Lamp's got smallpox. #Monsterdon

oh no, selling the ... plantation

not the plantation

anything but the plantation

#Monsterdon

is that a Tiffany lamp by the mustachoid guy?

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula

@Lazarou this #monsterdon comes from a time before everyone had seen the anime Hellsing and so is familiar with "Alucard".

Gotta love the doctor proudly declaring no evidence of asphyxiation, y’know, that thing where you have trouble breathing, y’know, that stuff that goes through your neck, and then being informed of two wounds on the neck.
#Monsterdon

Yeeeeah, the thin moustache and the nasal voice... This guy isn't Dracula. He's your accountant. #Monsterdon

He wasn't frightened to death HIS LIFE FORCE WAS STOLEN. In the form of blood. Which is to be expected I suppose, since Dracula is right there in the title.
#Monsterdon

We learn that Kate (the Goth Main Character) is engaged to a guy who talks down to her and is kind of a jerk and wants her to not be a wizard when she grows up.

I guess Alucard was the guest of honor or some kind of mysticism expert.

#monsterdon

Stop tap dancing and put out the fire!

#monsterdon #sonofdracula1943

Guy thinks there's no magic in dead chickens, I'd like to introduce him to a little something I like to call the Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

#monsterdon

"Not known at the Hungarian embassy"

topical

#Monsterdon

Wow, fuck this guy. #Monsterdon

Majored in acting with a concentration in "drawls and slurs"

#monsterdon

they are not stinting us on implausible bat action tonight

#monsterdon

this old lady posts on Mastodon....

#Monsterdon

I spent a lot of money on these labels with my name printed backwards. I hope no one IMMEDIATELY reads the letter backwards!

#monsterdon #sonofdracula1943

why did movie production studios think it was a good idea for their branding to be 'what if the earth was always exploding and obliterating its cosmic neighborhood with a radiation storm and also our logo is on there!' #monsterdon

"It was the Time of Hats"

#Monsterdon

Merlin loves his machine that goes beep.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1974

Wait that basement is an attic! Or a barn? Lots of high rafters.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1974

Oh the camera was zooming in on darkness. I thought it was trying to zoom in on Statler and Waldorf who were faded out in this VHS with the darkest shadows I have ever seen. That bar really did seem like it had to have an balcony.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1974

This is in the running for worse Dracula movie to watch with a headache. So many drums.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1974

@ramsey #monsterdon #WrongDracula

No, it would be more interesting if two trees had dialogue.

Katherine did nothing wrong.
#monsterdon

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Thanks for a lovely evening, fedi folks! Happy to be able to join in again

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

And so, they fucked off into the dawn of a new day. Or something. Whatever, they totally fucked off should be your takeaway.

That was great, fedi-fam! It's rare for such a well made and well acted movie to suck out loud, but with y'all around it was a lot of fun!

Anyway, the Owlbear is off to bed. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, flap bats on strings and marry people to gain immortality so you can grant immortality to the one you actually want to marry after they kill your husband.

Goodnight!

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

*Franks face emotes

The End

#Monsterdon

I hate monster movies with sad endings :(
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, this innocent man was fooled by a Dracula. Also the woman he shot was having ideas, because she was insane.

[APPLAUSE]

[CREDITS]

#Monsterdon

@jonny I will allow them to steal TWO more minutes of my life!

#Monsterdon
#/ˌä-lä-ˈkärt/

I dunno Cate -- putting your coffin on your bed seems kind of redundant ⚰️ #Monsterdon 🦇 #SonOfDracula

“This was one thing we didn’t foresee.”

Suspense builds. Will Frank be saved?

😃

#Monsterdon

Daylight savings can be deadly for vampires. #monsterdon

and that's how dracula drowned

#monsterdon

@amyfou #monsterdon

ikr all the MFer has to do is flush the toilet.

honestly the rubber bat is more plausible as a bat than chaney is as a dracula

#monsterdon

why wouldn't he go mist form and put it out himself after re-materialising?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Frank really screwed that up. Why did he go at night?

@rebeld
...into the swamp?

#Monsterdon

"It's becoming as plain as day professor!"

"It has been for me for some time. Like way longer than you."

"No way, it was clear for me even longer"

"No way!"

#Monsterdon

"Lets' all go down the morgue, and have a party!"

#Monsterdon

I'm glad we have professor exposition here to explain what the audience sees to the doctor so he can not do anything. #monsterdon

I like the way the Van Helsing brothers here are doing all the detective's work for him. #Monsterdon

Calls out his full name like a teacher/parent does

#Monsterdon

NO SMOKING

#monsterdon

@diazona @klu9

Kate, this is turning into one of *those* plans. The kind where we kill everyone that notices that we're killing people?

#Monsterdon
#SonOfDracula1943

@pngwen #monsterdon

yeah, but on the other hand, she's offering immortality....

