What do you think the Wifi reception is like on those helmets? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Me at work next year: "I'll take revenge on those fools who thought I was crazy."

#Monsterdon

the fuckin photo montage of the scientists goin hogwild on the ground because they discovered a godzilla while they were building their underwater ranches at 1.5x speed is making me feel like i am on mushrooms #monsterdon

man, i wanna stand in the middle of my secret underground lab and laugh at all the fools who thought I was crazy

#monsterdon

I didn't realize this movie was The Terror Of The Search For Doctor Mifune

#Monsterdon

jeez how long have those guards been ... standing there? #Monsterdon

ha ha bonin' islands :D #Monsterdon

"Sea animals. Crustaceans."

And this rat, for some reason. #Monsterdon

goofball jumping up and down and posing his arms #monsterdon

Yeah, his experiments weren't successful. MICE AIN'T FISH!

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile: RIIIIIICOLAAAAA #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Man, this exposition train has NO BRAKES #Monsterdon

Aggressive alien beard and prematurely grey mad scientist toast their Kaiju, Titanasaurus (ssp?)

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

...so far this movie isn't helping me wake up from my accidental nap lmao #monsterdon

#terrorofmechagodzilla #Monsterdon
What's with all the fake laughing...and moustaches?!

Which is scarier? #monsterdon

There must have been another movie where all that happened that we missed...

#Monsterdon

MAD! #Monsterdon

Out of curiosity, were these originally made for TV? They have very TV-like cuts

#Monsterdon

i had a nap and am just getting the movie now

hope you are all enjoying the plaid
#Monsterdon

her skirt is 100% the star of this movie tho. #monsterdon

@Taweret there has been a terrible dinosaur accident.
Um, sure, can you step back please?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon What kind of dime-store knock-off Mark Twain is he supposed to be?

that guy listening harder like he knows what a MF dinosaur sounds like
🎧<WAHHH! WwioiWaaaagh!
🤔
#monsterdon

@blogdiva IN BED #monsterdon

Submarines. Haunted Houses. Magnetic monsters. Mad scientists doing an impromptu photo shoot as they're tackled by their colleagues. This movie truly has everything. 😂

#Monsterdon

Pollution and Confusion...wasn't that a morning DJ team in Chicago in the 70s?

#Monsterdon

Dr. Mafune has a mold-encrusted Spanish mission style house in a Japanese forest swarmed by crows? I love this guy

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza "We recorded it, but we didn't think it was important at the time, so we didn't answer."

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#Monsterdon So basically the alien invaders are about Urban Renewal.

@ricci yeah good call

#Monsterdon

"You must remember something that he said" I remember... the Alamo. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Did a really nice job completely rebuilding everything after the Opening Montage was finally over

#Monsterdon

ooh outer space sounds #monsterdon

@MylesRyden He was once a kid #monsterdon

doc Mifune should forget about scientifically control animals and go for a holistic approach
#monsterdon

"Yeah, AAANGNGNGGH." #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon “Saw something strange sticking out from the sea.” Periscope? Oh, they seem to have skipped the periscope. Would have saved them from the “dinosaur”.

you can't just walk into someone's house

#monsterdon

"He studied how to control sea life" -> shows picture of man holding up rat

#Monsterdon

The last recording from the sub “Aaaaaahhhhh!”
#monsterdon

i know nothing

noTHING

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

The matching hair really is hilarious #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

@neko I think I passed it a couple minutes ago... I'm on the part where the two guys are looking for Dr. Mafune and there are a bunch of bird calls in the background

#Monsterdon

Woops... I accidentally fell asleep for a few minutes and am now starting the movie a bit behind #monsterdon

So the recording is on speaker. What's the headphones for? Hidden track on the mix tape?

#Monsterdon

"Hey, Itchy-Nosey!" #monsterdon

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder. #Monsterdon

They flew their RC jets into his face so he's wrecking their homes #monsterdon

Man that was a lot of vowels in a row...

#Monsterdon

I can't even imagine looking for some scientist and just asking some random couple on a dock where he is.

