It’s just Critters with projectile cum

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#monsterdon Oops, for a moment we glanced off “dung crites" pretty quickly.

Like Daleks, the PiloswineGrassMonster also cannot do stairs

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Almost killed by a tumbleweed. Close one. #Monsterdon

It rolls like a Critter #Monsterdon

@cherizilla i am all over that shit, i'm working overalls back in, those shits rock #monsterdon

hey! cute! like a critter, but giant? like the red-haired monster from that Bugs Bunny cartoon but just woke up?

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So, it's part #Critter?

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@wohali copy the master works
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Omg that plant based Critter is so cute~ I wanna hug him. Look at him roll.
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stairs, my one weakness

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KATAMARI DAMACY

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Yes! CRITTER BALL!!

She's being assaulted by a katamari #Monsterdon

Oh my gosh what a bean! And it rolls like a Krite!

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@klu9

Temu Critter ball!

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CRITES!

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Hahahahaha. Omg. #monsterdon

Wait, rolling evil ball? Did this movie just turn into a Critters flick?

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coo-coo for coco-nuts

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Criteball!

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Why does this young girl have access to what is presumably expensive camera equipment, as a toy?

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Critters would like a word. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

The Fireball Club meets in Comet Valley.

This community learned the first rule of branding is consistency rule hard.

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Ha! We got ✅ overalls. 1992, baby. The dress like a farmer trend swept the nation #monsterdon

Wow, this isn't just a ripoff of Pod People, it's a ripoff of Critters!!

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#monsterdon oh she's got one of those cyanotype camcorders

Critter roll!

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Death by Temu Rita Moreno

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Every time we cut to a scene with the FBI guy, I think of this.
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Kimmy giving her the ol' They Live treatment. #Monsterdon

This movie just does not trust us to figure things out as we go.

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we can't afford the production time for a child actor, let's just put this 28 year old woman in a pair of overalls and have her make weird faces

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You know, putting overalls on a 30 year old doesn't make them look like a teenager.

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Is this "Vintage Season" after a very long time in development hell?

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Ah, back in the days when carrying a video camera was a workout.

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Insufferable racist teen with a camera #monsterdon #seedpeople

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videocams really were that big in those days

I wonder how many variations of "(orchestral music continues)" we're going to see tonight

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Is it me btw, or does the "kid" look like she's 25?

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Gotta tease its presence, at least!

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That is on honking video camera!

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That camcorder is incredible.

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Clearly recording in SLP mode.

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Is he an archeologist as well as a geologist? Is he a polymath? Is he freaking obsessed because he grew up here? #Monsterdon

oooh home VHS cam

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Kimmy is a standard Karen.

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No I changed my mind, the B&B sign was done hastily in Microsoft Publisher, but at least they printed it in color. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Rolling? But that's a Critters thing!

Big-ass camera ✅

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When the geologist put on his glasses, he looks a little bit like Sting.

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#monsterdon Thanks, You-Tube auto-captions.

I wonder why they call it "Comet Valley"

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Meteorites in the cave walls? #Monsterdon

Everyone in this movie is on Valium. That's the only possible explanation for the line delivery.

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@moira That was a lot 😅 #Monsterdon

@Lazarou "That's a big roger." #Monsterdon
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#monsterdon Just fair warning, I'm gonna have some struggles with this, I mean, the gay subtext is a choir... holy frikken shit.

I was too busy criticizing to have any idea why we're in a cave. That or they didn't explain it at all, which is a strong possibility. #monsterdon

Wow, what memories, like....the damp, and....the rocks....wow....
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Yep, that's a cave.

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@yatsu

As long as you don't talk about it afterwards to gruff FBI agent

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She wore a raspberry beret. The kind you find in the old liquor store. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

You never forget your first caving expedition w/ another man. #Monsterdon

Is that a cut on the side of what’s his face’s head or a dribble of blood? Either way someone should take care of that.

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Nuh-uhhh, he flipped him off

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@Taweret The creatures will be the highlight of the movie, by far.

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Apples? But there's fantastic joe in the next room!

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uh oh, a citified broad running the town liquor store, risk of death: high #monsterdon

Oh I'll “keep an eye” on your liquor store. #Monsterdon

Okay the "Hot Cider" is definitely about him being an alcoholic.

I genuinely got confused because who drinks cider cold????

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There's one benefit to the story frame, at least. I can't tell the difference between all the white guys, but at least I know the guy that got got wasn't the guy in the hospital.

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Wynette, the liquor vendor. From the nomenclature is destiny files. #Monsterdon

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ok she's not a 'Wynette', she's more of a 'Nora'

I will happily take and wear her red beret

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I like the liquor store owner. I bet she's got some stories to share.

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@xerozohar He's kinda muld-y, yeah #Monsterdon

I imagine the alien thing was a lot scarier in super blurry old rental VHS that has been rewound one time too many.

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"Here, let me make you more comfortable."
<involuntary euthanasia with pillow>.
"It was a mercy, doc."

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#monsterdon The Triffids sure are aggressive this season.

I almost forgot my #MonsterdonBingoCard and dammit that wholes seed pod splurging on the guy isn't on it!

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I can't believe it. Frank's pissed at me, too.

Dude: everyone is pissed off at everyone.

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Oh crap. I was sort of hoping they would forget about maintaining the frame story.

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wow the guy turned into a giant ballsack after getting blasted with tree cum

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wait does that make this FBI guy mulder?

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@jadebees

Oh, you had to jinx it!

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are we now flashing forward to the hospital??? who wrote this, and can i go back in time to slap them upside the head.

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Wait? Was it not the ACAB who got sprayed?

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Wow, points for going off the rails with the plot and Monster Design right out of the gate. We don't always get that... ​:godzilla:​ #Monsterdon #SeedPeople

See, I told you we had pod people at home. #Monsterdon

That monster costume is kinda cool but also feels really awkward to be inside of.
How did you know about the parts you weren't there for?
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We're back in the hospital. Already. 14 minutes in.
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#monsterdon Oh hey! That's kind of the thing from the poster!

It’s as if Piloswine grew arms and was cosplaying as a grass/poison type

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Awww, he's just a little guy. Look at 'im! I can't wait to see him eat the entire movie!

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okay I love the pod creature

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it's 1992, and the scariest thing imaginable is a freaky little puppet

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Only 12 minutes to first monster sighting. Does that mean we'll stop getting the unnecessary flashback narration?

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That puppeteer walking on their hands thing is something they used in "Silent Running" for those great robots. #Monsterdon #SeedPeople