I did not see “I want to jump your bones” coming. #monsterdon

it's crazy any other time, too

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@nev oh boy, giant ticks 😭

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making bombs he learned that at football camp #monsterdon

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oh gross

very crazy, intensely stupid, whatever

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Gort that is _not_ how you make a pipe bomb. You need a threaded end cap or all you have is a risky firework.

Look, I'm not going to explain this to you on the open internet. Go ask an LLM or something.

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you are crazy.

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Yech
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Git him, rats!! #Monsterdon For the culture! LOL

That's the worst sexy moment in the history of movies.
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movie: these rats are just horrifying!

rats: [being so cute about being excited and curious and playful that you can see it in the color of their ears]

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Heeeeerressss Remi!
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Well at least we found out why in the hell there is an albino rat, so they could have an identifiable "leader". Still doesn't make any sense. #monsterdon

Now that we can see it, I like Bacteriologist Lady's sweater, with that ombre pattern.

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RODENTGRAM! {BANG}

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Lady has some good reflexes. And she is a good shot. I am impressed.
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damn, nice shot

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CANDYGRAM!
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Heeeere's Rattie!

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Nice reflexes. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@brooke Eh, getting eaten alive by rats ain't *that* different. #Monsterdon

Wow! Lorna’s first shot with a shotgun is pretty good.

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it would be funny if they claimed that the old wagon was that guys car after the rats ate it

that is.... a lot of fucking gunpowder :what:
how much ammo did this old lady have lmao
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Wiley Coyote has nothing on this guy. #Monsterdon

I hope she has a giant rat baby somehow.

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Wait- how many shotgun shells did he have? That'sa ton of gunpowder! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i don't think he's making it to chicago

@Taweret Isn't that something. #monsterdon

It's all right lady it can't be much different from calving season no problem #Monsterdon

Oh my god. The miniature house with the badly printed image of the windows pasted over it. Amazing.

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Wow, that was... not a good look on his face...

He really loves his teeth though doesn't he?

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@Terencio

I was thinking they need cutlasses

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"everything's gonna be fine"
lorna does the side eye meme face.

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@gnomon it was underground but the rats excavated it

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TFW you stop the #Monsterdon scroll for a second to read a post, forget to reset it, and then have to let a hundred posts go by.

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I don't know nothing about birthing no babies- I know EVERYTHING about birthing babies!
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idiot. make him pick up the shot one tiny black ball at a time.

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The rats chewed through the water line.

Because rats know what water pipes are for.

I was almost sympathetic toward the humans but then they started talking. Kill them please.
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Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

"Neither does the audience."
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If only they had bayonets....

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HO HO HO scale

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Long term, what’s the plan here?

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Ohhhhh the albino rat is the head vampire, I get it now

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The white one is the leader eh? Systemic racism is a bitch #Monsterdon

"Looks like the white one's their leader...." More metaphors. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay the life sized rat head puppets are not terrible, I'll say that for this movie (Food of the Gods, 1975)

The rats have cut the water! How could they cut the water? They're animals!

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The albino rat is like the frogs, I guess

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That gate won't stop the rats…they ought to've put-up a tollbooth.

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Oh no, timmy was at the bottom of that well!

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Don't smash my jars of pancake batter!11!!!! #monsterdon

Hm, This isn't how I remember The Secret of NIMH...

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Bacteriologist lady seems to fear nothing.

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"Everything's going got be OK! Trust me, I'm a football player!"

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lol, I hope we get closure on what this albino rat is all about

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So... is the albino rat... the leader?

...

Apparently so?

But...

Howwhatwhyhuh?

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“Looks like the white one’s the leader.”

Called it!

https://don.monster/@ramsey/115285072216854042

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I wanna see some rats on pan pipes and a piano performing their own theme diagetically.
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I am absolutely here for the jumping rat scenes😂
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oh is the albino rat like the boss rat

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Jesus Christ - slomo animal deaths and woundings?
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Damn that one rat had some nards in him.

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lol the white one is the leader

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@nev imagine if tanukis got into the FOTG

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He does have a point… giant vegetables would be nice. #monsterdon

"Hey man, what happened to the guy who told you what a stupid idea it was to ride around in an open car, and then got in anyway?"

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It's a giant rat standoff, shotgun edition.
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#Monsterdon this would make a great post-apocalyptic video game in the zombie genre

but instead of the world being taken over by zombies it's giant animals

And looks like it was Giant Rats for Jack. #Monsterdon #foodofthegods

@socketwench Rofl, imagine that. This is the food of the gods, but it looks like rancid mayonnaise. Like they're gods, they couldn't make it look like, I don't know, giant fruit or something?

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Where's the giant bunnies? Did they not want to get sued by Night Of The Lepus producers?

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Jack and his jacket got what they deserved. Team Rat for the win!

Our evil executive or something will not be missed.

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Squealing pig rat cats #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

the composited sequences of rats running around are so cute but I cannot forgive this movie for subjecting me to genuinely distressed rats and possibly actual rat corpses (I *hope* they were taxidermied, but)

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here come the rats

doo de doo doo

here come the rats

i say

he was a

a giant yes a giant yes he was a giant chicken in the end

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Finally!!! Why do the worst characters always last the longest?
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And of course, his downfall was greed.

Greed and jars of God jizz.

giant rat balls spotted

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I hope whatever put eyeliner on the rats didn’t hurt them. #monsterdon

My babies!!!

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D-did they just dub this person going "no no, stop it no, ah" after the fact? Like his mouth isn't even moving and it just sounds all weird.

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@saucerlost Plenty of big game right where they are.

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It's strangely satisfying Jack being eaten by rodents
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Nooo, not the mayonnaise, he can't get Duke's back home!

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Giant rodent teeth would be pretty scary,.

More wrong-color blood...

Fuck you AND your magic alfredo sauce!
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No, you're pouring my prurient discharge all over the place!

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It really does look like vomit, tho

Chunky #Monsterdon

IT'LL TAKE A MIRACLE! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

@Taweret they used up the budget on rats and chickens at the expense of the insects obviously and decent actors arguably it was a strategic decision I guess #Monsterdon

His love of gravy was his downfall. #monsterdon

Oh no! The car is going to grow to be a giant Ford!

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Let go of me, you're spilling all the jello pudding! #Monsterdon

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I would plz like to also see some giant bunnies

Is Mr and Mrs Skinner a reference to BF Skinner?

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Jack keeps sounding drunker and drunker. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods