oo, look at all the shiny buttons and blinky lights!

#monsterdon

Ugh - stalling feed on the owncast. Not sure if that's a normal thing or not.

#monsterdon

THE RADAR TELESCOPE!

#monsterdon

thank goodness this is in color #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
OMG This conversation is going on a bit long.

#Monsterdon

Everyone, walk all the way around the table to exit. It's the rules.

"... the radar telescope screen ... "

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

While we're here, can we stop by Vegas?

#Monsterdon

@bstacey Going to mooch over here tonight if you don't mind!

#Monsterdon

They made Nevada into a SPACE SHIP!?

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

We now rejoin the stock footage already in progress

#Monsterdon

Umm...B-52s are not really that comfortable to ride in. #monsterdon

#monsterdon 10,000 feet, 45,000 feet, 500 feet... what an asshole! ;)

Generals -- on the move!
#monsterdon

Five, six gees

Good laugh

#Monsterdon

I am so put out that this is in colour. I was absolutely waiting for some black-and-white that goes full-red-frame on Mars. I AM DISAPPOINT, AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@bstacey i kind of want it #monsterdon

"we take off for Nevada at once"

i think they're a few decades early for the Area 51 raid.

#monsterdon

For a sci-fi movie this has been surprisingly rational so far.

#Monsterdon

Road trip!!!

Oh, never mind. Airplane trip

#Monsterdon

"we take off for Nevada at once"

well I suppose that's a good start before setting your sights for Mars

#monsterdon

Stock footage airlines to Nevada! #Monsterdon

“Professor Whiner what are our chances?”

“Oh I don’t know? Why is everybody always asking ME questions?”

#Monsterdon

Oh, I am mistaken about what the CineMagic process is, CineMagic refers to the process used later for VFX.

This is just some less-excitingly-named color film process I suppose. But yea, for 1959 this seems like fantastic color

#Monsterdon

Not one or two 6gs, but 5 of them. #monsterdon

"...five six Gs"
"fifty six Gs! Great Scott!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

No one talks like this. This dialogue was clearly written by AI.

#Monsterdon

Probably shouldn't have named the craft MR-1 #monsterdon #slur

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

I like the posters on the general's office walls! A paper map of the us on a bulletin board and a kid's poster of the solar system. Plus there's a Professor Whiner!

General in the tan suit sounds like an appliance salesman. #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf #monsterdon

the spinning pen is supposed to hypnotize you into really liking the special effects.

Exactly how much of the petroleum industrial complex was required just for hair pomade?

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

#monsterdon #cinemagic

How do you guys feel about space germs? Because, you know..

Did he say “a dead ship” or “a dead shit?”

“That’s a tall order, George!”

#Monsterdon

Five SIxgees could be fatal

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Well, the don't waste any time getting into it. #monsterdon

Well then stop whining about it , Professor #monsterdon

American International, a mark of quality. #Monsterdon

That's a LOT of "if"s

#Monsterdon

I trust that the science in this movie will be accurate and excellent

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is this a movie or an erectile dysfunction ad?

#Monsterdon

Professor Weiner is listing to the left.

His real name is Professor Pinky Ring.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

so, they have remote triggering to bring the rocket back

but not...a way to maybe...send the data off the ship to Earth?

#monsterdon

"robot control"

it's the dude from Alien, we're all screwed.

#monsterdon

Pffft, I could take 6 gees.....

#Monsterdon

I can't take my eyes off the slowly spinning pen in his hand.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

“We must have it” #Monsterdon

Professor Whiner? Aptly named.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

Don't worry the rep from Morton Thiokol says the seals should be fine at this temperature. #monsterdon

Remember, it would all have gone even _worse_ on The Hangry Red Planet.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

@wohali We're drinking Aperol with lime here. #Monsterdon

“That’s a tall order.”

We have no short orders here. Only tall ones.

#Monsterdon

"...and don't call me Whiner."

#monsterdon

Driving! Men meeting in rooms! Big maps! Welcome back to standard Monsterdon operating procedure.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

The miracle of CineMagic™!

It looks great, really.

#Monsterdon

@diazona right next door. lol #monsterdon

"the MR-1, which we like to call the 'mister one'"

#monsterdon

odd lighting for a room
#monsterdon

Is there a MRS. 1?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

We’re starting with the White House, the Pentagon, and Fast Walking Military Men. This is already serious. #Monsterdon

90,000 miles out in space

um...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

We've locked the women out. We can meet now. #Monsterdon

Not quite the same snare drum as the Hogan's Heroes theme, but lol, it totes reminded me of Hogan's Heroes.

#Monsterdon

that has got to be the _worst_ conference table.

#monsterdon

"Meanwhlie, Ness and his men speed towards Capone's hideout"

#Monsterdon

DC and drums is how the movie starts

It’s unclear if they paid for any musicians besides percussionists for the soundtrack so far

#Monsterdon

If I were following me, I’d mute me for the next couple of hours because I’m watching “Angry Red Planet” with all the Kool kids. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Awaiting the wonder of Cinemagic!

So angry. So red. #monsterdon

That was the laziest salute ever

#monsterdon

"This is Wyoming, sir. Yessir, right here." #Monsterdon

Wait, I thought the US Capitol and the Pentagon were on earth, not mars...
#Monsterdon

The expeditionary X1 X Box Plus Pro was lost. #Monsterdon

ROLL OUT THE XYLOPHONES

#Monsterdon

American or International? Pick a lane movie!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Important men gather in an important room around an important table and discuss important things.

#Monsterdon

We start with drums and xylophone. This has promise!

#Monsterdon

Love a trailer that makes BOLD promises.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Game night wrapped early, which means I can actually jump into #monsterdon live!

@aburka

Cinemagicians are not allowed to reveal the secrets of Cinemagic, upon pain of expulsion from the Cinemagic Castle

#Monsterdon

Red scare #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just leading off right with the title card and then kaboom, right into it! Timed Tubi just right I guess :)

i'll have a bluuuuuue... wait this is in colour?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Ah, America International...
#monsterdon

always know it's serious when the xylophones attack the capitol!

#monsterdon

"A American" Bad grammar, that is! #Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet

Ah, a horror story

#Monsterdon

Tonight's after-feature feature will be Mars Attacks, I guess.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

Popping my #monsterdon popcorn 🍿

oh lord, we have American International sign, people.

#monsterdon

It's #Monsterdon time! And my pasta is just finishing up too - red angry sauce after tonight's movie, The Angry Red Planet (1959)

And we’re off to the angry red planet

#Monsterdon

The Angry Red Planet (1959) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

In the future all movies will be made by American International #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#MonsterdonAlert

#Monsterdon

GO GO GO GO

WE GOT CINEMAGIC IS THE ORIGINAL HANDMADE MOVIE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

🔴 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🔴

(Mars is trying to sleep)

#Monsterdon