"Now Rocky, make sure you don't kick Bob too hard, the costume's not built that well. Gentle kicks, Rocky, gentle." #Monsterdon
I would have more respect for this movie if Karen just swam away during the jellyfish transformation sequence.
THIS A FIGHT OR A DANCE
DO SOMETHIN'
jellyfish monster transformation sequence:
1. electrify the jellyfish tank
2. stick your hands in it
3. get your face covered in cum, somehow
4. ???
5. turn into jellyfish monster (aka diver with airbag on head).
Rocky Hardpecs to the rescue! #Monsterdon
NOW? they chose NOW to have the orchestra go completely silent???? #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I've heard of suffocating for the art but that's OSHA violation
Actual howls of laughter at the big monster reveal!
PASTAFARIAN. I said PASTAFARIAN.
Eegone, whey they said "DO the jellyfish", they didn't mean literally....
Egon gon' get jellied
"Look at them Karen, more than twenty inches across" that must make buying pants difficult #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath #StingOfDeath1966
So how do you like my cave decor? The theme is skulls
Egon is an injel.
Involuntarily Jellyfish-monster-man
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath
Guess you're just gonna have to become a billionaire, Egon
@diazona literally stuck in a swamp. I thought the underwater scene was slow! #MOnsterdon
And now, the tender Torgo theme. #Monsterdon
I think the monster could have been more realistic if it had giant knees.
Other film swamp boat usage.... #monsterdon
Congo player is going ham!
The bongo signifies the sense of urgency.
WHY IS EGON SUCH A CLOSE TALKER
One and a half arm lengths, Egon! Pay attention to the body language of the person you're speaking with, don't intrude on their personal space any more than they intrude into yours. Match eye contact. Stop sneaking up on people!
Also stop putting on a killer jellyfish suit and killing people, that might be a good change too
the monster is trying to relive mardi gras he didn't get enough beads and dangles for his ensemble
#Monsterdon
Soldering!! Yes...
"Why do I need this gun? I have the Sting of Death!"
#Monsterdon #StingofDeath
@gnomon I mean, we already know how the monster works. Egon has a suit that he drapes his weaponized jellyfish on.
#monsterdon The visual charm of reeded glass to help us appreciate the artistic fetish of the writer.
lol, this is not Hitchcock....
if you're gonna make the actress get naked at least shoot her in a flattering way
@apLundell This really does remind me of some of the houses my family used to rent on Lake Winnipesaukee that hadn't had a decor update since the 70s.
(someone please redub this peaceful SCUBA montage with Aquatic Ambiance from Donkey Kong Country for the SNES)
After the monster finally catches up to the girl who went outside to get ambushed, the remaining characters who stayed in the shack hear her scream and go back to their boat to find her. All that remains is her itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow... I mean... um... red polka dot bikini, which is stuck on some branch in the swamp.
We see some bubbles where we think she is and so we suit up to go dive after her.
Bold of the dad not to wear a shirt...
...oh no, scuba gear....here comes the tension destroying scuba scene.
OMG! Whyβd the doc take his shirt off?!
OH NO all those "kids" floatin' around dead with jelly fish. They're gonna ruin the property values of that beach!
"I left my poison sticks in the boat, BE RIGHT BACK!" And then the slowest action "chase" ever, & she died, ironically by a different venom!!! WOW, this is some deep-ass filmmaking.
Does watching this movie also cause poisoning effects? I'm going cold & numb.
Egon: βHelp, Donna! I wandered into a mess of cables while in this scuba gear, and I canβt get untangled.β
Props to the actress for stumbling around in an actual swamp like this...
Failing to outrun a guy wearing flippers is... something.
Cigarettes are deadly! Look out!
Weβre 45 minutes in, and I think thatβs the first cigarette weβve seen all movieβ¦in the 60s!
Eβs not hereβ¦ Eβs gone
Oh yeah, she's a goner...
"To shreds, you say?"
"I'll go out and work on the radio."
Was or was not the radio smashed to bits?? I could have sworn that was previously established. Then again, I suppose everything in this is a bit wobbly and amorphous.
This dinner party is giving me flashbacks to "Worst Movie of 2026", the notorious 'In The Year 2776'
"Obviously we'll have to start breeding to populate the new world" said the old man.
Let us dine in silence, in their memory...
One of the college boys was extra hurt by the monster, I guess the monster has jellyfish powers and infects you with jellyfish germs when he touches you. They load him on a boat with like 20 non-medical people to fuss over him while they rush him to the boat hospital.
