you die when the asphyx... leaves... but as long as you keep it trapped in one place... you don't die. i would be more concerned with following an asphyx and seeing where it goes, since it seems to just walk around #monsterdon
Oh good! I was afraid she was going to scream and toss the poor thing. This is much better
Why have a combination lock put on the door, with a secret combination, that's written down, but you won't look, and then you'll burn it
Why not just brick over the door
I often press wild rodents to my bosom before returning them to Mother Nature
He ought to record the combination to the safe in a safe place just in case #monsterdon
Our immortal piggy friend!
aw cute immortal rattie
Since he's British, I assume it's spelled "immortalise".
@jonny Yet they can get through doors to get to a dying person.
I feel like... There's something I missed... Some super convoluted complexity that they probably spent like five minutes explaining but somehow I blinked and missed it anyway.
"What method of death have you chosen?"
"I need something quick and painless. Guillotine."
I missed the part where the cameraman knew that shining a light next to the hanging would make the thing appear.
@Taweret my Very Important Work cannot continue whilst these wretched bandages obscure my magnificent visage! #Monsterdon
Did she just put a short-haired guinea pig outside when it's cold enough to see her breath?
He wants to get his assfix sealed. How dare we judge.
So this is a Doctor Who episode without the Doctor and it turns out Man is the real monster all along.
Somehow this is more of an over the top Hammer horror style movie without being a Hammer film, and yet very silly.
This movie is the flip side of the coin with Horror Express. Hmm good double feature/Call of Cthulhu campaign idea.
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx
He wants to never be tempted to die? That certainly won't blow up in his face (or what's left of it) #monsterdon
or, i guess, asphyxes can open doorknobs so you have to have a combination lock on the door because they can't pick locks #monsterdon
If I survive forever, that will be God's will. Oh, so God employs Asphyx's for soul removal, and S(H)e has built in a get out of death free card for Victorian's with blue light cameras.
Huh, a door that has a lock with no key, you say
Allow me to introduce you to a wall
"Tomorrow I will show you"
In a good movie something dramatic would happen between that statement and the next morning.
This is not that movie.
"A lock nobody can open!" "βA combination lock."
*smash cut*
Hi, I'm the Lockpicking Lawyer, andβ
Whatβs with the beautiful melodrama music? It is way anachronistic. #Monsterdon
"otherwise you will not have time to contain my ass--"
We can tell he's gone mad. He made a verb out of "immortal".
so asphyxes don't necessarily need a special light or prison or anything, normal doors are fine #monsterdon
@amyfou It would at least be interesting.
#Monsterdon
Ok, so he doesn't want to die... but is he still going to age? Because that would suck.
Oops, time for me to take my ass fix.
just planning to seal off my asphyx with my future son-in-law #monsterdon
Chekov's guinea pig #monsterdon
Mad Scientist is gonna need a crazy wicked scar for the climax of this movie. Whatever it is.
#monsterdon Dramatic focus blur to deeply moving bokeh!
A goblet of brandy for a dying man. A good way to go.
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I am really hoping someone gets punched and not only because it's on my bingo card
now he wants to fuck a door? what's going off in this guy's head
Ok, I really think one rat who hasnβt died for a few days is not enough evidence for eternal life, let alone quality life for even a few decades
The guinea pig can no longer boogie now that it has no soul #monsterdon
lol, the immortal guinea pig
So, do I understand this correctly? The asphyx is a spirit that can go through building walls and etc as much as it needs to, but...
They can just trap it in a box?
Like... Is it soaked with holy water or...
Perhaps some elaborate beheading contraption?
the review I read said the movie started strong and then lost steam... #monsterdon
okay but can you put your bandages back on please tho
this should have been like 300 years earlier and been a prequel to dracula #monsterdon
ffs, would you cover that hambuger back up, none of us need to see that
@Taweret probably screaming a lot tbh
wait so if theyre going to sever his asphyx, does that mean he's going to be immortal with this horrendous cough.....forever??
Creature design is scarier than I thought it would be, now that I've got a look at it!
He has become Quarter Face. He must go fight Victorian Batman.
I'm sorry, you want to WHAT a man's ass?
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx whoooooooooa bad trip
This man is basically like, "I'm at peace with death. Please bury me nicely."
And they are like, "Yeah, um, but Mad Science."
Now he's two face? Well I guess that muppet got away.
I think this is the clearest image of the Asphyx puppet there is? As a low quality VHS cover. It seems like the mouth area could be hollow though? Just the top half of a head with hair/cowl coming down and the ruined top half of a torso under that. It's a neat monster design idea that doesn't look that impressive on screen.
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx
#Monsterdon Iβve finally figured out that the Ass Fix Man is named Hugo
βsend giles to me.β i donβt actually need him it just feels really good to say that fully reclined in bed #monsterdon
#monsterdon it turns out that bustin' did not, in fact, make him feel good
don't even wanna think about how much skin cancer they're getting from all that blue light booster
#monsterdon
He _sounds_ like celery doctor, doesn't he. That's why it's bothering me.
Color of the soul #monsterdon #theAsphex
was that lye I guess?
Behold, the Science Lich! #monsterdon
Uh oh... what does it mean that she was bitten by the guinea pig? The undead guinea pig! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972
but why is the death Muppet sometimes blue and then suddenly green and then blue again
OMG, who wouldn't wake up from that?
#Monsterdon
Is the moral of this story going to be where proper lab safety equipment and secure your hazardous materials? π₯½ π₯Ό #monsterdon #theAsphex
all ass fixes sound like puppy kicking balloon chimps then
URG
#monsterdon
The men in her life are seriously exhausting
Careful don't let it slime you and dont cross the blue beam! #Monsterdon
So I just need a spotlight to trap death? Cool
#monsterdon
Oh. Now, I see. That wasnβt the guinea pig squealing; it was the asphyx.
How come the Asphyx sounds like a scared guinea pig?
Shake your groove thing little death muppet.
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx
@ryan we're gonna need a vaporwave mix of this asphyx dance #monsterdon
This Death Muppet is terrible. It's like 50% bad puppetry, 50% just skewing the projection so it looks like it's moving
I enjoy how much of the footage is just the classic back and forth film technique to stretch it out.
would be funny is this guy just...asphyxiated
#monsterdon
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe oh my god you can't just ask someone why they're green!
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx
zoooooooooom
oh wait. its blue again?
I must admit that I'm not quite following the logic of how trapping the Asphyx makes immortality
dude thinks he's at a Black Sabbath concert
As the TB expert in the house* I have to object to "a day, perhaps two" as any sort of reasonable timeline for someone breathing well enough they are still capable of getting up and walking around as well as this guy seems to.
*If there is someone with more relevant clinical experience, please chime in!
SLIMER!
Shouldn't have left that dish of ghost pepper dip within reach #monsterdon
Puppetry of the Poltergeist
Neutralize whatever that is?
@xerozohar It's a petard, you see! :D #Monsterdon
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I guess this manor house has a basically unlimited supply of smoking jackets
he deserved that...
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Quick! fetch the camera!
my god, no more scenes of these two toffs alone, please!!! #monsterdon
Killed by a malfunctioning #SleepNumber bed
#monsterdon #theAsphex
if he had the lung capacity for that scream he's not dying yet
haha! Hoisted. #monsterdon
#monsterdon The institution for the helmet haired youth goobers.