#monsterdon

The local villagers will be scared of that jacket, too #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe mmmm, microwaved submarines

#Monsterdon

one thing i've learned from these movies, it's that if i'm ever lost near a coastline in japan, i can ask the local fishermen and they'll know exactly what i need, no matter what it is. #monsterdon

Bonin' Islands mention 🚨🚨🚨

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Terrible luck to have Godzilla show up just as they surfaced. What are the odds?

Ooh we've got cool car detectives! #Monsterdon

So my cut didn’t have opening narration, but did just have a diegetic narration over flashbacks of a marine biologist getting sad. #monsterdon

#SplendaDaddy, upon seeing Titanasaurus:
"Oh, this idiot."

I could hear him rolling his eyes.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@SnoopJ oh wow xD

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#Monsterdon That crow alarm sound is really annoying.

The POLICE designed a sub?

Was Sting involved?

#Monsterdon

@brooke Oh I remember those islands!

#Monsterdon

He probably would’ve had more success if he used sea creatures instead of rats. #Monsterdon

@jonny @SnoopJ Yeah there's definitely at least one of length 1:23 and another one of length 1:28-ish that has almost six minutes of scene-setting exposition at the beginning which the other one doesn't.

Possibly other cuts too

So everybody's out of sync at this point

#Monsterdon

Those are some eerie bubbles 🫣 #Monsterdon

At least they found the sea monster.

Where did it come from again?

#Monsterdon

doctor ma-PHONEY am i rite

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"Can we trust him?"
"We saved his daughter's life for him. But more important than that, he hates Earthlings and wants to destroy them all."

Hang on? He likes his daughter and all, but what REALLY gets him going is the thought of killing everyone...
#monsterdon

@Kinetograph I am confused why the aliens just look like businesspeople.

#Monsterdon

lol the Bonin Islands

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archive photos of a scientist brawl, i love it #monsterdon

laboratry #monsterdon

Wait...they were searching for something and didn't see that coming?

#Monsterdon

Whoops, ran into Emerald Weapon. Y'gotta be careful in the later part of the game, man. #Monsterdon

Wait... what planet are they supposed to be on now? Coruscant? #monsterdon

The submarine is moving so fast. No sense of weight or being underwater.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

somebody's gonna end up wearing a submarine ranch T-shirt while doing something terrible and everybody's gonna go w. t. ABSOLUTE f.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon Quite a long prologue. But now we’re hunting, for the head. With the analyzer!

"He advanced too far for them! And when they didn't understand him, they threw him out!"

Soooooo, he's surly he was denied tenure?

#Monsterdon

So earth is being invaded by alien city planners? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon if you really want to blend in with the hoomans, stop saying things like earthling cities.

#Monsterdon Ocean Development Laboratory. So _that's_ where they come from.

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lmao the aspect ratio

i love this era of toho

Kiju belly flop! #monsterdon

Okay, I *love* the futuristic city diagram. #Monsterdon

"Why should he do that?" Have you met earthlings? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Refers to Earthlings as "ignorant." Drink! #Monsterdon

How do you confuse a fish and a dinosaur? Is it a plesiosaur? A colecanth?

#Monsterdon

pretty good comms from 200 metres down!
#monsterdon

just finished a work thing, gonna #monsterdon this week just a bit late

"Earth vehicles" popping up out of nowhere 😐

#Monsterdon

Oh no, is that an Evil Shobijin psionically connected to Mechagodzilla?

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"It's most peculiar"

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES NOW #Monsterdon

The evil aliens have a really spiffy view of Tokyo from their office. And a taste for aggressive beards.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@SnoopJ omfg there are also multiple cuts? this is chaos i have no idea what anyone is talking about lmao #monsterdon

It’s nice to know that airline travel hasn’t improved much in the last 50 years. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Oh thank god, we have dialogue!

Not GOOD dialogue, but I’ll take it at this point.

Alien colonisers, the tables have turned!

#monsterdon

We've BEEN searching, sir!

#Monsterdon