If there's a third Hercules movie, he has to either save the multiverse, or retire to Italy and defend a small town from the local mafia. #monsterdon
Clearly this was shot in Italy by a lot of Italians. It's like a Spaghetti Parthenon.
Next week in Hercules 3: somehow Minos returned
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The ambition of the soundtrack far outweighed the ability of the actors
@catzilla that's usually how these Olympian tales go, Zeus is a dick
So there's a big Hercules handprint in the middle of the ocean now, right?
Oh my god you guys⦠#Monsterdon
the producer banging their fist on the walls while watching the test screening going what the FUCK is going ON and still greenlighting this
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She died as she lived, a transparent plot device. #Monsterdon
anyway cool Gundam fight between Minos and Hercules, I guess. I would have enjoyed it more if the script had sucked a lot less
The Animator's Barely Disguised Fetish
Godzilla vs Kong sexytimes #monsterdon #hercules1985
ROTOSCOPING!
Glaucia is the Mediterranean Candidate
A few weeks ago i asked for some movie that made me not stop going what the fuck is happening and boy did that monkeys paw on me really quick #monsterdon
"She's a monster, with the head of a human, and the body... of a human."
Gotta say on this International Woman's Day, there are a lot of female characters with agency in tonights' movie...even if they are mostly in sexy togas and things....I guess that's the 80s for you..
These Amazons have way too many boobs #monsterdon #hercules1985
oh great now the thunderbolt is in the middle of the ocean halfway around the earth great going herc #monsterdon
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He punched it into space, I hope you are all happy now
Hercules vs The Free-Range Plasma
Single Use Only Sword.
didn't know they had lightsabers in ancient greece
haven't ruled this out being a weirdly plot-heavy porn.
[rotoscoping continues]
as opposed to fake statues
This is how i wake in the morning...
And, although the Gods did make Hercules, there is a reason he had no children.
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Hercules returns with Horsules!
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"We understand your concern right now, but the call rate to Olympus is too high to speak to you right now, please hold"
EMBIGGENING!
Hercules! Aka we have Superman at home. Aka strong boy with same the Moses origin only more ripped naked muscles.
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#monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for a loopy silly ride :)
@jonny
Daedalus, " Anything you can do, science can do better!"
Zeus, "You are only better at one thing."
Daedalus, "What's that?"
Zeus, "DYING!"
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The idea of adding gel colors over a black and white movie isn't the worst artistic vision. However it's very sloppy and makes the movie darker and blurrier so harder to look at.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
After-party on MIRU . MIYAKU . MEDIA !!!??!!
The real problem with this movie is that they cut the cocaine budget for the writer's room by 25% from the first movie, and it really shows. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
ROBERTO PETROZZI YOU FUCK YOU OWE ME MONEY
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Hercules growth is so great they did it twice, though the first one was better since it was on a beach and not a soundstage. #monsterdon
Given how much this movie took from other (better) films, I feel like I've watched like 20 movies; and yet, somehow, I've watched none?
Thanks for another fun #Monsterdon. Thank you for hosting again @Taweret!
Well that was that.
You could have shown the actual hercules constellation. Not doing so was a choice, movie
Thanks for the company #monsterdon ers. #mondayactionmovie tomorrow has a pretty decent one.....Take care. See ya soon.
@jonny When "we're making an adventure movie for kids" collides with a train of cocaine
Tough shit for Urania though....
See, in my time we had to grow a whole katamari to do that, and here's some dude getting big because his uncle said so. Unfair. #monsterdon #hercules1985
GROW HERCULES
GROW
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Good job with tag discipline, #Monsterdon folks. It makes me feel nice that we're good enough fedi neighbors that people who want to opt-out for good can do so!
Proud of y'all :blobfoxheartcute:
#Monsterdon as much of a clusterfuck as this whole animation sequence fight thing is, itβs the most engaging thing in this film so far
A city we have never seen before is destroyed
MYSTERY SCIENCE MOON!
Sunday Sunday Sunday! At the Tacoma Dome! It's Hercules and Laser Pink Floyd!
it's a free upgrade to make Daedalus the big-bad in this one
Minos came to Daedalus for aid in building the Labyrinth to contain the Minotaur. He is *definitionally* more capable than the king.
the tale of Daedalus tells us (by way of Icarus) about hubris against the gods
you had to do so much more work to flip this shit on its head, resurrect Minos, then make him the villain
when Daedalus was right there
YOU EVEN GOT THE COSTUMING RIGHT BUT YOU GOT IT SO WRONG IN THE SCRIPT, GUYS
A snake? Wait no this is literally just traced over King Kong 1933! WTF!?
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Hercules' First Rave.
Tron: Legends of Hercules (1985)
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It's time for some hardcore rotoscoping! #monsterdon #hercules1985
Each one of those thunderbolts cost the taxpayer four hospitals
Hell, there are many Star Trek TOS episodes with better production values #monsterdon #hercules1985
He really does look like the Burger King.
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Oh... okay. What? Why? Zeus why did you use time powers to just kill Daedalus and not like rewind the movie a few minutes?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Daedalus has access to Zeus's secret domain....she's seen the folders....
ZAPPP!
And she is no more...
The real science was the chaos we met along the way.
no dog we do not remember, there have been like one million things that have happened in this movie and none of them made me suspect that you replaced one of the characters with an exact replica that behaved exactly like them in every way #monsterdon
what the fuck is going on
@paco The upside down bike seat codpiece sells it.
Hera _is_ the last thunderbolt, place your bets now.
Zeus' 'thunderbolts' are the seven passwords he has to control all the god-tech he barely understands...
*laserblast intensifies*
I mean, it's a good starter laugh, 6 out of 10.
βYou now owe $250,000 in student loans... plus interestβ
- The Oracle of Debt
since when is reaching the little people hard they seem to just be right over there in the place you always go looking for them #monsterdon
That oracle of death table is straight out of Super Inframan.
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They're depending way too much on the help of the "little people"
being some algae doing some photosynthesis near the ocean's surface when suddenly your ass gets thunderbolted into being the de facto ruler of the seas #monsterdon
@jonny Hammer space, I guess
@bryanhowell @rebeld Yes and take this herb. Yes AND then there is seahorse cave. YES AND then thereβs like psychic echoes!
the story of the first Anti-Inflammatory.
Itβs not MY herb officerβ¦ it belongs to some little people
Okay to be fair to the creators of this movie, Greek legend WAS a lot of people just randomly babbling at other people to do random shit
Daedalus is back! Now in stock footage form.
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The Herc Witch Project.
Oh hey, bingo acquired!
This movie is kind of a bingo bonanza TBH
"do you like my paper-mache skeletons??"
It's the work of a fiend! A fiend who is super into dolls!
Science is more powerful than Gods? That is an interesting and mildly upsetting bit of world building.
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@strangefour Roy Harryhousing #Monsterdon
okay, that is some NEAT creature, well done
THAT STATUE BLINKED
Oh Herc has read mythology books too. Neat he explained Medusa's sister to the audience.
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He didnβt even launch any of them into space #Monsterdon
Men made of glowing Kryptonite. WTF is going on?
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through the columns is the parking garage, they came in through the ground level