I wish this would promptly turn into one of those 80s films where, after all their petty drama, everyone just gets wiped out by a nuke

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@Lazarou We can only hope.
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Ok, so why is the london cop shop called "Scotland Yard"?

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"Cops can't carry guns, so here, civilian." #Monsterdon

So far, there's 1% of terror and 99% wax museum.

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There really should have been waxwork figures of Frankenstein's monster and The Bride #Monsterdon

the fortune's in the bottom of the wax boiler innit?

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What if Karkov is the Verbal Kint of this movie?

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Julia Hawthorn is calling into question the ethics of the British Postal Service. They're gonna kick her ass. #Monsterdon

ooooh sick will burn

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Should the divination had hexagrams?

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@Lazarou Should we? 😭

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That's right, Madame Yang. Never trust the cops. That's her story and she's sticking to it. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

Get a warrant, copper.

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So, he paid the dragonlady to put him on a good word.
grosse
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I do like a cop who's not afraid to bribe a criminal informant #Monsterdon

"Someone from beyond the grave is attempting to contact you"... about your cars extended warranty #Monsterdon

Those sticks completely shifted between shots.

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Meg's in grave danger

BUT NOT WAX DANGER

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what in the filler is this scene

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That restaurant seems far too contemporary.

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@Lazarou

"Could you ask the Dragon Lady to bring us two pints of Watney's Red Barrel and some poppadoms?"

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"I'll just order some chips please, ta"

the most boring person on a night to a Chinese restaurant

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Oh no racist food humor. And bad racist soundtrack? Is that a slide whistle?
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The dragon lady just served you your noodles bitch

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My gosh, 20 more minutes of this?
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welp here's your casual racism

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HA HA CHINESE CULTURE SURE IS SILLY.

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Ha ha, racist cuisine comedy #Monsterdon

No no

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Who in the name of racism is THAT supposed to be? #Monsterdon

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Tonight on You, Me, and Dupree..

@cd0 And Burns is in on it because they’ve already completed the sale, and they’ll use this to raise the visibility of his new wax museum in New York.

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Review!

"Directorially, the film is dull and lacking in any atmosphere. The cobwebbed plotting holds no surprises whatsoever – even the contrived final revelation makes no sense. One can hear the arthritic creaks as both the plot and cast of genre veterans go through their paces."

- Richard Scheib, Moria Reviews

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Does this girl just in this movie to faint? What is she? A badly leveled pokemon? (yeah, I'm into the old games now)
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Elsa Lanchester overacting with the surprise awakening is cracking me up 🤣

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@ohiofi *Wax monkey's paw curls*

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sorry but "Borgia" running breastily in slow motion towards the camera with the threat of a cup of poisoned wine really ain't the threat they intended methinks.

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Having Meg have the nightmares makes NO SENSE. She’s not the ones endangering the wax figures

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"Terror" was shot back-to-back with Arnold (1973) using a bunch of the same actors.

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to be clear: Margaret

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Yikes! Carradine is back...back from the grave!

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at least Marie Antoinette can't dream chase her with that guillotine

More gas leak dreams.
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"They're coming to get you, Margaret."

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I was promised terror in this wax museum

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Meanwhile, our undersexed virgin is treated to nightmares in wax #Monsterdon

@jonny

In Japan it is a tie worn as a headband.

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Does this movie count as Clock and Horn Torture? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "we keep the wax boiling night and day, because sometimes we need to replace parts or whole figures"

Ok sure, but that doesn't explain why it always has to be on the boil

you can always tell when guys in the past were drunk by how they have this sort of loose ribbon around their neck #monsterdon

What kind of British accent is Ray Milland doing?!

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and what do we learn from this? never use ray milland as comic relief

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So. You're saying. We're now asking.

Who killed.

Mr. Burns.

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I want this movie to end with margaret marrying karkov in the cemetery. In the rain.

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“Music Hall”

Sir, a pub with a woman wandering around the floor singing a song is not a music hall

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You may go back to your "room" Kharkov. The "room" with the "open-air skylight".
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"Mad as a boiled owl" whereas baked owls are notoriously chill #Monsterdon

#monsterdon a Chaka Khan?

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They may not have had DNA testing in London at this time but their flower identification powers were extraordinary.

Karkhov is innocent. He was with me all night. I have a Daguerreotype to prove it!

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I'm calling it now. Karkoff is Keyser Söze
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"Karkov, are you sure you didn't commit murder? Think carefully" #Monsterdon

"Please sit down in this not yet stabbed chair" #Monsterdon

No, lazy writing is what makes Kharkov look guilty #Monsterdon

There could never be more than one of the same kind of flower.

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@paco Perhaps its the Dutch part of London?

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@Lazarou I could go for some good lime-flavored tortilla chips right about now.

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Sure are a lot of moidas for a wax museum! Oh well, what do I know. Back to the workhouses (Amazon)

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The old ladies are the Statler and Waldorf of the film, and I love that for them.

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She would make a good Amazon Warehouse manager...

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@littlemiao Better than listening to "Appy Famaaalieee" again.

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Nut sweepers of the street? Was that a pun or something? Cockney slang?
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"Given two murders in three days, how about 1933?"

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Oooh, sick burn! Now that's what I call community policing!

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“You filthy rich Americans. You’re all alike. You don’t give a damn about anybody.”

I didn’t think this movie would be so topical.

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Meg's screaming because that's a terrible way to store a sword #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The granddaughter is good at screaming.

I like the Knives Out wall plaques. And Guns Out too.
Oh he got stabbed. Didn't see that coming.
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a sworded affair, really

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WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?

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release the karkov!

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Good night Guvnor! Come pretend to be drunk with us again! Assuming you're not brutally murdered in the next three minutes! #Monsterdon

For a street walker, this Laurie isn't getting a lot of action #Monsterdon

I hope the singer turns out to be Jack the Ripper. That would be a fun twist. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum

I think the subtitles meant "Holborn Station"

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"hey, wake up!"

"I just had a terrible dream. I dreamt I sank a bunch of money into a lot of wax figures."

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On the one hand, the Brit's right about Americans.
On the other hand, lol at a Brit whining about plundering.
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I object to this portrayal of an American, he's not nearly callous enough. #monsterdon

Mr Burns is used to people yelling at him about his money, of course #Monsterdon

our only hope for a bechdel pass is through this lady of the night gaining a name and accidentally coming into contact with the debutante, odds are not looking good #monsterdon

Instant British Accent

just add woh'uh

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Hey, he's nailed our culture!

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"FILTHY RICH AMERICANS, YOU'RE ALL ALIKE! YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYBODY"

fair

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I always loved these kind of mugs.... #monsterdon

60s and 70s movies really did love to pad the runtime with musical numbers

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WHO WROTE THESE SONGS

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"Our art is free and gay" is the tagline of at least half the artists on fedi

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This singer's Cockney accent is giving me the collywobbles.

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