And so they died amid all the deflated pool toys.
That's a gun
Help! Iβm being attacked by plastic bags! THE MICRO PLASTICS!
Not the floating grocery bags! Nooooooo!
I will be extremely disappointed if Igon turns out to be the monster all along.
"Don't you want Karen and the girls to come with you?"
"No, they'll be safe. We have guns."
Ah, yes, the same guns that kept the two kids writhing in pain safe? Good good, fine plan, excellent, please proceed.
Itβll be like a Scooby Doo cartoon at the end, when theyβll reveal the monster was the sheriff the whole time, and Egon was trying to catch him.
"Don't worry. They're ghost guns!"
I think I saw this plot in a Scooby Doo episode.
MONSTER PAW
Did Louise just get jellied in front of everyone? In the pool? That swimming pool right there with the limpid water and the light coloured paint job, against which a dark jellyfish man-monster stands out like a sore thumb?
That's two college kids stung to smitheroons ):
#monsterdon Excellent, finally a body count has really started. Good. Good. They won't dance again, and for that, we're all thankful. May they die in intense pain.
"I'm on vacation let's live!" IRONY!
Beware of he bleba-blaba-blob
too bad they didn't have destiny's child
Bootylicious would've been perfect for the this jellyfish and butts movie
this movie is like ten percent butt shots by screen time so far
I wonder what the jellyfish monster is up to right now
This must have been so awkward to film...
"I'm sorry about what happened earlier."
"Oh, they mean well..."
Do they? Do they really???
cool little vinyl player that
I definitely need more beer
Way to stand up for your coworker after the traumatizing event and after he already managed to extricate himself, Hoyt.
(Of course, we omniscient popcorn chompers all know that this cavalier disregard for care and respect will come back to haunt the doctor, who will find himself... Hoyt on his own pΓ©tard..?)
The college students decide to harass Igon and chase him away from the party because they're jerks, and he escapes one of those Florida fan boats. Both Karen and Stripe Shirt Guy condemn them for their cruelty, but they recover quickly from this condemnation and do a limo dance. around the swimming pool.
I'm sorry for the incident with egon, you know how us Chets get when we see a different kind of guy, it's in our nature #monsterdon
@Bluedepth oops, I believe I took a wrong turn somewhere lol
The good old days when we'd guzzle Miller High Life and share pickles
#monsterdon Egon had a chance to donkey punch a lot of crotches. He just the opportunity to taco and hoagie-roll punch all the filthy STI riddled Eloi, leaving them moaning in piles on the dock.
Silk shirts make men into monsters
This is more like something you'd see during recess in 2nd grade. #monsterdon
Oh yeah, the Frat Party can all die...
yes to lady butts
:D/-<
:D\-<
:D>-<
Egon bred our monster, I assume. By my book that qualifies him to be listed as the lead mad scientist in this mess.
Did somebody order a frat party?
They really like to cut loose. Footloose.
"I'd never hurt _you_, miss Karen."
Egon
We need to work on your rizz. There is
some room for improvement
The girls have gathered in the bathroom to brush their hair and hopefully add depth to their personalities. There is the Blonde one, the Blonder one and the Brunette one, the brunette one is named Karen and is the daughter of the headbump guy.
But alas, the scene ends and instead we retreat to the kitchen and then headbump guy tells us about all his 40s dance moves but not that the cops found a dead guy in the lake.
Dude, it's called personal space, Igon... ya know?
Beach Blanket Sting-O
#monsterdon Karen, I need to get into the water to be attacked, I can't dance, I have work to do, and Egon smells like Zebra Mussels.
The marine biologists think the dead guy's face looks like Portuguese man-o-war stings, the Portugese Man-o-War being a kind of jellyfish that unfortunately does not attack with a broadside of tiny cannons. Perhaps if they asked a terrestrial biologist their conclusion would be a tiger attack instead of a jellyfish attack.
The Igon character, who is the stupid sexy Igor character for this movie, thinks it was a giant jellyfish because he read the movie title.
"Always goin' on about jellyfish, just leave it alone Egon!"
Incidently doc, would you like to try on this hat? Please? #monsterdon
They keep treating Egon like he has some sort of intellectual disability.
#monsterdon Egon is the only person actually trying. Everyone else is bumbling through life.
Sooo... he got hickey'd to death?
@moira @CactuarJoe Water pigs, not to be confused with mantaees
"You'll have to forgive Egon, he has a habit of appearing suddenly."
He appears out of nowhere, and then a moment later, Egon again
This is a study of men who don't know how to hold themselves in a striped shirt