LOST IN SPACE STOLE THAT CONSOLE HOLY SHIT

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SPACE BABE GET IN THE JERP FELLAS

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C'mon Iris, I need you to remember the alien creatures! ASAP

@RobynGoodfellow #monsterdon

#UnexpectedPeeWeeHerman

"How was he hurt? By what?"

"It was a round ghost eating lots of sausages and belching!"

#ghostbusters

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"I have witnessed horrors, yet my eye make-up endures...."

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"The girl! She's our only hope!"
WHAT girl?

This in medias res opening would work better if we didn't know which dude it was that survived so atleast that was a mystery.
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WITNESS GRILLING TIME

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Doing that Soap Opera overacting. She's gonna find out she's got a hiatus hernia. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Can't remember, or won't remember? We have ways of making you talk!

anyway blah blah blah I guess ostenibly there is plot occurring, I'm just kinda waiting for the next cool bits of the movie

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I want aliens

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Wow. That stare's so good it needs the Stare-Flare music from the Honest Trailers guys

("Great Ambition", Chappell Music)

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Oh god, not the PRIVACY PANELS! D: #Monsterdon

I can't remember! If I could remember it would kill all the plot tension! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet I think the actress who is playing the nurse wanted to be Iris. That face.

Dr. Ryan has seen some shit.

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We have one chance... the girl!!

She can probably hear you y'know

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@flowerpot no the first guy. Maybe they’re all MDJr.

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oh good, they've discovered the bulk tape eraser, our only weakness

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We think it might have been... a magnet!

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What's up with the nurse's sleeves? Flying Nun style. #monsterdon

Told you they should've been using MP3s. #Monsterdon

@diazona @starkraving666 Elon Musk would, but he aborts any child that aren't XY and cis. #monsterdon
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I do love a good matte painting, this might as well be a play

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Actually, the lights are on. You're far from working in the dark...
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no records? no tapes? no 8-tracks in stereo?

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"Theres a woman! Radiation death and strict protocols be damned!" 🙄 #Monsterdon

This episode of Alien Earth isn't at all what I expected.

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Probably venereal #monsterdon

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Caught up. Some dude just came out of the fuel tank. WEIRD....

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Wait Dr Ryan rode in the spaceship in his suit and tie and business hat?

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Ew. Green gooey glob on someone's arm.

Just . . . Exposed to everyone and everything.

SEDAGIVE?!

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EXCELLENT KEMING, HOSPITAL

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Will the nurse get a speaking line?

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#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet So, when they pulled up - there were two guys in suits, but the firefighters were just in firefighting gear. So, if there was radiation, they were just like "Eh, you're firefighters; you'll be fine."

What the heck? We're watching Red Planet not Green Slime. Stop confusing me on what color this movie is about.
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@paco you spoke too soon

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damn it i forgot to make jell-o before the film.

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All doctors must wear blue ties.

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That's probably Murphy's cousin's law, anything that can be done will be done

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There is serious lack of crowd control around this rocket #Monsterdon

Just noting here "The Green Slime" is a much much better film. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

for a _moment_ I swore it was Stephen Fry stepping out of the spaceship

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I'll have a gooooooooooo christmas, with...

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Carpentry department didn't *quite* do the math right on two people + a stretcher side-by-side, that was a scary-looking move to execute! 😬

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#Monsterdon The firetrucks are just darling!

"The hell with radiation, let's go!"

It's more specialized than "hey Earl, watch this!" but it'll do the job in a pinch

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"The hell with radiation, let's go".
I wonder if he would say it on Three mile island.
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@davesdogmaggie The last one introduced? "Sam Jacobs"? He was the smiley guy, so could be.
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Oo, they're full of GOO :D #Monsterdon

"The colonel!"

[me: having intense Project A-Ko flashbacks] :blobsweats:

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I don't think we have ever had a sausagefest quite like this. We don't even have the token woman serving coffee or swooning over the handsome lead.

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Like the guy with the walkie-talkie on his back. #Monsterdon

mission impossible theme? DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

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Of course it's the girl 😊

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Radiation doesn't affect us real men! #Monsterdon

@cd0 "The hell with radiation! Let's go!" #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Filmed in blue dye for night. #monsterdon

car one pulls away: high siren

car two pulls away: low siren

car three pulls away: the Fletch phone ringing sound

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"The girl" GIRL? Hoo boy.. we're just getting started with the sexism aren't we. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Don't run into the ramp, dude!

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That is a very precariously balanced rocket. On a soundstage with painted backdrop, even.

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Girl > Radiation
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getting radiation poison for a girl, that's romance
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A girl?! To hell with radiation! #Monsterdon

"The hell with radiation, let's go!"

DAMN THE LEUKEMIA, FULL SPEED AHEAD

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“To hell with radiation, let’s go!”

Sounds… impractical? #Monsterdon

ah yes, gotta brave that radiation for a girl, when you're an American Army Officer.

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In true geek form the girl checked her facts. Takeoff on the Shuttles was ~3G, but the human body can take more than 9Gs. #Monsterdon

CHEMICAL TRUCK
CHEMICAL TRUCK
CHEMICAL TRUCK

All my homies love old firefighting equipment on #Monsterdon

Wow they got that rocket back fast!

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This old firetuck is missin a dalmatian dog
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Is that radio background some stock audio? You hear it on a bunch of places.

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FIRE!

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@north Oh good then! 👍

I bet (or at least hope) Wikipedia has an interesting article on this. I'm sure there are a lot of nuances like the ability to hold the countdown for safety checks, or some such thing

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But ... those other people on the firetruck don't have radiation suits.

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So many good reaction shots in this, oh my god. We haven't even *gotten* to anything yet. I hope the movie keeps it up.

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Now/ How do we get them out? DOH
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It's amazing we didn't figure out you can land spacecraft just by running the footage backwards. NASA could have saved *so* much money!

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AND cardboard. amazing.

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neat, the smokes is moving backwars too
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"Yep, that's an oscilloscope"

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@kshernandez @ryan has a stream, with bonus feature later: https://miru.miyaku.media/ #monsterdon

meanwhile, on a submarine for some reason

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Yup, that’s definitely not just rocket film in reverse #Monsterdon

that's a long fuckin landing burn #monsterdon

see they were landing reusable rockets in the _70s_ I don't know why Elon's going on about this now

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First try. Take that, Musk.

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FIRE!

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"This is a repeat of previous instructions."

Sorry, general. As an AI assistant I have already forgotten all previous instructions.

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#Monsterdon we're not looking good.for a Bechdel pass, are we?

did we really think the rocket would land by just taking off in reverse???

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Hey wait a minute! I thought Elon Musk invented this!

(wohali is buried by hurled rocks and stones)

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Was that an HVAC guy?

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#Monsterdon Is there a bingo square for goatee and/or pipe?

Let's hope Space X didn't build this thing. #Monsterdon