nooooo please don't make me remember any of that
Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!
nooooo please don't make me remember any of that
Thanks as always @ryan for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!
Draculaβs now a Real Boy!
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
HAND IN UNLOVEABLE HAND
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Theyβre gonna fill Nilsson with the finest Heinz ketchup
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
You and the netherworld fight
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Pool table, operating table, same thing really
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
I suppose that is
Addressing the table
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Dracβs had the Keith Richards blood transfusion treatment
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
I feel like they are trying to be intellectual here and the sound engineers are completely undermining them
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Is that a groovy purple coffin?
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
β¦this is the extended music videos portion of our film.
Enjoy!
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
The movie that dares to answer the question "What if The Old Grey Whistle Test was even MORE shrill and tedious, and went on for what feels like weeks at a time?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh good more Nilsson singing so I can forget the plot faster
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
This had a good start but the interminable meal with a vampire has awful pacing
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Oh, one of my favourite Nilsson tracks!
This is the same coronation room used by the British Empire you know
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Ah so this is Van Helsing
Finally Explained
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Gandalf's mirror gets more than one channel?
Ringo's "Merlin" has smashed my decades-long belief that I would never encounter a Merlin worse than the one in the K Gordon Murray Santa Claus movies #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Another kind of vampire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hollywood_Vampires
@strangefour Theoretically yes... in practice, we'll have to see
This movie and I apparently have vastly different ideas about the meaning of "Rock 'n' Roll" π #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
This song is very The Point
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1973 #SonOfDracula #wrongFrogs #SonOfDracula1973
Fair warning, Wikipedia seems to think there is something of an actual plot to this one
Is Merlin's basement just the London Dungeon?
This is the most ominous nothing I've seen in a long time
The only reason i know Harry Nilsson is because of the βGotta Get Upβ theme in βPoker Faceβ with Natasha Lyonne #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
Donβt drink donβt smoke, what do you doβ¦
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
random drums being the best part of this movie so far
This is Porn-tastic levels of mediocre acting from old Ringo here. From everyone, actually #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
yes this totally sounds like Merlin
OH NO
BRITISH TEETH
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Ghostbusters mobile!
Is thatβ¦the ghost mobile??
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
"A vampire prince falls for a human while competing with Baron Frankenstein for the Netherworld crown promised by Merlin at a monster convention."
of course
#wrongson #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
Ringo as Gandalf-bot!
Son of Dracula (1974) now on https://miru.miyaku.media !
I think. Some nonsense is happening, not sure if movie or trailer. #monsterdon #WrongSon #monsterdondoublefeature
Despite appearances, Rod Stewart is not on this film
#monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Well that was a thing. Thanks @miru @Taweret for another fabulous #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #sonofdracula1974 β€οΈβ€οΈ see you next week!
Remember how bad Son of Dracula 1974 was?
"I leave for all time my ties to your world" made them VERY angry, they must have seen how ugly all the ties in this movie are #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
To the Dracula family estate for a press conference
I don't want to see him discharge anything, in any way #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
"Oh, I took the liberty of changing your girlfriend's name to Rebma. Also she's dead" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
*clink clink clink* now kiss!
The two leads and the principal couple of the movie: the tassled lampshades #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Both the song writers of "I Can't Live If Living is Without You" committed suicide, in part because of legal issues over the song's royalties once Nilsson's cover became huge
Important to have your backup singers well trained when going into surgery
@diazona @strangefour Plot? Thereβs a PLOT?
@moira this is a good sentence
Merlin is the chairman of the Netherworld Council huh
DOCTOR SCOTT
yes I am now paying more attention to Sesame Street than to #Monsterdon
Dr Frankenstein in Son of Dracula 1974 having a conversation with the smoke effects from Son of Dracula 1943
Pretty sure all the scenes with the US station wagon took place on a different continent than the rest of the "movie" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Frankenstein's Ozzy Osborne #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Frankenstein looks like the father in law from Everybody Loves Raymond.
I wonder if implanting the capacity for love means it had to come from someone else, like an organ donor
In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaan #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #SonOfDracula1974
Uh-oh, Van Helsing has a TV license detector van, literally everyone in this movie is in trouble now #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
I donβt know whatβs going on, but on the other hand I donβt care.
I can't help but feel like this hospital is partially staffed by Oompa Loompas
"Nilsson, distraught over another friend's death in his apartment, and having little need for the property, sold it to Moon's bandmate Pete Townshend[29] and consolidated his life in Los Angeles. "
Every time Ringo opens his mouth I expect to hear more about Gordon The Green Engine #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
This is like a worse, somehow made earlier, rip off of Superman II #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Oh! I forgot Ringo was in this #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
"Sorry dude, what I'm trying to say is she only likes you because you hypnotize her" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
"The Netherworld people" you mean the Dutch?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
That was a "Cosgrove-Hall cartoons" level of turning-into-a-bat special effect #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Evidently crosses only matter if the vampire is aware of them, huh
Has she got a crucifix tanline? Is that what repelled him?
Did everything just taste blue for a second?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Rocker Nilsson isnβt my favorite Nilsson
#Monsterdon #SonOfDracula1973 #SonOfDracula #wrongFrogs #SonOfDracula1973
The British 70's expectation for women to be "dolly birds" - pretty, available, vapid, and in their place - just oozes off this movie #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
Speaking of rather dull....
Oh honey those brows πππ #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon #sonofdracula1974
"But I don't want to [be the king], I just want to...sing..."
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π π π
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Sustenance sign!
Merlin being the surveillance state
wait so we have the solution to immortality?
- Become vampire
- Undergo Van Helsing's operation
- ...
- profit
This dude's giving Team Rocket.