Andre the Flyant.

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

@RachelThornSub Fair point but also if we cared about movies being good we wouldn't be here

#WrongFly #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

Remake of The Fly where Andre becomes mixed up with his own gut bacteria

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But how do we sell a subscription to it?

#monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

@crowbriarhexe Some guys will do anything to get out of doing dishes.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

I want a movie about Dandelo where he fights cosmic horrors

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The world's first ever dish destroyer! No more time wasted washing dishes! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

And that was The Fly! I'd like to see a crossover of this with Knives Out where Daniel Craig is the inspector.

Thanks again to @ryan for teleporting two movies to us at the same time! I'm now half moustache and rum.

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Not as hokey as I expected. #monsterdon #TheFly Yay!

1. for just hoping that the human atoms and fly atoms that mixed themselves up the first time will just randomly go back in the right places
2. because this machine is so obviously bad at keeping atoms in the right places as we saw with the champagne bottle
3. yeah turning into a fly is totally what happens when you get some fly atoms in you 🙄

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

"They accidentally sent me a lawn chair for Andre the Giant"

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ASHTRAY: Am... am I gonna be okay?

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No one shrieks like Gaston, no one freaks like Gaston…

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

He knows his industrial presses...

#Monsterdon #TheFly

@RachelThornSub @diazona tbh, goldblum makes a fantastically grotesque human-headed fly, but the movie doesn’t come even remotely close to vp’s level. I mean how could it? #JusticeForDandelo

#Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #thefly1958

I don't know why he merged with a fly.
Perhaps he'll die.

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This scene of existential body horror disturbed my dad so much that if you said "HELP ME" in that high pitched voice he would lose his shit, even decades later.

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(stops for breath)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

I've been up all night typing the pilot for Mork and Mindy

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I'da hydraulic-pressed him soon as I heard about Dandelo, tbh...

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the crates are full of unsuccessful experiments.

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

He's a monster

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I'm going to be awful busy with all this extra science, dear. Do me a favor; go back upstairs and raise the boy for me, would you?

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"Be gentle with the cat, Philippe!"

[yanks wife across living room]

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I'd be done with Phillipe at that point too

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Fun fact: according to IMDB, this was the highlight of Patricia Owens' career (she's the actor who played Helene) https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0654433/

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@CardboardRobot #Monsterdon #WrongPrice

The spider wins out big!

@diazona First bat in a hat, now fly in a tie.
#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #1950sfashion

There's something truly comical about a fly wearing a suit and tie

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GODS I JUST WANT TO CRAWL AROUND ON THE INSIDE OF HER COFFEE CUP

RAAAARRGH

🪰

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@RachelThornSub #Monsterdon #WrongPrice

ikr he could almost be a third member of Daft Punk

Lady, just think of it as his Fursona.

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just when she took the hood off, the housecat jumped in my face.

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice #UnexpectedGimmick

Wait if Andre is part fly then why isn't the fly part human?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

@nev #Monsterdon #WrongPrice

Yeah, Helene is really ride-or-fly !

but... this fly has the head of a CAT!!!

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice #RememberDandelo

“Just do like Philippe does…”

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

@strangefour #Monsterdon #WrongPrice

They mostly needed Vincent Price for the trailer.

"gee golly all of this science is so hard for my dumb girl brain to understand" ass movie.

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If Helene isn't frightened of TV and movies and wireless data transmission she needs to watch more #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

In a better movie, Dandelo's massive paw would crush down on the ballet.

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice #KaijuFly

@RachelThornSub Time to find an ancient copy of a Playboy issue! Or a handful of Playboy Sci-Fi collections or uh is it in public domain yet... SHoot I read it a few years ago online. It's out there somewhere but Can't find it now.
The Fly by George Langelaan. There's atleast one other short story out there called The Fly.
#Monsterdon #TheFly

Dandelo is in the backrooms

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Dandelo is Dandenomore.

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

*kitten comes trotting in*

*mad scientist looks up*

me: OH NO YOU DON'T

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AI-GARBLED!!!! I called it!

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

Holy shit, she killed him with a hydraulic press!?

#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature

I'm not used to a reliable press

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#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

"He was like an explorer in a wild country" a country in which every cat in the world quite rightly exacted endlessly painful, ultimately fatal revenge on every human that ever lived #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

"But for one instant he was careless."

