@patioboater No, you thought right... #monsterdon

Science nerds! a challenge has been issued!

Can 150 lb rat swim??
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Whoa she’s sassy af!

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It was nice of Mrs. Skinner to dryclean all whatshername's beige clothes

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Ok that line about him being a whore was pretty good.

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bet he's gonna write that down and hang it on his fridge like he's proud of it
"#1 Whore"

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"Nobody could be a whore like you! You're Number 1"

Absolutely no notes. Perfect. :chefkiss:

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"I heard that argument you were having."

Dude, you were like ten feet away. Astronauts heard that argument.

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Oooo, language, "baby".
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you know, for someone worried about a pregnant lady, she's spending a lot of time out in the lawn scolding an old white guy.

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Huh, unforced perspective. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Spend two hours planning about the rats, and they end up just driving past them in 3 seconds.
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You could feed the hungry with one big chicken or a lot of small chickens. The small ones won't peck the farmers to death. So.... #Monsterdon

They want to charge the fence with electricity, even though that wire is pinned directly onto wooden posts, and touches the ground along the bottom, so the electricity will go straight into the ground.

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"ELECTRIFY THE FENCE!"

can just any fence do that?

Jack is having a breakdown with his buckets of cum....

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"You could be wrong."
"Well, wouldn't be the first time."
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Well, we don't want to queue to be killed. Avoid the rush. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

I think brian is right tho
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These characters are suffering from a terrible case of NOT TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT THEY'RE DOING

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Did the plot of this movie come from the current administration?

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Square cube law of fat rats?
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I think he's wrong I think giant rats would also enjoy swimmies

holy hell the protagonists are discussing the problems with biological scaling in the movie what the fuck #monsterdon

Ambrosia

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Yes, shutting the gate that consists of a few very thin pipes with a huge opening between them along with a wide open area around the gate will absolutely stop the giant rats that definitely can't just go through, over, and around in 1/10000th of the time it took him to actually shut and lock it.

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why did we put the football player with likely brain injuries in charge? he's making some pretty bad decisions here

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Hey is this a holiday film like The nutcracker or something? 🐀💃 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Lorna has a good sense of profanity. #monsterdon

Remaining human characters in this #monsterdon and their motivations:

Main bro (masculine-coded altruism)
Bundled Up Gal (feminine-coded altruism)
Sidekick bro (sidekickness)
Hat Gal (piety)
Not Jack Nicholson (greed)
Pregnant Girl (pregnancy)
Not Harrison Ford (also pregnancy)

Why do the giant rats sound like wild cats?

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here's a good idea how about you call anyone and tell them the animals are giant now #monsterdon

"I need $100-bill TP for my bunghole!"

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Imagine you waited in line, bought tickets and popcorn, candy, drinks and THIS was the movie.

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THE RATS ARE COMING THE RATS ARE COMING
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I hope he has the key to that lock
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The pregnant woman was nowhere near the stuff coming out of the ground. How could she be affected? #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Is anyone else on the edge of their seat waiting to learn how his being a football player becomes important?

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the heart just fibrillating like a subwoofer pumping the blood at mach 1 #monsterdon

He crosses his arm sits down and pouts. "We don't stand a chance" as hes driven off to his Doom 😆 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Remember when we though characters like Jack exist only im movies?
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@steggy
You have a Wayback Machine!

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Giver her some FOTG
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it’s like sourdough starter #monsterdon #foodofthegods1976

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Imagine how much those rats would enjoy some giant cheerios!

I mean, it looks so real.

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hey #Ratstodon you gotta put some toy cars and shit in your rats' enclosures, it'll be awesome trust me

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This compositing is even worse than I thought. Nice model, and it looks like the glass was as tasty as the bait. #monsterdon

Who elected the football player the leader? #monsterdon

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The rats went from sounding like housecats to sounding like cougars. Go figure.

