#Monsterdon we have slugsign

we have slugsign

This is how men live though.....

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@jivens did Gracie and Niko get upset at this dog's whining? Because I did.

"I'm Divorced, you could tell?"

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If he gets evicted, he'll be like a snail without its shell! #monsterdon

@jonny They're getting bad rap for sure

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This crap was played by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra?? #monsterdon

The dog wishes you didn't drink so much

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MONSTER CHOMP

Good gosh, one scene in and already a sluggulous fountain of blood in the middle of a lake? These slugs are wasting no time at all.

(THE ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA?!!?)

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#monsterdon Slugs the movie, not the Interpretive Dance or the Opera, or the Childrens Little Golden Book!

Slugs (The movie) as not to be confused with Slugs the dinner plate. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

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A big slimy welcome to all new participants and lurkers tonight!!

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Oh my god! They hit the red food coloring pipeline! #Monsterdon

oh no he spilled his Kool aid in the water

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#Monsterdon it begins

@Lazarou yeah, I'm glad I had a BLT before #Monsterdon ... not worried about it at all ...

That was something. There were oddly bits that made sense. Like the local government grappling with the problem, not a bunch of kids with a hole in the yard. The slugs were as disgusting as they should be.

Why didn't they try shovelling road salt into the sewers? Does a movie gotta blow up shit, it what?

THE END?

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

@Terencio ENSLUGGENED. #monsterdon

well, i was 20 minutes behind on the timeline there, and it wasn't because i was watching the movie. great job, everyone, treat yourself to a slug-infested salad on me. (^_^) #monsterdon

@jonny Really disappointed we only saw vicious slug pointy teeth once. #monsterdon

anyway lobby seems to be clearing out so good job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_slAJmZBeQ

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I like that someone finally told the dickhead sheriff where to stick it. #Monsterdon #slugs

Blowing up the sewer sure seems to be a #Monsterdon trend. #slugs

@apLundell a lot of later ones get labeled as Jaws ripoffs but something like Day of the Animals might fit the bill #Monsterdon

Well, those were some slugs.

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, and to all of you for making it fun!

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@SordidAmok I liked him over Mike tbh #Monsterdon

If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event.

This week we watched SLUGS (1988). It had milquetoast characters, bizarre dialogue and soundtrack, and the world's most adorable horror slug puppet chomping down on whats-his-name's finger.

See the post at the top of this thread for more info:

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553

I was going crazy all movie trying to remember who Bobby reminded me of. But I FINALLY figured it out. It's Henry Rollins

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Well that traffic cone means that yet another #monsterdon has come to an end. Thanks again to the whole community for making this one of the highlights of the week.

I feel like they could have used more species of slugs. Maybe some sea hares so that you get the idea they are really getting bigger!

#Monsterdon #Slugs

Well, that sure was a movie that tried very hard to completely ignore the obvious solution in favor of something that would let them blow things up at the end. Also super gross in lots of ways! See y'all next week, #monsterdon!

@MylesRyden @allanb @Taweret half the italian movie industry is just money laundering so why not

#monsterdon #slugs1988

@secretlybatman imagine the smell....

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I'm sorry, no, he's been in a sewer all night, I am NOT kissing that.

#Monsterdon #Slugs

This is not a drill! The slugs will return for Avengers: Endgame 2: Electric Boogaloo #Monsterdon

Slugs 2: electric boogaloo #Monsterdon #slugs

@_L1vY_ you've got the wrong Wayne County...

PS sorry for being a reply-being, but I've lived in both those Wayne Counties, and it really bugs me when they get mixed up

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Id take the gross rubber suit off before kissing my SO #monsterdon

@amyfou I got "they nest" next.

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@amyfou Mine is "They Nest" which is apparently about carniverous cockroaches. Also nope.

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They forgot the ASS

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BOOM! Hahaga Yes! BURN BABY BURN!

