Sure, the city being destoryed is terrible but I can afford a two bedroom!
#Monsterdon

Okay, this set with all the blinking lights is pretty cool #monsterdon

Why are they making those noises? Did the aliens steal their tongues? Melt their brains? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon Red alert 🚨 looks and sounds the same in every universe!

#monsterdon Lol the way they fight is hilarious.

we’ll practical effects blow up this whole model city! just watch! #monsterdon

INCH by INCH

STEP by STEP

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

did that building warn us not to get fire near it? #monsterdon

Ouch that smarts! #Monsterdon

I love that titanossaurus has a little puch thing to let we know that it is ready to rumble!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Katsura! Godzilla! Rocky! Janet!

let's face it, after the absolute decade of a year i've been having this week, i am not the person you want suggesting that humanity be allowed to survive. #monsterdon

I could use that Titanosaurus tail to help clean out my carhole
#monsterdon

I'm jealous of Katsura. When do *I* get to control a giant nuclear robot lizard with my hatred? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm sorry to tell you; those are some lame dance moves, buddy.

The whole Spencers Gifts is going crazy!

#Monsterdon

Little Red Riding Hood #monsterdon

So Godzilla's what? On Smoko or something? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

TOTALLED that street, love that shot #monsterdon

LOVED that model work. A+. Top notch.

#monsterdon

Bloody fantastic miniature work as Mechagodzilla launches some rotation rockets

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Mad scientist is surprisingly sentimental about cyborg daughter.

Cool - titanosaurus' eyes move!

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Maybe I’m imagining it, but I swear footage from the current crowd running sequence was used in the earlier flashback to earlier crowd running sequences. #monsterdon

Those helmets got to go. #monsterdon

okay _that_ was nice

(the shockwave shot through the neighbourhood)

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Awww, he turned on his heart light

#Monsterdon

Titanosaurus has great abs though

#Monsterdon

I feel bad for Dr. Mifune. They keep pronouncing his name as Doktor Mah Foonie. Which is absolutely a Hannah-Barbara Wacky Racers villain. #Monsterdon

#TeamRevenge #Monsterdon

He's big, he's scaly... and he has *moves* #monsterdon

Man, bro's got three inch heels on those shoes. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Dr. McPhony?

#Monsterdon

@moira get down tonight?

#Monsterdon

I asked for advice on this toot from the weeb next to me and they said "make it Chan so it's cuter or tan as if it were a child" #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

#monsterdon Hang on, they’re controlling the MechaGodzilla through the cyborg? That seems… very “single point of failure.”

I think she's a kaiju seahorse?

#Monsterdon

Titanosaurus uses Rodan stock footage. It's super effective. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

okay the effect of mechagodzilla lasering the buildings was not bad. not bad at all

#monsterdon

Green means go! And more specifically, go blow stuff up!

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Why do guys with ray guns still hit people?

#Monsterdon

Hey watch the hands, grampa! D: #Monsterdon

do a little daaaaaance!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Trotsky-san's glasses are so great #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

nope, nothing sinister about that hallway. #monsterdon

She's a robot now, dude.

#Monsterdon

Japanese buildings are so flimsy. #Monsterdon

bro even the set inside of her robot tiddy cavern is good #monsterdon

These guys sound entirely too much like their prisoners in Quake II

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla

meanwhile in a completely unrelated fight scene

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@RamenCatholic @floatybirb 😂 #monsterdon

@farah I hear it's just as entertaining to watch the #monsterdon feed without the movie lol

@paco I been saying! These are clearly all non-union shops, and it shows!

In this thread, I will demonstrate how a unionized work force would be able to resolve the central conflicts in most Kaiju movies much faster, and with less loss of life due to...

#monsterdon
#LookForTheUnionLabel

Second coming, not third impact.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla

i see you finally managed to find a quarry

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

The aliens got a good deal on Blofield's old lair from You Only Live Twice.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Okay. And now everything explodes I guess. WTH?? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#Monsterdon is there any problem that can't be solved by shooting?

More diabolical acting

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon “You must fix that oscillator quickly!” Yeah, I had a physics professor like that.

@farah you can safely start right away. participant’s sync is horrible this time :D #Monsterdon

all the sets are so great

#monsterdon

suits and silver gloves. That's nice!
#monsterdon

The sets and costumes in this movie would almost qualify as Il Terrore di Mechagiallo #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

ah I have reached the prosthetic boobies. they genuinely don't look like much and it's hilarious that anyone would bother to censor them #monsterdon

@neia ha I got that 😛

#Monsterdon

@squeedoodle colonel creepy more like it

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Wish I was doing #Monsterdon I love me some Godzilla

she controls ALL the monsters! #monsterdon

Copping a feel there grandad?

#Monsterdon

"It's too late! Musk offered us triple our market value!"

#Monsterdon

I hope the Japanese dialogue is better than the dubbed version.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 Oh, no, there goes Tokyo… 🎵

wardrobe went all-in on the tweed jacket and turtleneck combo. it almost makes me want to try it #Monsterdon

Aggressive beard alien finally put on a silver space goblin helmet. Looks as silly as you would hope for.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

You would think the international police could get someone better than the Maytag repairman to work on their stuff

#Monsterdon

"Ichinose!"
"Yamamoto!"

Chief!?
MCCLOUD!!

#Monsterdon

Did he just get knocked out with a silver dildo? #Monsterdon

"We will build you a beautiful new home out of the ashes of a desolated Tokyo."

That sounds bad, but Still, downtown real estate?

#monsterdon

Tragic (death?) scene and we still have 30 minutes to go.

#Monsterdon

why did it pan up so the light took up half the shot

#monsterdon

Ummm...she's been a cyborg for years now and has no human emotions but hatred.

Why would you want that?

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#monsterdon Mechanical dinosaurs also do pre-fight dominance displays, because biology or something.

HI GODZILLA I haven't seen you since I watched uh... the one where you had a kid you got frozen in snow with #monsterdon

"Mm, I'd've never guessed 'with the candlestick.' Dang I'm bad at Clue."

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Please don't pick your nose during the open chest surgery sir #Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Every single time the doctor says Katsura's name, I think he's saying something else. I've heard both "kanchou" and "kochira"

#Monsterdon

... um, watch your hands there, doc.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Why do the monsters sound like elephants?
#Monsterdon

so if she's swallowed the clock and therefore the alligator who is her Captain Hook?

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Oh noooo we have the non-boob version apparently #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

@CactuarJoe #monsterdon They’ll never see him coming.

#Monsterdon
"⚠️ warning: titanosaurus has the ups
we repeat it appears titanosaurus has massive ups, approach with extraordinary caution"

Gratuitous fake nudity inevitably leads to an orgy of alien-driven violence #monsterdon

@aprilfollies Titanium doesn't rust though, right? And it is corrosion resistant...

#Monsterdon

after the whipping scene i cannot unsee the spacesuits as kink suits

#monsterdon

Come back here and fight you wussysaur!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The two monsters do some stretching and bowing before starting the match.

“Even Interpol won’t be able to figure it out”

Buddy, I’m not convinced your audience can figure it out. #monsterdon

Cthullu???

Actually at this point, I can see that

#Monsterdon