This going out in the open and riding around in open air vehicles seems like a flawed strategy to me but what do I know #Monsterdon

turning down the room lights really helped get me more immersed into this movie

which is not to say I am immersed when there are not cute lil rats on the screen, but

I'm having a fun enough time with it

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"Look at them. Look how cute they are" #Monsterdon

Those assholes could have towed the trailer and the youg couple would be safe a ong time a go.
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"It's worse than I thought" Yeah. There goes the resale value. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Food of the Gods causes animals to become killer megafauna and sprouted from the ground and kind of looks like hair conditioner

The Stuff is a highly addictive ooze that is also turns you evil, also comes out of the ground and sold as an ice cream/frozen yogurt dessert, iirc people also kind of explode/implode eventually

The goop from Swamp Thing is green and was made by science somehow and turns people into monsters based on their personalities including Swamp Thing and Truffle Pig man, but you can't pick

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if only they could have got Lawrence Tierney to play Jack #Monsterdon

Does that Jeep have a go cart engine? Why does it sound so bad?
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A hornet's nest is paper. It ought to go in giant flames.

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Did they just shoot a real rat for this movie? #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

They're going to have toy version of that jeep....aren't they?

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thinking about a giant mammal whose heart is still beating at 500bpm #monsterdon

#monsterdon Isn't this in Canada?

I feel like Canadians should know all about how well a car can "plow through" animals the size of a moose.

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The logic being deployed in this planning hurts my brain. #monsterdon

i miss the giant chicken

this movie would be better with more giant chickens

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WAIT a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
aren't these supposed to be feral rats? Why is one albino? #monsterdon

Like that The Brain made a giant out of Pinky and have imitate Godzilla #monsterdon

Can you imagine how cute a giant lynx would be? Or a bobcat? #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

So, Thomas is a generic young Harrison Ford and Morgan a Generic Doctor Who with a rifle instead of a sonic screwdriver and Lorna as the companion
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Marjoe, you know those kids weren't exaggerating

"what the hell for?"
i don't know, maybe the plot requires it.

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Is the albino rat on the humans' side? What's happening

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Marjoe is in charge here lads, he will assert dominance if he needs to

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Winnebagos made for the Canadian market have a higher percentage of curds than US ones, they never could have held out in that RV

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Now the rats sound a bit like pigs #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

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This seems like the right crowd for this joke;

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7TTSzfs2kw&pp=ygUTYmVuIG1pY2hhZWwgamFja3NvbtIHCQnrCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

I can hear all the furries closing the movie.
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@flowerpot Because it's there?

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Hope you brought lots of gasoline for that hornet's nest.

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@claralistensprechen5th

Or is it Pinky?
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Ooo we got a cool albino rat in this movie. That rat is my favorite rat so far!

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Stay inside you assholes!!!! What the hell!!!!!!!

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lol, the rats on the toy RV are pretty cute #Monsterdon

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I want the tiny RV

They got wheels now! Giant Rat Road Trip! #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

We thought were were going to use it on chickens. But we’ll use it on wasps. #Monsterdon

I adore these rats.

Much brighter than the humans, also.

Stop trying to put catsup on the rats. #monsterdon

I guess the rats ARE eating the RV.
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Rita come outside into the rat danger, and now will you name our daughter Thomas???

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Completely appropriate facepalm
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decent process shot

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#monsterdon WHY DID THEY LEAVE THE RV?!?

AN ALBINO! I bet that one's extra special!

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Awww, he's twitching his whiskers while climbing on the toy truck. #Monsterdon

I want the rest of the movie to be the rats touring the country in the RV. #monsterdon

I'm enjoying the rat scenes a lot less 🤬 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Having three kids, I wouldn't want to spend several days trapped in an RV with a woman that pregnant. The farts alone would be suffocating.

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Are the rats eating the RV?
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@SnoopJ If the trivia is to be believed „Many believe they actually shot rats (with something like pellet guns) for this movie. But if you look frame by frame, it is clear what is actually done is that they shot a high intensity squirt of fake blood, stunning the rat.“ #monsterdon