My babies!!!
@saucerlost Plenty of big game right where they are.
D-did they just dub this person going "no no, stop it no, ah" after the fact? Like his mouth isn't even moving and it just sounds all weird.
It's strangely satisfying Jack being eaten by rodents
#monsterdon
#FoodOfTheGods
Nooo, not the mayonnaise, he can't get Duke's back home!
Fuck you AND your magic alfredo sauce!
#Monsterdon
No, you're pouring my prurient discharge all over the place!
IT'LL TAKE A MIRACLE! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
It really does look like vomit, tho
Chunky #Monsterdon
The gods are going to be angry when they find out their food is gone
His love of gravy was his downfall. #monsterdon
@Taweret they used up the budget on rats and chickens at the expense of the insects obviously and decent actors arguably it was a strategic decision I guess #Monsterdon
Your arrogance killed your friend, but that dude was asking for it...smash his cum jars!
Oh no! The car is going to grow to be a giant Ford!
Let go of me, you're spilling all the jello pudding! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π π π π½ π₯ πΏ πΊ π±
I would plz like to also see some giant bunnies
Is Mr and Mrs Skinner a reference to BF Skinner?
Jack keeps sounding drunker and drunker. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
Go Team Rous! #monsterdon
Maybe the ketchup all over Gort's buddy is why the rats are chomping him so enthusiastically
Down one more protagonist
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
With the jeep next to the giant rats, this feels kinda like silly #JurassicPark.
Sir, you looked better in the jacket. Ditch the sweater.
Fuck it, heβs just a publicist.
"Good news! I only got one of us killed!" #monsterdon
Rats eatin' good tonight
"I think the other half are up to something...." #monsterdon I have NO idea if anyone will get this....
MONSTER CHOMP
Gort gets chewed by ROUS's! And his buddy is covered in ketchup for some reason?
#monsterdon
Your mad electric fence scheme has killed Brian....
A Number one whore? #monsterdon Whew!
Okay I guess the rat costumes aren't that bad. Even close up. As long as they move around a bit.
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
see, Morgan didn't hesitate to shoot when their positions were reversed.
That rat head is hilarious.
Iβm not the only one who thinks the main actor looks a little like a cut-rate Matthew McConaughey? #Monsterdon
I haven't read the novel but I have a strong feeling it isn't just about them driving around.
#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods we ALL heard the argument
The rest of the rats are "up to something"? Did they also get significantly smarter along with larger? I mean rats are smart, but I don't think they are know for intricate planning in groups...
@Taweret they're way better than the wasp puppets
Has nobody made the ROUSes joke yet? Rodents of unusual size!
"You were right! They can't swim!" [rats swimming just fine]
Rodents of unusual size? I donβt believe they eat grits. #monsterdon
Oh no! They're being attacked by giant adorable rat-head puppets!
These rat head puppets theyβre using are actually pretty cute. I bet it was hard not to laugh during these shots.
Pragmatic PR guy does the best thing a PR guy can do: Dies.
#monsterdon
I'm on Team Rat.
The movie says the rats can't swim!
What do you all say??
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/ad81lmfvfx
Brian isn't gonna make it to Chicago.
Clever girl
These rats are hungry.
#Monsterdon
Cue: Nessy....
#FoodOfTheGods #monsterdon
So FOTG makes rats smarter too. Their bigger brains just automatically made them smarter.
Ah yes, your typical predatory rats are known for lurking in the shadows and pouncing on people.
Interesting that rich asshole guy shows a bit of courage from time to time.
#Monsterdon i miss my baby rats from when i was young
we started with one
got him a buddy
somebody dropped the ball (so to speak) sexing buddy
*bam* we had a ten or so rat babies
once they were old enough to sex we segregated the pups to avoid a repeat :D
imagine this happening with giant man-eating rats!
Rat lumber jacks!! The one thing we didn't plan for!
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
those bastards! They broke the generator!
Clearly they are sewer rats, not river rats.
OK - who has the rat count?
poor drowned rat buddies!
#monsterdon
@nazokiyoubinbou Are you saying you wouldn't make big cat noises if you were a giant rat simply to mess with people?
RAT PUNCH! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π π π π½ π₯ πΏ πΊ π±
the little rat laying on their little back awwww
Well they got the square-cube law okay but that's not how an electric fence works. #monsterdon
Why do the rats sound like when you put a hose underwater?
Yup, those are definitely distressed electrocuted ROUSs
These rats sound like jaguars!
Wouldn't the fence short out from part of it being in the water?
#Monsterdon
GHOST RATS THANKS TO FAULTY MATTE JOB
What are they all eating in that camper? Wiring? #Monsterdon
Have you ever felt like a piece of cheese?
imagine making tiny foliage for rats to run through
Bad news. You can't make an electric fence like that β‘π¬β‘
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
Rat steaks for everybody!!! #monsterdon
The rats recognize the sound of a failing generator when they hear it.
This guy could be wrong about a LOT of things. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
those rats are not, in fact, feeling electric shocks
good thing the rats can't dig under fences. #monsterdon
this guy is having way too much fun torturing these rats
#monsterdon
@steggy Maybe... #monsterdon
WOW. JUST WOW
That screen backdrop strung behind the tree is awful, since they also have the natural backdrop and you can clearly see the difference
#Monsterdon oh yes this rv covered in rats scene is great
Lmao only the children of the creatures that ate the #fotg got big π
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
#Monsterdon oh my God
"Well it's too late to do anything about either!"
@kshernandez I suspect one of those hunting hounds was pregnant....
Yay! more rats! Noooooooooo no shoot.
#Monsterdon
Spend 4 hours electrifying rivers with gas generators. Just drive past the damn things, lol
#monsterdon
What happens when that little generator runs out of gas?
what was the sinning this lady was doing that was so bad that she was cursed with giant rats trying to eat her #monsterdon
what kind of internet is it when you can't find a single Big Baby from Animaniacs on the image searches?
THat is one impressive generator #monsterdon
Feeding all of the giant animals with giant plants might solve all of our ecological problems and what do you mean nobody could be a whore like me?
BORED 911 OPERATOR: "911, what's your emergency?"
TERRIFIED AMERICAN TOURIST: "A m-mooseβa giant mooseβin the woodsβ"
911 OPERATOR: [popping gum] "Yeah they're normally that big."
TOURIST: "No, these are bigger! They took out a full size pickup truck!"
911 OPERATOR: "Yeah that's normal." *click*
911 OPERATOR starts scrolling through TikTok as a 5-storey-tall moose looms on the horizon.
More wise decisions! #Monsterdon #ACME
You'd think evolution would have figured out that stress hormones mean maybe now isn't the best time to squeeze out a baby. But noooooo
Just electrify the entire island, why not?!
@steggy Because this is one story we never learned. #monsterdon
Is this the only giant creature movie that takes into account the square-cubed law? #monsterdon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law
@SnoopJ we already had one, the bacteriologist (female kind) had a conversation with the old lady (religious kind)