! A riff from the MST3k and the Packers are beating the Seahawks. #Monsterdon

Everybody is a little buddy😀 #Monsterdon

Ok. We're in. Phew. Had to resort to installing tubi on Apple TV. So we will have all sorts of ads. #monsterdon

Everyone talks to each other in really angry, mean tones in this film.

"You better pack your suitcase!"

"I'm wearing it, buddy!"

"Good, 'cause I've already arranged your transportation."

"Great. Thanks! Thanks a lot!"

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Wanna know something really funny all? We're watching this on a 4K restoration Blu-ray. Lol that's right all these yahoo's in 4k, lol

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that guy's shirt matches his curtains??? #monsterdon

#monsterdon wow the thistle spider web shots are gorgeous holy fuck

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 [commercial interruption]

Doesn't she ever have anything nice to say? #monsterdon

DON'T ZOOM IN ON THAT JeSus christ D: #Monsterdon

The true nightmare is waking up to a phonecall. #monsterdon

Have you though this gamma ray burst maybe just Dr. Banner using the toilet?
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any film from 1975 with this little disco is absolutely not worth Langer's time

or anyone else's

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A hanging lamp by the bedside??? #Monsterdon

The main characters in this scene are that lamp and that woodwork #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 hehe

seamen

@hollie
It must be the proximity to them Canadians.

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I’m not going to say Alan Hale is an amazing actor, but I’ll definitely say he has more screen charisma than anybody else so far. #monsterdon

Is this the first movie #Monsterdon has watched that explicitly mentioned SAC? I know we've watched something with JATO stock footage before

"what's up ryder"
nothing, i just called so you'd tell me i'm gorgeous again.
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This is not a convenient lamp.

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The beauty of spider webs on a foggy morning.
Ruined by a phone call at dawn.
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SPIDER WEBS COVERED IN DEW! Nothing natural would make spider webs like that.

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It’s obvious that the writer has never listened to other people speak. #Monsterdon

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I don’t know how old that girl is but she needs to call CPS on that pajama pervert

"I'm WEARING it, old buddy"

"Oh, so you're _not_ glad to see me."

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@lytta they are apparently actually called "Ahooga horns" but that is wrong.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/176553954107
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I've been to northern Wisconsin.

I am disappointed in the lack of a spider empire to lay waste to the empire of men.

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Harp + Kettle drum is getting old already

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That long underwear with the man-corset is sexy!

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 i think the wood paneling in this office is the same as the wood paneling in my dad's office nook of similar vintage

I hope the Space Spiders bite all these people already maybe that'll...like...make them more normal and decent or something #Monsterdon

@srol I wonder if this inspired that? #monsterdon

Erlang erlang erlang?

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#monsterdon what the fuck

Ooh—spider vision! #Monsterdon

Sirens, quick cuts and flashing lights to wake up the audience

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@strangefour Makes me hope we get spider-eyed view at some point. #monsterdon

This is just how I remember the '70s. A giant military hall. And a sheriff with unbuttoned shirt.
And a reference to the Yellow Pages jingle!! 😆

Do kids today know what "Let your fingers do the walking" means?

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@funkula 👀 #Monsterdon

It's the Wizard of Speed and Time director guy everyone! Hold your applause!

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Hm, scripts about on par, he's putting in the correct amount of effort

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This is the greatest, shittiest movie I have ever watched. I'm going to need a shower or two after it's done.
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Oh hey, I didn't know Ron Jeremy was in this. #monsterdon

I may have misunderstood some of these family relationships, but I also want them all to get eaten by the spiders so straightening them out now feels a waste. #monsterdon

Hello this is Dr Langer, I need more oscilloscopes!

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Ma'am! Did you not see the sign, ma'am!

MA'AM!

USE THE POTHOLDERS. RED PHONES ARE HOT!

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#TeamGiantSpiders #LetsGoSpiders #monsterdon

Now according to these montages, spiders are a weather phenomena. #monsterdon

Okay movie. You're trying something. The camera man got creative. I'll give you one star for that shot.
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Are we watching Twister or War Games or what #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

So far, so disjointed. Also, kinda familiar seeming, so I may have already seen this some years back.

Currently in a sequence of what I assume is military stock footage. #monsterdon

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We had technical problems and so have to watch with ads so we're back to the 3 mins or so behind y'all and dang it your jokes are 🏆

Lovely banjo accompaniment for the most lackluster chase ever #Monsterdon

Those curtains look like a 1980s Wendy's table.

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This guy sits down like Will Riker #monsterdon

toldya #Monsterdon

#monsterdon breaking the 4th wall? Or accidentally looking in the lens?

#monsterdon EW HE'S LACTATING.
15 seconds later: EW He's BACKTATING TOO.

/banjo music starts, did banjomandog get a walk on role?

'[You ]Scared the death outta me!'

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holy shit that IS barbara hale! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #monsterdon

Top date sites:
Junkyards

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@Taweret You are future team spider

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Dude totally just pulled a Ryker maneuver. #monsterdon #GiantSpiderInvasion

i need this father and daughter to stop flirting????

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These pilots must be the ones that were accused by the Giant Spider Invasion truthers of being the ones that actually dropped the Soviet spiders

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he has a lactation stain on his pajamas #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 corporal punishment banjo solo!

@Taweret i had to check whether this was a #monsterdon post

i do believe if i came home and saw a dude in long johns and a back brace pointing a gun at me, i would simply leave, regardless of whether i lived there or not. #monsterdon

Wait did he just pull a bowl of wings straight from the fridge? #monsterdon

Why are his long johns wet at the nipples!? Why is this movie so greasy?
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Tangent: was it weird that they kept calling him "Skipper" even though he didn't have a boat any more?

Like, I stopped working in the copy center 20+ years ago, and they stopped calling me the copy guy shortly after that...

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That got weird fast. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Immediate late night refrigerator fried chicken feast. As you do.

@paco @steggy 😢

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"Ok, now wipe out on your motorcycle for no reason and crawl away, great"

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'It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!'

EDIT: (—in response to those 'computers'.)

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#monsterdon Paris Hilton: Phones are HOT

edit: I think I've seen this routine on Hee Haw

I'm going to take a sip every time I see a back brace in this movie.
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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 those underwears, sir

those underwears belong in a cartoon from the 1920s

As per requirements of the 70s. Sheriff Skipper has his shirt open to his navel and a chain necklace.

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It's Hill Country Santa! #monsterdon

Was that fourth wall breaking? In the Giant Spider Invasion??? #Monsterdon

The Skipper just mailing it in. #Monsterdon

Santa! #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Half expected him to grunt and say "SUGAR!"

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DON'T TURN ON THE LI-

aw man D: #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe look, we have to be grateful for ANY acting anyone does in this film

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Pull-tab Pepsis! Better not be wearing any thongs, or you'll have to cruise all the way home.

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Real public servant there. #monsterdon

no no no no
He did not just address the camera?!
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Clean-cut airman of the United States Air Force are ready to take your calls, ladies. Just dial 1-900-1AIRMAN. That's 1-900-1AIRMAN. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Ow. My forth wall...

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Why is he trying to seduce us with his open shirt #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Breaking the 4th wall so early bodes well. #Monsterdon

Skipper has a stand up routine. Plz don't spike the camera.
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WOW FOURTH WALL BREAKING.

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Sheriff isn't going to get a referral bonus if he can't even give the person the place's phone number.

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