Angus! #monsterdon

#andtheywerereallyokandeveryonelivedhappilyeverafter

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh Glenn! Give me your hand! I want to nibble on it! I need a bed of timothy grass, and a small plastic habitrail...

And then the Crite Hunters showed up and repaired the house.

#monsterdon

Angus, the Gate Guardian, back on duty

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait the DOG is alive???

Tommy Tallarico paid millions to make his house look like this on purpose. #monsterdon

Terry got his shoe back from Hell.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

Eh, a shotgun would have done the same thing the Thunderbolt did #monsterdon

Yay! It's a horror movie and the dog lives! #Monsterdon

chief, mccloud etc etc #monsterdon

Love the demons, highlight of #monsterdon

@log Maybe the fireworks came from the demon

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧒 🧒 ⛏️ 💰 🌪️ 🔥 👿 😱

ANGUS 💞 🐕 💞

"Angus! You're old again!"

#Monsterdon

Sweet! Free grotto! #monsterdon

AND THE DOG IS OK

Oh yeah, so is Al. And Terry.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

So... EVERYONE was gay and they're coming out of the closet!

#Monsterdon

WAIT THE DOG IS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK? #Monsterdon

Happy Birthday AI?

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie they're really tight on masturbators #Monsterdon

PUBBY!!!!

#Monsterdon

Angus is alive!

#Monsterdon

I hope they promoted the dog to Colonel.

#Monsterdon
#TheGate

Bingo at 46:30. I think all the other squares got filled in the first 15 minutes… #Monsterdon

We had one of those white cast-iron patio sets when I was a kid, I should totally keep an eye out for one at the flea markets this summer.

#monsterdon #TheGate

@cargot_robbie @strangefour Well maybe when he's ready? .. oh I see yeah. #Monsterdon

why is he green-screened onto the sunrise?

🥴 could they not get a decent sunrise on the ONLY set used in this whole movie?
#monsterdon

Hm. Gonna be a helluva call to homeowner's insurance. #Monsterdon

Sure go back IN to the smoking house

#monsterdon

The old dog is alive again! That means you gotta walk him, buddy. Don't forget the pooper scooper.

#monsterdon

ZOMBIE DOG

I CALLED IT

#monsterdon #thegate

Giving a child rockets could save the world, is what I think we're supposed to take from this

#Monsterdon #TheGate

Sadly, Glen was not allowed to enter the promised land.

#Monsterdon

That rocket thing didn't make any sense #monsterdon

So they just get the Alien Bounty Hunter's ship to fix the house, yes?

#Monsterdon

the kid gained 4356 XP for that. #monsterdon

@diazona "Sir, they were literally demons. By definition, they were not God."

#Monsterdon

Happy Independence Day... from demons I guess #Monsterdon

Terry done caught that Demon rabies? Also death by Barbie Doll?

Perhaps The Barbiegate would be an even better mashup than Barbenheimer? They both involve other dimensions after all.

#monsterdon

The animators of this #Monsterdon damn well better have gotten some big award or something the Main Boss and the smol demons are the BEST

Oh I need a looping GIF of him flying out of the house :D #monsterdon

Well. That rocket was definitely not suitable for kids. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow wins tonight's #monsterdon with this joke

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@RobynGoodfellow/114452827602384548

These kids are idiots. Did they not watch demonic horror movies in the 80s to know how to behave around weird s**t like this?

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

damn this kid musta been collaborating with the pyromaniac kid from the critters movie when he made that rocket

#monsterdon

Oh, look! I came back to take you instead. The exact thing you asked for. Wait, why are you.... OW! #Monsterdon #TheGate

It was model rocketry killed The Beast

#monsterdon

Where’s Carol Anne?!

#Monsterdon

That "child exiting building rapidly" effect would have hit different in the 3D movie era.

#Monsterdon

You defeated Hell, Glen, and all the demons turned into really cool fireworks

#monsterdon

Um, OK, I guess?

#Monsterdon

@hosford42 "The Gate (1987)" #Monsterdon

They did the mash, the monster mash. It was a household smash, and caught on in a flash.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

That was a powerful little rocket.

#Monsterdon

i gave you one of my freaking eyes and you stab it! i thought we had a connection! #monsterdon

Even his toy rocket was more effective than the Glaive. #Monsterdon #TheGate

@ramsey They would probably try to dismiss it as an "act of God" but I think you'd have a pretty solid counterargument

#Monsterdon

And that's what you get for making your mortal plane form out of papier-maché

#monsterdon #TheGate

This kid looked back one too many times.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

Did he fall into a giant pile of salad greens?!?

#Monsterdon

"Batteries not included" is also 80s

#Monsterdon #TheGate

GO PLAY OUTSIDE, KID #Monsterdon

Fireworks over the hills of Ajax, Ontario.

#monsterdon

okay, "Happy Birthday Al" is a pretty good demon-killing war cry #monsterdon

shloop
#monsterdon

@strangefour LET TERRY OUT OF THE CLOSET 😭 #Monsterdon

I still didn't get. did he installed a nuke on this thunderbird thing?
#monsterdon

Again, demon looks more confused than anything else. #Monsterdon

Batteries not included!!! 😂

#Monsterdon #thegate1987

don't shoot a rocket at him, you'll just make him mad. #monsterdon

This is the worst Magnavox ad ever.

#monsterdon #theGate1987

I'm guessing the rocket's importance was demonstrated in the part of the film I missed? Filled with holy water perhaps? #monsterdon

this is weirdly reminiscent of the end of THE THING with the claymation and the staredown and the explosives-triggering button

#Monsterdon

THE ETERNAL DRAGON!

#Monsterdon

Its tiny arms tho 😂

#monsterdon #TheGate

@jeffron The casting director probably has a bunch on speed dial #monsterdon

I mean, given our current timeline, maybe you should've just taken the high priest of the old gods gig, kid. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Well I hope that heals? What kind of ointment do you even put on that?
#Monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon I feel like the producers got a line on a good price for a really big fan and they used it every chance they could

[little shop of horrors voice] Electricity!

#monsterdon

POP goes the DE-mon!

#monsterdon #TheGate

You think denizens of Hell ever attacked anybody who listened to A Flock Of Seagulls? Nope

#monsterdon

never have D cells when you need them

#Monsterdon

That mall galleria skylight is hilarious #monsterdon #thegate

#Monsterdon so many d-cells

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!! Sonofabitch! #Monsterdon #TheGate

this movie is all about the horror of "batteries not included"
#monsterdon

Could he just not find an old priest and a young priest?

#Monsterdon

TWO D CELLS?! WHO THE HELL HAS oh right old flashlights

#monsterdon #TheGate

Oh you thought the hole in the yard was the problem?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those stairs are no longer load bearing structures child. But, go for it anyways.

One of the first movies with a sky beam? #monsterdon

oh just throw a Winger album down there and it'll kill everything... #monsterdon

Great FX, completely unclear on the intended goal here

#Monsterdon

I hope their homeowner's insurance covers demonic infestation.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret this #Monsterdon is all like I don't care if it advances the plot or not we gotta keep doing random cool shit we got a BUDGET to spend dammit!

@Zerofactorial
The Christians in this feed know that you just have to reverse the tape of your audio book of the Bible on the tape player. 👍

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

Soundtrack like;

bowm bowm.

bowm bowm.

#Monsterdon

This is why all the furniture these days comes with the anit-tip kits that I never use.

#Monsterdon