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Swelling happy music for our Asphyx beginning.. and fuzzy orange stuff.

That was an truncatedly short cold open scene. Is this an episode of Law & Order now?
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Ah, the eternal horror of the harpsichord

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What are these credits?? #Monsterdon

The harpsichord really sets the mood

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Got hot chocolate, got snacks, let's DO THIS. The Asphyx (1972)!

I've been voting for this for weeks straight not knowing dick about it just because Ancient Greek is cool.

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what the hell is this music #monsterdon

The lens filter makes me worried that Barbra Walters is in this. Kids ask your grandparents who that was. #monsterdon

I like weird words for $400, Alex

Answer: The Asphyx
Question: What is the nasty noise I make when I have phlegmy cough

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That's why you wear your seatbelt boys and girls. It shouldn't be a surprise that somebody's still alive in what looks like an in-city head-on.

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Dude getting pulled out from under a car in the first scene, this bodes well for additional #fuckcars content

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As an American, I love tiny British cars so much.

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Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/39441158

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and I am already confused

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx *romantic music and fuzzy pictures*

i don't..... i don't understand

Deux Roberts

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BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY OUR STORY #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon time

Archive file goes right into it huh #monsterdon

Woo woo woo Red Alert!
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RAIL INFRASTRUCTURE THE LIKES OF WHICH AMERICA HAS NEVER SEEN
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Nice to start with a little doppler effect.
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My copy is very VHS

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We open to blues & twos in a cop racing a train

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damn no studio logo or anything, just right to the trains #monsterdon

A house fell on his sister. #monsterdon

oops.

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Police siren right out of the gate WHEE whoo WHEE whoo "Did somebody report a crappy movie here, citizen?"

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It is time...
for...
#monsterdon baby!!

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A big Spiritual Welcome to all new participants and lurkers tonight!! Special welcome to those new on the Fedi!

🚨 There is Monsterdon Gear here!:

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Hoodies, pillows, shirts, more, all kinds of colors and fabrics!

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Glendaaaaaaaaaaaaaale! [shakes fist]

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Uh-oh. I've got an "extended edition".

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We've got movie sign! And I still need to get my rice which just finished cooking.
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Y’all, I’m putting improvised cinnamon rolls in the oven and then tooting about #Monsterdon until the cows come home

Or the movie ends

One or the other

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx trains?

The Asphyx (1972) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

I have an extended version here so i may get out of sync with ya'll....

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@LuluHelle @miru wow okay there needs to be a movie that answers this question

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#monsterdon root post for The Asphyx (1972)

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(so the grim reaper can get you :3)

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The train is clearly going to win

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Ok, y'all. Let's get into this... something about a British aristocrat getting wasted off some spirits? #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

so this was definitely an inspiration for slimer right #monsterdon

#monsterdon That vintage siren like "ClownHORN clownHORN clownHORN clownHORN"

#monsterdonalert

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GO GO GO GO!!!

"...Jerry, he's the Asphyx!"

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