@starkraving666 Well he's already been to Hell and back... #monsterdon

Oh gosh. Guess the gate's not closed.. Again.. #Monsterdon #TheGate

The demons *may* be rude and often cart your friends away to the netherworld, but they do a *damn* fine drywalling.

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Terry just can't seem to catch a break #monsterdon #thegate

the movie that dares to ask 'what if there were zombies in your walls this whole time?'

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Chekhov's workman in the walls. Didn't see that coming.

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oof, wall corpses. that's real tough to get rid of

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Terry was vindicated (accidentally, it sounds like).

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Mom and Dad are going to be *way* more pissed than you think. #Monsterdon #TheGate

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wut

Quest for fire on the tv?

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Who the fuck is this guy?? #monsterdon #thegate

And like, they don't ask why are they wearing the garlic necklaces? #monsterdon

who dat?
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#Monsterdon surprise!

Dead guy in wall alluded to earlier makes an appearance.

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There's a demon on your lawn! We don't want demons on your lawn #monsterdon

"I can take a hint."

That wasn't a hint. Al actually told you to leave.

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This movie is actually an episode of The Pink Opaque #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This house was built in the 80's, there isn't a square in the joint, so the front door can't latch properly, so it flaps open and closed all by itself. Must make ADT's day...

#monsterdon Those little guys are incredibly creepy.

damn where'd they get all that garlic 😍
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oh no, something far worse than demons....teenage boys!

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The braids of garlic.

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If you're going to read from the Bible to defeat forces of evil you have to record it and play it backwards so that they can understand it. That just stands to reason #monsterdon

@starkraving666 "We are all individuals!" #monsterdon

The Gate is gone! And we have a whole 30 minutes left for the party and house-cleaning montage before Mom and Dad get back!

#Monsterdon

They don't know there's 30 more minutes

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So any Bible passage would work? #monsterdon

So... what will we do the remaining 26 minutes of movie time we have left?

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Well, you can't cover up a hell mouth, but you can make it the focus of the room.

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Terry taking the big swing and just throwing the Bible in the hole! Take that, tiny motherfuckers!

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I don't think it's really gone though

aww, baby's first demon banishing #monsterdon

just toss the whole Bible in, it's the only way to be sure #monsterdon

They go back and the sisters are dead. Happy Ending. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Fire is the devil's only friend

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And that's why you don't do fracking, kids

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@brooke The Holy Hand Grenade! #Monsterdon

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! #monsterdon

Terry probably went on to help make "The Call of Cthulhu" when he grew up.

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Terry didn’t even get the the “light” part.

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shite *throws bible into Hole*
okay, i have to admit, Terry's growing on me.
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"Read anything!"

Okay, well, there's this bit from Leviticus about not eating grasshoppers, that'll do. #Monsterdon

HE bible

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"You are now entering... The Scary Gate"

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I feel like the little demons are misunderstood. They were just 'standing their ground' with ... teeth.

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This is honestly the first time I've actually felt tense during a #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Movies like this have a lot of protracted scenes that are just indistinct shouting.

"Woooah" "Ahhhhh!" "ooooooh!"

This is TERRYBLE

AAhhahhahahahaha

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@Ayyyydrew Heaven knows we could use the eggs? #WrongJoke #Monsterdon

#monsterdon just another day in small-town America..

That’s how I stomp lanternflies.

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@blogdiva It was baby Gojira! #monsterdon

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Ooh. Monsters under the bed is a classic.

#monsterdon Gulliver's Nightmares, little pint sized fleshy sacks of yuck.

love these creepy little guys #monsterdon

Tree house rope to the rescue!

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@MatthewTitus88 I was counting that as just a hole, not a portal

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Alternate title: Hungry Hungry Ghoulies

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it's interesting that they can in fact be stompied

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'terry meets a new friends in the most unlikely place"
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Okay so it's a hole that gives off purple flashing light and mist, they should offer it a disco ball, not prayer

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These little demonlings are so kinda cute…

Except when they bite.

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#monsterdon Classic question : Who would win? One kid, or a hundred demons?

Serious demony scares! #Monsterdon

"Hi.... uh... Hail Satan!" #monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 Nah I'm still waiting for "Portal opens" for that one. (I mean, maybe the opening of a portal is implied, but we haven't seen it yet)

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They need that nerdy witch girl from the party, don't they?

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The girls know they're redshirts! #monsterdon

They're all going to feel really silly when they discover that this is all a ruptured gas line.

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bisexual demon lighting?
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A little bit grey aliens, a little bit goblins, alot moving not quite like how people would in a slightly off frame rate.
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So I'm guessing the demons did stay, and now we're living the Hell on Earth. #monsterdon

"We went to sunday school!"

Great, we can subject the demons to an hourlong tirade about how the whole camel-through-the-eye-of-the-needle is just a metaphor. #Monsterdon

oh good we've entered the "prayer will save us" arc #monsterdon

I'm unhappy that the actress playing Al didn't have a longer career. She's not the worst part of this movie #monsterdon

They should read the part about killing the fig tree. #Monsterdon #TheGate

He's annoying, but not THAT annoying
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YOU'VE BEEN BAAAAAAD! #monsterdon

Just one great practical effect after another at this point. #Monsterdon #TheGate

This movie really does have some fantastic practical effects. 💯

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#monsterdon "We went to Sunday School!"

That's a hilarious line.

that's just dad's Slayer album! #monsterdon

@srol I think most directors didn't give a fuck if child actors were traumatized by it. #monsterdon #TheGate

"Demons!? What kind!"

Grape, lemon-lime, and orange demons, of course. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND, WHAT AM I A ZOOLOGIST? #Monsterdon

Good claymation! That was creepy! #monsterdon

upshot: that's the phone company's phone, they'll send a guy with a new one

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Ooh, ooh, creepy hands from under the bed #Monsterdon

I love the tiny claymation demons! They are my favorite in this whole movie!!

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I guess that was a call on the hot line.

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Dad is going to become Beetlejuice

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Hello, did someone call Demonoes?

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Okay, the arm thing was gross and weird and also cool

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Most. Ridiculous. Monsters. Ever.

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they're just little guuuuuys

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"We'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty..." #monsterdon #thegate

The real monster under the bed is the friends we made along the way.
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oh this is the good shit right here

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