Count Alucard is down at the HoJo's. It's all I know

#Monsterdon

fil my bert 🤜

#monsterdon

♫ Let me be Frank about Frank~ ♪ #Monsterdon

ohhh Frank's the Renfield

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Frank is still kinda slow.

The next day or week or something, Kate decides to test her bat powers by showing up in jail to bother the guy we're supposed to like but don't, and he's like "wait i though i killed you" and then she's like "i don't really like alucard we should be together this is all just as planned. i just wanted to be an immortal vampire! and now I can make you be an immortal vampire too!" and he's like "WUT?"

#monsterdon

@wohali un-unalive?

#monsterdon

Politically correct terms for vampires, now it's like the vampire fiction that I consume over my wife's shoulder...

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva

Just entering the room, I knew she was trouble.

— Lord Helsing, sir, I have this unspeakable urge that comes to me on full moon. Would you care to know more about it?

“Oh boy” I thought.

#monsterdon

Kay's running a long con – getting free immortality by swindling a vampire.

#Monsterdon

"We will spend eternity together."

Come on Frank, be my unicorn. #Monsterdon

The lithium batteries in this casket keep catching fire. This is why they don't allow vampires on airplanes.
#Monsterdon

Kay gets married and all of a sudden she's Katherine, how not annoying of her

#monsterdon

*yawn* I just had the strangest dream where a bat was licking my adam's apple

#monsterdon

STOP BATTING AT SHADOWS, FRANK

#monsterdon

someone's hot-boxing their coffin

#monsterdon

BAT!

#Monsterdon

How would the kid have identified Dracula as foreign? He talks and looks like everyone else. No Dracula accent. The smoke thing, though. :)

#Monsterdon

Oh no, while we were having our vampire chat a real vampire showed up! Uninvited, somehow.

He goes to choke the doctor, but then the professor stops him with a little cross, which works because vampires are scared of right angles and/or Jesus. Then Dracula mists himself away and leaves.

#monsterdon

"I'll save the child by painting satanic runes on them..."

#Monsterdon

Those neck wounds are pretty far apart. Dracula has a wide bite.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou #monsterdon

"get paid"?? kek.... what year does this movie take place?

we’re gonna pretend he’s holding the Pope Leo signal instead of the weapon to execute JC… if y’all know what i mean.

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula

aaaaaaand more race science from the vampire

least sympathetic monster we've had in any monsterdon?

30 MINUTE POLL GO

#monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Oh dear lord this Dracula was miscast....

#Monsterdon

Wallachian Professor Expert on the Occult never really leaves his chair or pipe

#monsterdon

If you kill an undead person, is it really murder

#monsterdon

Nah, don't open the *other* coffin. Why bother doing that?

#Monsterdon

I would like the vampire chickens to come into play now. Vampire Chickens - attack the snooping cops! We can have a cop versus coop battle!

#monsterdon

what?

Cate just likes napping in a coffin.

you guys are just so judgy judgy judgy #monsterdon

Oops, found Kay sleeping in her coffin.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

The law is treating someone with money equally. I was onboard with this movie's realism until now. #monsterdon

NOOOOO NOT THE CHICKENS #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe .....dragulaaaaaaaaaa (sorry)

#monsterdon

@kcarr2015

If you only have a four year life span, becoming immortal sounds like a good deal to me...

#Monsterdon
#SonOfDracula1943

This does not have the pacing or sexiness of the vampire dramas in that region of the US that I am accustomed too.

#Monsterdon

@randy_s This is legitimately one of the better looking movies that we've seen

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

"Good-bye doctor. And say goodbye to Frank."

"Should I do it in the vacant staring straight ahead way, or like an actual human?"

#Monsterdon

I like how the investigator dude snoops around the plantation and then finds some chickens in the secret vampire cellar.

Are the vampire chickens supposed to be Dracula's food when he can't eat a human?

#monsterdon

Don't go upstairs with him. Not without dinner and a movie. You're worth more than that. #monsterdon

Chickens in a basement?

And there we go, “I am now master of the house.”

She’s alive! But dead.

#Monsterdon

Dracula's sons special power is he can bore people to death. #monsterdon

Kay Has Risen!

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

Wow - post-and-wire electric in the cellar.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

@Violinknitter #monsterdon

"vampire will have to count the whole thing"

here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-9eDJ4maak

This is a good narrative of feeling terrified and things feeling off. I'll give the movie that.

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

It’s just as well. Eternity with him would have definitely become tiresome #monsterdon

#Monsterdon every kiss begins with Kay. Just wait, she’ll pop back to life…

Why is Frank getting so much attention? I look like that every day I come home from work. #monsterdon

Thanks to Jesus Christ, the bat lost its appetite for our unlikeable idiot hero's lifeblood
#monsterdon

The hovering bat! Moonlit cross-tombstone protects Frank ... and we zoom on on a random page of DRACULA (in case you hadn't made the connection yet).

#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

“Here, you have a young, vital race.”
#Monsterdon