What if a demon did ring the doorbell? Yeah, I still wouldn't answer it because they didn't text ahead. #Monsterdon #TheGate

I predict the rocket and the shotgun will prove to be important later.

#Monsterdon

Half-way mark: dead dog, dead moths, weird hair dos, and NO DEMONS!!

#Monsterdon

Come on, body, hole, we’ve been headed this way for 20 minutes# #Monsterdon

It was kind of a nice launch to be fair

#Monsterdon

Al's friends are the worst.

#monsterdon #TheGate

#monsterdon "That's the best!" he shouts as the parachute fails to deploy correctly.

slurriffic 80s tiems

#monsterdon #TheGate

There goes Chekhov leaving his gun lying around.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

LITERAL Chekhov's Gun #Monsterdon

I worry that the pure love and light died with the dog

#Monsterdon

An actual Chekhov's gun? That's no fun.

#monsterdon

Terry (holding fun): “I’m just looking at it…with my fingertips.”

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

Another prop that will be useful later, I guess.
Ah, firearms, a true american movie
#monsterdon

Best metal album ever, very complete instructions #monsterdon

thunder! Thunder! THUNDER-BOLT!

#monsterdon #TheGate

Has anything happened yet? Besides a teen smoking party, dom mom the vampire, and a dead dog?

Seems like we’re just watching filler scenes.

#Monsterdon

we need DIY slur-beeping for this one, apparently... #monsterdon

Yeaahup, what ha got here is a demon infestation.

#Monsterdon

Awww his sister loves him after all AND has purple pants from The Cube.

#Monsterdon

"We're gonna streak your hair!" is my new motto.

#Monsterdon

I hope this kid dies first. Mistreating poor Angus. #Monsterdon

I know he’s doomed us all, but I didn’t expect Steve Harrington here to try to do right by Angus. Kinda thought this would end at the dump. #monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon ah the 80s, the decade of the r-slur

What to do with a dead dog... Oh look a convenient hole in the ground! That'll do. Bish bosh Bob's your uncle.
#Monsterdon #TheGate

"Demons aren't going to ring the doorbell." Good line. #Monsterdon #TheGate

It's all fun and games until the Rip and Tear guy has to clean up the aftermath on Mars. #monsterdon

"Demons aren't gonna ring the doorbell" is a good line :D

#monsterdon #TheGate

Um... don't do that... #monsterdon

The countdown right next to the rocket. 💀

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

"Demons aren't gonna ring the doorbell."

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

#Monsterdon (aside: i remember when you could launch model rockets without the faa getting on your ass

but i never became a supervillain because of it)

Is nerdy goth boy going to grow up into Giles the Librarian?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon man, we just need some D&D here to go full Satanic Panic up in this piece.

They have the whole house for them, Why they are playing on the basement?
#monsterdon

@catzilla If it's in Toronto, the house is now worth the GDP of a small Caribbean country.

#Monsterdon

i’m too old to keep up with these kids #Monsterdon

Please don't use cannon or fireworks fuse to launch model rockets unless you wanna lose some fingers.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Terry's tee collection is legit amazing though.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Tres uncool! #monsterdon

accidentally shin megami tensei

#monsterdon

The sister is OK, really. They have matching jackets, too!

#Monsterdon

@helianthropy I mean we've seen worse but this is kind of blah so far

#Monsterdon

Oh, wow. Al was very thoughtful when she was out with her shitty friends.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

Full send!

#monsterdon

Your older system is lowkey awesome, kid.
#Monsterdon

oh it's the old bugs bunny door trick

coyote's gonna come out staggering

#monsterdon #TheGate

Found it, it was filmed at 150 Curtis Crescent in the Greater Toronto Area. House is still there #monsterdon

Lemme explain--no, is too much. Lemme sum up: we accidentally summon demons that used to rule the universe to come and take over the world.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

I’m waiting for this move to be terrible.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

#Monsterdon

"TreZ uncool" 🤭

Not just demons, but undocumented demons #monsterdon

Yeah, as we all know God works in 6x6 turf squares. #Monsterdon

a lime green top and some lavender jeans. wow the costuming in this. #monsterdon

The creepy geek is not wrong! #Monsterdon

"No, that's demons you've got there. Bit of a puzzle really. I mean, (a) it's not going to respond to a nice piece of cheese and (b) it isn't going to fit into a mouse trap, now is it?" #Monsterdon #thegate1987

No "Thanks sis?"

#monsterdon

"The Dark Book" is like 3rd rate off brand Necronomicon after being translated through four different languages.
#Monsterdon #TheGate

#monsterdon Did somebody order a dead dog?

#monsterdon "You do not have any idea about theater kids being dangerous. Back in the 80's..."

Do not kill the dog, you little freaks! #monsterdon

@SnoopJ He is in his element.

#monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon 🧒 🧒 ⛏️ 💰 🌪️ 🔥 👿 😱

right on, Terry.

That dogs gonna end up in the hole isn't it🥴
#monsterdon

This shit was what my parents thought I was up to if I went unsupervised for more than 15 seconds with any of my non-christian childhood friends. #monsterdon

"Ew, you're ugly. Leave." #Monsterdon

@diazona having to sacrifice a dog to jump to the next star system would be pretty dark 😬 #Monsterdon #Wormholes

Terry has the authori-tay!

#Monsterdon #TheGate

Howard the Duck would like a word.

#monsterdon #theGate1987

Kid, don't do it... really ... I mean it... #monsterdon

They never listen.

Hair spray sins on the sister's friend.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon is he going to just dump the dog back in the window???

Is he going to casually dump the dog's body into the hellmouth? What a scumbag #Monsterdon

Or Terry becomes a freedom fighter when Red Dawn happens

#monsterdon

This guy needs body disposal lessons. Haven't you watched *any* mafia movies, my dude? #Monsterdon #TheGate

“Here’s the creepy part” …#Monsterdon

"...drink more Ovaltine!"

#Monsterdon #TheGate

THEY DID THE THING! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon there is no way that kid is carrying around a limp 60 pound dog like that

Now, we play the album backwards, as we did in those days.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

oh no, backwards masking! this gave me the heebie jeebies when I was a kid

#monsterdon

It was nice of the old dogs to leave instructions for summoning them in English

#Monsterdon

Literally playing the record backwards

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

80's be like: Gods of Chaos, hidden forces, we summon thee in this auspicious night

2020's be like: We've upgrades our terms of service

Or the Night Of The Comet happens and Terry is the only kid in town who survives

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Plex is strugglebus, so I don't know how long I'll be able to keep up with you all.

"I checked and it's, like, now!" YES, DO IT #monsterdon

@r343l clearly she has practice

and a friend who is an electrician

#monsterdon #TheGate

Prop dead dog.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

#monsterdon Have to say the house is remarkably clean given how much teenage partying there was.

Nothing is more frightening than the banal suburbia of a back lawn with a patch of dead grass.
#Monsterdon #TheGate

DON'T READ FROM THE BOO--uh, album jacket.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

Is sounds better when Dio says it.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

I will throw my computer if the solution is just pulling up the cheap etch-a-sketch sheet to erase the incantation.

#Monsterdon

of course the neglected child into metal and has a rainbow parachute duvet. this is so about gay satanic panic

#monsterdon #theGate

Terry is The Devil's Nerd he's GREAT #Monsterdon

It proves that you're a shoe-in to win the battle of the elementary school bands!

#monsterdon #theGate1987

Dang, demons have to read the Bible too? What's next, they have to go to church and cover up scandals?

#Monsterdon

I wouldn't hire these kids on Jiffy #monsterdon

The old dog gods #Monsterdon