Oops, dad caught fire. That's what happens when you smoke in bed with lethal levels of blood alcohol.

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There's no evidence of Asphyx.
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That tap dancing scene was 🔥.

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I too start tapdancing whenever I see a fire

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I have always depended on the kindness of bats...

Impostor vampires

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ah yes, protect the party at all costs.

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wow he googled the count

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"Everyone's doin' the Stomp 'N Fire dance!"

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Keep the party moving, do the maracena.
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He didn’t waste any time getting not-Maria Ouspenskaya out of the way #monsterdon

She's wearing a mullet wig #monsterdon

I thought Zimba was a king. King of the lions.

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Wait - she brought the old lady back on a vacation?
Human trafficking
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@plaidtron3000 co-signed #Monsterdon

Smoking tux boy is clearly a sack of shit, and I want him to die next.

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the gender of the day is: old swamp cat with a cabinet full of stuffed lizards and dried toads

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old hungarian--- listen, that woman was a Queen. it's right there in her name. careful dude, the Queen said this lady would marry a corpse, we could make that happen a little ahead of schedule.

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@brennen 🎉

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Oh cripes, we have elegant White ladies and their Black compliant servants. 😖

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@evan All of these people should be talking like X-Men Cartoon Gambit.

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Okay that animation was way better than It had any right to be. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

Son of Dracula gets the horn for drunk old men..

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Fade-to-bat.

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woah, special effects

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Wait - I can see Alucard in the mirror!

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Someone stole Ed Wood's rubber bat 🦇 #monsterdon

Looking forward to Stephen being a fully realized characters with his own goals

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#monsterdon I love the bat

All he has to do to turn into a bat is back up into a cameraman, that's pretty cool

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I'm counting this dance as a dinner party

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I can always tell within moments of arriving at a party if there's not enough seating for everyone.

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@ottaross Yum!

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That was a bad bat puppet, and I've seen many a bad bat in these movies

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welcome to our fancy dress ball have you met our swamp witch? #Monsterdon

I think that weird guy in the bushes *might* be Alucard

Just a wild guess

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♫ Ten minutes ago~ I met you~ ♪ And we murmered our how-do-you-dooooos~♫ #Monsterdon

Peacock sounds at night?

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I'm going to be very disappointed by Alucard because I'm blessed to have seen Netflix Castlevania. There's nothing he can do, the role has peaked

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Queen Zimba died from seeing a flying fox. Her heart health must have been hovering around zero.

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#Monsterdon cause of death: saw a bat

Did that bat just blast her w/ a laser? What happened to the body? #Monsterdon

I'm going to spend the runtime of this film just waiting for King Diamond to step into the scene

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And we have Bat, folks!
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It's a bat! She shall become Bat Psychic. #Monsterdon

Maybe they shouldn't have named the place "Dark Oaks" for a cheerier disposition.

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bat to the future

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the slowest bat ever

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It's telepathically domineering Albert Einstein #Monsterdon

Here for, what I can only describe as, the sequel nobody asked for!

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Oh, I bet that's that famous raven.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_(raven)

This score rules, creepy organ music is way underutilized in horror movies. #monsterdon

Her swamp strolling outfit. #Monsterdon

It's the old man from scene 24!
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Worst bird sounds ever

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I love how old ladies are always up to shenanigans

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I choose to interpret this conversation as lesbian offering of LSD

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Nos Fo Alucard!

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@strangefour At least we'll be ready for everyone to die.

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Wow, the racism is strong with this one.

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Oh OUCH that was unpleasantly racist dialogue. #Monsterdon

ONE baggage

TWO baggages

MWAAHAAHAA

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yeah Kate, you and your metaphysics lectures to 4 am.....

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Where is he, someone text him.
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hey kids! can you spell dracula?

A Dyslexic child: *sweats*

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Dracula. Probably just coinincidence. What are the odds it's THE Dracula? #monsterdon

This is a little weird with the tag bot tagging everytime I use a hashtag. How can I tell if actual humans are appreciating my shitposts..?

Oh goodness. The "Alucard" thing.

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I hope they point at Lon Chaney and slowly say vaaaammmpiiiire

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Corvid logo!

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If that g-man could read he'd be VERY upset #monsterdon

D....R....A...C... Must be Italian for "miserable little pile of secrets."

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Lemme guess, the Count has a coffin that he sent along ahead of things?

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D-R-A-C
What are you mumbling about?
Oh nothing, nothing..

mr. frank? Would he be mr. frank-n-furter?

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Well that train scene was exciting.... #Monsterdon

Bring “say” back into the lexicon.

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Count ALUCARD?! Booooi! BOOOOOOO!

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Holy shit, the universal logo goes hard

SON OF DRACULA

Write that down in your copybooks now

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The old Universal movie music leaves no doubt that some bad juju is on its way. #Monsterdon

Brought to you by Dust-o-Vision!

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VERY cobwebby. #monsterdon

Oh this is great, wonderful title reveal. You can tell this is gonna be Top Quality™ :D #Monsterdon

It's Dracula Jr. Monsterdon is a go!

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Jedward are in this?
Are they immortal?

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I love the Universal logo..

Always feel like the old Universal Studio theme should get a salute.#Monsterdon

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GO GO GO GO!!!

#monsterdon No it's not The Who, more like The Whaaaaa?

@gnomon Surely a question for the sreywal

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Ah yes, Baron von Tracy, the progenitor of the Thunerbirds.

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Who's the romulan now? And why does he look like Christopher Lee?

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So if this were a silent movie, it would be perfect. Moody Expressionist shadows, no wooden acting or misplaced regional accents. Nonetheless, a great #Monsterdon flick tonight. Thanks to @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun time!

@crowbriarhexe Stanley Tucci as drunk "Merlin" in Transformers 5 is a strong contender. #monsterdon #wrongson

The antisemitism is more obvious in this one. #Monsterdon

You should go back to working on that robot, Marlin, that sounds way more interesting...

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strong winslow leech vibes from this guy

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#monsterdon okay there's a basement/dungeon of weirdos scene in the Ringo Starr Son of Dracula movie, this is England's Werewolf of Washington, isn't it

...pleased with your operating theatre with a UFO drinks dispenser room?

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For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Son of Dracula (1943) and the second, Wrong Frogs feature.

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