That was honestly quite good! Patricia Owens's performance (as Helene) sells it. And of course Vincent Price is never unwelcome.

Okay time to cuddle the cat now, g'night all! Thanks @ryan for the stream!

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The Spider Did Nothing Wrong

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that's a terrible fake spider but ok

Apparently it took them forever to do the scene with the teeny "help meee!" because they kept cracking up

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:DD ʰ​ᵉ​ˡ​ᵖ​ ​ᵐ​ᵉ​ꜝ​

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@strangefour Sounded more like lazy parenting. "Yeah Johnny, go out into the garden and catch a specific fly while mommy takes a nap". But the lad did it.

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He was pretty fly for a bright guy

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He bit her! Now she has all the proportional super-powers of a housefly!

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"FLY LOVE YOU" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

Flies emerge from the pupae stage with an instinctive urge to take an axe to AI data centres and set LLM research on fire #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

To quote Freakazoid: SCREAM

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LADY, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LETTING THE BOY CATCH THE FLY, SINCE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING?

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Apparently flies have extremely sophisticated brains capable of both extensive English language skills and higher dimensional planning, even with a blanket over their head #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

wait there's another lab?

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Given how blasé he is about what he did to that sweet adorable kitty, I hope he suffers before the hydraulic press puts him out of his misery #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

they forgot to "pour one out" for Dandelo

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Dandelo 4ever
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"UGH THIS CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE PISS"

"It's Italian sparkling wine, darling."

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

he's made it into that reverse wine from Discworld

#monsterMiru #monsterdonDoubleFeature #monsterdon

"Honey, this champagne tastes like cigarettes and burnt hair."

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The cat comes out with a NAPAJ NI EDAM tattoo

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kitteh is going down...noooooooo!!!!!

#monsterdon #TheFly #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

quick, someone check doesthecatdie.com

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

OK but seriously though, the solution to this is you chain two teleporters together

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

The actress who plays the nurse also voiced Cruella de Vil in 101 Dalmatians!

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"You know how women are" - Tiny Andrew Tate Wannabe

#monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

I'm going to watch Vincent Price in The Fly, but only because I've already poured more rum.

#Monsterdon #TheFly

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature and #CanadaInSciFi I followed #TheFly with #ReturnOfTheFly and he just walked into his company shop where the corporate sign says #Montreal

Miru miru on the wall. A good Vincent Pricing was had by all.
Thanks for hosting Monster don @Taweret
Thanks for the stream @ryan
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Nice! Two Vincent Price movies is a great way to spend an evening.

Goodnight everyone!

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Excellent! Finally saw the fly! Thanks Miru and all for the awesome comments!

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thanks friends and have a good week <3 #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #thefly1958

@CardboardRobot Every time a denouement gets cut off and falls down next to a cabinet, it winds up here

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the search for the truth is the new human-headed fly

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This is like the opposite of all the monsterdons that end too abruptly

#Monsterdon #TheFly

She doesn't seem to be very shaken up about losing her husband she supposedly loved so much...

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

love me some human-headed fly

#monsterdon #TheFly #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Justice for Dandelo! Death to Andre in all his forms. Even this cartoonish final effect.
#Monsterdon #TheFly

#monsterdon is Phillipe the inspiration for Fillipe in Achewood? #theFly

And maybe Dangelo whatever planet he’s ruling over as a god

#Monsterdon #TheFly

This isn’t working out for anybody.

#Monsterdon #TheFly

True story: the housecat settled down next to me, and really perked up on hearing "help me! help me!"

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

Just put up a bunch of flypaper, bro...

#Monsterdon #WrongPrice

She might be dangerous. The boy. I’ll be back to arrest her noonish

#Monsterdon #TheFly

1/3 man, 1/3 fly, 1/3 pancake. Sequel bait?
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the slowness of the press is so much more effective than just shooting with a gun (which IIRC is the case in Cronenberg's Fly)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

welcome back to ze hydraulic press channel

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holy shit. she's going to smoosh him. like a fly.

#monsterdon #TheFly #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

"I don't care that you are a fly. You should have seen the guys I fucked in college" she said, remembering that one gruesome night.

#monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheFly1958

@nev it's pretty good for 1958 and much better than, say, the Wasp Woman's pipe cleaner face

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@CardboardRobot RIGHT! Vincent Price The Fly was an early sci-fi bait and switch. On par with Mark Hamill stars as/in The Guyver.
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