Pretty sure all the scenes with the US station wagon took place on a different continent than the rest of the "movie" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Frankenstein's Ozzy Osborne #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Frankenstein looks like the father in law from Everybody Loves Raymond.
I wonder if implanting the capacity for love means it had to come from someone else, like an organ donor
In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaan #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #SonOfDracula1974
Uh-oh, Van Helsing has a TV license detector van, literally everyone in this movie is in trouble now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
I donβt know whatβs going on, but on the other hand I donβt care.
I can't help but feel like this hospital is partially staffed by Oompa Loompas
"Nilsson, distraught over another friend's death in his apartment, and having little need for the property, sold it to Moon's bandmate Pete Townshend[29] and consolidated his life in Los Angeles. "
Every time Ringo opens his mouth I expect to hear more about Gordon The Green Engine #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
This is like a worse, somehow made earlier, rip off of Superman II #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh! I forgot Ringo was in this #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
"Sorry dude, what I'm trying to say is she only likes you because you hypnotize her" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
"The Netherworld people" you mean the Dutch?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
That was a "Cosgrove-Hall cartoons" level of turning-into-a-bat special effect #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Evidently crosses only matter if the vampire is aware of them, huh
Has she got a crucifix tanline? Is that what repelled him?
Did everything just taste blue for a second?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Rocker Nilsson isnβt my favorite Nilsson
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The British 70's expectation for women to be "dolly birds" - pretty, available, vapid, and in their place - just oozes off this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Speaking of rather dull....
Oh honey those brows πππ #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
"But I don't want to [be the king], I just want to...sing..."
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Sustenance sign!
Merlin being the surveillance state
wait so we have the solution to immortality?
- Become vampire
- Undergo Van Helsing's operation
- ...
- profit
This dude's giving Team Rocket.
zooooooom for no apparent reason
Well there you go, thanks for explaining (what is theoretically supposed to be) the plot
I wonder what the other Beatles are doing right now
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You have a choice: be the King of the Netherworld... or the Count of Alucard
Makes me wonder if Kenneth Del Vecchio ever made a film with Merlin
aaaaaaaaaaa British people!! Oh, no, phew, it's just Nosferatu #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
I would watch a movie about this version of Merlin
@Configures eh it's fine, we always have a mix of various hashtags for the double feature
Okay, this dream song is nice. I like his voice.
Ermagerd!
"[The London Dungeon] was acquired by Vardon Attractions in 1992, which later became [dramatic pause] Merlin Entertainments "
This is giving financial advisor telling walker texas ranger crimes of his client.
Oh yeah, he sounds *totally* exhilarated #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
"Museum Of Vaguely Occult Bullshit And Terrible Instrumental Music" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh look, a disabled person in a horror movie! Never seen that before #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
@jadebees true although I think the consensus was that wooden acting would have been a marked improvement on the first movie
@crowbriarhexe π sounds about right
This is the sort of wooden acting and incoherent scenes I was expecting from the first movie.
@combatwombat According to Wikipedia, Peter Frampton is also one of his band members. I couldnβt really make out many of the faces, though.
"The Who's drummer Keith Moon [who's in this film] was banned for a month after destroying a chandelier but Gold reduced this ban to 48 hours after Moon sent his chauffeur around with Β£500 in cash and phoned Gold, in tears, asking where else he would party."
I wonder what the equivalent of a goth phase is for teenage vampires
I know this footage is trying to convince us how hip and swinging and cosmopolitan London is, but everything is so grotty and coarse and vulgar and.... oh dear god now it's singing O_o #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh, still around, and it has a Wikipedia page
Either the Son of Dracula is in a rock band, or I wish I was watching the Son of Dracula be in a rock band
Tramp was a real super "it" nightclub in London in the 70s & 80s
Seeing all the old adverts is kinda cool. So far, itβs the best part of this movie, after the music.
Oh the dynamic range of 1970's cameras is showing.
Signage music video
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Michael Caine and Pulp on the same bill? Can we see that instead of this "movie"? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Hey, I thought it was supposed to be *Warren Zevon* who walks through Soho!
"Filming was completed by November 1972, but Son of Dracula had to wait a year and a half for release. ... Along with Chapman's other regular collaborator, Bernard McKenna, they were asked to write a whole new script to be dubbed over the film's lacklustre dialogue, and they recorded an alternative, Pythonesque soundtrack, but the whole idea was then shelved."
@CardboardRobot oh lol, I actually uncorrected mine because I'd rather stick with what other people are using to help searchability
Ah yes, ancient and mystical Merlin, magical lynchpin of King Arthur's court, well known for his thick Liverpudlian accent #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
@diazona I just corrected lol!
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Mom "What are they playing? 'Helter Skelter' backwards?"
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MERLIN?? Ringo Starr is fucking MERLIN??? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
I love how he goes to town on her neck and just casually sets the arm of the record player onto the record while feeding.
I guess we've all decided to use #SonOfDracula1974 even though IMDB says the movie is from 1973
it's all good
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That is a very BRITISH looking drac
Hearse on a Mission
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The sexy bits got rewound a lot too apparently
T.Rex on the record player?
This 70βs rock dracula is a real find. Had no idea.
Ringo Starr's accent is nearly as bad as his hair and beard #Monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Ringo, the Pinball Wizard.
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The video scan lines and artifacts give this film a quaint otherworldly atmosphere that Iβm sure the original didnβt have.