I don't remember Honda-directed movies being this confusing before #monsterdon

i think about the zippers on the lamé jackets a lot. are they for armpit ventilation or chest snacks? #Monsterdon

Oh hell, I gotta go get the laundry. I better not miss anything.

(Xe missed everything) #Monsterdon

meanwhile at DEVO, Inc

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#Monsterdon The thing about #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla is that you have to watch it a few times to get all of it. When the kids were little they loved this particular movie, and I had to check it out of the Library so many times. I practically have it memorized.

#monsterdon Walking is difficult. Alien speaking with a Hogan’s Heroes accent.

LEGOS!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"We'll just have to attack the monster. Send some fighter planes." Fucking finally. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

My mom: "I didn't know this was that kind of movie!"

#monsterdon

I take back what I said about the Space-Men aesthetic. It really is a fetish thing.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

this movie is too coherent, let's have three or four other movies in it for a couple minutes. #monsterdon

Jesus I CANNOT figure out the timeline of this movie. What the fuck is going on?

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

This is a great little montage #Monsterdon

That split screen four ways only had three monsters? One was just a crowd running scene. And one of the "monsters" was a giant bird? I'm kinda disappointed.

#Monsterdon

Aliens do BESM?

Not kink shaming, just curious.

#Monsterdon

Supersonic Oscillation Overthruster. Oh i can see a great crossover movie here #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And here are the tanks, ladies and gentlemen!

This movie is just MEETINGS and EVIL GIGGLES #Monsterdon

christ this soundesign CRAP no WONDER it was so cheap!

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SO MUCH HAVOC WE NEEDED FOUR SCREENS #monsterdon

This is the Charlie's Angels of monsters.

#Monsterdon

Four panel screen!! Four separate movies simultaneously!

#Monsterdon

"I'm not doing this for the spacemen."

This old man is happy to kill all of humanity to make a point. #monsterdon

titanosaurus's roar sounds sad to me #monsterdon

"...only Titanosarus will get me the tenure I deserve!"

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Let's install it - with this supersonic stereo we're gonna have the grooviest submarine on the whole strip!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon “A giant supersonic oscillator!” Yeah, that’ll make some waves.

#monsterdon ugh elephant on the rise

WE HAVE TANK-SIGN

#Monsterdon

I would happily trade my humanity and free will for her wardrobe. I guess that's how they get you

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Driving the canyon roads at night, they come across a dude in a pickup fighting off tarantulas coming the other direction... #Monsterdon

Isn’t there a filmmaking rule about not showing clips from better movies in your bad movie? #monsterdon

@jonny @lytta I... wha...

yeah sure why not

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon “My Titanosaurus!” Surprise love interest!

"space men from the third planet" but We're the third rock from the sun! #monsterdon

dr ichinose, dr ichinose, little red riding hood is here for her appointment. #monsterdon

King Gidorah makes a cameo! Well, a flashback cameo, but I'll take that.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

The meddling press!

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Hmm, a little bit of padding as Katsura says that Titanosaurus might be as bad as other kaiju, as an excuse to play some footage from other movies

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Yes use supersonic waves! #monsterdon

KANAGOWA? #monsterdon

"We were really desperate in the sub!"

Yeah, I know, I was there when they opened the hatch. Phew! #Monsterdon

"Your heart is made of wires and gears" also apparently she has a psychic connection to the giant dinosaur. Also apparently she is just telepathic with anyone she wants at a great distance damn. Katsura is awesome #monsterdon

"Disaster Monsters" is my Man or Astro Man cover band. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#Monsterdon Tea? TEA?! You milktoast, wishy-washy.... This calls for COFFEE! (#CoffeeWatch members will be offline for a bit while we pout)

"...the dinosaur has a weakness."
"Rocky road ice cream?"
"No, don't be silly. Supersonic waves!"

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

WTF are you guys doing in your sub w/ your oscilloscopes & meters just sitting on shelves instead of proper rack-mounts!?! SMH, I'm sick of these non-union operations

#monsterdon #LookForTheUnionLabel

cloooothes
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thanks to @futurebird making unwise purchases over at @Louisa's shop https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/ #Monsterdon

ooh wobbly edge sliding door #monsterdon

Gonna be impossible to defeat a sea monster like that

Actually, it's gonna a be super easy, barely an inconvenience

#Monsterdon

Wait. Strong magnetic pulse? So, it's been a while since Physics for Engineers, but doesn't that imply that titanasaurus has a high electrical field?

#Monsterdon

"There now! Come on!"

I'm DOING it you bearded twerp! Stop backseat driving the dinosaur! #Monsterdon

Is that alien German?

#monsterdon

Dude whips them and whips them (while seated?) and when that's all done says "you're sentenced to death." Why did you spend all that time whipping them, then? #monsterdon

OK this whole whipping the minions thing has me feeling a way. #Monsterdon

@aprilfollies That was probably the equivalent upgrade of Windows 11 for cyborgs

#Monsterdon

@lytta i just had it explained to me that she is a cyborg and those apparitions are her hacking the submarine i think? #monsterdon

Uhh, alien kinky lashing scene, kinda like it!
#monsterdon

another circular firing squad. these aliens know one trick, but boy do they know it. #monsterdon

Man, that's cold

#Monsterdon

How come Katsura and this dude can communicate across vast distances using Soap Opera Vision? #Monsterdon

Katsura is psychic? What just happened to Katsura. Also shout out to the English "space beam" written on the diagram in the flashback #monsterdon

You could spread this sudo-science nonsense like peanut butter. Rich and creamy. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Movie: "His direction is the same as light waves!"

Joel and the Bots: "HUH?"

#Monsterdon

Wow, it’s Godzilla, Frankenstein in one romp!
#Monsterdon

Whips?? I wasn't told it was that kind of movie.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon it occurred to me I truly live in dystopian

wuh

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wuh?

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lens?

wow okay that is some prime #monsterdonScience right there

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@Sorl #monsterdon Truth in advertising.

@nev I think some people watched a version without the extensive recap at the beginning and are ahead of the others #monsterdon

Is there a SINGLE PIECE of properly grounded electrical equipment in all of Japan? How many times are people gonna get electrocuted

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva at least we both are in sync. #Monsterdon

Aviator Glasses Guy hiding a semi as he sits down, that was some good thrashin' #monsterdon

Oh, they implanted a strobe in her. Very common surgery, it's relatively non-invasive and even outpatient these days #Monsterdon

I'm on team "insect helmets"

#Monsterdon

This is a switch on the Alien Autopsy thing

#Monsterdon

fancy fruit punch #monsterdon

Thank you sir, may I have another?! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, run by hate. A Cyberman - girl.

#Monsterdon Is anyone else noticing how draaaaaaaawn out the "pain/dying" sounds are?

#monsterdon Daughter has contracted Extreme Dramatics with Extra Screaming.🙀

wait. are those space suits or kink suits?

#monsterdon

Black Hole Planet 3 denizens have some kink.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

#Monsterdon

The hognose school of acting #Monsterdon

Thank you master, may I have another ... oops, different movie.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

timestamping to go back and clip "what controls you" "vengeance and hate" #Monsterdon

Nice that they happened to have three cardinals ready to cart out anyone who was exposed to a high voltage current.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Waiting to see someone driving this submarine with an off-brand xbox controller

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon not the bore worms!

Husband is losing it over the noise Titatonsaurus makes

#monsterdon

that's a very short whip for three people, very inefficient

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Apparently dying is hard and comedy is easy

#Monsterdon

Does a super-size wave oscillator create super-sized waves...never mind.

#Monsterdon

one of the aliens has a fakety german accent in the dub!? #monsterdon

#monsterdon idk why the lady is stalking the couple

Where did these red clad bakers come from?

#Monsterdon

"Damned Earthman!"

I'm thinking of just saying that any time someone pisses me off.

#monsterdon

ocean exploitation institute? #monsterdon