I don't remember Honda-directed movies being this confusing before #monsterdon
i think about the zippers on the lamΓ© jackets a lot. are they for armpit ventilation or chest snacks? #Monsterdon
Oh hell, I gotta go get the laundry. I better not miss anything.
(Xe missed everything) #Monsterdon
meanwhile at DEVO, Inc
#Monsterdon The thing about #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla is that you have to watch it a few times to get all of it. When the kids were little they loved this particular movie, and I had to check it out of the Library so many times. I practically have it memorized.
#monsterdon Walking is difficult. Alien speaking with a Hoganβs Heroes accent.
"We'll just have to attack the monster. Send some fighter planes." Fucking finally. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
My mom: "I didn't know this was that kind of movie!"
I take back what I said about the Space-Men aesthetic. It really is a fetish thing.
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
this movie is too coherent, let's have three or four other movies in it for a couple minutes. #monsterdon
Jesus I CANNOT figure out the timeline of this movie. What the fuck is going on?
This is a great little montage #Monsterdon
That split screen four ways only had three monsters? One was just a crowd running scene. And one of the "monsters" was a giant bird? I'm kinda disappointed.
Supersonic Oscillation Overthruster. Oh i can see a great crossover movie here #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon And here are the tanks, ladies and gentlemen!
This movie is just MEETINGS and EVIL GIGGLES #Monsterdon
christ this soundesign CRAP no WONDER it was so cheap!
SO MUCH HAVOC WE NEEDED FOUR SCREENS #monsterdon
This is the Charlie's Angels of monsters.
Four panel screen!! Four separate movies simultaneously!
"I'm not doing this for the spacemen."
This old man is happy to kill all of humanity to make a point. #monsterdon
titanosaurus's roar sounds sad to me #monsterdon
"...only Titanosarus will get me the tenure I deserve!"
Let's install it - with this supersonic stereo we're gonna have the grooviest submarine on the whole strip!
#monsterdon βA giant supersonic oscillator!β Yeah, thatβll make some waves.
#monsterdon ugh elephant on the rise
WE HAVE TANK-SIGN
I would happily trade my humanity and free will for her wardrobe. I guess that's how they get you
Driving the canyon roads at night, they come across a dude in a pickup fighting off tarantulas coming the other direction... #Monsterdon
Isnβt there a filmmaking rule about not showing clips from better movies in your bad movie? #monsterdon
#monsterdon βMy Titanosaurus!β Surprise love interest!
"space men from the third planet" but We're the third rock from the sun! #monsterdon
dr ichinose, dr ichinose, little red riding hood is here for her appointment. #monsterdon
King Gidorah makes a cameo! Well, a flashback cameo, but I'll take that.
The meddling press!
Hmm, a little bit of padding as Katsura says that Titanosaurus might be as bad as other kaiju, as an excuse to play some footage from other movies
Yes use supersonic waves! #monsterdon
KANAGOWA? #monsterdon
"We were really desperate in the sub!"
Yeah, I know, I was there when they opened the hatch. Phew! #Monsterdon
"Your heart is made of wires and gears" also apparently she has a psychic connection to the giant dinosaur. Also apparently she is just telepathic with anyone she wants at a great distance damn. Katsura is awesome #monsterdon
"Disaster Monsters" is my Man or Astro Man cover band. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
#Monsterdon Tea? TEA?! You milktoast, wishy-washy.... This calls for COFFEE! (#CoffeeWatch members will be offline for a bit while we pout)
"...the dinosaur has a weakness."
"Rocky road ice cream?"
"No, don't be silly. Supersonic waves!"
WTF are you guys doing in your sub w/ your oscilloscopes & meters just sitting on shelves instead of proper rack-mounts!?! SMH, I'm sick of these non-union operations
cloooothes
#monsterdon
thanks to @futurebird making unwise purchases over at @Louisa's shop https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/ #Monsterdon
ooh wobbly edge sliding door #monsterdon
Gonna be impossible to defeat a sea monster like that
Actually, it's gonna a be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wait. Strong magnetic pulse? So, it's been a while since Physics for Engineers, but doesn't that imply that titanasaurus has a high electrical field?
"There now! Come on!"
I'm DOING it you bearded twerp! Stop backseat driving the dinosaur! #Monsterdon
Is that alien German?
Dude whips them and whips them (while seated?) and when that's all done says "you're sentenced to death." Why did you spend all that time whipping them, then? #monsterdon
OK this whole whipping the minions thing has me feeling a way. #Monsterdon
@aprilfollies That was probably the equivalent upgrade of Windows 11 for cyborgs
@lytta i just had it explained to me that she is a cyborg and those apparitions are her hacking the submarine i think? #monsterdon
Uhh, alien kinky lashing scene, kinda like it!
#monsterdon
another circular firing squad. these aliens know one trick, but boy do they know it. #monsterdon
Man, that's cold
How come Katsura and this dude can communicate across vast distances using Soap Opera Vision? #Monsterdon
Katsura is psychic? What just happened to Katsura. Also shout out to the English "space beam" written on the diagram in the flashback #monsterdon
You could spread this sudo-science nonsense like peanut butter. Rich and creamy. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
Wow, itβs Godzilla, Frankenstein in one romp!
#Monsterdon
Whips?? I wasn't told it was that kind of movie.
#monsterdon it occurred to me I truly live in dystopian
@Sorl #monsterdon Truth in advertising.
@nev I think some people watched a version without the extensive recap at the beginning and are ahead of the others #monsterdon
Is there a SINGLE PIECE of properly grounded electrical equipment in all of Japan? How many times are people gonna get electrocuted
@blogdiva at least we both are in sync. #Monsterdon
Aviator Glasses Guy hiding a semi as he sits down, that was some good thrashin' #monsterdon
Oh, they implanted a strobe in her. Very common surgery, it's relatively non-invasive and even outpatient these days #Monsterdon
I'm on team "insect helmets"
This is a switch on the Alien Autopsy thing
fancy fruit punch #monsterdon
Thank you sir, may I have another?! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh, run by hate. A Cyberman - girl.
#Monsterdon Is anyone else noticing how draaaaaaaawn out the "pain/dying" sounds are?
#monsterdon Daughter has contracted Extreme Dramatics with Extra Screaming.π
wait. are those space suits or kink suits?
Black Hole Planet 3 denizens have some kink.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
The hognose school of acting #Monsterdon
Thank you master, may I have another ... oops, different movie.
timestamping to go back and clip "what controls you" "vengeance and hate" #Monsterdon
Nice that they happened to have three cardinals ready to cart out anyone who was exposed to a high voltage current.
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
Waiting to see someone driving this submarine with an off-brand xbox controller
#Monsterdon not the bore worms!
Husband is losing it over the noise Titatonsaurus makes
that's a very short whip for three people, very inefficient
Apparently dying is hard and comedy is easy
Does a super-size wave oscillator create super-sized waves...never mind.
one of the aliens has a fakety german accent in the dub!? #monsterdon
#monsterdon idk why the lady is stalking the couple
Where did these red clad bakers come from?
ocean exploitation institute? #monsterdon