John Hand, who later taught at Ridgemont High School.
There is a fungus on Palmer's lip..
Oh, he's Security's Hand
"Do you find this planet so lonely you need to look for like in the stars?" or something like that.
The biologist is so far unaware of the parasitic lifeform on his lower lip.
"Space Master" lol
"...talk to the Hand!"
As you can see, we have kept the darkies at bay. #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Dr. Palmer looks like a big bite risk, I wouldn't look him in the eye. #monsterdon
So many many white men
I forgot what these black & white movies were like, after all of the 80s movies weβve been watching
Now tell us about MathMagic Land! #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
"Outer space." #Monsterdon
Do NOT look up "spacemaster" on Pornhub!
#monsterdon we do this not because it is easy, but because it goes blip-bleep-bleep beep
Any Nazis from Operation Paperclip? #Monsterdon
WHAT is that mustache #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
"Geniuses from the nation's top universities... and this guy"
Which country? He didn't say
#monsterdon
space moustache
#Monsterdon moustache man <3
Mr. Hand and Dr. Palmer
Space Master! Also the Space Doctor. #Monsterdon
Thank god they added narration to all this stock footage. Otherwise we could take a nap. #monsterdon
Some very nice footage. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon John HAND! He's a HAND MODEL...
@moira He's from... uh Boston? #Monsterdon
Starring the son of the world's two most unimaginative parents:
William Williams
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon talk to the hand
Doctor Charles T. Firefly?
Don't worry, the monkey and Laika will become best friends.
Oscilloscope already!!
Monkeys fly into space for God and country! #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
did the monkey consent? #monsterdon
Monkey actor!
Wait... oh no. I was right in my guess. This is Stock Footage: the motion picture.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
ah, Console Beeping, my favorite kind of beepin.
Swooshing title credits, check. Scary disclaimer from a vaguely authoritative figure suggesting a conspiratorial aspect of truth to what we are about to see, check. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Communism is a disease! Lol #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
Nice space echo tones already..
Spacey movie just in case you didn't know what this movie was about #Monsterdon
I have the feeling that the writer of this film, George Worthing Yates, will have a lot to answer for.
As a morse code user all this background morse is driving me nuts. ...
And here I thought the threat in front of us *was* the government.
I mean, it's in the same frame.
Can you prove it DIDN'T happen?!
#Monsterdonπ πβπ« π π½ π±
no no no not the little monkey
Hi, I'm Space Master XM-712. X-7 to my friends.
#monsterdon @SpaceMasterX-7
Space Master! Or Space Monster...
#monsterdon
We launched a monkey into space!
Loving the stock footage of Space exploration....except the space monkey
Usual non-human passengers.
βIt is important that you believe only the truth.β #Monsterdon
MONKE
The dangers of universal healthcare and comm... err.. aliens. Yes, that is it. #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
It also carried all of this stock footage. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
The "Saviets"? Enunciate my man.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
The Saviet Union, yes.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Hi. I'm Whitey McExecutive. And I will be presenting a weak framing device. #monsterdon
That's exactly what I'd expect a liar to say
George Worthing Yates wrote this, and with three names you know he was a brilliant writer.
FILMS HAVE PURPOSES!?
This is just like the training video at Arby's
poor monkey :(
That was some aggressively discordant wooshing
sahviet Russia?
#monsterdon tell 'em what you're going to tell 'em, then tell 'em, then tell 'em what you told 'em. I'm looking forward to the narrator's wrapup of the film already
Credits may as well be in an alphabet I can't read, for all of them I recognize. #monsterdon
Sah-vi-et Russia. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
oh my god, is this a senator come to tell us how this movie will protect us from communists?
of course, kids these days would call it Space Master X-67 #monsterdon
Single stage rocket making a mars orbit. surrreee
#Monsterdonπ πβπ« π π½ π±
it turns out this is a training film!
To this boomer, "Space Master X-7" puts me in mind of those Viewmaster binocular slide viewers we used to have as kids #monsterdon
SAHViet?
#Monsterdon ooh, false document genre
Very quick with the breaking of the fourth wall! #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
The Narrator is Very Serious.
The credits keep zooming off, maybe they know something we don't. #monsterdon
Oddly not-Japanese
@Violinknitter Nonsense, we all know π
Ohh.. We've been sent to the movie Principal's office. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
#monsterdon time!
Gotta love the βtext whooshingβ in the close captioning
And the whooshing text has us off to an exciting start!
(text whooshing)
Does it bernds?
tell those credits to get the hell out of here they're not wanted #monsterdon
Great music already! And I forgot about Moe Howard. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm counting this as abrupt ending for Bingo purposes. No one cares who the hair stylist is before we've even seen the hair...
Yes the Moe Howard is that Moe Howard #Monsterdon
We have bad movie sign! *text whooshing*
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
I had this moment of panic that I hadn't made tea yet but then forgot we probably have 37 minutes of credits....
PZEHHEEEEEEEW! PZEHHEEEEEEEW! PZEHHEEEEEEEW!
(text whooshing)