cute squeaky bat puppet!
Oh cool, that's one of those early follow-me drones.
Two guys fight and the girl gets killed.. kinda accurate.
Gonna take a moment to aim or...guess not.
OK. So he shot her, and neither of them is even acknowledging this?
Ahh, Dracula will have to make Kay a vamp to save her....
Dracula's new in-laws are such a pain in the nec- okay, I'll see myself out. #monsterdon
πΆEvery kill begins with Kay.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 oops, forgot draculas are transparent to bullets
That is not the way to Dracula's heart, dude. #Monsterdon
he has presence but he doesn't have vampire presence you know
Force choke!
"Ah, children of the night...what rings they bear..." #monsterdon
Clearly Cate was MEANT for Dracula: what other woman walks around with a cape on her dress sleeves? #monsterdon
She get *married*. To oily bohunk. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
I always marry men who appear out of thin air from a submerged trunk. I'm very confused. #monsterdon
Lon Chaney was really not a very good actor
#monsterdon
But I'm a material girl! #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon
Soon we'll be treated to a sequence where Alucard underhandedly acquires a quit claim deed on a neighboring parcel of land. #Monsterdon
Don't fall for it lady! You're gonna end up dust next to David Bowie!
Alucard sounds a little like his βhomelandβ is the Southeastern US.
#Monsterdon π§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ = π§ π¦ π©Έ π±
#SonOfDracula1943
"your soul is filled with the blood of a thousand ... races" <--π±
Movie definitely made by someone who hasn't been to Hungary and Romania. #monsterdon
Tell me of your homeworld, Alucard
Can vampires mesmerise their way into a house? Feels like a loophole...
This is a perfectly normal eloping nothing sus here at all #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I see we could play a game of threshold whack fuck. Sorry my dear, bonk! Whack!! Fuck! LOL.
The son of Dracula is way more legally compliant than his father. #Monsterdon
back in the day when marrying meant waking the closest pastor up in the middle of the night.
The mideval church would explode to hear a vampire could marry.
"ooooh you fucked, so - yeah okay I'll get my special bible for the heathen scum"
In NOLA, the way to a girl's heart is through a good swamp float. That melts 'em.
That apparition effect was pretty amazing for 1943 or 1945, if this movie could decide which year it came out. #monsterdon
Funny thing about this film is that parts of Transsylvania being in Hungary is an artifact of like 4 years, this movie came out during one of 'em. #monsterdon
The very deliberate 3 knocks is SO Dracula.
#monsterdon has anyone made a "Watery Tarts distributing the undead" joke yet?
wet dog smell so strong you can't just see it but it forms into a dracula
_that's_ fierce
This is a most convoluted vampire story. Nice moustache, though
#Monsterdon
Dracula isn't dazzling us with his long soliloquies.
bulletproof Dracula, but the lady behind him, not so much....
@CactuarJoe Mr. Bleeeeeugh
did he just walk on water? So we have Jesus-pire? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula π§πΎπ₯πΏ
Everybody in this should have the exact same level of comically horrible Cajun accent as all the characters in the X-Men episode about Gambit having to deal with guild bullshit.
I guess it was a Steamer trunk.. ok, I'll stop.
What was that choice of music?
Okay. Someone who knew what they were doing did the effects for this scene. I bet they were not paid nearly enough. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula
@allanb are we sure it hasn't though
okay, that effect is actually kinda cool. it's really a shame about literally everything else in this movie.
You shouldn't smoke cigars in a closed coffin
I like to wear my best, most diaphanous gowns to go driving and walking in the swamp
Is that a steamy trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
#monsterdon Some nice vampire transitions. First the bat, then the smoke.
They're well done at least.
swamp vampire!
Claire don't you see, women making their own decisions is just plain dangerous. Your sister is obviously insane
"I'd never put her in an asylum."
βBut you have to protect her from herself."
In context of a real estate plot this sure is a thing
OMG! Kay was actually Yak the whole time! She just reversed the letters in her name.
Horsie!
#monsterdon
Once more, the dispensation of real estate plays a key role in a Dracula tale #Monsterdon
"But... her insurance won't cover institutionalization!"
I'm interested. I'm just gonna get a screwdriver and pry open the man's trunk because I'm curious.
#monsterdon
I don't like this either
This movie is really about real estate and furniture. Oh, and spelling.
This guy ransacks like a lawyer. #Monsterdon
"...it may not be ethical, but that's never stopped Dr. Harry Brewster before!"
Alucard is listening to Man in the Box by Alice in Chains as he sleeps.
@amyfou the ohnoboe #Monsterdon
Did you know there's a tiny naked man in your foyer? #monsterdon
Is the estate finalization actually going to be plot?
I've had a lot of people look like that when caught being seen with me....
Kays vacation seems like a better movie
"I'll take it that none of [the servants] have returned since that night!"
they were like "i am NOT dying first in this movie" and skipped town
The more you say "plantation" the more I am rooting for Dracula in this movie about property laws.
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943
Did Le Fanuβs βCarmillaβ originate the vampire anagram trope?
The name "Alucard" clearly implies that Dracula died and then came back as un-undead
clearly
This, is CNN.
DON'T TRACK YOUR LINES WITH YOUR PEN AS YOU READ THEM. Jesus what an amateur
"I do not say I believe, but I honestly cannot say I disbelieve. I have found data I cannot disregard."
IF ONLY ALL SCIENTISTS SPOKE TO THE MEDIA THIS WAY DAMN IT :grr:
Dracula became only ONE of the undead. There's other kinds known to Hungarians, as well. #Monsterdon
is it possible he was spelling his name as a bit
Dr. Acula? He didn't say he was a doctor!
HAHAHAHAHA i'm sorry the "Alucard is Dracula backwards" epiphany is always, always so very stupid
Man, remember when phone numbers were only 3 digits...
WHAT A TWEEST
D...R...A... damn it, it doesn't read anything this way, either!
This dude is bullying the butler? Not cool. #Monsterdon
@CStamp ooh, good point
What was your name again?
#monsterdon
A conveniently small but very smoky fire... #Monsterdon
"It's purely a reflex of the facial muscles...a reflex of being frightened, that is." #monsterdon
Did they just tap dance that fire out? #monsterdon
Like, the film itself is holding up well. Just the era. Woof lol
Boring relationship stuff. Let's get to the blood sucking!
What could have killed this cigar smoking man while he was smoking a cigar after a lifetime of smoking cigars. It is a mystery. Brought to you by RJReynolds. #Monsterdon
Oops, dad caught fire. That's what happens when you smoke in bed with lethal levels of blood alcohol.