See, leave the metal stairs and you get in trouble
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"something down here makes me feel primitive..."

It's probably carbon monoxide, lady.

#monsterdon

His tone is so accusatory. Kathy!!! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

All fun and games until someone falls into a pit of ..... meal worms.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

SURPRISING ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

#Monsterdon

@brooke o/~ Why don't they DO it in the CAVE? o/~

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Well, she is well equipped for cave exploration.

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That intro shows it is that simple to creep the audience out with bats, and #Morbius still managed to f**k it up!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Oh boy. More driving in a 70s movie. Yippie.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Oooh is #monsterdon tonight a musical? Or just a Bond style opening?

#monsterdon you didn't tip the bowl of maggots again!

oh god oh no i was joking
#monsterdon

@flowerpot We need a metric that measures how long it is before everyone wishes the monsters kill the people #monsterdon

lololol that happened fast! #monsterdon

I must have been to Luray Caverns about a dozen times as a kid. It was only so interesting to me at the time, but in the long tail it was very informative.

#Monsterdon

aright, so what are the chances this cave system is NOWHERE NEAR the featured desert?

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#Monsterdon are... are they gonna do it in the cave

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eeew

...ew #Monsterdon

You don't see usually the Ranger doing anything other than stopping Yogi and Boo-Boo from stealing pic-a-nic baskets, this is a rare treat!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Those Ws!! Those Ls!!! Those Ss!!

#FontNerd #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Ah, now I understand why they made the movie, because they had permission to film in these caves

#Monsterdon

Oh no, not cave nookie!

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@Crazypedia always

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This is basically the most cave diving I would do
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@paco I'd say she deserves better, but she was so mean to that poor bat...

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Kathy fall in the guano.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

where can i found a cave to wander off into #Monsterdon

The 70s. A period we're not sufficiently ashamed of.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Spelunking. I just like saying it.

Spelunking.

#Monsterdon

🎵
bat people
bat people
taste like bat
damn, got covid
🎶
#monsterdon

Something down here makes me feel primitive.

I think it's because I can't get any signal on my iPhone 16.

#monsterdon

This is the authentic cave tour content I crave.

#Monsterdon

listen if i saw a bat on my picnic blanket i would panic because oh no i think i have to get a rabies shot now???

...with a side note that if you catch the bat, you can get it tested but that does not go well for the bat.

#monsterdon

Ahh Johnny...Let's go to the slopes, Johnny...eww, it's ugly Johnny...Johnny, what are we going to do now, Johnny?

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

Pfft. And apparently no having fun, Ranger Dan.
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Real talk, Monsterdon.

A few years ago we had a bat infestation in our attic. We found out because a bat *flew into our house when the door was open*.

I eventually caught it in a 5 gallon bucket.

It made the *saddest* little peeps.

We released it outside and never saw it again. We batproofed the house shortly afterward.

Bats are good and eat bugs.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

Oops I'm late to #monsterdon

Not sure I can stay for the whole thing but I'll put comments under this one, like I did last week.

The bat just wanted to join for a picnic, no need to be mean to it

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#monsterdon are there gonna be more of those things in here Johnny?

I wonder if current tours mention that this was the location for "The Bat People".

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Johnny, you were making sex noises in your sleep again."

OMG THAT FAT FONT!!! :]~~~

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

UGLY! KILL IT!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Leave. The. Bat. Alone.

https://copypastatext.com/rabies/

Here at Nostril Caves... #Monsterdon

Don't go into the cave nose!

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Tonight's #monsterdon viewing audience is very split between these two choices:

@brooke and fake raybans #Monsterdon

We have determined that his name is Johnny. ##Monsterdon

@overholt We DID see that dream he was having...

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@srol Oh yeah, I forgot about that. #Monsterdon

MAKE

UP

YOUR

MINDS

#Monsterdon

People, we have batsign.

#Monsterdon

"it's ugly" HEY don't speak to the bat like that #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

Famous last words.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

What’s his name? #Monsterdon

Damnit, Johnny. It's going to fly in my hair!! #Monsterdon

You want a get a coronavirus? Because this is how you get a coronavirus. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon a joke like 3 people will get…

IT'S THE JOHNNY THE HOME COMING QUEEN WAS TALKING ABOUT!

BOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. KILL JOHNNY FIRST, BATS.

#Monsterdon

WHAT DID HE DO TO THAT POOR LIL BAT? #monsterdon

*picture of the cutest bat in North America*

The cast: OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE OH GOD #Monsterdon

Do the bats turn you *on*, Johnny? #Monsterdon

hey bat-boo!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Has Johnny tried going to bed with a soft blanky yet? #monsterdon

just gonna ditch the whole picnic lol
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who can tell me when this movie was made? i wasn't able to interpret the roman numerals in time

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lol, "Why won't you touch me Charlie, and why all those magazines in the attic Charlie?"

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just your ordinary bat wanting some pic'nic baskets

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Did I tune into an episode of Mannix? #Monsterdon

Johnny, oh Johnny!

an friembd showed up :)

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aww look at the little fella
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HOLY CRAP: Effects by Stan Winston! He did:

Holy crap.
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well, help the poor bat out, you MONSTERS! #monsterdon

Over on the other hill the alien ship from Hangar 18 is crashing...

Two hills over Sam Waterson is being chased by a helicopter in Capricorn one...

Kirk is fighting the Gorn nearby...

Also there's Cadavra cave.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

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BAT FREN

What, how did this cuppa take that long, how am I 5 minutes behind already???

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

okay i fixed the #monsterdon shirt

Odds on that green car crashing off a cliff? #Monsterdon

A car big enough for strumming a musical instrument #Monsterdon

remember when beautiful desert shots could be had for JUST GOING OUTSIDE?

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Oh the real star of the movie. The make up effects.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon if it were a few years later this dude would be wearing a members only jacket

"Johnny we're only five minutes into the film, you can't be freaking out yet." #Monsterdon

He's a bat!!!
#monsterdon

70s Turtleneck alert, Johnny!!

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon Juany. Juany!

Love a wide desert shot #monsterdon

This is how I like to spend my vacations, too. Not camping out in nature, not hiking, just ... standing around

#Monsterdon

zzzZZZZZZZZZZZ snrk.. what? movie? I'm awake.. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"i want to go home" wow such a relatable song #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

a turtleneck and a button down. now THAT'S fashion (tm) #monsterdon

I swear ta god if Eddie Deezen shows up again

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I wonder how much of the film's budget was spent on this opening song.

#Monsterdon

It LIVES in the NIGHT!*

*Central time

It's #Monsterdon !!! :ahhhhhhh:

You know what else lives in the night?

BAT PEOPLE! 🦇

Follow the hash tag to hang out with the BATS or filter if you're a coward!

*shakes gourd*

#Monsterdon

The score isn't as good as last week's but maybe that's too high a bar #monsterdon

ORB
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@RobynGoodfellow clearly, he does not

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Jerry Jameson, he wants pictures of Spiderman. #Monsterdon