He *really* has low-rent Han Solo vibes.

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Is the baby gonna blast out of her tummy like Alien?
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@jonny bacteriologistostasis

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lady, i'm not normally on the side of dumbass protagonists in these movies, but this guy is here to kill some wasps and go home, he doesn't need you trying to flirt.

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You've seen my thing? #Monsterdon

The acting is SO bad. The direction is like: "stand here. say this. Take 1. Action. Cut. Print. Wrap!"

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The Romantic Interest liked his radical Anti-Capitalist rant

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the good lord gave it to you to fuck you and your farm up lady

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Whoa... Canadians are really good sharp shooters!

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@Lazarou Oh, just to clarify so I don't get fired from my job: It was a cis male giant animal that splooged.

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Is it just me, or does the director really like shooting scenes of Marjoe in that fleece jacket, sitting in his jeep riding the ferry. We are a half hour into the movie, and I think there have been 3 shots so far. 🤨

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Wow! Chicken Lady is a survivor!

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Marjoe Gortner, Exterminator #Monsterdon

PULL

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#monsterdon Just wait for Swamp Thing to roll in…

why are you fighting them with a SHOVEL

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Oh, he's got a shovel. Good for him.
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You want to stay? Cool. I didn't catch your name for the obit? #monsterdon

Shades of Moira Rose in The Crows Have Eyes.

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Mr Skinner never has a second cup of coffee at home...

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I'm not feeling the special effects in this scene

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tune in to #monsterdon just in time to see people talking about Rodents Of Unusual Size

PREGNANT WOMAN FORESHADOWING
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G-g-g-ghost flies! You can see right thru them!

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Wow.. they were really not trying AT ALL with those composite shots. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

…okay well that's not what I call compositing.

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Boss, look! Translucent giant wasps!

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Suspensful ferry action! #Monsterdon

Who killed them? That’s the question you’re asking? Not, how are they giants? #Monsterdon

I wanna get on a ferry again. . . Or sink one. I am thinking too much about ferries in this giant animal movie.
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#Monsterdon it's the stuff!

"We paid to rent this ferry for the day, and we're going to use it ALL DAY." #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear I though she was going to taste it

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I even like the music in this film.
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Et? Did you just say Et? #monsterdon

@jsadow rebirth...

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Oh no it's a puddle of... carpenter's glue? #monsterdon

It's a gravy well! Now we need to find a biscuit tree... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I'm a lady bacteriologist!"

*Jams her hand into unknown goo as soon as she sees it*

Jack is a giant dick he must've been the first subject in this experiment or something #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Maybe that is also symbolic.

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Wait, "Mr. Skinner" is her husband?!?! Who calls their husband that and not by his name?

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@athena_rising Jack should eat the food of the gods and become a professional canadian football player #monsterdon

disconcerting white fluid....

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@forestine maybe it was a really tasty meteorite

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We're looking for Mr Skinner.

You drove what's left of him on the road.

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I also did not travel to this goddamn hole to see some chicken carcasses.

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lady why don't you put the lid on your fucking food that makes things fucking giant #monsterdon

@jsadow

Plot? You are watching a #Monsterdon movie. When we watch, we don't need plots!

~~Fresh Meat!~~

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Presumably he's going to get eaten by something, we can hope. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jack needs to die. Eaten by a GIANT C... ahhahahaha rooster. ;)

"Mr. Skinner? Hello? Are you in the box?"

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She should really get a "No Tresspassing" sign. Though I guess the giant chickens send the same message
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#Monsterdon selfish man leaves the gate open?

giant rats don't kill giant chickens just for the fun of it, they would've eaten them >:(

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Way to ruin the prop magic, Jack

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Oh, she's still alive?

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Mrs. Skinner's chicken shack. If you can eat a whole leg, your party's meal is free. #Monsterdon

Jack will grow as a person and sacrifice himself to save everyone #monsterdon

I though The Watcher in the Window got et....

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Pamela Franklin, probably best known for The Legend of Hell House, a decent 70's horror movie. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon we rented whole stadium. we use whole stadium

Ah yes, the time tested and true tradition of when a wheel gets stuck just simply flooring it harder to get out.

It always works 100% of the time. You definitely should just floor it.

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@gnomon i want to contradict you but... i was screaming "NO FEWER"

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The asshole in the car is gonna get chomped. For sure.

I love when the crowd here is like, "Aw, look at the cute lil' rats!"

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The true villain of the film has arrived. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love the way we dwell on the gore. I actually quite respect that.

Rats eat beetles, don't they?

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These guys in the car must be Murricans. You stop for somebody in distress on Vancouver Island. #monsterdon

Jack doesn't care about anyone else but himself

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Rich asshole!

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They're just normal sized rats, he's just ratphobic. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Football being the B story is pretty weird. #monsterdon

Football Is Happening

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"You know nobody is buting this football sub-plot anyway....." #monsterdon

Just casually drives by the bloody car #monsterdon

You know, 250 wasps is equivalent to 5 fucking enormous wasps
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Are the Shrieking Eels going to get the ferry? Please?
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If you can read rodent body language (okay, even if you can't, really) it is very clear that the exterior rat actors were just vibing. Maybe they put some food paste on top of the car or put something interesting-smelling in it.

Sweet little babies 🥺

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Who strides with their hands down their pants like that?

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When I say VW bugs are death traps, this is what I'm talking about

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#Monsterdon aww cute closeup of normal-sized rats <3

They inspired an entire scene from Schoolhouse Rock.

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lol, now I see what the real car was so shiny and red, to be like the toy the rats are having some fun with

That's not a nice way to go....

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Why is a 50 year old still playing professional football

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R. O. U. S. s!!!!

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And that's why you don't cut from real animals to puppets.

Also, feel like maybe rats don't sound like pissed off cats.

Elmer just did his best Willhelm scream impression and it wasn’t half bad.

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kajdlfkjdlfk A+ use of miniatures no complaints

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OH SWEET LITTLE BABBY RATTOS :blobfoxheartcute:

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omg it's CUTE

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Now imagining creatures I'd feed F.O.T.G to.

Corgis

Shetland ponies (would they look like draft horses?)

Box turtles (Morla!)

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I love all the special effects.
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OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE #Monsterdon

yyyeeeesssssssssss

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so it makes everything big by just doing a global linear scaling of all tissues, including tissues whose material properties change with volume scaling like exoskeletons and membranes and stuff. so that's why the maggots are so tough, their normally very squashable skins are now hard as bone from being scaled 100x #monsterdon

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 🌩️   TRIVIA OF THE GODS 🌩️

Marjoe Gortner is appearing here just a couple of years after the documentary where he blows the lid off the corruption of revivalist preachers.

Turned his preacher-acting ability to better use in Hollywood. Theoretically.

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@nev
At some point, we are all predatory caterpillars telling the human, "Look, we're hungry!"

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