Serious props for the actual diving bell. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon We have us some deep down divers, time for divers alarums and excursions.

#monsterdon Aquariums shouldn't exist.

TWO whole measures of Ominous Harpsichord.

This crunch is going to be MUCH more crunchy.

#Monsterdon

Corey knew something was shady. #monsterdon

OK folks, we have 2 humans in the water! It's a chance for a two-fer. #Monsterdon

@amyfou I feel like we may never know

#Monsterdon

Sitar JAWS

#MONsterdon

"...And turn the harpsichord off before you exit the bell!" #Monsterdon

oh hey it's the humming sound I hear when I put my head down on my couch, not ominous at all

#monsterdon

I appreciate the harpsichord riff to remind the audience sumthin's a brewin' #Monsterdon

Are these what submarines look like? #monsterdon

Oooh! We got a full arpeggio that time! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Hey Henry Fonda, you look like a pretty affluent guy, you got a yacht around here somewhere?"

A horny sister in epic PJs reminiscing with her brother about their dead parents. Sexy music when orcas appear. Harpsichord tentacle attacks.

Italian cinema is 🔥

#Monsterdon

they're...deploying the Trojan tube. #monsterdon

"...pressure, pressing down on me, pressing down on you..."

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@yogajedi yeah, I wouldn't search anything from this one, even if you think you might be into it! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

He just said "Go down to Mexico with those 3 broads."

Company is named Trojan. No way there’s a dangerous secret inside. #Monsterdon #Tentacles

Who was Corey?

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@apLundell IMDB says California coast #monsterdon

@trixter are orcas gonna solve those? i'm for it. #monsterdon

Where is their Xbox controller for their sub?

#monsterdon

@jonny I downloaded my copy from you so maybe the audio is just bad somehow but yeah subtitles would help #monsterdon

@jonny Normal 1977 sound IIRC

#Monsterdon

It's a Trojan submersible. You just know it's protected. #monsterdon #Tentacles

My theory: the orcas are in cahoots with the octopus and they're gonna Blackfish the scientist's ass #monsterdon

@paco replyguy: the movie

#Monsterdon

Where is this supposed to be set anyway? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Mysteries of the Sea. Like what Trojan is doing down there.

Heh Trojan #monsterdon

@ramsey Agreed, though I'd like to see them get together with the octopus and wreak some havoc on these people

#Monsterdon

back to harpsichord time #monsterdon

They dropped from 16 to 19 fathoms, but the cliff behind them moved about three feet.
#monsterdon

It’s a very large Trojan. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon These are pretty serious tests for condoms, don't you think?

so serious question what's the deal with the dialogue in this movie could they not afford any microphones #monsterdon

this cast was assembled from the leftover scraps of other 70s b movies

#monsterdon

Oh, they took the USS Gorgo out, nice #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Orca's Theme from TENTACLES"

FREE WILLY #Monsterdon #tentacles

“Some of the mysteries of the sea that we don’t even know about yet.”

Poetry.

#Monsterdon

@phoutz

Human sized Jolly Ranchers.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@strangefour That was also a heck of a gaze shot of the orca trainer.
#monsterdon #tentacles

look I keep thinking Ned Turner is Leonard Nimoy and I DON'T KNOW WHY #monsterdon

@bunnyhero #FreeWilly #Monsterdon

oh, so gandalf kolchak's crush already has a girl. no wonder he seems to depressed. that's a tough life, sir. #monsterdon

I really hope these orcas are the heroes of this film! #Monsterdon

Wonder whether the Orcas are male or female for Bechdel purposes #monsterdon

So not Southern California.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

fun fact: Henry Fonda would later revisit the theme of nautical horror in On Golden Pond (1981) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon BLACK FISH

her great granddaughters are sinking yachts over this shit lmfao

You know it's the 70s when the orca trainer is wearing nothing but jorts

#Monsterdon

@socketwench All the servers are connected by a series of tentacles....

#Monsterdon

Man, these actors must have all been high when they accepted this script, of maybe there was some extortion involved. I guess they were just trying to ride the Jaws hype. Badly

#Monsterdon

..."some of the mysteries confronting MY community."
The gay community, you mean?
#monsterdon #tentacles

You can unlock some of my mysteries if you know what I mean. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@trixter Hopefully gay. Or he's getting up to some step-sister antics.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

your community as in

the animated wizard community?

#monsterdon #Tentacles

@blue must be a marrow escape! --dad #DontBeKoi #Monsterdon

#WhaleSynth :funkwhale: 🐳

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

I'm sorry but I refuse to accept Bo Hopkins in a movie without his cowboy hat on #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Is the Orca to play the role of hero or victim? The tension rises. Sinks. Whatever.

If Boomhauer were a marine animal trainer

#monsterdon

@trixter i was wondering if it was the dolphins he was staring at with such interest, or... #monsterdon

wait is that character named "will"? why are there so many williams in this #monsterdon

This weird mystical anthropomorphizing ocean stuff in the 70s was so bizarre #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

Monstrous and infernal #Monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

whale-inflected synth vibes! #monsterdon

"Monstrous", you say!?

Monstrous like some sort of federated, co-watching horror movie event? :blobthinkingsmirk:

#monsterdon

I’m waiting for Kirk and Spock to show up. #Monsterdon

#PeakJorts #Monsterdon

It's a Free Willy prequel #Monsterdon

That was quite the look. Houston is either WAY into the guy feeding the Orca OR the Orca. #monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon something monstrous and infernal and badass and hip, unnervingly hip

oh that's not a siren that's THE MUSIC #monsterdon

...So Gandalf Kolchak is gay, right?
#monsterdon #tentacles

okay wait maybe I'm on team jortsman instead of team nightgownman

#Monsterdon

Henry Fonda strolling into this film like a Columbo villain. #monsterdon

Free Willy! #monsterdon

#monsterdon the octopus removed the marrow? must be a hipster foodie

relationship goals, throws fish down my throat and affectionately pats my tongue gf #monsterdon

Oh, so this is a Free Willy prequel?

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon "monstrous and infernal"

Will the killer whale save the day? #monsterdon

Chekhov's Orca

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

hell yeah jorts spotted
#monsterdon #Tentacles

@liferstate Well they used to be neRds but the pirates used all the RRR s (shutup Jimmy, that makes sense) #Monsterdon

Curious about when the movie is going to start

#Monsterdon

@grumpasaurus respect TBH

#Monsterdon

I've heard whale song, but this the first time I've heard whale scream

#monsterdon
#Tentacles

Chekhov's Orca #monsterdon #Tentacles

Trojan seems like an entirely normal and above board company nothing weird at all #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Octopus sucked the marrow from his bones? Do they DO that?

So I’m guessing the cephalopod is anti-capitalist or something #Monsterdon #tentacles

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Huston and I crying tears of joy at Mike's Daisy Dukes.

Turner really loves his striped shirts

#Monsterdon

Orca? I thought we was watching Tentcules. Is this movie going to end on an iceberg?
#Monsterdon #Tentacles