What kind of werewolf is that?!

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"Do I get a pretty woman in my illusion, no I get a dick!"

called it

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Werewolf cam! #Monsterdon

No, you need... a bicycle! called "Silver Bullet!" I forgot the rest. It might have involved AC/DC...

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"Computer, arch" #Monsterdon

Oh, I see, this is just a shitty episode of Sliders #Monsterdon

Insane Clown Posse had a song about something like this....

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Billy
His name was 'Billy' in the Gremlins movie wasn't it?

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Is the show the giant and the little person fucking? Is this that sort of Party house?

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Trust your instinct, lady. Good job.

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Oh good twist ending! I didn't suspect the neighboring bartender. 😆

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@kshernandez @Terencio It was a bit confusing because they chose not to show his face or say his name until the very last frame, when they showed the new wax exhibit of him murdering Dupree.

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There were what, seven sets in all?

I didn't *hate* the movie per se, but it definitely could have had better plotting.

I admit though that I thought Ray Milland was the murderer until the end.

I'm not going to wax on poetically about tonight's film.

I'll let the soundtrack album speak for me.

Anyway thanks for sharing your toots.

And as always thank you @Taweret for hosting.

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Justice for Tarkov #monsterdon

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yeah fam! Already there's a burglary and some dude got set on fire!

Elsa Lanchester

"She was Jessica Marbles, a sleuth based on Agatha Christie's Jane Marple, in the 1976 murder mystery spoof Murder by Death,"

That's where I knew her from!

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Terror in the Wax Museum (1973) - 1/5

Not even bad enough to be good.

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Former actor runs wax museum and murders people to .. create platinum tools...

I don't even care. It sucked.

Thanks a lot, @Taweret , @JoeWynne , @Cherizilla , and all other #monsterdonian criminals involved in this waxy buildup.

So... Why was the guy sitting on a giant hoard of platinum feeling the need to sell his beloved museum to a rich American?
When he could've just bequeathed the hoard itself and kept his museum running too?

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Perhaps not the worst #Monsterdon movie but definitely the biggest all-around disappointment, in my book - all the wrong people got killed and it doesn't even make sense who did it

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now on to literally anything else^K^K^K^K^K^K the double feature, or see you next week!

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I want to spoil the ending everywhere so nobody falls into the trap of watching Terror in the Wax Museum ever again

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what was the name of the movie with the werewolf break? i don't even remember. that had a similar "...who?!" ending

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It seems the reason I couldn't remember who the killer was is because it was a total nobody character. #monsterdon

The credits font is so cheerful. I don’t like it.

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#monsterdon Sadly, with the landlord dead, and no written lease, the future of the wax museum is seriously in question.

I guess we can say that the wooden acting threw the wax figures into sharp relief? Not to mention a plot that could have been an email. Still, I did enjoy watching with everyone!

Thank you for hosting as always, @Taweret. And thank you everyone else for all the commenting fun. Have a great week!

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So...
Who was the killer?
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#monsterdon That was a very silly cockney vase you bitch! ;)

A horror film cannot afford to make a murder boring. This one did it three times in a row. Alas.

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So who was the murderer?

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After that crappy last act, this movie can go fuck off into the wax pit. Thanks @Taweret and co for the fun, and everyone go watch something nicer. You deserve it.

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This closing music doesn't exactly scream "horror" so much as "the end of an episode of Lassie" #Monsterdon

There was no monster and we fucked off into a vat of boiling wax.
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Y’all, the real murderer is a character I literally forgot was in the movie! 🫣

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OMG the credits over the murder-wax-mannequins is absolutely peak Monsterdon

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Okay that's weird music to go out on over a statue of the killer rekilling the first victim.
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Without seeing the whole probate process play out, I just can't accept the film as complete.

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WUT #Monsterdon

it was not audacious. nothing about this movie was audacious. boring at best, needlessly annoying and ableist at worst. justice for Mell, justice for Karkov.

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"And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids".

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Now that both heirs have died, the old woman conveniently does inherit everything.
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@allanb

yes but could read lips

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don't mention a _good_ story in your _shitty_ story

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You could wheel the wax figure behind the curtain and take its place, or you could, y'know, hide behind the curtain

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too much explanation there is not gonna be any terror left at all

Wait!

This is a murder mystery?

WTAF?

I wanted TERROR! At the wax museum!

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Thanks, @cherizilla.

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And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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@crowbriarhexe Axes go in the wall, I'm afraid it's non-negotiable

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now that's some lame fight, but at least something is finally happening here.
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OH. They're doing a mission impossible. #Monsterdon

did they just PAN UP instead of showing us the face of the actual murderer!?!?!? this movie fails. boo.

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Stabbed!
Right in the rotunda!

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Now the wax is latex. Neat!
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It's Peter Parker!

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TWO Jack the Rippers! I can't tell which one to shoot #Monsterdon

“Give me that pistol, it needs a steadier hand”

Immediately passes out

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Death from above! #Monsterdon

It needs a steadier hand.
:: passes out ::
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THIS WORKSITE IS NOT OSHA APPROVED.

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KARKOVVVV NOOOOO!! :blobfoxscared:
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Sorry to have missed this #monsterdon bc we both love Elsa Lanchester and Ray Milland.

Mission Impossible: 1899 #Monsterdon

oh no! AND karkov! this movie is losing points rapidly.

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Oh damn, Karkov got Karclocked #Monsterdon

JUSTICE FOR KARKOV
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Wait a second. Just wait a fucking second.

The guy ive been calling Temu Michael Palin is actually named Michael?

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I forgot about the wax tbh

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and now we're giving Julia the gun??? wow no thank you.

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#monsterdon The girl who everyone suspects of sleep-walking has a gun now. So that's all right.

No lady! All Bobbies Are bastards!
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you could have made a movie where wax figures come to life and kill people. it was RIGHT THERE and you were like no lets make a movie where people bicker about real estate and the wax figures don't do anything

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I wish this would promptly turn into one of those 80s films where, after all their petty drama, everyone just gets wiped out by a nuke

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@Lazarou We can only hope.
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Ok, so why is the london cop shop called "Scotland Yard"?

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"Cops can't carry guns, so here, civilian." #Monsterdon

So far, there's 1% of terror and 99% wax museum.

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There really should have been waxwork figures of Frankenstein's monster and The Bride #Monsterdon

the fortune's in the bottom of the wax boiler innit?

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What if Karkov is the Verbal Kint of this movie?

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Julia Hawthorn is calling into question the ethics of the British Postal Service. They're gonna kick her ass. #Monsterdon

ooooh sick will burn

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Should the divination had hexagrams?

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@Lazarou Should we? 😭

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That's right, Madame Yang. Never trust the cops. That's her story and she's sticking to it. #Monsterdon #TerrorInTheWaxMuseum 👹🍿🎥

Get a warrant, copper.

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So, he paid the dragonlady to put him on a good word.
grosse
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I do like a cop who's not afraid to bribe a criminal informant #Monsterdon

"Someone from beyond the grave is attempting to contact you"... about your cars extended warranty #Monsterdon

Those sticks completely shifted between shots.

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Meg's in grave danger

BUT NOT WAX DANGER

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what in the filler is this scene

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That restaurant seems far too contemporary.

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@Lazarou

"Could you ask the Dragon Lady to bring us two pints of Watney's Red Barrel and some poppadoms?"

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"I'll just order some chips please, ta"

the most boring person on a night to a Chinese restaurant

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Oh no racist food humor. And bad racist soundtrack? Is that a slide whistle?
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The dragon lady just served you your noodles bitch

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My gosh, 20 more minutes of this?
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welp here's your casual racism

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