Uhoh orchestrated Psycho music They're still doomed

THE END

Probably for the best really. They were all suffering each other so much anyways

Thanks for another amusing if icky #Monsterdon @Taweret ! Glad I finished my spaghetti and meatballs before the good parts!

And everyone died happily ever after. The end!

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that's a wreck, folks

I can't believe they went to the trouble of making SLUG CHOMP VFX and then only used it in one scene

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Boy the insurance company is going to have a LOT of questions about these claims
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@allanb @Taweret wait is that the real number

tell me that's the real number abd mean it please

#monsterdon #slugs1988

in this #monsterdon the monsters finally got don!!!!!

LIVE BY THE SLUG, DIE BY THE SLUG!

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#Monsterdon I am disappoint a the attempted sexual assault followed by the girl getting slugged. :(

#Monsterdon the literal tonal shift in the music in this movie almost drove me into in-patient care.

Those aren't real names.

Those are bad Scrabble hands.

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How's it gonna breed, dummies? #Monsterdon

Lol only one shop on main street exploded?

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Slugs 2: Mollusk on the Barbee!

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One slug, to avenge them all
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Slugs going to slug!
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and so we all learned an important lesson about blowing up sewers or something

ty for joining, everyone!!

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Ominous slug is ominous

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I'm sorry but slugs just aren't menacing

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i have no idea who the second guy was, first time i saw him was when he came by in his football jersey and said he was in. maybe like 5 minutes of screen time. unless the main guy and him were different guys this whole time #monsterdon

THE END???? #monsterdon

Damn, just like the end of Dead Ringers

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"We could never have done it without him, Mike. Unless that was Mike. You're Mike, right?" #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder if the movie would have been better if this guy could act.

now whe see where they spent the bulk of their budget in this movie, and it wasn't in the soundtrack
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"you did good, SLUGger!" #monsterdon

They destoryed the town but they got their slugs. #Monsterdon

Sorry about your friend, Brady. Dan, was it?

#monsterdon #slugs1988

I so so want to shake the pyrotechnics person.

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hope the whole town burns down

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Now there went the entire budget for this film (explosions starting at 1:23 in a 1:30 movie). Because it clearly didn't go to script writing, actors, or directors...

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I’m betting a lot of this is stock footage of explosions but some of it is definitely pyro work done for this movie. Wow. #monsterdon

"Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents 'That's Armageddon'"

If you know, you know.
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Wow! More Explodium, please!

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And the town was ... uh ... saved? #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Explosions are the only way this movie can end in a satisfying way.

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So basically they blew up everyone in town. Well done. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

Dude it was a bad plan. Let him go. Get over it.

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#Monsterdon thank you slug god for answering my prayer and blowing up the whole town <3

well rip in slime the most normal guy in this movie
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millions dead. Those slugs had families too! #monsterdon

I forget, wasn't there a scene vaguely like this in the 1980s blob?

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I've honestly never laughed so hard at a death scene before

#Monsterdon #Slugs1988

*other slug noises intensify*

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"Oh hello officer I'm just pouring lithium arsenic into the sewer"

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okay, he was kind of acrobatic on that pipe tho, points for him. #monsterdon

on the bright side, now we don't have to try to tell these guys apart. #monsterdon

CHUD Sheriff will get everyone killed but they seem to be doing fine themselves with that

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Slugs: Looks like meat's back on the table, boys. #Monsterdon #Slugs1988

20,000 Slugs Beneath Sea

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No, Doooooooooon! D:

#monsterdon #slugs1988

Dammit Sheriff!!

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I've got an ideal!
Salt?
No, of course not
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CHumming the slugs!! #Monsterdon

London John vs The Sheriff

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Dude, stop pushing me! I told you we needed flamethrowers!

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@SordidAmok I never saw the Wicker Man remake, but I actually enjoyed the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake (except they could have done without the weird Wonka back-story).

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*slug noises intensify*

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sir, i think you ARE the meat. #monsterdon