This woman gets an A+ in baby coaching, no notes #Monsterdon

EAT THE BABY! #monsterdon #tentacles

The octopus is a purse snatcher! #Monsterdon

kid, i don't believe mommy's buying you anything for your birthday. sorry. #monsterdon

oh this is an Assonitis film? #monsterdon

Do the keys! Do the keys! #Monsterdon

Love three-string guitar plucking to set the tone for the baby with the rattle. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a load bearing hi-hat in the intro music. I think they spent all the soundtrack money on the best hi-hat on the whole continent and couldn't afford a mixing board.

@Taweret i noticed this when i was scrubbing through a few versions so i made sure to add captions to @monsterdon lol
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Camera in the water! It's going to be a snorkeling fake-out of course.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

Not the baby!! #Monsterdon #Tentacles

okay i would listen to more of that jazzy intro music with the cool synth lead #Monsterdon

This baby buggy traumatized me as a kid. #monsterdon #Tentacles

When LA used to be safe and clean?

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#Monsterdon
Right in the first scene, we get baby scare scene tension.

Ominous synthesizer hit with shot of baby in buggy. OH NO IS THE BABY DOOMED

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oh wait. maybe i have seen this before? i've seen this opening scene at least #monsterdon

#Monsterdon A Big Yellow Taxi and a lot of CB chatter. Kids, CB was what came before cellphones…

Listen, just say random words!!!!!
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white pants? in a tentacles movie? #monsterdon

[snaps fingers]

#monsterdon #Tentacles

In the 70s, this is music #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

I'm liking the background music. maybe it's just gonna be lo-fi beats to cruise to. #monsterdon

these voices could be saying literally anything and i wouldn't know

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actually the all vibes intro i needed just waking up from a nap #monsterdon

These will be some star-studded tentacles #monsterdon

We're off to a very slow start so by the law of Conservation of Stuff Happening I expect to get very serious action later.

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That's one filthy radio

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Susan just abandons her baby...

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Yacht race, fuck yeah!!
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many typefaces died in the making of this movie
#monsterdon #Tentacles

August 21st? Crap, we're three days early! #monsterdon

She just left her baby?
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

all these cb voices are adults in the charlie brown universe

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OH GOD NOT ASSONITIS Doctor will I live? #monsterdon #tentacles

I read an interview where John Huston said this was the best movie he had ever been a part of. #Monsterdon

welcome to the world's quietest cab #monsterdon

@trixter He's as embarrassed as any of us. #monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon #Tentacles Font!

#Monsterdon We are starting off in the sea, which is very promising.

"This is patrol 772, we have a ten niner, octopod in progress" #Monsterdon

@fluffy same #monsterdon

The intro so far makes me think this is going to be a buddy cab driver movie and I dig it.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

Working title ... "Ominous Taxi Along The Beach"

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This intro music is mood! Very 70s- dig it!

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That looks a lot like the childen's cove at La Jolla!
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Copy that rubber duck what's your 10/20? #monsterdon #Tentacles

TENTACLES
in the 1970s-ist font available to mankind.
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SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY Henry Fonda.
#monsterdon #tentacles

Yacht race? Oh, so, white, then.

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man they managed to make a CB radio look like an antique in the _70s_

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Samuel Z. Arkoff. Oh man are we in trouble. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@paco Do you end the #Monsterdon watch experience by pressing the "fuck off into the sea" button?

Omg. Tentacles is the taxi driver!
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#TentaclesLikeHeracles

garbled incomprehensible radio chatter

good start

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It is NEVER a good sign when a movie is presented by Samuel Z. Arkoff.

Or, alternately, it's a GREAT sign if what you want is "severely crappy movie".

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cab number 404 can't be found. #monsterdon

I hope this radio chatter isn't plot-relevant because I am unable to understand it at all

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Help. I've got A S S O N I T I S #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

Oh no! the cab is 404!

#monsterdon
#Tentacles

I have a feeling this is going to be the greatest episode of #Monsterdon ever.

#Monsterdon let's goooooooo

SAMUEL Z ARKOFF ALERT

BRACE BRACE BRACE

#monsterdon #Tentacles

@trixter Oh no. Are we going to be edging the #Tentacle hentai folks. Sorry ecchi lovers, but we are just visiting with some murder tentacles instead of consentacles.
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They could only afford Henry Fonda for a “special appearance.” #Monsterdon

Aw man, Z. Arkoff again #Monsterdon

ah, download finished just in time for #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch is on duty!

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!!!!!! 🐙

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!! #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

🐙 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🐙

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon