ha ha ha ha DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #Monsterdon

you were ramping up to alien invasion energy and then choked the life out of it by literally showing someone say "yes" over and over on the phone while someone else prays. what are you DOING out there #monsterdon

No counting the field and the stock footage, how many sets does this movie have? Two? #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

A highly advanced alien pager #monsterdon

"Oh holy potted plant, save us in our hour of need..." #Monsterdon

This unknown metal sounds cool. Maybe we could see that and not two guys in a tent.

It’s not even a convincing tent.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Doc's lost it.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

LOL oops the Archive.org copy of the movie is missing like 8 minutes apparently.

Abrupt ending I expected, but that was probably better than the one we were building up to

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That dude knows his stuff

"Yep," he laughs. "Oh dear oh dear. I'm _so_ drunk."

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

The only possible thing that could make this worth watching is if everyone dies.

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

"Oh well. Now I would like to save millions of people but that would require betraying the British empire. And I just can't stand for that."
#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Yes, pray to the light fixture.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Why is she talking to the furniture #monsterdon #thestrangerfromvenus

"I'm not sure we're doing the right thing," is one of those sentences you can make the caption of any New Yorker cartoon and it will be funny #Monsterdon

throw switch, towers .... fall down. great work team everybody take five

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

@Lazarou WE conquer nations by inflicting incomprehensible games that only a pasty white man can win. Leave us now or we shall sport you a second time! #monsterdon

@srol It's like thousands of cuckoo clocks cried out and were silenced

#monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

this operation's been carefully planned... over the course of two whole days. what could go wrong? #monsterdon

Oh, look, they just discovered unknownium!

#Monsterdon

Dr. Meinhard, you're drunk, go home #monsterdon

so those curb poles are... magnets?

#monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

why would they land on that thing that you built that's surrounded by soldiers? how stupid do you think they are?

#monsterdon

i refuse to believe that anything involved with any part of this was carefully planned

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

Boy, since they listen to the radio couldn’t he get a radio to warn the ship of the impending doom?
Would tie in nicely with the whole, we are watching you speech.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Exerted himself too much in Earth's polluted atmosphere? #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

"...it seems to be a metal totally unknown to us"
"The Venusian said that when it buzzes our meal will be ready."

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

They're building the world's first magnetic steeplechase #Monsterdon

like that is classic humans, after being told for like 2 minutes using silverware as props that they use magnets somehow, they decide they know enough to try and capture a completely unknown but highly sophisticated apex species from another planet. if they have the last 5 minutes just be an all out SFX barrage of the humans trying and failing to wrangle a flying saucer i wouldn't mind that at all. #monsterdon

The British are the evil aliens trying to abusing a foreign culture and people? I'm shocked! Shocked I say!... well not that shocked.
#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

He threatened them with an ozone hole.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

This movie has the biggest Lost Skeleton of Cadavera energy of any movie we've done so far. #monsterdon

Those clocks on the wall all have different times.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

they stole his space walkman and now shit is going down

#Monsterdon
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#monsterdon It's pure evil

"Oh ho ho I'm a big plummy bastard everything'll be fine ho ho ho" #Monsterdon

My mom, after angry alien rant: "You're in deep doo-doo now, dickhead!"

#monsterdon

@neia I suspect Tripadvisor is behind this somehow #monsterdon

I mean, focused sun attack is genuinely threatening...

but this film is wayyyyyyy too much "tell, don't show"

#monsterdon

But ze problem with a doomsday machine is that it's no good if you don't TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. Why didn't you TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT?!

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

just this pub?? #monsterdon

oh hell yeah they're going to incinerate england

#monsterdon

And by peaceful we mean forcibly detaining your superiors. #monsterdon

If only Eagle Eye Cherry’s Save Tonight would start playing. #monsterdon

"...on Venus, we call this technique hot boxing."

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Suddenly a military night scene from a lesser kaiju movie?
#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

#monsterdon 😶‍🌫️

Don't try to steal my ride. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

"No one intends any harm!"

And so it's impossible for this to go hysterically wrong! #Monsterdon

no one intends any harm to that craft, we're just gonna capture it and keep it here against its will, no problem. #monsterdon

trying to steal the spaceship is the best reaction to alien visitors you could do basically #monsterdon

why would you tell the alien your plan to capture his ship?

#monsterdon

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

ugh, old-style night-filters #monsterdon

the movie is like when i have an accidentally long nap and have a hard time waking up #Monsterdon

ok i didn't see this twist coming, this has potential #monsterdon

I don't think we're going to see this space craft, I don't think it's one of those movies....with special effects.

#monsterdon

"And we will inflict blistering scorn on your beer!" #monsterdon

aw cmon alien, you couldn't catch a car? so much for cool powers #monsterdon

oh oh the movie is trying to get going now, here it comes. with 12 minutes left. and it's still a bit of a lurch along #Monsterdon

wait. hold up

is

are we doing something?

is someone in this movie doing something?

#monsterdon

DAMN THE COPS!
#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

venusian guy passed out cuz someone stole his smart phone. now am wondering if it was an android or a iphone.

#monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

are they gonna surround the town and nuke it now? not that i'm objecting, mind you. #monsterdon

Are these supposed to be day-for-night shots, or just badly underexposed day shots?

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

This will be a day long remembered! #monsterdon

@Taweret yeah and then now somehow we are at war in a field #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo He lived as he died, like Forrest Gump. #Monsterdon

@moira It's hilarious that Patricia Neal was in both that and *The Day The Earth Stood Still*. #Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

So, he said in her face this is a one night stand? Quite cocky Venusian.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Coolio

Ah, with a whopping 13 minutes left to go in this movie, an action with consequences for the "plot" has happened.

Good, I'm sure it will evolve naturally and not be a rushed mess into an abrupt ending

#Monsterdon

He’s eager to leave because Klaatu approaches. #Monsterdon

The Venusian ran so weird that he died. What an ending.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

Now to wait to find out how bad the military / police messed up this movie in, oh, about 30 minutes.

#Monsterdon

I'm pretty sure they should have learned the concept of theft from watching the telly, and he just left his only technological artifact in his room? Sloppy.

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

@Taweret It's the carbon monoxide #monsterdon

They're all driving in circles around that truck, so it looks like they have more vehicles.

#monsterdon

Venusians have poor stamina stats.#monsterdon

Great shot of THE UNDERSIDE OF A TRUCK, DIPSHIT #Monsterdon

Truck 493 where are you?

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

so the military stole his tissue dictionary? #monsterdon

meanwhile in murkytown

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So no advanced car stopping tech, eh? #monsterdon

The soundtrack has two settings, OFF and SOAP OPERA #Monsterdon

ah shit, how are we gonna explain this one. lost our first Venusian chasin’ a car #monsterdon

On Venus, they run very goofy. #monsterdon

"Sorry, it's just a species trait of our that we chase cars. Not unlike your Earth dogs." #Monsterdon

Oh for crying out loud, man from Venus. CARRY YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET.

Don't just leave it in a rented room! Why would you do that? #monsterdon

#monsterdon LOOOOOL

oh the venusian caught the car and how he's sad

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"what is it?"
is it... something about to actually happen!?!?!? #monsterdon

is it.. is it.. is it.. a THIRD LOCATION?!

never go to the third location!

#Monsterdon
#StrangerFromVenus

#monsterdon Susan

@djg yyeaaahhhhhh! Orion baby! #monsterdon

Oh no. Something’s wrong! Now we have to wait to find out.

#Monsterdon

That sounds an awful lot like death, just with less cleanup #Monsterdon

"...you simply cease to exist, bereft of life, resting in peace, kicking the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed your last, gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky"

#Monsterdon #StrangerFromVenus

"Come Earth woman, let me show you what my Species calls 'love'"

and he just whips his very human penis out

#monsterdon

...and then they turned into lizards and mated #monsterdon #thestrangerfromvenus