"Many underwater crew died to make this movie....but it was in International Waters so an apology is all the families get"

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ain't nobody ready for that jelly. as we fuck off into the swamp, thanks to @Taweret for hosting and everyone for joining and jellyfish for putting up with this slander.

(Stay tuned for store-brand jaws double feature if you want tho!)

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A movie with no redeeming qualities other than being very funny. I had a great time.

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"Maybe someday, someone will find an answer."

Certainly not in this movie.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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Okay, well. I guess that's over. Whoops, wait, had to change the boat out one last time! #Monsterdon

I have the exact same PTSD as Karen right now

maybe someone, some day, will find an answer to why i watched this...

oh right! it was to watch it with all you lovely people! :blobheartcat:

THank you for coming to #monsterdon ! Please thank our host @Taweret and our gracious trivia provider @JoeWynne and Ryan's stream @ryan if you partake!

Good night all...see you next week!

@xerozohar

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@CactuarJoe Load-bearing Jellyfish. They're a very good structural material.

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@Taweret kinda lay there on the beach?

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lol, Jellysfishman's bag exploded....messy...

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Wait, the fish tank is Jellyfishman's Achilles heel?

or did he just give up and die out of shame?

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so

wait

So the flare kills the jellyfish in the tank and... What? Is the metamorphosis maintained by some sort of psychic jellyfish link? #Monsterdon

this fight is like seeing middle age men fight in a pub car park after closing

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So anyway… welcome to Bikini Bottom

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The Shape of Water (2017)

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This is why they have to put those warnings on plastic bags now.

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PMOW of the Opera (1966)
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man you are still gorgeous, just go looking a bit further than this one island and you'll probably find someone who doesn't care about your eye looking slightly weird #monsterdon

Are there caves in the Everglades? I would’ve thought the geology was wrong for it, but I admit I know next to nothing about it

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So whaddya think, electrocuted on his machinery, or stung by his own jellyfish? #Monsterdon

I feel like this riveting fan boat chase sequence could have been made more riveting somehow.

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Where do we get to the part when James Bond shows up with Jane Seymour?

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The main innovation that the 1960s brought to movie soundtracks was the addition of the bongos to the traditional Victorian Snidely Whiplash villain music. #Monsterdon

are we going to see ALL of the Everglades?

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ffs Karen, just passing out because you're brain thought too much...

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#monsterdon The pathos and eros were so strong, it knocked her right out.

Head spot guy's head spot changes size in every scene. He should probably get a doctor to look at that.

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THRILL at the hot soldering action!

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These underwater scenes need more harpsichord.

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Wait, did the jellyfish monster leave tendrils on its victim in the shower that time??

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When we get the stats for this movie, I hope they include a Butts Per Minutes (BPM) measure.

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MONSTER PAW

...grabs her _mask_..? Not her SCUBA mouthpiece? Sure, OK, I guess. You're the professional jellyfish monster here, I'm not in a position to tell you how to do you your job

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#monsterdon The horn section is in the water, oh god, they'll run out of air, oh wait, someone with a tank, whew, that was a close one!

So… is the Prof’s melanoma going to be an important plot point? Chekhov’s melanoma?

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@secretlybatman

Understood.

I got stung by a Portugese man o'war in the Gulf of Mexico decades ago. Much worse than a Jellyfish. I realized just last week that that was one of the reasons I don't care for the ocean much. Others being that I burn easily and don't like sand. Getting into everything.

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I'm taking my shirt off, in solidarity.

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don't boost that you monsters #monsterdon

I think Twin Peaks did the “is it possible to fall in love after all that’s happened” scene better but to be fair Laura Palmer’s death was also associated with plastic bags.

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MONSTER PAW

The jellyfish monster stalks our innocent, clueless, oddly incautious heroine! It strides after her on dry land just exactly the way a jellyfish does not

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She’s not actually running from the monster. She’s running from the director, trying to escape this movie #Monsterdon

The Writer's Barely Concealed Crotch

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You know what? Credit where it's due, this movie is making the old doctor wear shorts at _least_ as bootylicious as those of the dancing girls.

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whatever is going on in this movie fucking whips #monsterdon

are those jellyfish or plastic bags of cocaine?!

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Florida man: Guns will fix this problem

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Her clothes are all synthetic, they'll dry off instantly anyways.

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dad you are disrupting the disco trance with your forehead knob #monsterdon

Absolutely welcoming the jellyfish monster to slaughter everyone at the pool

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The jella-jalla-jella

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_Another_ dance break? Didn't we have one of these about ninety seconds ago?

(These dancers do not look like they are having fun, especially in the low-angle shots.)

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This is painful, there are tits jiggling yet still I am uncomfortable

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YOU HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR TO THE CONGA LINE!

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Me at any social gathering

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Who need the Beatles? We've got Sedaka!

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If something’s moving in the shrubs in the Everglades, you should probably get out of there. It’s most likely an alligator.

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I don't like stripes anymore

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Egon is a bit of a close-talker

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I had to Google it. Yes, Portuguese man-of-war do was up on Florida beaches.

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domesticated jellyfish farms

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Egon might be a tentacle master
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Whom is giving me Torgo-vibes.Manos The Hands Of Fate!

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*casual misogyny

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Creepy island millionaire....run ladies, run!

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I like the cool little radio

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Think how many underwater crew they lost just filming that sequence?

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"Right there I knew I had to dominate the shark....sexually"

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if those are sacks of meat that van must really smell...

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*Drinks glass suspiciously

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these men need better social activities than drinking in bars with cops

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I'm still running the livestream of #Monsterdon double feature in the background. I must say, having a Wikki Watchee mermaid doing interpretive dance in a water tank at a bar is a new one.
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this bar feels like Mastodon

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fully onboard with Sharkman's agenda so far...

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I got 5 bingos, hubby got 4. We yelled BUTTS! a lot because that’s what you do. Thank you everyone and see you next week 🪼 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I like how this film instantly kicks off with some assholes getting chewed

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Y'know, we've seen worse. We've seen worse _this summer_. Plus it had the decency to be short.

So from Alpha Control that's another movie launched successfully into space, great work everyone, and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

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Watch as our hero, Benevolent Sexism Man, attacks the monster, Mr. Can’t-Wear-Condoms-Right, for the heart of our heroine, Lady She of the Hairbowls.

…with assistance from my cat, whose pawing at the screen and CONSTANTLY STEPPING ON THE KEYBOARD gives our two battlers a breather QUITE often.
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@diazona I am willing to believe that no planning was involved in this film.

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#monsterdon Thanks to @Taweret and @miru for a wonderful time! Goodnight everyone!

@apLundell I was going to guess "gotta be a real life injury that would screw up continuity"...
... but it was pretty much constant from the outset?

Maybe they figured it would heal at different rates throughout the movie, so if they leaned into it from the outset it would look intentional?

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I was pretty distracted so didn't give this movie my full attention, but i'm going to come back to it again becasue what i did see was awesome #monsterdon

We are told that the cave will explode now because of reasons. Having fallen over, the Jellyfish monster turns back into Egon, albeit covered with strawberry jelly. He seems to regret his evil murderous ways and Karen wants to take him back, but her boyfriend tells her that there is no time, perhaps because he doesn't want to compete with a jellyfish monster in the sack. The couple escapes and drives away with headspot on the fan boat. Then credits.

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And YET.
This was STILL not the worst #Monsterdon

well, that was terrible. i am going to sleep. God have mercy on everyone who stays for the after-feature by the same director at https://miru.miyaku.media

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♫ Jellyfiiiiish~ are freeeeeee~ ♪

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Why will this cave explode exactly?
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yeah Karen, just shut the hell up

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Gosh,. she really does like Egon, doesn't she? #monsterdon

"This place'll explode any minute!"

Jellyfish are explosive!? #Monsterdon

"Now Rocky, make sure you don't kick Bob too hard, the costume's not built that well. Gentle kicks, Rocky, gentle." #Monsterdon

I would have more respect for this movie if Karen just swam away during the jellyfish transformation sequence.

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THIS A FIGHT OR A DANCE
DO SOMETHIN'

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jellyfish monster transformation sequence:

1. electrify the jellyfish tank
2. stick your hands in it
3. get your face covered in cum, somehow
4. ???
5. turn into jellyfish monster (aka diver with airbag on head).

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Rocky Hardpecs to the rescue! #Monsterdon

NOW? they chose NOW to have the orchestra go completely silent???? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I've heard of suffocating for the art but that's OSHA violation

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Actual howls of laughter at the big monster reveal!

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PASTAFARIAN. I said PASTAFARIAN.

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Eegone, whey they said "DO the jellyfish", they didn't mean literally....

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Egon gon' get jellied

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