I wouldn't handle a crystal that reacts that strongly with water.

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C'mon Hugo, we all know yo like to take pics of diyng people.
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"the barrier... of LOVE"

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The question's not who, but when!

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ok I was wondering what the fuck that light projector was all about #monsterdon

What did he rip and what the heck was up with the screaming/yowlibg cat?
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Wait, why did the glowy orb show up? That didn't happen before. Or was that only visible through the camera?

Checkhov's glowy orb?

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"may God judge those who are responsible for this outrage!"

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So he invents movies but none of that matters

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#monsterdon this movie is either catnip or torture for ppl with auditory processing issues (The Asphyx) (1972)

That corpse photo was something else

Still, VERY Victorian #Monsterdon

"GOOD GRIEF."

"SHH!"

As if this is a talkie.

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Good news-less than an hour left
Bad news-just barely
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#monsterdon Yup, private purposes. He's gonna use up entire blister-packs of kleenex, and perhaps lay waste to the entire nation of Columbia for their... COFFEE!!!

Oh, I just caught up with the public execution announcement bit.

The delta between versions of this flick are quite pronounced.

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please tell me cats get a lil cat death Muppet with cat ears? please

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unwravelling faster than a half knitted jumper left near a kitten who just drank coffee.
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His "own private purposes" that he won't tell you about?

Yeeeeah. We know he's wanking.

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@hollie Wanting things is sin

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I had “someone gets punched” by a stationary tree branch on my bingo card #Monsterdon

hypothesis: this movie would be improved by an aphex twin soundtrack #monsterdon

Okay, who put the cats in the dead guy's head bag?

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WHAT ARE THESE PHOTOS #monsterdon #theasphyx

Death Cat Muppet?

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Come now, Hugo.
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Here's an idea: stop saying things to people

and then we wouldn't have to watch anymore

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it's not the same if a piano player isn't going ham on some Scott Joplin

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I thought the asphyx was a dark smudge, not a light blue sprite #monsterdon

@paco Oh wow the #miru copy is much cleaner. But I guess there are like three different prints of this thing floating around.
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@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon

iirc they had "drop tables" of the ideal "drop" for a hanged person to fall (based on their weight) such that the noose would break their neck but not decapitate them.

Hugo wants to keep his snuff films to himself that's understandable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon word is the slo-mo guys have recorded the soul leaving the body

ok that's it, the guy who is filming a bunch of deaths and when you ask him why he just trails off and says its for his own private purposes is not invited to the public executions anymore. he isn't enjoying it for the right reasons. #monsterdon

my god more chit chat. these are not men of action, alas #monsterdon

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Jeffrey Epstein's long dead relatives are practicing the dark arts again.

"Moving images I wish to keep for my own private purposes" is the name of my next NSFW Peertube instance

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Fuck yeah, it's time for the hanging and the promised death muppet (yes, I looked ahead at the feed)

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oh so he just invented moving images too? wtf #monsterdon

What was the purpose with the projection during the execution? What did I miss?

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oh he _collects_ snuff films

wait, they share wonderful secrets? oh dear that's not good

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"Cut him down" they shout, and so naturally somebody goes and yanks on his feets to finish him off. That hangman and everybody involved should be fired.

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"The moving pictures I wish to keep for my... own purposes."

(masturbatory noises follow)

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#monsterdon Thou shalt not kWEIRD AL

So wait I missed something. The camera was also now somehow a projector so everyone can see in real time? #monsterdon #theAsphex

"that is all"

if only it was. this movie is so boring, is something going to happen in this movie, or like...?

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wtf was that victorian holobeam projector thing???
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so the camera makes the smudge appear to the naked eye, while filming - huh? #monsterdon

I wonder what the balance is of horror movies where the supernatural stuff 1) doesn't show up on camera or 2) only shows up on camera.

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@moira just like yankin the dude out from under the car

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#monsterdon There's an entire scene from Blazing Saddles that is really applicable right now. “The horse too? That's rough!” ;)

"He must be innocent!"

What? Because there's a blue light? Huh

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Big globe, nice house #monsterdon #theasphyx

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Yes, pulling on a hanged man's legs will make everything better.

When they hang me I’m gonna kick and spit and bite and curse.

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This dialogue is boring
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Is that the priest pulling his legs?
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What in the hell was the light show? #monsterdon

Vulcan eyebrows on this priest here. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Wait, how did they see that? I missed what was being done with the lighting.

Also, uh, botched execution 😬

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"I can photograph the spirit of impending death because chemicals."

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death Muppet!

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ALL LIFE IS SCARED

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@plaidtron3000 This saves him from having to execute people himself, in the name of research.

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this guy is a grim wee fiend
oooh lets hang out a record deaths!
F R E A K
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hey, quick question:

what the fuck?

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@LuluHelle Our lord and savior

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whoever was in charge of these men's hairstyling forgot how to make their backs of heads anything other than embarrassing

Rodvir's about to get hanged - I've played this a lot!

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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe yep 🎩 #monsterdon #theAsphex

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Wasn't expecting an anti-death penalty scene. Good for you, movie maker.

Are you guys sure this Smudge is a soul and not Death himself coming to visit?
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Nice jacket, Sherlock, but do you really have to wear it indoors?

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Clearly The Asphyx is Slimer's origin story.

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#monsterdon My work isn't pointless! I'm going to kill you next! FEED ME MORE CAST! I NEED TO STROKE THE FETISH! (bring the coffee)

@hollie Maybe his soul didn't have time to dink around. I hear it's cold in England. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx "hey you wanna hang out?"

#Monsterdon unexpectedly non-sinister music for the first mention of The Asphyx

The tragedy is that now we won't get to see the son and daughter exchange catty comments about the estate passing to the new wife #monsterdon

ass fix possessed my toaster once.
I didn't cry and no priests were sent for
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"A public execution?! What an opportunity!"

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ah yep we are definitely all playing on the same bingo card

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so photographing a dead body is kosher, but filming a hanging is somehow a step too far? le sigh.

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@amyfou look we only care about PEOPLE dying

okay I feel bad for having typed that but I am still hitting send

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#monsterdon We’ve got the title of the film. Titular! TIT.. ular. ;)

Wow, that spider had a lot of blood in it.

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“Stop what you’re doing, now” #Monsterdon

I'ma try this approach to my next Institutional Review Board feedback of my experiments.

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He said it, now bring on the ass fix jokes!

DO IT!

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“The Greeks called it …the Asphyx”
*flute soloist plays Theme from The Asphyx*

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this father makes Frankenstein look positively compelling #monsterdon

Big Tom Wilkinson energy from our main character

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx incongruous flute

Asssssssffiiixxxx
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@trixter The Asphyx, played by Kenny G #monsterdon

"I will not have you call my work pointless!"

So, what's your h-index?

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hey didn't the chick die too?

time for a good old fashioned grave robbing #theasphyx #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai

Like in the song?

"The psychopompadus of love"

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"You invoke your son's grief to justify a series of pointless..."

scripts, scenes, lines, acting careers? What was he going to say?

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Only times of danger huh

I have seen zero danger here

except to us, the viewers

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