ah yes, the music break, put into movies specifically so i could catch up with the timeline.

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Oh, right, I forgot that basic human dignity is communism.
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The cameraman (and director) have a real fetish for butts.

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#monsterdon The women must not go into the water. There is no telling what the effect of all that AquaNet would have on the poor monster. I mean, the monster and Egon are the only ones anyone really cares about. The rest are Eloi meat.

Such a shame this dance never caught on...

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"We paid to the rights for this music, so we're damn well going to get every penny's worth out of the screentime for it."

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Homosexual sighting in the white shorts #Monsterdon

Its still going! 😭😭😭

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@Taweret So did the music.
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I can also tell how good (or bad) the movie is based on the feed speed.

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Well I bet they didn't play this tune when he popped his clogs at the start of the year...not one of this best...

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Is this Sting of Buts?
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You know this movie needs? More butts.

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@gblues It's not so unrealistic. As dumb as they are, they probably really are in college still.

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Neil Sedaka's auditory-only appearance.

The Jella-Jellyfish.

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I can always tell when #Monsterdon starts, because it becomes at least 80% of my feed.

Jellyfish theme! #Monsterdon

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~(￣▽￣~)

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#monsterdon I hope Neil Sedaka is ashamed of himself

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This song is FROM HELL.

This is a monkey song that mentions a jellyfish once.
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If you find yourself doing the monkey, you have made a mistake.

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something certainly is funky about this song.

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Oh no, the movie comes with its own dance. Please no.

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Or wait. Is this the Neil Sadaka song? OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE
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#monsterdon holy shit their shirts match, and they match the drapes

while typing: Baby Ruuuuth

#monsterdon I thought I saw something in the pool! Yeah, right over there! I can see it because water is transparent

...... what the fuck

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MORE DANCING!?

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Well that record player looks cool, so I guess the movie's not a total wash.

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:dinodance: :dinodance: :dinodance:

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You guys you can totally see him in that pool

OF COURSE THERE IS A DANCE

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Oh look, it’s the same footage from earlier

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No—you’re not bashful! #Monsterdon

Well, these boys ARE rude

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Uh movie. You could afford a Neil Sadaka. Could you not afford a monster suit designer? I can see his ankles!
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"I thought I saw something in the pool!"

"Aw, come on, all you need is more beer!"

Can we drown him in the shallow end? plesae?

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The monster is fine in the pool, hm

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Who are all these people supposed to be?

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Monster pool party! YESSSSSSSSSSS
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sorry about all my friends bullying Egon, I just ignored what was happening until too late even though I could've stopped them at any time while you were trying to from the start #monsterdon

Is Sting sensitive to Chlorine?

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Hey, monster's showing ankle. Hot <3

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This is Victor Hugo’s best work?
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@RachelThornSub They meant they wanted to throw Egon down a well, to live with the other trolls.

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Sorry, vertical stripes cannot pair up with horizontal stripes.

Vertical stripes and horizontal stripes? It’ll never work!

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The guy who just said "dance with the wenches"?

I don't think I've ever wanted a character in a movie to die quite as much as I want him to.

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They do not mean well as is true for frat kids in general

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This is why you wanna take the local train to margaritaville, not the express.

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"They mean well."

No they don't.

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I can only dream of someday affording an airboat like that. Boomers had it easy.

they don't mean well, they're just, well, mean

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I know they mean well, it's just that they don't

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I have a bad feeling about the survival of this group, because I’ve seen all of their hides turned into armchairs.
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These bullies mean well?! #monsterdon

Why are *you* sighing, Striped Shirt Guy? You don’t have to act in this scene across from…

…eww the movie made her kiss him

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This is a lot of stripes in one scene with his shirt, her shirt, and those curtains.

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"I know they mean well"!?!? #Monsterdon

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calling it.
RED SHIRT guy will get the most horrific death scene.

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They don't mean well!

Frat boys never change

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That's just it, they don't mean well.

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So, Karen. *WHY* are these shitheads your friends? #Monsterdon

@kshernandez Quick, Robin! To the Egon-mobile!

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Lets see now, the guys are all pirates and the girls are all witches. 'Cause the censors would let them use the other term.

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Drinking all the professor's beer. How rude!
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"Forget it"?? No, DON'T forget it, MFers!?!

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Grog? Oh gods that's a grognard. We are trapped in a frat party with the worst boomers.
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This dialog is so good I keep forgetting its a movie from the 60s.

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#monsterdon I think we're supposed to be imagining that the party-goers were all drunk?

They weren't really acting drunk, but they had beer with them.

I remember MY first beer.

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No wonder everyone needed a shit ton of drugs in the 60s if this is how the straights thought to party.

Is there not even a single man among them who knows how to have a good time?

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"We must partake of some grog!"

Oh yeah, that guy is TOTALLY a college student.

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Pirate guy needs to walk the plank

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Partake of grog, my fellow man.

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Must be a fraternity of non-traditional students.

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Fonz: Eyyy, taunting Egon is not cool.

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actually i can buy he's a grad student, he's the one who's been polishing lenses for 50 years

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Fuck you young people from the university.

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So, deep in the everglades Egon becomes the Jellyfish man?
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I want that dude's red shirt, and the swimsuit with the green and black panels (fun for when you're dancing the weird twist)

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It's Miller Time!! #Monsterdon

@xerozohar @CactuarJoe thirded.

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And now I can't hear the terrible sound mix of the movie over Sterling Archer's giant erection

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These look fun to drive.

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Swoon! To the orchestral strains of the Airboat Scene!

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We're all going to be rooting for the monster, aren't we?

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And now.. sad reflective air boating.

Did the soundtrack just fuck up and play the wrong song between scene transitions for a few seconds?
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These idiots are making me ashamed to be white right now.

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I mean with this many people that means like a good 2/3 of them gonna get killed so that's something to look forward to.

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@CactuarJoe seconded

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I love the party scene. It’s all butts, and the whitest, brightest, most Colgate teeth.

People are laughing at jokes never told, hahaha, behold me, I’m so happy.

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I don't think there's a man in this crowd below the age of 28. #monsterdon

Did any group of adults in the 1960s actually behave that way around someone who had some kind of disability? Some 30 people gather around him like that?

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Wow. They invited all the assholes they could find, didn't they.

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