nooooo please don't make me remember any of that

Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

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@klu9

https://meme-o-rama.blogspot.com/2012/05/without-you-sad-song-that-should-be.html

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Dracula’s now a Real Boy!
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HAND IN UNLOVEABLE HAND
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They’re gonna fill Nilsson with the finest Heinz ketchup
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You and the netherworld fight
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Pool table, operating table, same thing really
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I suppose that is

Addressing the table
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Drac’s had the Keith Richards blood transfusion treatment
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I feel like they are trying to be intellectual here and the sound engineers are completely undermining them
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Is that a groovy purple coffin?
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs

…this is the extended music videos portion of our film.
Enjoy!
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs

The movie that dares to answer the question "What if The Old Grey Whistle Test was even MORE shrill and tedious, and went on for what feels like weeks at a time?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Oh good more Nilsson singing so I can forget the plot faster
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This had a good start but the interminable meal with a vampire has awful pacing
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Oh, one of my favourite Nilsson tracks!

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"Count Downe"

"countdown"

🤦

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This is the same coronation room used by the British Empire you know
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Ah so this is Van Helsing

Finally Explained
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Gandalf's mirror gets more than one channel?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Ringo's "Merlin" has smashed my decades-long belief that I would never encounter a Merlin worse than the one in the K Gordon Murray Santa Claus movies #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Another kind of vampire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hollywood_Vampires

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@strangefour Theoretically yes... in practice, we'll have to see

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This movie and I apparently have vastly different ideas about the meaning of "Rock 'n' Roll" 🙄 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

This song is very The Point

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Fair warning, Wikipedia seems to think there is something of an actual plot to this one

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Is Merlin's basement just the London Dungeon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Dungeon

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@klu9 😂

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This is the most ominous nothing I've seen in a long time

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The only reason i know Harry Nilsson is because of the “Gotta Get Up” theme in “Poker Face” with Natasha Lyonne #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974

Don’t drink don’t smoke, what do you do…
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random drums being the best part of this movie so far

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This is Porn-tastic levels of mediocre acting from old Ringo here. From everyone, actually #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

yes this totally sounds like Merlin

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OH NO
BRITISH TEETH
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Ghostbusters mobile!

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Is that…the ghost mobile??
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"A vampire prince falls for a human while competing with Baron Frankenstein for the Netherworld crown promised by Merlin at a monster convention."

of course
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Ringo as Gandalf-bot!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Ringo!

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Son of Dracula (1974) now on https://miru.miyaku.media !

I think. Some nonsense is happening, not sure if movie or trailer. #monsterdon #WrongSon #monsterdondoublefeature

Despite appearances, Rod Stewart is not on this film
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Well that was a thing. Thanks @miru @Taweret for another fabulous #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #sonofdracula1974 ❤️❤️ see you next week!

Thanks @Taweret , @ryan and the entire gang!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

"The End... Or is it?"

Classic #Monsterdon !

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Remember how bad Son of Dracula 1974 was?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

"I leave for all time my ties to your world" made them VERY angry, they must have seen how ugly all the ties in this movie are #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

To the Dracula family estate for a press conference

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I don't want to see him discharge anything, in any way #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

"Oh, I took the liberty of changing your girlfriend's name to Rebma. Also she's dead" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

*clink clink clink* now kiss!

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The two leads and the principal couple of the movie: the tassled lampshades #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Both the song writers of "I Can't Live If Living is Without You" committed suicide, in part because of legal issues over the song's royalties once Nilsson's cover became huge

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Important to have your backup singers well trained when going into surgery

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@diazona @strangefour Plot? There’s a PLOT?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #SonOfDracula1974

@moira this is a good sentence

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cat

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CHEWBACCA

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Merlin is the chairman of the Netherworld Council huh

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DOCTOR SCOTT

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JANET

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BRAD

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yes I am now paying more attention to Sesame Street than to #Monsterdon

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Dr Frankenstein in Son of Dracula 1974 having a conversation with the smoke effects from Son of Dracula 1943

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Pretty sure all the scenes with the US station wagon took place on a different continent than the rest of the "movie" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Frankenstein's Ozzy Osborne #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTr_HS_O4Ek

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Frankenstein looks like the father in law from Everybody Loves Raymond.

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@crowbriarhexe

Damn, I was about to order a Flake 99

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

I wonder if implanting the capacity for love means it had to come from someone else, like an organ donor

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In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaan #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #SonOfDracula1974

Uh-oh, Van Helsing has a TV license detector van, literally everyone in this movie is in trouble now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I don’t know what’s going on, but on the other hand I don’t care.

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I can't help but feel like this hospital is partially staffed by Oompa Loompas

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@pcat

"Nilsson, distraught over another friend's death in his apartment, and having little need for the property, sold it to Moon's bandmate Pete Townshend[29] and consolidated his life in Los Angeles. "

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Every time Ringo opens his mouth I expect to hear more about Gordon The Green Engine #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

This is like a worse, somehow made earlier, rip off of Superman II #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

again I say

wat

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Oh! I forgot Ringo was in this #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974

"Sorry dude, what I'm trying to say is she only likes you because you hypnotize her" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

"The Netherworld people" you mean the Dutch?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

That was a "Cosgrove-Hall cartoons" level of turning-into-a-bat special effect #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Evidently crosses only matter if the vampire is aware of them, huh

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Has she got a crucifix tanline? Is that what repelled him?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@crowbriarhexe

Rare case of "simultaneous mass synaesthesia"

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Did everything just taste blue for a second?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@klu9

Is that Peter Frampton in the darkness? (Not "in The Darkness")

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@klu9

Keith Moon and Mama Cass both died in Nilsson's London flat

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

@klu9

There's Keith Moon on the drums

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Rocker Nilsson isn’t my favorite Nilsson

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The British 70's expectation for women to be "dolly birds" - pretty, available, vapid, and in their place - just oozes off this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Speaking of rather dull....

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Oh honey those brows 😭😭😭 #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974

"But I don't want to [be the king], I just want to...sing..."

#monsterdon #WrongFrogs #SonOfDracula1974 #MontyPython

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Sustenance sign!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru

Merlin being the surveillance state

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wait so we have the solution to immortality?

- Become vampire
- Undergo Van Helsing's operation
- ...
- profit

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This dude's giving Team Rocket.

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@diazona

Not even Chekhovian reasons?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru