@Taweret Yes.
That is Sting of Death in a nut shell.
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"They'll be safe here. We've got guns."

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Do they ever show the top of the monster? I bet it's BAD if they do. #monsterdon

“Karen, get my medical kit from the cabana!”

Oh, now you’re a pathologist and not a biologist?

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It's all fun and games until someone gets repeatedly stung by a giant man o'war. #Monsterdon

Actress clearly hired for her screaming talent...

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Y'know, the wound makeup on the guy isn't that bad.

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Unregulated chemical peels claim more victims #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's Jelloman! #Monsterdon #SringOfDeath1966

@70sgayspaceangel Paint it blue, wait for algae to bloom.

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Who's laughing now, laughing boy? #Monsterdon

Why must I sting everything I don’t understand?

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More like Sing of Death, amirite?

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Wait... is Jellyfishman really Jason Voorhees' mum in a wetsuit?

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Jellyman's got naked human ankles.
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I take back what I said about the pool being safe.

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OK , this director is not even trying.

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Monster Butt!
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“Hey, Cindy, laugh really loud like the thing I’m whispering in your ear is the funniest thing you ever heard.”

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RUN! IT'S A BAD COSTUME!

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Dirty sex jokes we can't hear.
Cut to screaming bloody murder!
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kill zem all!

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scream!

then wait

then scream again!

and then wait again!

THEN everyone rushes over.....

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DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

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Jellyfish love chlorinated pools!

Amazing how no one noticed the monster in the pool that everyone was looking at a moment ago.
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wonderful! wonderful! bwhahahah

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Corpses shouldn't swallow.

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Kind of hard not to notice the monster in the pool, you would think...

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Why was her face covered in blood?!?!?!

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Symbolic red headband...

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Well, at least they’re limber.

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@kshernandez 😆

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But now nobody notices the woman dying in the pool

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Choreography by Seymour Butts.

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How does one remain undetected in a swimming pool in full daylight?! #Monsterdon

How big is this pool? #monsterdon

"I guess she'll survive."

That's some mighty subtle foreshadowing there, Mike Pence!

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@gnomon I dunno but hopefully we'll see a lot of jellyfish monster ass.

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They didn't have enough budget for murk.

these subtitles I swear to god

"some Dr.y clothes"

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Jellyfish-man, your makeup is running

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I guess to be fair, movie physics has twisted things such that the jellyfish monster is actually not visible from the pool deck

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i'll enjoy this party more when everyone involved in it is made to suffer.

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#monsterdon The orchestra is back in the water with all that AquaNet slick that trails behind her…

There was an upside down butt?

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Yes, I -know- they said they’re in the Everglades, but just for me, we can pretend this is Bikini Atoll, right?

Everyone gather close together - here, have some shades - this party’ll get WAY hotter soon.
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This is the weirdest adaptation of The Shape of Water I have ever seen..

The #Monsterdon test: two monsters must talk to each other about something other than humans

And... They're just gonna sit there and watch? #Monsterdon

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it's so totally obvious he's in that pool also

The swimming pool is immediately caked in hairspray #Monsterdon

I think the comment "You'll ruin your blouse and shorts" should lead you to ask some more questions about the chemical composition of the pool water.

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“Then we can all get cramps and drown.”

Finally, someone with a plan!

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"You'll ruin your blouse and shorts!"

"Oh who cares?"

Says the rich kid who probably has a whole closet full of blouse and shorts jut like 'em.

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@Terencio

Jellyfishman will spit her out cuz of all the polyester

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No, I am not joking about sorting tiny screws.

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Still nobody notices the big dark blob in the pool

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"Then we can all get cramps and drown!"

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

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"So we can all get cramps and drown" We should be so lucky. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

"You'll ruin your clothes!"
"aw who cares, i'm rich and white! :D"

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How much of the run time of this movie is dancing? Like half of the 30 minutes so far was gyrating.
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This movie sounds atrocious. #Monsterdon #StingOfDeath

@lorgonumputz 😆

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More music!

The fricking arms again!

Oh this dance gets even weirder.
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But how does one prepare to swim in the pool?

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"So we can all get cramps and drown." Sounds like a plan. #monsterdon

Tiger (Louise) is literally the only person who seems to have any sort of chemistry with another human being, aside from the OTP.

Which is presumably because she's a floozy, and is presumably why she's first to go.

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"Then we can all get cramps and drown!"

We can only hope.

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#Monsterdon She's so dead

Stop trying to make the jellyfish happen. The jellyfish is never gonna happen.
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There sure was a conversation there that they meant to ADR in later and then forgot.

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Choreography by Peanuts

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You have summoned Jelly-man!

why did that go on so long

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No, I don't think I will do the Jellyfish, thank you
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This part of the movie just seems gratuitous.

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Neil Sedaka what you do?

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@xerozohar

Awww, he thinks he's people!

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Egon: “I fell into the waste that factory down the river is spewing out. Please help me!”

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Dad like to show off his gams. #Monsterdon

String of Death: Don't go in the pool, there's a creepy guy in swim fins!

Yes, kids ("kids" being 20-40 year old very white people in K-Mart special outfits) stand by a pool & wave their arms up & down.

This butt-cam shit is what people used to watch to get excited before porn was legally avaialble. THANK LARRY FLYNT EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIVES, you have been spared this.

Does this fucking Jellyfish song ever end?

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OK CUT cut cut

Francis, you need to be stiffer. Pretend your waist is held in place and just pivot there.

Sherry, Sherry, my dear Sherry, stop doing so many different moves! Just wiggle your arms left and right, that's all we want.

OK places people, let's take from the top!

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He's not remotely horrifying enough for all this #monsterdon

What's with the 40-something ass in the shiny red shirt? He's no college kid

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Meanwhile that jellyfish is dying in a chlorinated pool.
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are butts jellyfish? i'm confused now
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Jellyfish-man wants to dance too!

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Sure am glad they showed us that woman's nosehair. That's a plot element we need to keep track of. #Monsterdon

PLEASE JELLYFISH MAN BRING THE SWEET RELIEF OF PAIN AND DEATH

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also when none of your actors have any dance training or ability at all

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Crack-a-toa west of Java.

The fashion isn't as bad as I would have expected from the 60s, but the dancing is far worse. How did anyone want to fuck another human being with this going on?
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@davesdogmaggie Sorry buddy. LOL

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ah yes, the music break, put into movies specifically so i could catch up with the timeline.

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Oh, right, I forgot that basic human dignity is communism.
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The cameraman (and director) have a real fetish for butts.

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