You ever piss on an electric fence? Don't. #monsterdon

Huh, good line. "I didn't know that's what you wanted it for" #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

The rats are making the "Sex Panther, from Odeon" noise.

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Heh, they shadowrama'd the fence :P #Monsterdon

The book was written in 1904. The Haber-Bosch process looks to have been developed in 1910. And that's why this giant animals as a good food source bit feels so weird here in 2025.

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what the entire fuck are they doing with this generator

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I feel like our handsome curly haired protagonist should FRIGGEN LISTEN instead of doing all this sketchy surmizin' all looks no brains I tell ya #Monsterdon

small victories...

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Hey! No sex worker shaming, Lorna! That's not on!

"You underestimate yourself, baby. Nobody could be a whore like you. You're #1."

It's not a Bechdel pass but holy shit.

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Quickly! Barracade the road with something we can't build in minuature! That will stop them! #monsterdon

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I'm sure this was really fun to shoot! #monsterdon

I wish the foley guys would make up their mind which engine sound they want to use for the jeep. Is it the I4 or the straight 6?

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is this tapioca or is it custard?

i'm leaning towards custard

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Rat fact: males are physically lazier¹ by like, a lot. I suspect all the rat actors here are male, but definitely *some* of them are.

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¹ I do not know if the same is true of non-domesticated rats, though. Probably? Anyway *these* are certainly domesticated.

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@nev they should feed it to mothra's fairies so they can be regular size

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A three foot nigh fence is going to stop 12 foot long rats. Yep. Totally rat proof fence.
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I mean I was taught that you always close the gate behind you also

Are we sure this is canada? Everyone seems pretty rude. #monsterdon

I don’t understand why the white goop is valuable????

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"I didn't know that's why you wanted money Jack"

lol, you tell him lady!

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Hey listen, stop showing the rats

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This movie is just so deliciously bad, lol.

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#Monsterdon that is such a weird mix of animal noises for the rats…

HAha you can see the peanut butter they smeared all over it!

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@Terencio

They should spend 5 minutes locked in a barn in an A Team-style montage as they build a MadMax-style killing machine

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he's a jerk but he's significantly more correct

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Those monsters, they're eating the upholstery! #Monsterdon

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Dumb bastards!
I think Jack just summed up the plot.

If it sucks, hit da bricks! You can leave!

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"In this open jeep we don't stand a chance" he says getting into the jeep and driving off. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon and yet you're still going.

“Don’t leave until I tell you”

Same guy a few seconds later

“Okay Brian lets go”

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I wish I was as drunk as Jack

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"We'll create a tiny model of part of the mobile home and the scene with cute mice will be really terrifying!"

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Awww. They got the rats a lil toy Winnebago.
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The evil prick has a point. "Let's just leave" is a pretty good strategy. #Monsterdon

They should make a Mad Max-style killing machine

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This is giving Hammy Hamster vibes! (Ask a Canadian.)

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“I was born in the backseat of a… Winnebago… rolling down highway 41”

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Is the albino rat their leader? Is it the one calling all the shots?

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You don't have to be faster than the rats - you just have to be faster than the pregnant lady

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Multiple rats and various plush toys were harmed in the making of this film. #monsterdon

okay, RV ceded to the ROUSes. hope they enjoy it.

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@ohiofi That ending would be too fun.

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okay this is the least bad compositing in the film so far. It's ... okay.

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#monsterdon We saw this tunnel works before, in The Gate, with the nasty little devil imps running around.

Rats can't see you if you run very slowly.

Well known fact. *Nods*

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mice have a gestation time of like a month and are pinkies for a week and are still babies for two more. this lady has had so much lead time on the giant mouse problem and did nothing #monsterdon

SO CUTE

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Multiple rats were harmed in the making of this film. #monsterdon

the mice are cute tho is the problem

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zhaks tou ghiz we mezzedthe lastfurry
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#monsterdon I wonder what the giant ducks from the _other_ Food of the Gods movie Bert I. Gordon made are doing right now

I'm gonna be watching for the "no animals harmed" thing at the end of this film, you fucking bet.

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@Lazarou No that is true he is being a dick.

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@jsadow lol, it really is her fault though #Monsterdon

I think maybe this is supposed to be a metaphor for the fast food culture. Or the previously mentioned hallucinations. #monsterdon

I feel like this movie happened because someone saw Night of the Lepus and was disappointed with how boring it was

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The only sin IS your goddamn stupidity.

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It's a nest of Varmint-Cong #monsterdon

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Oh wow. That feels like it was easily avoided by just not using a stick that was already cut in half.

#monsterdon Funny that none of them spotted Mister Skinner's red volkswagon on the way in.

"Thats my name! don't wear it out!"

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"You're not a good man...the things you say and do"

Lady you have to up your insult game even by Canadian standards that's pretty weak #Monsterdon

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Marjoe, no. She needs to come UP out of the hole, you don’t need to go DOWN it

@Lazarou It’s the 70s so I assume Nam.

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So wait, God gave you the food, but now you think you've sinned against nature by using the food that god gave you?

This makes as much sense as most christian rhetoric to me.

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Two Canadians found a nest of giant wasps, and instead of calling the forest service, they stuck some explosives in it, lit it on fire, and crossed their fingers.

I must acknowledge superior intellect!

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lol they didn't edit out the sound of the rope hitting the soundstage they just left it in omg

xD xD xD xD xD

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Those two are arguing now but they'll be kissing by the end of this movie

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So by the logic of the story this wasp nest consists entirely of wasps that were juveniles who fed on the ambrosia?
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Oye! Amigo! Es una piñata grande!

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What will they do next? Drop some M80s down the rat hole?

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"That's where the big rats went"

Yes, please, go that way. Give me more cute rats to look at.

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It's like these two chumps have never lit anything on fire before in their lives

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a little ol' smoke-and-dope and boom! no more wasps

OR ARE THERE?!

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Not nearly enough yeehaws
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We're gonna need a bigger can of RAID.

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@yatsu Seriously, I would not BE in this movie because I would see a two foot long wasp and spontaneously teleport to Pluto. #Monsterdon

this is like watching kirk try to make gunpowder. are you actually trying to DIY some gunpowder here?

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luckily the wasp nest is equipped with a hook to hang this cloth rope from

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sure, just stuff your hands into the giant wasp nest. that's probably safe. #monsterdon

Needs John Rhys-Davies as a French-Canadian giant wasp hunter

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Don't fuck up the wilderness even more challenge, failed

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Would you eat the...
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Okay, so Not-Jack-Nicholson wants to be sure he has ownership rights to the rock cum. Main bro doesn't care and thinks Jack is a jerk, and the audience agrees. Bundled up Girl also agrees, and decides she likes the main bro. The two of them go for a walk and find a giant ass wasp nest, then go home to find a thunderstorm, and also giant rats doing... something?

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this man thought if he took his pregnant girlfriend on an rv road trip she'd name the baby "Thomas"

why are men like this

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#monsterdon “Come to our humble Canadian island, award winning skeet shooting, no pull necessary, just wait for the buzzing.”

Canadian law requires that pregnant woman be replaced by voice-over. It's an obscure rule. #monsterdon

They should activate The Yeti to battle those rats.

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We need a Food of the Gods and Grizzly crossover!

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@ramsey I think that's par for the course with 70s movies

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Notice the guy doesn’t try to deny that he no longer finds his partner attractive now that she’s pregnant.

Is everyone in this movie an asshole?

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Live together. Grow together. Get eaten by rats together.
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Exposition of the Gods.

sadly, it's sad flirting that gets a bingo

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wtf is this dialog