#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx whoooooooooa bad trip

This man is basically like, "I'm at peace with death. Please bury me nicely."

And they are like, "Yeah, um, but Mad Science."

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Now he's two face? Well I guess that muppet got away.
I think this is the clearest image of the Asphyx puppet there is? As a low quality VHS cover. It seems like the mouth area could be hollow though? Just the top half of a head with hair/cowl coming down and the ruined top half of a torso under that. It's a neat monster design idea that doesn't look that impressive on screen.
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#Monsterdon I’ve finally figured out that the Ass Fix Man is named Hugo

Why is his daughter dressed like Lydia from Beetlejuice?

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“send giles to me.” i don’t actually need him it just feels really good to say that fully reclined in bed #monsterdon

#monsterdon it turns out that bustin' did not, in fact, make him feel good

don't even wanna think about how much skin cancer they're getting from all that blue light booster
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He _sounds_ like celery doctor, doesn't he. That's why it's bothering me.

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Color of the soul #monsterdon #theAsphex

was that lye I guess?

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Behold, the Science Lich! #monsterdon

whup, power's out

oh wait

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Uh oh... what does it mean that she was bitten by the guinea pig? The undead guinea pig! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

Every time they say it, I teehee.

Asphyx.

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but why is the death Muppet sometimes blue and then suddenly green and then blue again

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OMG, who wouldn't wake up from that?
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Is the moral of this story going to be where proper lab safety equipment and secure your hazardous materials? 🥽 🥼 #monsterdon #theAsphex

all ass fixes sound like puppy kicking balloon chimps then
URG
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"LET ME DIIIIIIIIIIIE"

Haha I'm always screaming that, relatable

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The men in her life are seriously exhausting

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Careful don't let it slime you and dont cross the blue beam! #Monsterdon

This gets a 6.2/10 on IMDB. I can't imagine what the second half of this could include that would inspire me to rate it that highly. #monsterdon

So I just need a spotlight to trap death? Cool
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MY PRECIOUS FACE

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Oh. Now, I see. That wasn’t the guinea pig squealing; it was the asphyx.

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How come the Asphyx sounds like a scared guinea pig?
Shake your groove thing little death muppet.
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@ryan we're gonna need a vaporwave mix of this asphyx dance #monsterdon

This Death Muppet is terrible. It's like 50% bad puppetry, 50% just skewing the projection so it looks like it's moving

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I enjoy how much of the footage is just the classic back and forth film technique to stretch it out.

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would be funny is this guy just...asphyxiated
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe oh my god you can't just ask someone why they're green!

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zoooooooooom

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I must admit that I'm not quite following the logic of how trapping the Asphyx makes immortality

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oh wait. its blue again?

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dude thinks he's at a Black Sabbath concert

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@CactuarJoe Good question. Is he pretty much a zombie?

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As the TB expert in the house* I have to object to "a day, perhaps two" as any sort of reasonable timeline for someone breathing well enough they are still capable of getting up and walking around as well as this guy seems to.

*If there is someone with more relevant clinical experience, please chime in!

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SLIMER!

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Shouldn't have left that dish of ghost pepper dip within reach #monsterdon

Puppetry of the Poltergeist

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Neutralize whatever that is?

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@xerozohar It's a petard, you see! :D #Monsterdon

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I guess this manor house has a basically unlimited supply of smoking jackets

he deserved that...

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Quick! fetch the camera!

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my god, no more scenes of these two toffs alone, please!!! #monsterdon

Killed by a malfunctioning #SleepNumber bed
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if he had the lung capacity for that scream he's not dying yet

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haha! Hoisted. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The institution for the helmet haired youth goobers.

coughing man is the only sympathetic character in the entire movie

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Rip 💀 🥔🥔🥔
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the prop must have been something in real life tho.

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Well there goes the weekend

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3D-ass ghost #monsterdon

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um I don't think tuberculosis works like that

Astonishing how Victorian hairstyles match the ones from 1972 England precisely, isn't it? #monsterdon

Asphyx Thunderdome!

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I get the part about the car crash at the beginning and the whole "This man is still alive!" bit now, though.

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Fun trivia. Giles is played by Robert Powell, who played Jesus in Jesus of Nazareth… and I dated his cousin about 25 years ago.

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Maybe they'll all catch a deathly fever and end up simultaneously photographing each other.

stop getting consumption all over the floor! #theasphyx #monsterdon

can't wait for these ghouls to die of TB themselves. mask up, folks.

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o/~ his best is not enough o/~

o/~ his best is not enough o/~

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I wonder what the death Muppet is up to

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Won't you be surprised, Mr. TB man. #monsterdon

I have been through IRB training, this would definitely not pass IRB review

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@ryan

You're right! I've gone ahead & started

https://www.jango.com/stations/113283148/tunein

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To be fair, this is basically the premise of a lich in D&D.

You capture the soul and put it in a phylactery and become unkillable. You're also a gruesome corpse.

JK-Shall-Not-Be-Named stole the idea in that book about wizards, too.

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Wouldn't it be funny if coughing dude was actually super contagious as frequently comes with a cough and all of them caught it?

No?

I mean, they just bring him in like it's nothing...

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@OldRustBucket Seems like a shame not to get to know it while you're still alive

Everyone could have their own Asphyx pet

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was not expecting hard swing to Frankenstein (2025) on this week’s #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx just normal victorian science stuff

Bottle with: Danger POISON

That's subtle

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"There was a box. Something was in it. It was screaming."

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Um, it's not Frankenstein, it's Frankenstein's Guinea Pig
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oh great, these assholes are republicans who are just cool with killing poor people aren't they

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She loves him, that's why she's in mourning dress already. It's for her hopes and dreams.

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx ooooooh i get it. they made an immortal guinea pig by severing its asphyx, and now they're gonna do it to a person and that's who was under the car

@oli Each living being has its own asphyx that comes at the time its death. If they can capture it, then that creature cannot die.

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They probably rented a castle or something actually #monsterdon #theasphyx

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so is he going to make the guinea pig asphyx and the poor sick pauper asphyx fight or something?

I really wish there were behind the scenes photos of the death muppet. What grainy shots we get look somehow equally horrifying and ridiculous. It's like a stretched out skinny Slimer with no bottom jaw.
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Who you gonna call?

shitty victorians! #monsterdon

Let's see if anyone brings up stuff like The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter or The Epic of Gilgamesh. Though those aren't Greek...

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If there be something odd
In your countryside
Who will you contact?
Asphyx-Capturers!

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It was the Light Booster - of course!

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"You have a fever"

Thank you, Dr. Obvious

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I guess no one thought of looking for a photograph without a smudge.

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Good news, Victorian ghostbusters! The E.P.A. doesn’t exist yet!

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This is like Victorian Ghostbusters or something and it has an Undead Guinea Pig #Monsterdon

Aha! I knew it! A ghost containment system! And a ghost trap.

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx they're trying to trap a slimer

Is this a Ghostbusters prequel? #Monsterdon

My God, is this freak out there with the dead guy? #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

If nothing can kill the guinea pig, now, why bother with an antidote?

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Oh thank goodness that sound stopped.
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I'm sure it won't be right as rain by morning, wouldn't be much of a movie otherwise.

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And now for something completely different...more Victorian England assholery

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