mmm, forbidden cream cheese

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I see he’s bought store-brand poison.

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Yes. What exactly are you up to?
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LEAVE THAT GUINEA PIG ALONE

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A lot of animal killing in this one huh

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@jonny@neuromatch.social I don't think we're going to be that lucky #monsterdon #theAsphex

Poison works awfully slowly to capture a moment of death. Have you considered explosives?

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I'm just here for the different types of cameras.

@wulfric To be fair I can see the logic behind advertising THC gummies to people watching terrible movies

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Might I inquire: when is this film going to get interesting? #monsterdon

that machine looks like a meat grinder, painted yellow with a giant bulb plonked on top
SCIENCE
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May work different for hamsters than humans, better get a scullery maid up here

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He's using a separatory funnel as a dropping addition funnel and I'm sorry, I just can't suspend my disbelief that far.

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Phosphorus, you might NOT want to touch it...

oh nevermind

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"train the light on the Ass....phix..."

yes,

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@OldRustBucket

"Giles never asks for two cups at home..."

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Christina will not possibly understand...
having a vagina and all

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Giles. DO NOT GIVE THAT MAN A GUINEA PIG

So why is the asphyx always a couple of feet to the left of the body? #monsterdon

"i know what im doing"

he did not know what he was doing

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isn't he supposed to be recording this???

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I love the driven men of science putting together fancy (for the era) tech, but uh...

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This is going to be a "should've left well enough alone" kind of ending, isn't it? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Egon Spengler: Origins

AZIZ, BLUE LIGHT #monsterdon

Folger's Instant Asphyx Crystals. #Monsterdon

"...you're here because you want to photograph his asphyx!"
-everyone snickers-

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Generating a brilliant beam of make the audience go to fucking sleep

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Oh, it wasn’t a projected image. It was his “light booster.”

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ughhhhhhh #monsterdon

…The spirit of Death…is afraid…of light?? /skeptical

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I am expecting this to turn into Monty Python at any moment

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No, not the guinea pig! #monsterdon

Maybe it's just Plex tonight but I'm amused by the number of THC gummy commercials coming up during The Asphyx.

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I wouldn't handle a crystal that reacts that strongly with water.

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C'mon Hugo, we all know yo like to take pics of diyng people.
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"the barrier... of LOVE"

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The question's not who, but when!

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ok I was wondering what the fuck that light projector was all about #monsterdon

What did he rip and what the heck was up with the screaming/yowlibg cat?
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Wait, why did the glowy orb show up? That didn't happen before. Or was that only visible through the camera?

Checkhov's glowy orb?

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"may God judge those who are responsible for this outrage!"

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So he invents movies but none of that matters

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#monsterdon this movie is either catnip or torture for ppl with auditory processing issues (The Asphyx) (1972)

That corpse photo was something else

Still, VERY Victorian #Monsterdon

"GOOD GRIEF."

"SHH!"

As if this is a talkie.

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Good news-less than an hour left
Bad news-just barely
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#monsterdon Yup, private purposes. He's gonna use up entire blister-packs of kleenex, and perhaps lay waste to the entire nation of Columbia for their... COFFEE!!!

Oh, I just caught up with the public execution announcement bit.

The delta between versions of this flick are quite pronounced.

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please tell me cats get a lil cat death Muppet with cat ears? please

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unwravelling faster than a half knitted jumper left near a kitten who just drank coffee.
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His "own private purposes" that he won't tell you about?

Yeeeeah. We know he's wanking.

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@hollie Wanting things is sin

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I had “someone gets punched” by a stationary tree branch on my bingo card #Monsterdon

hypothesis: this movie would be improved by an aphex twin soundtrack #monsterdon

Okay, who put the cats in the dead guy's head bag?

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Death Cat Muppet?

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WHAT ARE THESE PHOTOS #monsterdon #theasphyx

Come now, Hugo.
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Here's an idea: stop saying things to people

and then we wouldn't have to watch anymore

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it's not the same if a piano player isn't going ham on some Scott Joplin

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I thought the asphyx was a dark smudge, not a light blue sprite #monsterdon

@paco Oh wow the #miru copy is much cleaner. But I guess there are like three different prints of this thing floating around.
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Hugo wants to keep his snuff films to himself that's understandable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon word is the slo-mo guys have recorded the soul leaving the body

ok that's it, the guy who is filming a bunch of deaths and when you ask him why he just trails off and says its for his own private purposes is not invited to the public executions anymore. he isn't enjoying it for the right reasons. #monsterdon

my god more chit chat. these are not men of action, alas #monsterdon

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Jeffrey Epstein's long dead relatives are practicing the dark arts again.

"Moving images I wish to keep for my own private purposes" is the name of my next NSFW Peertube instance

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Fuck yeah, it's time for the hanging and the promised death muppet (yes, I looked ahead at the feed)

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oh so he just invented moving images too? wtf #monsterdon

What was the purpose with the projection during the execution? What did I miss?

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oh he _collects_ snuff films

wait, they share wonderful secrets? oh dear that's not good

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"Cut him down" they shout, and so naturally somebody goes and yanks on his feets to finish him off. That hangman and everybody involved should be fired.

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"The moving pictures I wish to keep for my... own purposes."

(masturbatory noises follow)

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#monsterdon Thou shalt not kWEIRD AL

So wait I missed something. The camera was also now somehow a projector so everyone can see in real time? #monsterdon #theAsphex

"that is all"

if only it was. this movie is so boring, is something going to happen in this movie, or like...?

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wtf was that victorian holobeam projector thing???
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so the camera makes the smudge appear to the naked eye, while filming - huh? #monsterdon

@moira just like yankin the dude out from under the car

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"He must be innocent!"

What? Because there's a blue light? Huh

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Big globe, nice house #monsterdon #theasphyx

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Yes, pulling on a hanged man's legs will make everything better.

When they hang me I’m gonna kick and spit and bite and curse.

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This dialogue is boring
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Vulcan eyebrows on this priest here. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

"I can photograph the spirit of impending death because chemicals."

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death Muppet!

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@plaidtron3000 This saves him from having to execute people himself, in the name of research.

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this guy is a grim wee fiend
oooh lets hang out a record deaths!
F R E A K
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hey, quick question:

what the fuck?

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@LuluHelle Our lord and savior

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whoever was in charge of these men's hairstyling forgot how to make their backs of heads anything other than embarrassing

Rodvir's about to get hanged - I've played this a lot!

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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe yep 🎩 #monsterdon #theAsphex

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Wasn't expecting an anti-death penalty scene. Good for you, movie maker.

Are you guys sure this Smudge is a soul and not Death himself coming to visit?
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Nice jacket, Sherlock, but do you really have to wear it indoors?

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Clearly The Asphyx is Slimer's origin story.

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