Oops, dad caught fire. That's what happens when you smoke in bed with lethal levels of blood alcohol.
There's no evidence of Asphyx.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
That tap dancing scene was π₯.
I too start tapdancing whenever I see a fire
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
I have always depended on the kindness of bats...
Impostor vampires
ah yes, protect the party at all costs.
wow he googled the count
"Everyone's doin' the Stomp 'N Fire dance!"
Keep the party moving, do the maracena.
#monsterdon
He didnβt waste any time getting not-Maria Ouspenskaya out of the way #monsterdon
She's wearing a mullet wig #monsterdon
I thought Zimba was a king. King of the lions.
Wait - she brought the old lady back on a vacation?
Human trafficking
#monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 co-signed #Monsterdon
Smoking tux boy is clearly a sack of shit, and I want him to die next.
the gender of the day is: old swamp cat with a cabinet full of stuffed lizards and dried toads
old hungarian--- listen, that woman was a Queen. it's right there in her name. careful dude, the Queen said this lady would marry a corpse, we could make that happen a little ahead of schedule.
Oh cripes, we have elegant White ladies and their Black compliant servants. π
@evan All of these people should be talking like X-Men Cartoon Gambit.
Okay that animation was way better than It had any right to be. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
Son of Dracula gets the horn for drunk old men..
Fade-to-bat.
woah, special effects
Wait - I can see Alucard in the mirror!
Someone stole Ed Wood's rubber bat π¦ #monsterdon
Looking forward to Stephen being a fully realized characters with his own goals
#monsterdon I love the bat
All he has to do to turn into a bat is back up into a cameraman, that's pretty cool
I'm counting this dance as a dinner party
I can always tell within moments of arriving at a party if there's not enough seating for everyone.
@ottaross Yum!
That was a bad bat puppet, and I've seen many a bad bat in these movies
welcome to our fancy dress ball have you met our swamp witch? #Monsterdon
β« Ten minutes ago~ I met you~ βͺ And we murmered our how-do-you-dooooos~β« #Monsterdon
Peacock sounds at night?
I'm going to be very disappointed by Alucard because I'm blessed to have seen Netflix Castlevania. There's nothing he can do, the role has peaked
Queen Zimba died from seeing a flying fox. Her heart health must have been hovering around zero.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
#Monsterdon cause of death: saw a bat
Did that bat just blast her w/ a laser? What happened to the body? #Monsterdon
I'm going to spend the runtime of this film just waiting for King Diamond to step into the scene
And we have Bat, folks!
#Monsterdon
It's a bat! She shall become Bat Psychic. #Monsterdon
Maybe they shouldn't have named the place "Dark Oaks" for a cheerier disposition.
#Monsterdon
bat to the future
the slowest bat ever
It's telepathically domineering Albert Einstein #Monsterdon
Here for, what I can only describe as, the sequel nobody asked for!
This score rules, creepy organ music is way underutilized in horror movies. #monsterdon
Her swamp strolling outfit. #Monsterdon
It's the old man from scene 24!
#Monsterdon
Worst bird sounds ever
I love how old ladies are always up to shenanigans
I choose to interpret this conversation as lesbian offering of LSD
Nos Fo Alucard!
@strangefour At least we'll be ready for everyone to die.
Wow, the racism is strong with this one.
Oh OUCH that was unpleasantly racist dialogue. #Monsterdon
yeah Kate, you and your metaphysics lectures to 4 am.....
Where is he, someone text him.
#monsterdon
Dracula. Probably just coinincidence. What are the odds it's THE Dracula? #monsterdon
This is a little weird with the tag bot tagging everytime I use a hashtag. How can I tell if actual humans are appreciating my shitposts..?
Oh goodness. The "Alucard" thing.
I hope they point at Lon Chaney and slowly say vaaaammmpiiiire
Corvid logo!
If that g-man could read he'd be VERY upset #monsterdon
D....R....A...C... Must be Italian for "miserable little pile of secrets."
Lemme guess, the Count has a coffin that he sent along ahead of things?
D-R-A-C
What are you mumbling about?
Oh nothing, nothing..
mr. frank? Would he be mr. frank-n-furter?
Well that train scene was exciting.... #Monsterdon
Bring βsayβ back into the lexicon.
Count ALUCARD?! Booooi! BOOOOOOO!
Holy shit, the universal logo goes hard
The old Universal movie music leaves no doubt that some bad juju is on its way. #Monsterdon
Brought to you by Dust-o-Vision!
VERY cobwebby. #monsterdon
Oh this is great, wonderful title reveal. You can tell this is gonna be Top Qualityβ’ :D #Monsterdon
It's Dracula Jr. Monsterdon is a go!
Jedward are in this?
Are they immortal?
I love the Universal logo..
Always feel like the old Universal Studio theme should get a salute.#Monsterdon
GO GO GO GO!!!
#monsterdon No it's not The Who, more like The Whaaaaa?
@gnomon Surely a question for the sreywal
Ah yes, Baron von Tracy, the progenitor of the Thunerbirds.
Who's the romulan now? And why does he look like Christopher Lee?
So if this were a silent movie, it would be perfect. Moody Expressionist shadows, no wooden acting or misplaced regional accents. Nonetheless, a great #Monsterdon flick tonight. Thanks to @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun time!
@crowbriarhexe Stanley Tucci as drunk "Merlin" in Transformers 5 is a strong contender. #monsterdon #wrongson
The antisemitism is more obvious in this one. #Monsterdon
You should go back to working on that robot, Marlin, that sounds way more interesting...
strong winslow leech vibes from this guy
#monsterdon okay there's a basement/dungeon of weirdos scene in the Ringo Starr Son of Dracula movie, this is England's Werewolf of Washington, isn't it
...pleased with your operating theatre with a UFO drinks dispenser room?
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