Sting of Death
Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

jellyfish monster transformation sequence:

1. electrify the jellyfish tank
2. stick your hands in it
3. get your face covered in cum, somehow
4. ???
5. turn into jellyfish monster (aka diver with airbag on head).

Terencio

Eegone, whey they said "DO the jellyfish", they didn't mean literally....

saucerlost

Guess you're just gonna have to become a billionaire, Egon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

WHY IS EGON SUCH A CLOSE TALKER

One and a half arm lengths, Egon! Pay attention to the body language of the person you're speaking with, don't intrude on their personal space any more than they intrude into yours. Match eye contact. Stop sneaking up on people!

Also stop putting on a killer jellyfish suit and killing people, that might be a good change too

MindTGap
MindTGap
MindTGap

the monster is trying to relive mardi gras he didn't get enough beads and dangles for his ensemble

Bluedepth

The visual charm of reeded glass to help us appreciate the artistic fetish of the writer.

Srol
Srol
srol@mellified.men

@apLundell This really does remind me of some of the houses my family used to rent on Lake Winnipesaukee that hadn't had a decor update since the 70s.

#monsterdon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

(someone please redub this peaceful SCUBA montage with Aquatic Ambiance from Donkey Kong Country for the SNES)

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

After the monster finally catches up to the girl who went outside to get ambushed, the remaining characters who stayed in the shack hear her scream and go back to their boat to find her. All that remains is her itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow... I mean... um... red polka dot bikini, which is stuck on some branch in the swamp.

We see some bubbles where we think she is and so we suit up to go dive after her.

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mdhughes@appdot.net

OH NO all those "kids" floatin' around dead with jelly fish. They're gonna ruin the property values of that beach!

"I left my poison sticks in the boat, BE RIGHT BACK!" And then the slowest action "chase" ever, & she died, ironically by a different venom!!! WOW, this is some deep-ass filmmaking.

Does watching this movie also cause poisoning effects? I'm going cold & numb.

#monsterdon #stingofdeath1966

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"I'll go out and work on the radio."

Was or was not the radio smashed to bits?? I could have sworn that was previously established. Then again, I suppose everything in this is a bit wobbly and amorphous.

Terencio

Let us dine in silence, in their memory...

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

One of the college boys was extra hurt by the monster, I guess the monster has jellyfish powers and infects you with jellyfish germs when he touches you. They load him on a boat with like 20 non-medical people to fuss over him while they rush him to the boat hospital.

saucerlost

Look! 🎈

Jellyfish! 🎈🎈🎈

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"Don't you want Karen and the girls to come with you?"

"No, they'll be safe. We have guns."

Ah, yes, the same guns that kept the two kids writhing in pain safe? Good good, fine plan, excellent, please proceed.

Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster

It’ll be like a Scooby Doo cartoon at the end, when they’ll reveal the monster was the sheriff the whole time, and Egon was trying to catch him.

#Monsterdon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

MONSTER PAW

Did Louise just get jellied in front of everyone? In the pool? That swimming pool right there with the limpid water and the light coloured paint job, against which a dark jellyfish man-monster stands out like a sore thumb?

That's two college kids stung to smitheroons ):

Bluedepth

Excellent, finally a body count has really started. Good. Good. They won't dance again, and for that, we're all thankful. May they die in intense pain.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

this movie is like ten percent butt shots by screen time so far

I wonder what the jellyfish monster is up to right now

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"I'm sorry about what happened earlier."

"Oh, they mean well..."

Do they? Do they really???

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Way to stand up for your coworker after the traumatizing event and after he already managed to extricate himself, Hoyt.

(Of course, we omniscient popcorn chompers all know that this cavalier disregard for care and respect will come back to haunt the doctor, who will find himself... Hoyt on his own pΓ©tard..?)

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The college students decide to harass Igon and chase him away from the party because they're jerks, and he escapes one of those Florida fan boats. Both Karen and Stripe Shirt Guy condemn them for their cruelty, but they recover quickly from this condemnation and do a limo dance. around the swimming pool.

saucerlost

The good old days when we'd guzzle Miller High Life and share pickles

Bluedepth

Egon had a chance to donkey punch a lot of crotches. He just the opportunity to taco and hoagie-roll punch all the filthy STI riddled Eloi, leaving them moaning in piles on the dock.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"I'd never hurt _you_, miss Karen."

Egon

We need to work on your rizz. There is

some room for improvement

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The girls have gathered in the bathroom to brush their hair and hopefully add depth to their personalities. There is the Blonde one, the Blonder one and the Brunette one, the brunette one is named Karen and is the daughter of the headbump guy.

But alas, the scene ends and instead we retreat to the kitchen and then headbump guy tells us about all his 40s dance moves but not that the cops found a dead guy in the lake.

Bluedepth

Karen, I need to get into the water to be attacked, I can't dance, I have work to do, and Egon smells like Zebra Mussels.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The marine biologists think the dead guy's face looks like Portuguese man-o-war stings, the Portugese Man-o-War being a kind of jellyfish that unfortunately does not attack with a broadside of tiny cannons. Perhaps if they asked a terrestrial biologist their conclusion would be a tiger attack instead of a jellyfish attack.

The Igon character, who is the stupid sexy Igor character for this movie, thinks it was a giant jellyfish because he read the movie title.

Bluedepth

Egon is the only person actually trying. Everyone else is bumbling through life.

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

"You'll have to forgive Egon, he has a habit of appearing suddenly."

He appears out of nowhere, and then a moment later, Egon again

saucerlost

This is a study of men who don't know how to hold themselves in a striped shirt