I know "Hand" is a proper surname, I've met a Hand, but it still sounds like the least imaginative name a writer could come up with, looking at his own hand on the keyboard...
TIL that passenger airplanes had lounges in the 1950s. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Give me the Chemical Weapons Division. Who am I? I'm MISTER ROGERS, now give me the CHEMICAL WEAPONS DIVISION! And give me more COFFEE!
@Terencio Except for the whole being 10 minutes
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there was a lounge. In the plane. I want a lounge in the plane!
Are there any more good looking brunettes on this flight? Asking for a friend.
Is this really the 50s if there isn't anyone at all on the plane smoking? #monsterdon
Who put these mother lovin' funguses on this mother lovin' plane?!?
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the spray-brunette is gonna leave a mark on that nice white cloth over the headrest
Planes, Trains and Automobiles #Monsterdon
@jonny Don't build a home lab in a populated area, it depressed real estate values when the government has to BURN IT WITH FIRE.
AZIZ, LIGHT #monsterdon
The filmmakers are determined to tell this tale of alien contagion in the most pedestrian fashion #monsterdon
Oh the airliner is trans. Good for them.
Well I guess technically all jet Transformers are... in a way.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
Wait, He will just take a trip to honolulu in the middle of a sanitary alien invasion crisis? No cool man
#monsterdon
#spacemasterx7
Where's the nun with a guitar? Shouldn't there be a nun with a guitar?
so this entire movie is going to be about chasing her? what's the important lesson we all need to learn? don't have a kid with some dame who is gonna bust into your home space fungus lab? #monsterdon
@Lazarou It probably takes more than five minutes just to pay these days
The Hand isn't locked in here with you, you're locked in with the HAND #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 - good catch ... yes, the movie predates Hawaii statehood.
[cue Indiana Jones theme]
Are there any good looking brunettes on that flight? Sir, could you step away from my desk?
All this because she wants to save her marriage from the already impossibly complex situation that she makes worse at every step.
Of course she's pretty, everyone on this flight is trans #monsterdon
βHow pretty? HOW PRETTY???β
Well, I guess will have to shoot down the plane. #Monsterdon
Los Angeles infected with spores? Gonna hafta burn the place down!
@ottaross A Zappa fan, eh?
"Infidelity Airlines, non-stop flight to marriage diaster. Now boarding.
Oh great, I get the seat right behind a fking kid
I'm supposed to be rooting for her to make it onto the plane, right?
I had to step out for a bit: it's got quite noir-ish, hasn't it?
it seems like she is responsibly disposing of her blood rust in self-contained, out of the way areas like train cars and hotel rooms. she's doing everything right #monsterdon
There's been a lot of people who are gonna have to go through those decontamination showers.
@rebeld I have talked to people old enough to have bought their ticket _on the plane_, as it was about to depart.
this is reminding me of a 1950 thriller i watched called "the killer that stalked new york", where they're trying to find someone who is unknowingly spreading smallpox in the city
Oh no! Blood rust fungus in the hotel room!
I don't have a habit of eavesdropping but her doctor said that she... #monsterdon
... are we allowed to talk about the United States chemical warfare division in 1958? #monsterdon
One last thing. We're going to have to burn this building down.
Please let us get to Honolulu. At least we'll have some scenery.
Pan-Am mentioned
Oh right, combining two different company names was a common writer's tactic.
(Trans-Am + Northwest Orient = Trans Orient)
Now, burn down the hotel.
She dyed her hair and died everyone else!
Sorry maam, no fungus allowed on carryons #monsterdon
#monsterdon Everyone is flat-footed. Impotent. Worthless.
Producer: No, I'm not interested in a movie about finding a women
Writer: What if it is because of Aliens!
Producer: Let me write this check!!
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THRILL! To the SUSPENSE of the SUITCASE CLOSING SCENE!
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wow she did great with the spray on brunette I hope it doesn't rain
βHer one impulse was to get off the streetβ, is an odd line to narrate her literally walking out into the middle of a street. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Why is the deadly fungus not eating her yet?
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@diazona I was also thinking that was a sandwich
Honolulu? Thank you for your help, sir. The man outside will show you to the incinerator. #Monsterdon
just let a gal who is exhibiting no signs of blood rust get back home before her husband finds out she's been gallavanting around trying to get custody of her son #monsterdon
Wait you just SPRAY-PAINTED YOUR HAIR in the 50s!?!?
That last package looked like a sandwich
This movie would totally be better with a sandwich
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she has SPRAY ON BRUNETTE that's definitely gonna work!
oh good lord I forgot about the ad inserts
(The ones inserted by YouTube, I mean, not that car ad within the film that was interrupted by the APB.)
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That's some pretty fucking fast delivery though...
Thank god the narrator is telling us she is evading the authorities. I'm not sure I could have figured that out. #monsterdon
Why did we invent DoorDash when we could have been doing this the whole time?
@pngwen oooh so close, she just ordered a coffee at the diner
Can we explain why the spores havenβt grown on her luggage yet??
narrator: she decided to browse temu and then watched some tv
Yes, turning off the TV in your room will make sure no one else in the hotel sees your picture.
If you can draw this woman you might have artistic talent. Write us at Draw Academy for a free pamphlet
lol, oh good, more phone conversations....
So the spores on her suitcase ate the man on the train but whatever kind of spores she has ON her are just the lazy ones. They haven't done anything yet. #monsterdon
No one's getting coffee in this thing! It's the one thing I lack for a Bingo!
$2,650 for a new car!
loas-angle-us
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"Her one impulse was to get off of the street" He says as she steps onto the street. Is he even watching the movie he's narrating? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Be funny if they were showing a Three Stooges short. #Monsterdon
I've never wanted to see a fungus so bad in my entire life.. I would also settle for a Space Master.
So why hasn't the fungus affected her? And should there be a trail elsewhere than just that one piece of baggage?
The cabby thinks she looks nice
The Los Ankylosaur Police Department #monsterdon
Why, you look just like that overhead transparency #Monsterdon
Ohhhhh.... With that kind of phone number, this movie is OLD old. #monsterdon
all points bulletin, we're lookin for a dame. a dame with pretty hair, a pretty mouth with teeth in it, plier plucked eyebrows, and a nose #monsterdon
Taxi driver has described basically every part of her face as "cute." And somehow the police artist pulls the right films.
#monsterdon Behold the power of overlapping transparencies.
Leer-2-3-4!
Why can't Moe be in every scene? #monsterdon
#monsterdon This cabbie is going to ask for a mimeograph of the woman's composite sketch to take home, isn't he?
Yes. The cab driver is Moe Howard, of the three stooges. #monsterdon
couldn't afford an actual sketch artist #monsterdon
#monsterdon hey, that looks like moe howard.
HEY. THAT IS MOE HOWARD.
#monsterdon I love the absolute non-issue surrounding space fungus/rust/whatever and just kinda packing it and taking it home. Like none of this could have even occurred to any of them at all. They deserve everything they get. WITHOUT THE COFFEE.