He’s eager to leave because Klaatu approaches. #Monsterdon

The Venusian ran so weird that he died. What an ending.

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Now to wait to find out how bad the military / police messed up this movie in, oh, about 30 minutes.

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I'm pretty sure they should have learned the concept of theft from watching the telly, and he just left his only technological artifact in his room? Sloppy.

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@Taweret It's the carbon monoxide #monsterdon

They're all driving in circles around that truck, so it looks like they have more vehicles.

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Venusians have poor stamina stats.#monsterdon

Great shot of THE UNDERSIDE OF A TRUCK, DIPSHIT #Monsterdon

Truck 493 where are you?

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so the military stole his tissue dictionary? #monsterdon

meanwhile in murkytown

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So no advanced car stopping tech, eh? #monsterdon

The soundtrack has two settings, OFF and SOAP OPERA #Monsterdon

ah shit, how are we gonna explain this one. lost our first Venusian chasin’ a car #monsterdon

On Venus, they run very goofy. #monsterdon

"Sorry, it's just a species trait of our that we chase cars. Not unlike your Earth dogs." #Monsterdon

Oh for crying out loud, man from Venus. CARRY YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET.

Don't just leave it in a rented room! Why would you do that? #monsterdon

#monsterdon LOOOOOL

oh the venusian caught the car and how he's sad

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"what is it?"
is it... something about to actually happen!?!?!? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Susan

is it.. is it.. is it.. a THIRD LOCATION?!

never go to the third location!

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@djg yyeaaahhhhhh! Orion baby! #monsterdon

Oh no. Something’s wrong! Now we have to wait to find out.

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That sounds an awful lot like death, just with less cleanup #Monsterdon

"...you simply cease to exist, bereft of life, resting in peace, kicking the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed your last, gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky"

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"Come Earth woman, let me show you what my Species calls 'love'"

and he just whips his very human penis out

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...and then they turned into lizards and mated #monsterdon #thestrangerfromvenus

jesus how many arpeggios are is this string section gonna do?

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#Monsterdon So, they also kiss on Venus? That's an amazing coincidence.

Can you read my thoughts, hot Venusian man meat!!! #monsterdon

@paco OMG LOL

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#monsterdon Damn alien getting all preachy about our planet's failings. Cut us some slack. We are devolving, for God's sake! #StrangerFromVenus

#monsterdon The venusians kiss like humans!

"Death is simple. Comedy, that's hard."

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He grabbed her face like he was going to steal her teeth. #Monsterdon

that Venusian rizz. #monsterdon

When you chase a car like that you're supposed to bark, didn't anyone tell you that? #monsterdon

@starkraving666 Monsieur! I must poop!

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I will kiss the boy from venus - for science!

#tmbg #monsterdon

@strangefour honestly would rather be watching superman 4 right now #monsterdon

Susan's actress sounds so much like Kate Mulgrew in places

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ofc she's there. there's only two places. the pond and the pub

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No concept of personal space on Venus. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Venusian kiss!

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Wow guy really can't read women's minds. This is like the opposite of that Mel Gibson movie "What Women Want" #monsterdon #thestrangerfromvenus

"I didn't know you were here."

I forgot I was psychic again. #Monsterdon

oh don't come to me with this attempt at landing the romantic plot that woman's only dialogue has been drink orders #monsterdon

there are only like 20 minutes left in this movie, are we taking bets on whether anything will actually happen? #monsterdon

And now for something completely different...a romantic interlude under a tree

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Venus guy speaks the language of LUV #monsterdon

Wait. This is just the plot of Superman 4: the Quest for Peace. In the broadest most boring and British way possible.
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Fancy meeting you here. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

@moira WELL FORGET ABOUT IT #Monsterdon

If he can read minds why didn't he know she was there #monsterdon #thestrangerfromvenus

“You are not going to be told these things! You are not ready for it!”

“Sir… this is a Wendy’s.”

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the day the plot stood still #monsterdon

“We’ll forget it!”
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Meanwhile, back at the BRANCH #Monsterdon

that was some Ed Wood-grade dialogue right there from our venusian, i think it deserved a round of applause

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oh yes, a warning about a problem many years in the future, world leaders always take that line of thinking seriously #monsterdon

"...well, fugettaboutit!"

And with that, it was revealed that the Venusian was actually from Jersey.

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NO space travel FOR YOU!

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Oh the old planet Marduk nuked itself and became the asteroid belt Sci-Fi story. A classic of some weird old novels.
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Stranger is trying browbeating as a diplomatic technique.

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He forgot he could read thoughts again. #Monsterdon

This explanation of the dangers of nukes has got to be tailor made for the rubes of earth. Or perhaps the writers didn’t understand physics. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

They spoke for 10 minutes and he’s calling it a day? Venusians are surprisingly lazy. #Monsterdon

@srol 50 hydrogen bombs in one place might do that even without altering the orbit 😬

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the thing the venusians are worried about is that earth will start scooting its orbit around a little bit. that's the main conflict in the movie. and they are setting up the rest of the movie to just be them saying 'hey don't do that' when the leaders arrive. who greenlit this #monsterdon

yes, i have no further questions for the alien i just met. i have things to do today

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@amyfou They *are* carbon neutral #monsterdon

@moira Came in late, but I see it too. Also, I'm a little surprised by the farmhouse meeting site. It's like the farmhouse in *Christmas in Connecticut*! #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Whoever wrote this had a child's understanding of law and politics.

Sure, we'll just outlaw nuclear war! Surely enforcing that law won't cause more damage than the war itself! #Monsterdon

"We talked for 4 minutes! I am all talked out!" - Venusian on a mission

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"you can keep your nuclear power just BE CAREFUL OKAY" lol ok lib #monsterdon

@strangefour Fair tho
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Man from Venus played a campy vampire last week. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Genuine question, wouldn't altering the orbit of Earth even a small amount result in the death of every living thing on it? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Where's Albert Einstein?

@apLundell They got sick of their pulse being taken every time #monsterdon

@wohali YES a giant shower of ping pong balls on EVERYBODY

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"Your science is good, but you have tiny tiny stunted emotional minds."
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#monsterdon The asteroid belt was a planet with nuclear bomb capable civilization!! This is a fun plot point!

🚨 HE SAID STAR WARS 🚨

It may have been "start wars"

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I wonder what's happened to the pub's regular customers.

Is there a sign on the door "Sorry closed because of man from Venus"?

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"...in short, your weebles will wobble, and the whole solar system will fall down!"

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And by elder brother we mean you also get noogies. #monsterdon

Ha - the Venusians DO believe that man is the real monster!

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They're guys. Of course we all know what they're probably thinking #monsterdon

The Brits don't even mother to get a representative from any other nation. I bet they don't even have an Irishman in the pub.
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All these government officials have hopped on the No Name Bandwagon

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The Venusian was expecting at least a zoom call with the world leaders, come on guys! #monsterdon

captain kangaroo?!

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Was that a Star Wars reference? #Monsterdon

We hereby convene the bowler of the month club. #monsterdon

The mustache is a scientific achievement. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

@ricci Just right in the middle of an old pub. #monsterdon

we really couldn't rent a conference room somewhere to film this scene? really?

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this film was retitled "danger primates from the third planet" on venus

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