Fuck this town

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uh oh, the townspeople....whiteness fucking up a funeral!

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Birds steal our souls?

Is this because we rule the Earth and they no longer do (Dinosaurs)

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#Monsterdon gf woo! girl power!

"I'll stop you!"

*clumsily swings cane, falls down stairs*

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Grandpa being against this whole plan is so weird. This was all his plan in the story. He's an evil old wizard!
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#Monsterdon so i guess the sheet they're projecting is is a symbol for the dimensional veil they're trying to break down?

#Monsterdon I could listen to Dean Stockwell read the phone book <3

#monsterdon Relish?!? Onion, Olive, maybe just Pickle?

She's not thinking clearly! She's in an altar'd state

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Elizabeth and Armitage do an investigation at the doctor's office. The doctor explains that the grandfather delivered Wilbur, not the doctor, so I guess the opening sequence was Wilbur being delivered.

We get a sepia tone flashback where the Grandfather summons the doctor to the mother's bedside, where her insides were torn up and her mind was destroyed, so naturally she lives now in the Small Town's one padded cell.

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Look, I know you think you've vibing with this guy, but maybe don't walk up to a forbidden alter with a guy you just met yesterday.

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#monsterdon It's a sacrificial mount, you ninny.

Props to the Professor for telling the doctor the ancient lore from the spooky book about aliens who used to be on earth but can be brought back via magic rituals.

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That wacky ol' Grandpa Whateley.

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#Monsterdon never had a girlfriend? maybe Wilbur *isn't* straight

“I wouldn’t go near that place, because I have common sense!”

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somehow Nancy likes hanging out with Pornstache, talkin' 'bout lynchin' and aliens.

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Dean Stockwell was apparently a cat in a past life #Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

It's like what Tuco said in the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: "When you got to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

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I was under the impression this was just a normal Saturday afternoon in the 1970.

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thinking of that Alan Partridge episode where he meets the superfan and tries to drive away

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While the blonde 70s lady uses the bathroom, Mr. Mustache goes to make her a cup of tea and then... um... sabotage her tiny car? I think? Then she looks into a green fish-head shaped crystal and sees the ocean and the shore. At least I think that's what happened, maybe only the audience saw the ocean but she didn't. And then he finishes making tea and pours a suspicious powder into her cup. Which is why you should perhaps not accept unopened drinks at a suspicious mansion.

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Of course he needs to use matches to light the stove.

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Programming note: I'm planning a special labor day edition of #Catitstu starting at 5 p ET tomorrow. A free internet archive link will be posted there later on. EVERYONE IS WELCOME @SesameSquirrel @klu9
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Small towns are like that though....

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The Hell Gas Station
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"I only kill things I DO understand."

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It's time! I'm kinda excited about this! I don't know what to expect! I hope there are british accents!

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Actual LOLS at the Italian speaking Alien surprise

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shoutout to Zarkorr on that movie billboard

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But how did Zarkorr get a sequel though? Why make the same mistake again?

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#monsterdon @miru threw to such a jaunty little ditty... that was delightful. Epic Old Ones horror and then... JC Penney's happy shopping ditty. LOL.

Sequel hook!

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#monsterdon Awww... the pink cloud of gay agenda is dissipating. Ah well, no circuit parties for you.

I could have used more build up to the freakish twin tbh, but I guess they didn't have the SFX to do it properly

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is he saying "wonder twin powers activate" in eldritch to the professor? #Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

#monsterdon Kali-Maaaah! Wait, I'm mixing my metaphors…

Can't shoot a ball of colours! No body to hit!

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#monsterdon The Dewey Decimal System Compels You!

"We have summoned the monster now let us watch it attack multiple extras around this town."

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Imma riot if we never see the monster
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The Professor and Doctor have driven to the farmhouse, where the farm couple was eaten by a color filter. An angry mob has beaten them on to the scene, and they are blaming Wilbur's family on this (correct) but based on no evidence that they have (incorrect).

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Bring back the bum double!

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literally cheering on the Old Ones to wipe out this town

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apparently chewing gum while driving is deadly in Dunwich #Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

@ottaross Ain't that just Cole's law.
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In a farm house somewhere, two townsfolk characters are having dinner and then their horse and cows start freaking out, I guess because there's a tentacle monster in the neighborhood now. Their dog goes to helpfully bark at it. The farmer guy tries shooting it with a shotgun. Then the farmer girl calls for help on their old timey telephone. But it is all for naught, for a color filter then eats them.

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Meanwhile, how's it going at the Library?

Dewey Decimal system is slowing down the defence against the Old Ones.

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uh oh... did I need to consult DoesTheDogDie.com for this movie?? #Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

#Monsterdon "quick! to the library!" amen

Flammable glass, of course

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@SesameSquirrel #monsterdon
oh, for a world in which we heard that phrase more regularly...

#Monsterdon he went for the .... spike solution

#Monsterdon whoa! that escalated quickly

#Monsterdon a good old fashioned library fistfight

What do you call this shade of red?

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again

THIS IS NOT "THE BIRDS"

STOP REFERENCING BETTER MOVIES

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#monsterdon Mine? Mine? Mine?

"We've done everything we can. She's clearly seeing in the negative."

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#monsterdon She's gone Mauve and Burgundy!

Grave eye view camera angle is a neat idea. This movie is kinda bleh for most of it, but sometimes someone tries something and it works. Good job camera man.
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Nancy discovers the secret upstairs room and opens it and then she is attacked by a psychedelic technicolor hentai tentacle monster.

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Those birds... They act like my friends. But they never caw me back

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🎶 The Olds Are Back In Town 🎶

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#Monsterdon i got RUNES on my ABS cause "I LIKE SEX"

Okay that's fucked up and confusing and the 70s filming works in it's favor. Good creepy scene.
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I was promised tentacles. Hoping the secret room is full of tentacles.

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Nobody here except us owls.

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The Devil’s Hopyard is an important supplier for the Dunwich Horror and Brewery.

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Rosemary’s Baby (1970)
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I think if my wife and I found an altar like that in the woods, and it was a nice day, we'd give it a go....

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I like how the Small Town Doctor's Office has one padded cell with one extremely unpadded cot in it.

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I'm pretty sure I've drank an IPA called The Devil's Hopyard

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Everyone needs a seaside shrine for occult purposes.

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#monsterdon She's wracked with the lunacy that comes from watching too many modern drug commercials. Xyplexia may cause one or more of the following: Old Ones, New Ones, Plastic Warp, TB, Irrational Pregnancy…. now, to launch Lavinia, we just hand her a bottle of Scope without any explanation and.... THERE SHE GOES! (maybe she'll fetch the coffee)

@bunnyhero Back when satanic cults where the punch-line to a joke. #monsterdon

The professor and Nancy's friend ("Elizabeth") did a sidequest to the newspaper factory to learn that Wilbur used to be a child. Then Wilbur and Nancy walk around town and he explains his great-grandfather was hung at a tree that used to be in town, which she finds morbid. Wilbur explains that they hung him for not believing in god or devil but rather for believing in a superior species of ancient space gods that used to rule the world before. ok.

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Nobody ever mention the weird staff Gramps carries around....

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After Nancy goes to bed to dream about water and spooky trees and being fondled at a picnic by LSD mimes, the Grandfather character talks to Wilbur and is like "who is the girl! what if she goes upstairs beyond our secret door?" and Wilbur is like "she won't" and then we see Nancy dreaming that she's running away from crazed shirtless hippies.

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There's always a goat at these orgies. Why is it always a goat? #Monsterdon

Awkward house party where you completely misunderstood the vibes...

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no phone no car not a single luxury

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"I really must go. I'm a distributor-wire sales person, and I have a sales meeting in the morning:"

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@crowbriarhexe @moira @RobynGoodfellow @ottaross Yeah that's the kind of thing I was thinking

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Maybe it's time to throw out that jello mold.

(tink)

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@amyfou dunno but it is extremely cute for a car. #monsterdon

fancy box for his coke?

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All I can see is a young Paul F. Tompkins

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"They hanged him"
"They were fools"

Fully on team Young Dean Stockwell so far

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"Such a polite nutter..."

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I'm just realizing now that every guy in this movie looks like they are in a 70s porn with a "story". #monsterdon

Excited to see how they turn the usually sexless horror of Lovecraft into appropriately 70s hotness.

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They've given the titles some effort at least

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this is an awkward sex party....

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ah, American International, we meet again...

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Still on the edge of my seat, did Nancy ever get her distributor wire back?

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Ok, time to bail on this nonsense....

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"coming through the crypto now"

remember when that word didn't mean a complete fucking scam?

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lol, the Godzilla movie was just as shit but in different ways

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