cute squeaky bat puppet!

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Oh cool, that's one of those early follow-me drones.

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Two guys fight and the girl gets killed.. kinda accurate.

Gonna take a moment to aim or...guess not.

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OK. So he shot her, and neither of them is even acknowledging this?

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Ahh, Dracula will have to make Kay a vamp to save her....

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Dracula's new in-laws are such a pain in the nec- okay, I'll see myself out. #monsterdon

🎶Every kill begins with Kay.

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#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943 oops, forgot draculas are transparent to bullets

That is not the way to Dracula's heart, dude. #Monsterdon

he has presence but he doesn't have vampire presence you know

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Force choke!

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"Ah, children of the night...what rings they bear..." #monsterdon

Clearly Cate was MEANT for Dracula: what other woman walks around with a cape on her dress sleeves? #monsterdon

She get *married*. To oily bohunk. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1943

I always marry men who appear out of thin air from a submerged trunk. I'm very confused. #monsterdon

Lon Chaney was really not a very good actor
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But I'm a material girl! #SonOfDracula1943 #Monsterdon

Soon we'll be treated to a sequence where Alucard underhandedly acquires a quit claim deed on a neighboring parcel of land. #Monsterdon

Don't fall for it lady! You're gonna end up dust next to David Bowie!

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Alucard sounds a little like his “homeland” is the Southeastern US.

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"your soul is filled with the blood of a thousand ... races" <--😱

Movie definitely made by someone who hasn't been to Hungary and Romania. #monsterdon

Tell me of your homeworld, Alucard

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Can vampires mesmerise their way into a house? Feels like a loophole...

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This is a perfectly normal eloping nothing sus here at all #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I see we could play a game of threshold whack fuck. Sorry my dear, bonk! Whack!! Fuck! LOL.

The son of Dracula is way more legally compliant than his father. #Monsterdon

back in the day when marrying meant waking the closest pastor up in the middle of the night.

The mideval church would explode to hear a vampire could marry.

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"ooooh you fucked, so - yeah okay I'll get my special bible for the heathen scum"

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In NOLA, the way to a girl's heart is through a good swamp float. That melts 'em.

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That apparition effect was pretty amazing for 1943 or 1945, if this movie could decide which year it came out. #monsterdon

Funny thing about this film is that parts of Transsylvania being in Hungary is an artifact of like 4 years, this movie came out during one of 'em. #monsterdon

The very deliberate 3 knocks is SO Dracula.

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#monsterdon has anyone made a "Watery Tarts distributing the undead" joke yet?

wet dog smell so strong you can't just see it but it forms into a dracula

_that's_ fierce

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This is a most convoluted vampire story. Nice moustache, though
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Dracula isn't dazzling us with his long soliloquies.

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bulletproof Dracula, but the lady behind him, not so much....

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@CactuarJoe Mr. Bleeeeeugh

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did he just walk on water? So we have Jesus-pire? #Monsterdon #SonofDracula 🧛🏾🎥🍿

Everybody in this should have the exact same level of comically horrible Cajun accent as all the characters in the X-Men episode about Gambit having to deal with guild bullshit.

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I guess it was a Steamer trunk.. ok, I'll stop.

What was that choice of music?

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Okay. Someone who knew what they were doing did the effects for this scene. I bet they were not paid nearly enough. #Monsterdon #SonOfDracula

@allanb are we sure it hasn't though

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okay, that effect is actually kinda cool. it's really a shame about literally everything else in this movie.

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You shouldn't smoke cigars in a closed coffin

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I like to wear my best, most diaphanous gowns to go driving and walking in the swamp

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Is that a steamy trunk, or are you just happy to see me?

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#monsterdon Some nice vampire transitions. First the bat, then the smoke.

They're well done at least.

swamp vampire!

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Claire don't you see, women making their own decisions is just plain dangerous. Your sister is obviously insane

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"I'd never put her in an asylum."
“But you have to protect her from herself."

In context of a real estate plot this sure is a thing

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OMG! Kay was actually Yak the whole time! She just reversed the letters in her name.

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Horsie!
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Once more, the dispensation of real estate plays a key role in a Dracula tale #Monsterdon

"But... her insurance won't cover institutionalization!"

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I'm interested. I'm just gonna get a screwdriver and pry open the man's trunk because I'm curious.
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I don't like this either

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This movie is really about real estate and furniture. Oh, and spelling.

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This guy ransacks like a lawyer. #Monsterdon

"...it may not be ethical, but that's never stopped Dr. Harry Brewster before!"

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Alucard is listening to Man in the Box by Alice in Chains as he sleeps.

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@amyfou the ohnoboe #Monsterdon

Did you know there's a tiny naked man in your foyer? #monsterdon

She poo poo'd the idea.

I told her to use the washroom like a normal human.

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Is the estate finalization actually going to be plot?

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I've had a lot of people look like that when caught being seen with me....

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Kays vacation seems like a better movie

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@bstacey

The servants had instinctive wisdom.

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"I'll take it that none of [the servants] have returned since that night!"

they were like "i am NOT dying first in this movie" and skipped town

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The more you say "plantation" the more I am rooting for Dracula in this movie about property laws.
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Did Le Fanu’s “Carmilla” originate the vampire anagram trope?

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"I hope to live here" (On stolen land)"always"

hmmmm

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The name "Alucard" clearly implies that Dracula died and then came back as un-undead

clearly

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This, is CNN.

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DON'T TRACK YOUR LINES WITH YOUR PEN AS YOU READ THEM. Jesus what an amateur

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"I do not say I believe, but I honestly cannot say I disbelieve. I have found data I cannot disregard."

IF ONLY ALL SCIENTISTS SPOKE TO THE MEDIA THIS WAY DAMN IT :grr:

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Dracula became only ONE of the undead. There's other kinds known to Hungarians, as well. #Monsterdon

is it possible he was spelling his name as a bit

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Dr. Acula? He didn't say he was a doctor!

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HAHAHAHAHA i'm sorry the "Alucard is Dracula backwards" epiphany is always, always so very stupid

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Man, remember when phone numbers were only 3 digits...

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WHAT A TWEEST

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D...R...A... damn it, it doesn't read anything this way, either!

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This dude is bullying the butler? Not cool. #Monsterdon

@CStamp ooh, good point

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What was your name again?
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A conveniently small but very smoky fire... #Monsterdon

"It's purely a reflex of the facial muscles...a reflex of being frightened, that is." #monsterdon

Did they just tap dance that fire out? #monsterdon

Like, the film itself is holding up well. Just the era. Woof lol

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Boring relationship stuff. Let's get to the blood sucking!

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What could have killed this cigar smoking man while he was smoking a cigar after a lifetime of smoking cigars. It is a mystery. Brought to you by RJReynolds. #Monsterdon

Oops, dad caught fire. That's what happens when you smoke in bed with lethal levels of blood alcohol.

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